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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2013

24

Jan

Justin Bieber’s Jump Off of the Day

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So this story dropped yesterday that is just ridiculous nonsense that we fill our idiotic brains with….but that I am going to write about anyway because it made me laugh….

Apparently, Milyn “MIMI” Jenson is a “model”….who is 22 years old and studying nursing….who Justin Bieber was caught cheating on Selena Gomez with ending their fake relationship for publicity…and the whole thing makes sense…because Selena Gomez is a little too much like a girl for Bieber…and this MIMI character…is a lot like his first love…Usher Raymond…in a fucking wig…

Who knows if this is legit or not…but I do know his taste in chicks is what I’d expect it to be for a little twink who likes gay saunas and all the barebacking it offers….like he was John Travolta….

Here are the hilarious pics.

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2013

24

Jan

Jessica Rafalowski for FHM South Africa of the DAy

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Jessica Rafalowski is from Florida…and although not as interesting as that dude who broke into a house to shit and masturbate from Florida….she’s still worth noticing….not because she represented Flordia in Miss USA pageant 5 years ago…but because FHM South Africa has decided she’s model worthy and is making her pose half naked….which is one step closer to noticing her in a porn…because usually when these pageant losers who move onto big things like porn…without doing anything in between….we don’t even notice them amongst the 100s of girls also doing porn….not that this is porn…it’s tame and she’s good enough to look at so here are the pics.

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2013

24

Jan

Tits for Fashion in French Revue de Modes of the Day

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I have no idea who these models are….or even what the French Revue de Modes is…I just know they have an awesome scam going…because they get this “high fashion” models…or aspiring models…to get topless…for a shoot very few people will ever see because how big could the French Revue de Modes be…so they are pretty much like porn stars doing their first anal scene without building any hype up around them…but I guess it is a dog eat dog world….a rat race…where if you don’t do the anal scene someone equally hot will beat you to it…only the titty fashion model version….

Here are the pics….to pump some undercover smut presented as culture.

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2013

24

Jan

Staring at Rihanna’s Ass in Shorts of the Day

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Sure these Rihanna shorts are not tight or jacked up her ass like I’d want them to be….and more importantly like Rihanna would want them to be….because if she had it her child prostitute turned celebrity way…she probably wouldn’t be wearing pants at all…you know sitting on all her money….that she knows she doesn’t deserve….and that more importantly Jesus, something she pretends to believe in knows she doesn’t deserve…makes her feel like giving back the only way she knows how…with her body…

And sure….Rihanna’s legs are not tall, long, lean and really anything I’d pay money to watch twerk….

But there’s just something about her that makes me want to explore her sexually….and I don’t think it has to do with her being a broken abused woman….but it probably does.


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2013

24

Jan

Lauren Cohan in Esquire of the Day

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LAUREN COHAN is on The Walking Dead…a popular show I’ve never watched cuz I’m too lame to hang with the cool kids…and I’m not allowed to like what the mainstream like….cuz the mainstream doesn’t ever invite me to its birthday party…..but more importantly….cuz I just assume a Zombie show created because of Zombie hype..based on a comic book…is garbage and I won’t give it a chance….at least I can pretend I’m just too cool and above it all…sitting on my throne of dog shit in a basment apartment that is around 0 degrees thanks to quality craftmanship when this low cost housing dump was built….

I guess with being on a popular show…comes getting exposure…and getting exposure that sell magazines when magazines are kinda dead and should be free anyway….require semi hot pics….leading to these shots of this girl in her one-piece that all you nerd and AMC show loving freaks will probably really like lookin at…

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2013

24

Jan

Beth Humphreys For Nuts of the Day

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It is hard to believe that it was just 6 months ago when Beth Humphreys was doing this shoot for Jizz Mag…

Look at her now….she’s climbed the ranks of low level big titty modeling…and has mad it to the top of the scene….showing those crazy tits for NUTS….making me think that either she’s got a lot of talent…and in this case big natural tits she’s willing to show off…or maybe that getting to the top of the Glamour model scene is really not all that hard to pull off….because the mags always want new tits to showcase…and the UK only has 3 hot chicks in it….

I would say she slept her way to this NUTS photoshoot, but that’s a given…and really why bother analyzing this shit…it is pretty straight forward….and it’s lovely….new big titty blood even though she looks like she’s about 5 foot stumpy legs.

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2013

24

Jan

Nina Agdal in Bathing Suits of the Day

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Nina Agdal is some SI Model who looks like she has Downs Syndrome…that I can only assume Brooklyn Decker met at their Downs Syndrome summer beach meet-up and said “shit girl, you got a body that I know would look good in a magazine, it’s way more fun that the work program they normally put our kind to work at….stuffing envelopes for big corporations…fuck that”…to which she gurgled some kind of yes while punching herself in the head before for handler told her to not get so excited….and here we are now….catalog shots for bikinis…not all that erotic…but still something you can jerk off to if you’re 12 and don’t have the internet.

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2013

24

Jan

Jodie Marsh Self Shot Twitter Erotica of the Day

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Glamour Model…turned Fitness Model…Turned Body Builder….turned amateur twitter model…Jodie Marsh…posted some pics of her stupidly large fake tits….and doughy compared to when she was doing the fitness thing stomach….to twitter that she took of herself because no one bothers paying her to take pics of her anymore…cuz so much younger, fresher, less damaged and annoying pussy with tits as big if not bigger than hers….are on the scene…in an out with the old..in with the new…but at least you have social media to stay relevent…hustle…and really I’m into all attention seekers.

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2013

24

Jan

Jeremy Renner’s Baby Momma Sonni Pacheco of the Day

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I don’t know who Jeremy Renner is…but apparently he’s Oscar Nominated and people are talking about how he knocked up some groupie when in canada….only instead of calling her a groupie…who did everything she could to get knocked up by Jeremy Renner in hopes of one day being his divorcee staring on a Real Housewives show….they are calling her a model…and I have a bit of a problem with that….because she has never done any real modeling work…having a photog take half naked shots of you doesn’t make you a model…it makes you every chick on Instagram…seriously…this bitch is more of a cocktail waitress, bar tender, party girl with a uterus and a plan…that probably needs a paternity test…

Now I don’t care about who knocks up who…I just know how these girls are…the self labeled model….who end up doing promo jobs at parties and trade shows…wh is no more than just a slut…who fucks anyone with any status who comes to town….I see it all the time and I’m calling her out on it…not that I had to…or really care to…I appreciate her hustle…even if it is obvious…

If I was famous, I’d have a vasectomy to avoid this kind of shit…imagine your one night stand leading to dealing with the trash for at least 18 years cuz you have a kid together….the worst…

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2013

24

Jan

Best News Story Ever of the Day

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ABC-7.com WZVN News for Fort Myers, Cape Coral

Some naked 21 year old dude named Gregory Bruni…was heard on the roof of some family’s house in Fort Myers…when he got caught, he decided to run into the house, where he tried to steal a TV, avoid getting shot, before shitting in two places and masturbating in the house all at gun point….amazing way to add some excitement to sleepy meth filled Florida….and as far as I am concerned this guy is a fucking hero and a testament to how shitty Florida is….literally.

The funny thing is I’ve done this exact same thing at least once…but I guess it doesn’t count when it is in your own home….

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