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2013

24

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today’s amazing booty stepgirl can be found on TWITTER or INSTAGRAM

Sometimes I wonder why I bother waking up….not to be a depression EMO school shooter Goth who hates life….but because sleep is so fucking good…even in a sour smelling bed….that has a bouquet of of cheese, park, dirty hair and dog shit….but here I fucking am internet…and luckily I got hot girls cheerleading for me…..


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Here are some morning LINKS

And Today in Japanese Amazingness – VIDEO
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Sabrina Rojas is a Saucy Bombshell from South America (NSFW)
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Rachael Ray’s Husband Is Not A Member Of A Swingers Club, So Says Rachael Ray’s Husband
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100 Bucks Says This Horse is Smarter Than You Are – VIDEO
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Miss Prestin Has Spent Some Time at the Gym
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Nabilla Benattia Rocks a Bikini
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How About Some Carly Rae Jepsen?
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Model Lily Donaldson Gets Serious For Dazed and Confused Spread Photographed by Max Farago
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Hello There Free Cam Show
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Drunk Girl is Flashing at the Club (NSFW)
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Two Men Sue Subway for Shorting Them on Footlongs
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ITALIA LOOKS LIKE A LIVING DOLL (NSFW)s
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18 Things That You Won’t Believe Actually Exist – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

23

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Here at DrunkenStepfather…we always encourage you to treat girls fairly…with respect…we are equal opportunity fuckers…no girl inadequate enough for me to say now…it’s all part of having no standards….too bad I am too lazy to face the cold…not even to laugh at the homeless….by standing next to them eating soup and hot coffee…and I’m always in the mood for that….

Here are some links….

And Now 8 Seconds of Leslie Mann Giggling While Fondling Megan Fox’s Breasts – VIDEO
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The Mother Of Hawkeye’s Unborn Hawk Baby Is A 22-Year-Old Canadian Model and Here She Is
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J.Lo’s Midlife Crisis Continues in Fetish Gear
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Lena Dunham is Disgusting…
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Worst Women’s Tennis Serve Ever
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Model Hilary Rhoda Proves She Can Make Anything Look Hot in Vogue Spain
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Anna Hutchison Knows How To Dress
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At This Point, Lindsay Lohan Really Shouldnèt Be Turning Down Any Money From Anybody
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Best Gallery of Asses You Will See All Day (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Make Any Day Better (NSFW)
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Body Painting Hotness is Always Fun to Look At
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Summer Glau
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One Dildo Just Isnèt Gonna Cut It For This Chick (NSFW)
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Shawn Holley And Lindsay Lohan Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
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Celebrity Tweets of the Day (Screenshots)
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Gary the Goat is Free
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Some Chick Named Debbie Ryan in a Bikini
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Shakira Had a Baby – It Wasn’t a Demon
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Flexible Freak
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Leanna Decker is Sexy in Fron of a Waterfall
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Lady GaGa See Through Outtakes from i-D Magazine
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This Guy Broke the Boobs Grabbing World Record (NSFW)
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Roxanne Pallett’s Granny Panties Upskirt on Stage (NSFW)
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Some Jennifer Lopez, Just Because
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I Wish Doutzen Croes Was My Girlfriend
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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The Greatest Athletes of All Time
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Eva is Having Fun With a Dildo (NSFW)
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US School System FAIL (SITE NSFW)
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NUTS OUTTAKES MEGA POST
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Clever Horse
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All These Years Later and I’m Still Amazed By Stop Motion
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People Are Awesome 2013 – VIDEO
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Kaye Beckinsale is Looking Good AS Always
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Kaya or Misty, Take Your Pick
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Jordan is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Cartoon Creepers: “Charlie Brown” Voice-Over Guy Peter Robbins Arrested For Stalking And Threatening To Kill Someone!
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Lesbian Threesome Fantasy of the Day
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Arianny Celeste Hosts Star Trek Strip Trivia!
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Katharine McPhee Smoking in a Hot Dress
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Crazy Emergency Break
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18 Things That Exist
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BIKINI PICS! Aida Yespica Back In Vacation Mode In Miami Beach! OW!
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Now THAT’S One Hot Piece of Webcam Ass (NSFW)
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Some Tara Reid Just Because
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How To Fold the Japanese Way
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Some Chick Named Aida Yespica in a Bikini
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Drew Barrymore in Good Housekeeping – Horrible….
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Some Sexy Videos
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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The world’s hottest user-submitted girlfriend porn!
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Fatty in the Bath Gets Her Pussy Tickled
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Hot Black Girl Booty Dance….
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Some Hidden Cam Sex
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Funny Face Facial
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Amateur Shower Sex
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Awesome Amateur Anal
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CELEBRITY SEX!
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AMATEUR SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

23

Jan

Gwendoline Christie Artistic Nudes of the Day

Her name is Gwendoline Christie …she’s 6 foot 3….she plays Brienne in “The Game of Thrones”…I have never heard of her….I have never watched the show…but I have seen her nudes and it’s some kind of weirdness that you may find erotic….because porn is getting boring for you…and you’ve seen all the regular looking girls you can handle naked….so you might as well jump on this really large and interesting looking thing sexually…because it’s better and more legal than a lot of your other weird fetish options….

No idea where this freakshow pics are from…but at least she’s got a vagina….because based on her size…that was a little up in the air….

All this to say…she looks like her name would be Gwendoline….

Posted in:Gwendoline Christie|NSFW

2013

23

Jan

Eva Longoria in L’Officel Hommes of the Day


Eva Longoria doesn’t interest me…she’s a Mexican girl…who doesn’t think she’s Mexican…unless it involves using it to get cast in movies or TV show….because it is convenient..and like all bratty first generations who are totally disconnected from their roots cuz their parents want to make them as American as possible…and fit in the white school they send them to….to the point where I can only assume she hires Mexicans to work on her property….just to boss them around and feel above them…..but not above flaunting tit for a magazine….because that’s the business she’s in….and I don’t mind hating her while loving it….

Posted in:Eva Longoria

2013

23

Jan

Katharine McPhee Smoking in 7 Hollywood Magazine of the Day

American Idol Katharine McPhee who has since turned into some TV star I don’t really care about…is in some magazine doing the whole dark 1950s hollywood shit…in what looks like a sheer outfit, some panties, and a cigarette…all vamped out and erotic…pushing some dominatrix fetish shit for you perverts….while I see nothing but a class lady who probably doesn’t kick dudes in the balls for money to pay her rent….but who probably has the level of talent that should be doing that…instead of this whole TV thing….

Posted in:Katharine McPhee

2013

23

Jan

Taylor Swift is Rapunzel for Disney of the Day


I really really exciting Taylor Swift news….no…she isn’t pregnant…no her serial dating hasn’t ended in multiple abortions from different men of various ages….no she hasn’t got a condom sponsorship….and these aren’t pics of her getting a PAP Smear or her HPV Vaccine….these are pics of her dressed like Rapunzel for all you weird perverts who watch Disney movies with your kids and think – I’d totally do Jasmine or Pokemom or Snow White the gangbang queen….because I know that somewhere out there…is someone who’s really into these pics….unfortunately that person isn’t me…I find Taylor Swift annoying, her music annoying, her constant sex with dudes semi interesting but ultimately annoying cuz she uses it for marketing…and the whole thing is brainwashing the youth….making her the devil….

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2013

23

Jan

Nicole Kidman’s Awesome Panty Shot in The Paperboy of the Day

I haven’t seen The Paperboy, but I hear it has some steamy Nicole Kidman scenes in it, including but not limited to peeing or being peed on and that sounds like a lot of fun because I have a thing for Nicole Kidman….but only because I’ve never banged a ginger…but am dying to….even when they have hands like this that look like they’ve already died…cuz I guess BOTOX doesn’t work on anything but face…

I came across these crotch shots and figured I’d put them up….even if I have nothing to say about them…cuz I’m too busy watching the pantyhose being ripped the fuck off…HOT….like a rushed masturbation or fuck…


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Posted in:Nicole Kidman

2013

23

Jan

Lane Sisters for DrunkenStepfather of the Day

Last week…I wrote a post about a set of sisters…called the Lane Sisters, who have sex with each other in porn…As far as I am concerned, they are taking over the porn industry…one incestuous touch at a time….while perverts like me are fucking loving the idea of it….because it is the best idea ever….sisters on my dick…sucking each other’s tits….now that’s special ….you know really grasping the essence of family…and how important it is in all aspects of your life…from career…to personal…to sex….

Well…it turns out they are French Canadian…which made total sense to me …as someone who lives in French Canada….and it turns out a friend of a friend of a friend saw the post….cuz the site is awesome….showed it to them…..leading to this email….an email I like to call a magical email sent from the heavens….

Hey,

I’m a big fan of your site. Me and my sister are amateur pornstars and wanted to send some pictures of us wearing your t shirts and you can post them on your site :))

would this be possible?.

xxx Shana

Amazing…..

Which naturally got me off the fucking couch for this photoshoot….cuz pornstars…especially sisters…who fuck together have that affect on my laziness…

So I got them in
stepSHIRTS
…..and this is what happened….

Sure, it’s tame…but remember….dreams do come true…all you have to do is blog about it….and magical things end up happening…


GET THE SAME AWESOME stepSHIRTS THE GIRLS ARE WEARING BY CLICKING THIS LINK

Posted in:drunkensweatshop|Lane Sisters|NSFW|stepEXCLUSIVE

2013

23

Jan

Alex Vaga’s Thong Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Spy Kid Alex Vega is a lot of fun….I was having this conversation yesterday about how girls under 25 are so much better than girls over 25 and not for the obvious physical appearance advantage but across the fucking board…they are just more fun….it’s like they were exposed to the internet at a young age, grew up watching sex tapes and nipple slips, totally exposing themselves on social media for strangers being totally normal…equipped with a camera phone to put themselves on blast and fashion styles that are sleazy, erotic, leggings and short shorts….because not only do these girls take awesome pics of themselves and not give a fuck….they always wear thong bikinis like they were the one piece of yesteryear…

I am so into this….

Posted in:Alex Vega|Alexa Vega

2013

23

Jan

Irina Shayk Modeling Lingerie for Valentines Day of the Day

Valentines Day, the government created mid-february initiative to stimulate the economy while making people in relationships feel inadequate and making people not in relationships feel suicidal leading to a great opportunity to lure girls into your bed who are just looking for a little affection….is right around the corner…and the lingerie companies know it….they figure it is the second biggest day of the year for them…because what the fuck else do you give your woman if you’re looking to get laid…not a blender….maybe jewelery…but there’s no real benefit to dropping money on gold and diamonds…other than a blowjob…at least with lingerie you can imagine she’s Irina Shayk when she puts it on…because fantasy is the foundation of all successful marriages….and it is also the only good that comes from Valentine’s Day…..

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