2013
25
Jan
A day is not a day….without massive Glamour Model tits to stare at…at least that’s Page 3’s philosophy…they’ve been doing this set of tits in your daily newspaper for fucking decades and as far as I’m concerned it makes total sense…it brightens days and changes lives…
America would be a happier place if titties were everywhere…..from newspapers…to billboards…to workng to donut shop….shit just has a calming affect and makes our angry miserable lives seem not so bad…
Posted in:India Reynolds|NSFW
2013
25
Jan
Here are some depressing pics of Gaga…apparently she’s just realized she’s Lady Gaga….and that’s a fate worst then death….even with all the money and socially awkward, loser, reject fans…..once you get to the top…of what you always thought you wanted….it’s very clear in her face….that it’s doesn’t change the fact that she’s Lady Gaga….her emotional damage runs deep….
Posted in:Lady Gaga
2013
25
Jan
Amazing stepGIRL is @DIMALAUREN ON INSTAGRAGM
There’s something pretty special…some may even call it substantial…when an amazing looking girl…like all our stepGIRLS…invite me into their bathroom to take pics of them showering….knowing that when I was in my 20s…girls like this weren’t ever down to let me stare at them naked…they were too busy hunting down rich husbands….and you know what…it feels like things are turning around…like all I wanted is coming true….but then again….I’m still drunk and sometimes…booze makes me happier than it makes me angry and ready to throw down…or maybe it’s just this babe….making everything feel like it’s ok….
Here are some morning LINKS….
Husband Gets Revenge on His Cheating Wife – VIDEO
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These Are the Boobs You Are Looking For
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Leanna Decker Needs More Attention From All Of Us
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WTF Photo of the Morning
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BREAKING: Halle Berry Dipped Her Bare Breast In Guacamole
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LOL Dog Video of the Day – VIDEO
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I Don’t Care If Her Teeth Are Fucked Up, I’d Totally Bang Vanessa Paradis
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A Brief History of Accidental Nudity on Live Television
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Robotic Tail Makes it Easier Than Ever to Alienate Your Friends and Family
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Free Cam Show Sexiness For Your Friday (NSFW)
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# Sexy Friends Get Wild on the Web Chat (NSFW)
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Blonde Haired Madden is Sheer Perfection (NSFW)
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Doggie Doo Looks Like the Best Worst Game Ever!! – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2013
24
Jan
To see the GGW X stepGIRLS Naked Titties
So Girls Gone Wild…. DID THIS 1 SECOND WATER BOTTLE CHALLENGE …..and I said…make these girls stepGIRLS because stepGIRLS are the future…so Girls Gone Wild and DrunkenStepfather Did a Collab….like H&M and Karl Lagerfeld….or VANS and NIKE….only with half naked girls drawing stepGIRL on themselves and it was lots of fun….
Here are some links……
Say What You Want About Christian Bale, But That Dude is All Right – VIDEO
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This Commercial From Australia Got Banned For Throwing All Sorts of Dicks Around and It’s Kinda Amazing – VIDEO
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25 Fiercely Fit Bikini Bodies (PHOTOS)
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Alessandra Ambrosio Ruines Being Alessandra Ambrosio
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Hot Bikini Snowboarding
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Julianne Hough for Cosmo
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Husbands Revenge on Cheating Wife! For Sure Staged……but totally Awesome….
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Lindsay Lohan Just Can’t Catch a Break
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Former Teen Prostitute Zahia Dehar’s Sweet Rack
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Justin Bieber is a Little Asshole of the Day
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Eliza Carson is on Fire (NSFW)
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Bregje Heinen is Oh So Sexy (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows to Heat Things Up on a Cold Day (NSFW)
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The 5 Worst Moments in Super Bowl History – FAIL
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Anal Sex. Step 1, Locate The Ass. Check.
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Holly Peers is Almost Too Perfect (NSFW)
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Karolina Kurkova is a Babe
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Happy Bikini Contest Judge
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Mad Men New Season Teasers
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Cat Helps With Laundry
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What’s Better Than One Girl Getting Naked (NSFW)
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I Know I’m Gonna Sound Like an Asshole But I’m Really Digging This Taylor Swift is Pathetic Campaign and the Way It’s Been Gathering Steam
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Julianne Hough is Cosmopolitan’s February 2013 Cover Girl (Photo Gallery)
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Kelly Madison in the Shower (NSFW)
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Erika Christensen Paddle Boarding in a Bikini (SITE NSFW)
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This Girl Pees Herself in Public (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day Will Have You Asking All Sorts of Questions
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The Catwalk Reveals a Popped Out Boob in Paris (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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This Pilot Gets Very Close to Camera Person….
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Random Sluts at the Movie 43 Premiere
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A Fox A Cat a Bald Eagle
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Vanessa Paradis for H&M
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Audi’s New Autopark Car is Cool – But I Can’t Imagine It Being Safe….The Future is Scary….
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The 13 Most Lovable TV Alcoholics
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I Mean, Who Doesn’t Love Tits? (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Bikini Snowboarding Hotness – VIDEO
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HILARY DUFFS FACE?!
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Some Cosplay Craziness
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You Gon’ Learn Today: Teacher Faces Termination After She Posts Pictures Of Students With Duct Tape Over Their Mouths
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Rita Has a Great Set of Tits (NSFW)
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Bizarre Arty Nudes From “Game Of Thrones” Actress
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Adriana Lima @ IWC Schaffhausen Race Night Event
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Some Freak Balancing on a Bottle
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Heidi Klum Leather Pants
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Dirty Amateurs Get It On (NSFW)
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Aida Yespica Went to Miami
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Lindsay’s Team Turned Down DWTS Because She Isn’t Professional Enough For Live TV
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Squirrel Gives and Awesome “Oh Shit” Face
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Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs – The CLip
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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The world’s hottest user-submitted girlfriend porn!
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Emo Girl Fucks Herself in Car
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Anorei Collins Retarded Huge Tits
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Guyanese Girl Sucks Dick….
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Pantyhose Play is AMazing
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Blonde Teen Anal Play
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Cuddling with Mom
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Filipino Fuck
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CELEBRITY SEX!
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AMATEUR SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2013
24
Jan
Miley Cyrus is awesome…who would have thought a novelty country act everyone made fun of and some stripper groupie who was impressed by a novelty star wanting the stick his dick and spend his money on her….would have created such a fit little braless thing….with long legs…all skinny and perky….rockin’ little shorts for her social media…making perverts everywhere forget she’s over 20….and pretend she’s still a teen…cuz her body looks like it is….
I’d like to thank Disney for jacking up their talent with peter pan drugs to keep them young forever….and I’d like to thank Miley for not ruining this by making it a picture not a video…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2013
24
Jan
I’ve been making fun of Ashley Tisdale’s face for a while…partially cuz it pisses off her die hard fans…and that makes me laugh…but also because I know she reads the site and I like lowering her self esteem so that she allows me to K-Fed her…you see cuz thanks to all her fitness..she has an ass I want to get pregnant with my mouth, fingers…and seed….
I guess all my cyberbullying is working…..because she’s hiding from the paparazzi…not letting them see her face….because she knows that’s her least attractive feature…she’s even tried to jack it up and fix it with surgery and that didn’t even work….and even if this has nothing to do with me….I find the insecurity…and the fact she gives a fuck cuz all her friends get work and she doesn’t….attributing her face to the reason why things aren’t working out….is pretty fucking HOT….
Posted in:Ashley Tisdale
2013
24
Jan
I wrote a very respectful post on Nadine Valazquez the other day set to some SPORTS BRA TITTY PICS ….saying that she fucked her way into a marriage to a talent agent who got her a few gigs…only to divorce him this past year….and land a role in FLIGHT…where she was naked and amazing….because she’s the kind of actor who will do whatever it takes to get the gig…..and we commend her for that…
I’ve ALREADY POSTED THIS CLIP ….back in November…cuz I am up to date on all things hot and bothered….but saw it on some blogs today and figured…why not re-live this as the movie’s now out on DVD….just cuz I may or may not be in love with her….I may or may not think we are connected at the soul…I may or may not wish I was the next guy she uses to get somewhere…anyway…even if the only place I have access is the homeless shelter….
Posted in:Nadine Velazquez|NSFW
2013
24
Jan
It is pics like this that make me question my life choices….because even at the gym…I’m not staring at a girl’s cleavage…that shit is high school…I’m fucking staring at her pussy lips in her tight pants…gyrating and spreading apart…full definition….imagining her naked….as her pants ride up her proper….ideally when sweaty as fuck…looking like she just squirted on herself…it’s really the only reason you should go to the gym….you know seein’ that vag from all fucking angles….but instead I’m sitting here on a soiled couch…watching my wife get the only exercise she gets….stuffing her face…arm from bag to mouth curls…and high salt, high blood pressure, high heart rate cardio routine….lookin’ at pics of some has been’s cleavage she posted to the internet….celebrating it like it matters…totally misrepresenting myself…cuz I probably wouldn’t even notice it if it was in front of me…cuz at the gym…it’s about the pussy.
Posted in:Christina Milian
2013
24
Jan
I could think of a better use for Elsa Hosk….the Swedish model who Victoria’s Secret is in the process of chipping and making their own….that would involve less YOGA pants…and spandex workout gear that is shot in a way that I can’t see her vagina definition….like getting her topless like SHE’S ALREADY DONE ….but as Victoria’s Secret does…they turn these X-Rated models who pretend they do it for fashion….and make them G rated and Christian underwear shopper in the midwest where they don’t have stores…friendly…and that’s a real fucking downer….here are the pics.
Posted in:Elsa Hosk
2013
24
Jan
I don’t know if this is the official video…they call it the official lyric video…which I guess is a teaser to get people all hard and doing a massive sing along gayness…but I will say shit is a fail…because if I am going to watch Justin Timberlake on his comeback album….getting dressed in Video with Jay Z….like this was an interracial gay fantasy turning into a horrible reality….I’d like them to throw a little Jessica Biel Timberlake into the mix…cuz I watched Texas Chainsaw Masacre the other day and that girl…in those jeans…was something I wouldn’t have mind killing with my dick….slow and steady and via her vagina….but they can keep lip syncing Beyonce at home to emotionally eat while Jay Z fucks young and hotter pussy….as he does…
Either way, I’m not down with this song, but it’s gonna be huge….and that’s why I’m posting it.
Posted in:Justin Timberlake
