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2013

29

Jan

Sasha Grey for February’s GQ Spain of the Day

I think Sasha Grey is funny….she’s an overrated pornstar who turned her back on porn cuz she got one acting job where she played a pornstar or hooker….in what is just a product of her thinking she is a bigger deal than she is and that there is more to her than choking on dick on camera….when really there isn’t….she always tried to intellectualize her porn career, say it was performance art, and do anything she could do justify that she was just a bottom feeder taking a bottom feeder route to get known…when ultimately the objective was always mainstream….so seeing her get any exposure whether in obscure editions of GQ or not…just makes laugh…cuz I know as she sits there ass in the air….fully clothed….her only fan base…is her porn fan base….and they are being totally let down by her…..she fucked on camera, that’s who she is….so this mainstream exposure is totally undeserved….keep the gutter slut with no self respect in the gutter is what I say…not to mention her face is handicapped lookin….but you wouldn’t know that cuz you’ve only seen in covered in cum…the way it was meant to be seen.

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2013

29

Jan

Olivia Wilde in the Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue of the Day

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Olivia Wilde is awesome…but only because her actual last name is Cockburn.

Here she is in some Vanity Fair photoshoot for the Hollywood edition, because despite being from England, this name changer for obvious reasons….Cockburn… is all Hollywood now….

She’s doing this throwback, burlesque, old Glamour shoot…and here’s the animated GIF…that is worth lookin’ at…even if the whole pile of shit…since hollywood isn’t glamour, it’s ghetto trash, that’s just masked with lots of corporate sponsorship money….it’s all a fucking facade motherfuckers…it’s all Disney Land….but behind the scenes and under the makeup is just broken souls, drug abuse, and garbage….

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2013

29

Jan

Rihanna’s Top Secret Ad Campaign of the Day

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I am going to assume this is a shot from a Superbowl Ad that Rihanna is a part of…because she instagramed the pic, and wrote “Top Secret Ad Campaign”….and I guess that means it could be for anything…except maybe for battered wife associations that encourage women to leave their abusers…since Rihanna’s not really a good spokesperson for that….or really anything Christian, anti-drug, or anti-sex….which makes her perfectly well rounded for me!

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2013

29

Jan

Nicole Neal Ass for Twitter of the Day

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This just in….Glamour Models no one really know or care about…are just as slutty on social media as they are in their jobs…because that’s just the kind of girls they are…..and that’s pretty amazing…cuz that’s the only kind of girls the world needs.

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2013

29

Jan

Hulk Hogan Loves His Daughter Too Much and It is Amazing of the Day

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Hulk Hogan, who is rumored to fuck his daughter…or at least jerk off to her, while he’s not fucking girls who look a lot like her…you know in a genetic attraction situation that happens all the time….a dad loves his daughter cuz he made like some scientist in the basement…and now society tells him he can’t fuck her…but they can’t break that love apart…not as he doesn’t touch her and just jerks off to the camera’s he’s got set up in her bathroom and bedroom….

When not filming sex tapes, he’s been photographed rubbing her erotically…and you’d think he’d pull back a bit when posting a pic celebrating her legs…..on twitter…that obviously people ripped him a new asshole for…cuz let’s face it…he’s known or at least the ongoing joke is that he lusts after his baby girl….

This was his reaction…to the uprising….

I think it’s safe to say the more positive things he has to do….is he was talking about was trying to get Brooke Pregnant…in his mind….while taking a bath…

Come on people, can’t a guy like his daughter….a little too much….

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2013

29

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski at Her Carl Jr’s Fitting of the DAy

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Emily Ratajkowski is perfect. I have already written her ten Valentines Day cards…but I have no where to send them….so I just keep them in a box…in the hopes that one day we meet…so that I can give her the jar of semen she’s made me produce….along with all the love letters of written her….it’s bound to impress her and make her fall in love with me…so that we can live a Disney Fairytale love story…with a double wedding…so that I can stare at her body all day….

This strategy is not designed to creep her out…it’s not even designed…it is just what my soul is telling me to do to show her the passion I have for her…you know how much I care…..for her amazing body….a body so good….practically perfect… that I don’t understand why it isn’t top of the charts famous….when so much gutter shit like Kate Upton’s gunt is…

Emily Ratajkowski….I choo choo choose you…..be mine.

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2013

29

Jan

Rosie Jones and Friends in Nuts Super Boob Issue of the Day

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Hilarious…I just like the fact that NUTS puts out an issue called the Super Boob Issue….it’s journalism at its best…it’s like a huge fuck you to any journalism school they were probably kicked out of….by saying all it takes is tits to run a successful publication in this day and age…cuz tits get hits and people will always care about tits…all we have to do is celebrate tits all the fucking time with the same girls with great tits…and we will make millions with advertisers who don’t fear tits…and they do….

It’s like they got it all figured out…and the forumla is so fucking simple….makes me feel like a bit of an idiot….

Here are some highlights from their Super Boobs issue…yes…it is called their Super Boobs issue….Ridiculous…but hey…look at those tits…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS AND VIDEOS
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2013

29

Jan

McKayla Maroney is Headed in the Right Direction of the Day

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McKayla Maroney is the Olympic Gold medal winning meme…who is not 18, but I figure if she’s old enough to represent your country and win for your country and make millions in sponsorship from your country….

She’s old enough for you to look at sexually…not to mention I’m in Canaada where 14-16 is legal, but I don’t recommend it…cuz dirty, unprotected sex loving 20 somethings who have learned the ropes, been beat down a few times, open minded to anal and other things the youth fear, despite it being the best form of Birth Control…and god doesn’t take away your V-Card if you do it….

You see, I don’t like the under 18s at all…except maybe when they are walking around in the summer in booty shorts and I can’t tell they are under 18 until their dads give me dirty looks knowing they do the same to their friend’s daughters….

But I do like an athlete turned actor, faced with so much attention, starting to hit social media with videos dressed like a tart….cuz I know what’s gonna come when the general interest in her disappears…and so do you…cuz it always fucking does

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2013

29

Jan

I like Amber Anderson of the Day

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I don’t even know who this Amber Anderson is….but I know that I like her….I’ve never heard of her before and either has the internet…I just googled her…and all I found was some black hip hop model and video star…leaving this Amber Anderson some big booty shorts to fill….so that when you google her name, she becomes the number 1…cuz all I know is right now, in this moment, she’s my number 1…..but I have ADD and will forget she exists in another minute. Who is this again?

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2013

29

Jan

Dakota Fanning’s Awkward Glamour Shoot of the Day

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Not quite a girl, not yet a woman is what’s going on here….she’s 18…almost 19…but you probably remember her as the 10 year old who acted like a 40 year old at least in interviews…who was marketed as some prodigy in acting…which I didn’t know could exist…since acting, despite what the industry tells you, is a fucking joke and requires no real talent whatsoever, but they don’t want you to know that all it takes is an ego, or insecure freak, or a kid with money hungry parents who think they shat out gold when they birthed their brat…..who doesn’t fear humiliating himself on camera or in a room full of people…while taking themselves seriously reading someone else’s lines….not that that has anything to do with this post…what this post is about is that she got hit with the Haley Joel Osment childstar curse of what was once a cute thing pedophiles cut out pics from magazines of…has turned into this low level sex appeal….maybe she needs less clothes on to make me see the light…but right now…she’s boring…for Glamour…and these are the pics.

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