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2013

29

Jan

Kate Upton in Lingerie for Zoo Magazine of the Day


I am sure these are old pics of Kate Upton that Zoo Magazine just bootlegged for an article on the greatness that is Kate Upton…because in the UK, a land filled with gremlins you can’t feed after midnight, she is am American bombshell….that all their working class chimney sweepers get hard for while looking at their toothless wives as they eat their beans and porridge…or whatever it is they eat in the UK…..

I mean seriously…I can see her fucking belly hanging over her weird fat chick lingerie…and I know this has already been photoshopped…it’s just fucking awkward…and embarrassing.

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2013

29

Jan

Amanda Seyfried Thong Ass of the Day


I am a huge fan of Amanda Seyfried…whether she’s clothed or not…and not because I find her exciting…if anything I find her boring with her unshowered, unkempt, borderline disgusting, lazy, medicated hustle….even if a girl who is willing to face the paparazzi looking like shit…you know fresh out of bed after a bender…but still fuckable…..is hotter than any Kim Kardashian type who has an on staff hair and make up person to smoke and mirror all you idiots into thinking she’s hot…

I just like the way she’s played her career…she does the Disney shit, the blockbuster shit, the indy lesbian nude scene shit….it what is a perfect balance….for her perfect little body…I’d like to K-Fed.

That said, this is her getting into a car after the SAG awards rockin’ a thong….


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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2013

29

Jan

Edita Vilkeviciute for Mango of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is some Victoria’s Secret model in some non-Victoria’s Secret catalogue shoot for a company called Mango….and I’m posting it because I like to take every chance I get to promote brands who don’t pay me….as long as they use models I want to fuck…it is a hobby of mine…you know give exposure to billionaires who don’t fucking bother with me….all cuz I want to fuck the girls they brought into wear the shitty sweatshop made clothes….even if I can just use the top right search bar…or click her highlighted name under this post to see her naked….or maybe…just maybe…it’s an excuse to link TO HER ON THE BEACH FOR VICTORIA’S SECRET HALF NAKED without giving those monsters at Victoria’s Secret the satisfaction of winning again…..even though they always win.


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2013

29

Jan

Sophie Alexandra Naked for ZOO of the Day


There’s something pretty special about all these Glamour models, who go of course, and side track their budding careers as intellectuals, PhD’s, doctors and lawyers and world leaders….to get naked in pictures for you gang of unappreciative perverts…it is like they are strippers who never were, celebrities who never will be…but famous enough for their egos regardless…all cuz they get naked in a magazine…that in the grand scheme of things really doesn’t matter…but is all about the tits…so it gets noticed…and I’m not complaining…I figure the more they make showing your tits a exclusive or prestigious thing…the more tits I’ll get to see….works for me….

Posted in:NSFW|Sophie Alexandra

2013

29

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Free Hookers….it’s a way of life….

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Morgan Freeman Facts – A Tribute – VIDEO
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Jewelz Elizabeth is a Canadian Cutie (NSFW)
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FYI: Hulk Hogan Is Still Creepy
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Jennifer Lawrence Ripped Her Dress, Made Everyone Google Her Old MTV Promo
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LOL Cat Video
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Alex Zerega Has What It Takes (NSFW)
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Taylor Swift Needs to Stop Dressing Like a fucking Six Year Old
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Rides Girl: Heidi Dupre
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Tuesday Sexy
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Big Titty Teen Has Some Alone Time (NSFW)
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Holy Sh*t! Zombie Teddy Bears Want to Devour Your Valentine
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I Wanna Be All Over Crystal (NSFW)
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How to: Lose a Tooth Like a Boss – VIDEO
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2013

28

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I am thinking about starting a service for tucking sad and lonely girls into bed at night…you know the college crowd who miss home or their real dads….I figure if I call myself the DrunkenStepfather….I better start being the drunkenstepfather…..plus if they end up falling asleep I’ll be in an advantageous position to steal their dirty panties…I am full of shitty business ideas…but I am not full of shitty links…all of these are PERFECT….

Rick Ross Could Have Been Killed in a Drive By Shooting
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Hugh Hefner’s Secretary And The Playboy Mansion’s House Mother Has Passed Away
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Bikini Milking is the Best Video Ever
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Taylor Swift Showing off Some Legs
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Hang glider Believes he can Fly
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A Whole Bunch of SAG Pics
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10 Signs That Adult Films Are Hurting Your Sex Life
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Edita Vilkeviciute Bikini Pictures
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ZERO DARK TITTY!!!
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22 Beach and Poolside Hotties
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Amanda is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Free Cam Shows Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Animals Kiss Their Asses Goodbye and Blast into Space (PHOTOS)
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Meanwhile in Russia – VIDEO
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Now THAT is one Big Dildo (NSFW)
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Miranda Kerr Brings Us More Hotness Today
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Leanne Crow in a Leopard Corset (NSFW)
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Lebron Tackles a Fan
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Lacey Banghard for Ketchup Magazine
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Sword of the Seraphs Battle Hymn
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Miranda Kerr is Amazing in Jalouse
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Diana Garcia Topless in Sin Nombre
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Who Says Small Tits Aren’t Sexy? (NSFW)
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Christina Milian Slips a Nip at the Beach
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Some Victoria Beckham, Just Because
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Selena Gomez Single Hotness
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The Best Anitmated Music Videos of All Time
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This Babe Has a Forced Orgasm (NSFW)
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Now THAT Is One Sexy Ass (NSFW)
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Annnnnnnd This Lady Likes to Eat Cat Hair – VIDEO (
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Zahia Deha – Teen Hooker With Big Tits
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True Facts About Morgan Freeman
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Jennifer Metcalfe is Amazing in her Bikini – I want to marry her vagina
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Star Trek Into the Darkness Homemade Trailer
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Bikini and Milk Anyone? – VIDEO
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Magdalena Frackowiak Knows How to Rock a Bikini
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Girls Eye View Anyone? (NSFW)
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ALL HAIL CLEAVAGE!!! (GALLLERY)
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Women Sue “Revenge Adult Ex-Girlfriend” Site [Video]
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Some Outdoor Lesbian Fun (NSFW)
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Sexy YouTube Spotlight: Bras (SITE NSFW)
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A BUNCH of Hotties From the SAG Awards
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Lucky Scooter Nearly Killed
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Katy Perry and Her Wax Figure that has Less Acne
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Check Out This Dirty Amateur Bitch (NSFW)
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Cool Towers Collapsing
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Claudia Romani is a Babe in a Bikini
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Amazing Backflip Fail
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Taylor Swift’s Keds Ad Isn’t Slutty Enough for her Vagina
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Wet and Soapy
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Vintage Pool Party
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2013

28

Jan

Teresa Palmer Tampon String of the Day

Teresa Palmer is some 26 year old babe from Australia who has been making the move over to Hollywood since 2007…and has starred in some pretty insignificant movies…but now she’s finally broke through and will be tstarring in the Zombie version of Twilight called “warm bodies’….and now she’s doing the proper press route needed for her name to hit the public in the face while her movie’s marketing is getting so much play….cuz that’s just how publicist work…and unlike the socialites before her….she’s taking a new spin on an old trick….that involves showing a little panty…cuz panty is harmless and honorable cry for attention…but this innovator’s throwing in some tampon string…cuz not being pregnant is also honorable….

I liked it so much – I made a gif.

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2013

28

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence’s Wardrobe Malfunction Fail of the Day

When I hear there’s a wardrobe malfunction…my first response is anger caused by the amount of hate I have for that expression and whoever came up with it at the Janet Jackson Superbowl titty flash….my second response is to hate anyone who is keeping it alive by using it in their articles and posts about these kinds of things….and the third is “where are the fucking pics, can I see ass hole or pussy lip…”….

Today’s Jennifer Lawrence ripped dress that was called a Wardrobe Malfunction by everyone I hate….had the potential of being fucking exciting….because ever she’s admitted she has a fat dumpy ass capable of causing damage…but instead the top and bottom split reveling nothing but a little thigh and/or knee…..in what the dress was supposed to do….what a waste.


Spoiler alert – Jennifer Lawrence wins.

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2013

28

Jan

Erin Heatherton Not Modeling Lingerie of the Day


Every once in a while someone talented in one business decides to cross over into another…and ruin whatever credibility she built up in one….by failing at the other…instead of sticking with what she’s good at….this is like Lohan the actor releasing music….Jordan the basketball player taking up baseball…only the bikini model…turned non-bikini model version….and it’s safe to say “send this body back to where she came from”….not that trashy low level photoshoots with fake autographs on them aren’t a step up from getting paid millions to barely cover her vagina…oh right…yeah they totally aren’t a step up from what we are used to….bummer.

Posted in:Erin Heatherton

2013

28

Jan

Camille Rowe for 3 Suisses Swimwear of the Day

Camille Rowe is a model who normally poses topless…but I figure if you can’t get her topless you might as well get her in a bikini…even if that bikini is barely erotic…except maybe for the one hard nipple pic – that escaped being edited out by not being a Victoria’s Secret tame as hell shoot…but instead being some sporty bootleg ROXY/Billabong looking shit that is hardly the kind of bikini shoot I could really jerk off to….

I mean I get that these models need to go corporate to pay for their lavish lifestyles when men and the client isn’t paying…but as a corporation hiring her, they should have a responsibility to be true to her as an artist….and artist who normally gets topless.

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