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2013

25

Jan

Cara Delevingne is Babe for DKNY of the Day

Cara Delevingne is some young hot model….who I follow on instagram…and who ignores me on instagram….even when I write her beautiful prose that would get me published if I had any command of the English language…and if the publishing industry weren’t racist….devoting their immigrant retard budget to the cast of Jersey Shore…instead of to my romantic letters on instagram to Cara Delvingne….but this isn’t about me..or my sweet nothings I whisper over captions on social media…this is about a new model…who is doing a campaign for DKNY fully clothed…making you probably wonder why I’m posting it…without realizing…that following DKNY’s ready to wear collection and the campaign that goes along with it is one of my hobbies…along with masturbating…hookers and drinking until I shit blood….I like to keep things well rounded…I’m not a one trick pony…I got all kinds of tricks…equally disgusting that combined probably add up to 7/8ths of a trick….

This is my favorite post of the year….and possibly my new favorite model…

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2013

25

Jan

Lucy Mecklenburgh in Her Bikini of the Day

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Lucy Mecklenburgh is a UK Reality TV show star and I know what you’re thinking…why the fuck do you care about a UK Reality TV show star….and I don’t have the answer for you…I never have the answer…I just see the bikini or suspender bikini or whatever the fuck this is…and I post it…cuz what is a name, or a job, or really anything that identifies a girl….when the girl is half naked…you see who she is, how irrelevant she is just doesn’t fucking matter…what matters is her walking on the beach in a way that makes me want to hump her leg like I was a stray dog….

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2013

25

Jan

Ashley Tisdale and Her Twin of the Day

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OMG there are 2 of her….it’s like her clone escaped the Disney labs where they created her and now they are out causing ruckus for the paparazzi…doing all those scandalous clone things….like showing up to each other’s appointments…going on each other’s dates…and fucking each other cuz it’s really not lesbianism but masturbation…..I mean unless this isn’t her clone…or twin….but just someone who got the same nose job….with all this playin’ god shit going on in the world…fake everything…it’s really hard to tell…but one thing is for certain…you’re gonna masturbate to this..

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2013

25

Jan

Eva Mendes for Some Russian Magazine of the Day

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Eva Mendes is a lot of fun…she was the token hispanic girl in movies who showed her awesome tits…before the world knew we needed a token hispanic girl to shower her tits….back in a time before Sofia Vergara stole her thunder and stepped on her toes by showing her bigger tits for TV….and now she’s forced to do photoshoots for Russian magazines…like she is Hasselhoff after his Knight Rider show….forced to be a popstar in germany….only with more billionaires per capita to bed her…she’s a babe….here are the pics.

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2013

25

Jan

Sam Bowden Takes Twitter Very Seriously of the Day

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Sam Bowden is some low level Glamour Model…who posts self shot pics of her fake tits to twitter and her fans rejoice…cuz seeing nipple scar implants is like heaven when it’s shot by the girl at her house in her bedroom at her own discretion and not for money, a photographer or even a magazine…but for the simple idea of showing her tits….maybe cuz those tits are barely hers….and like a guy with a fast car…she likes to show off her purchases…or maybe her dad never hugged her growing up….provided she has a dad….

Posted in:NSFW|Sam Bowden

2013

25

Jan

Weird Masked Girl Fetish / Fashion Shoot of the Day

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Henrietta Hellberg in some weird bondage mask fetish shoot for some photographer….reminding us that fashion is weirder, more hardcore, more awkward than porn a lot of the times…only fashion gets corporate sponsorship cuz they draw the line at shitting in each other’s mouths…and even if they didn’t…they have the public so brainwashed into thinking what they do isn’t just shat out by idiots saying “how can we be obscure to keep up this lie”…and not actual “visionaries”…cuz the visionaries are all schizophrenic freaks institutionalized….or homeless…doing their masterpieces in feces on public bathroom walls….fashion…the billion dollar industry scam…

Either way, here’s this shoot – so obsccure….

Posted in:stepFASHION

2013

25

Jan

Emmy Rossum Promo Stills for Beautiful Creatures of the Day

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Emmy Rossum is the worst….I only say that because she blocked me on twitter….but also because she’s a garbage actor who only gets work cuz she’s gets naked….and now that she’s been getting naked…she’s established a fan base…and is getting legit work…and it only took her 6 or 7 years of grinding before making it happen…

The moral of the story…don’t be scared to show your tits…cuz it can lead to a big movie deal….and if you need any advice just email them to me first…I’ll be more than happy to masturbate to them….

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2013

25

Jan

Agnes Nabuurs in her Panties for Vogue Netherlands of the Day

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Agnes Nabuurs is some model who I didn’t bother looking up because I was too busy laughing at her name….because it makes me feel like I’m doing baby talk…or like I’m some immigrant store clerk or the Swedish chef trying to say no beers….but she’s in her panties for Vogue Netherlands….which I doubt is as prestigious as any other Vogue…but it’s still fashion erotica and that is my porn…all classy, misleading, filled with fake artistic direction and trickery to make money off smut…genius.

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2013

25

Jan

Some Springbreakers of the Day

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Springbreakers is gonna be ridiculous….unless we’ve seen the whole movie in the paparazzi pictures…cuz this shit is over fucking hyped…and better leave some excitement that’s been under wraps like a threeway between all these poptarts trying to not be poptarts by agreeing to do a Harmony Korine movie……I get that he’s probably ready for the mainstream after decades of being obscure and this may be his take on it…but I’m hoping he stays true to pervert weirdo with some fucking nudity…cuz seeing Selena Gomez get rammed…by anyone including but not limited to Vanessa Hudgens…is awesome.

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2013

25

Jan

Doutzen Kroes Fails in Terry’s Studio of the Day

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This Doutzen Kroes….lingerie model….shoot in Terry Richardson’s studio is a serious fucking let down…it’s like dude has a book with pics of girls laying eggs, or of him eating them out, or of him stomping on his own dick…you know edgy and exciting, even if obvious pics that made him who he is…but he gets a babe….who is willing to do all those things cuz she’s a puppet…and this is what comes of it….depressing.

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