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2013

23

Jan

Bikini Top Rihanna and Terry Richardson of the Day

Rihanna likes to expose herself and I like to watch….she sold her soul…and fucking rides it out better than anyone who has sold their soul before her….most people are all uptight about losing their privacy, while she just fucking owns it….and if people want to look at her naked…she’s more than happy to let them….it’s the hooker she in her that I have no choice but to love….because this is what I want out of all girls I’ve ever met ever….

So here she is with Terry Richardson at some shoot in a bikini top or bra….keepin’ it real.

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

23

Jan

Gaga in the Tub of the Day


I got excited when I first saw these pics of Gaga cuz I thought the welts on her back were AIDS lesions….meaning the end is fucking near…I saw Philadelphia – I know how these immune disorders that target the gay, tranny, black, and elderly population work…..but then I realized that Gaga is probably not needle sharing, and likely only fucking herself, because despite being rich and famous, she’s the only thing that could love her enough to do that to themselves…that face is a nightmare….then I did some research and thought maybe it was blood cancer…or really anything terminal…and remembered she has LUPUS….which is pretty much AIDS the Opposite version….kinda like she’s ART the opposite version….so here I am all happy the world is gonna be rid by an evil….thanks to nature taking its course and doing what’s right….but then I read the caption…and she just got hot cupping….which is unlike 2 girl 1 cupping….but more like a massage or spa treatment to rid your body of evil toxins and that was a real fucking bummer…but not as much of a bummer as being invited into GAGA’s bath in the first place….

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2013

23

Jan

OMG! Candice Swanepoel Posted a Bikini Pic of the Day


I am pretty sure that like a pornstar with a contract…or a WWE superstar with a contract…Candice Swanepoel has a contract with Victoria’s Secret and they own all aspects of her career…because why wouldn’t they?! I mean they found her, they pumped millions into marketing her, they let her on their all star team, they should fucking monetize and benefit from all aspects of her career because it all stems back to them…I mean it’s not like they are nice people, just helping a South African friend get ahead, introducing her to the right people, they are a business and she’s a pivotal part of it, at least right now…

So in them owning her, I can assume that they also run all her social media, as if she’s a line of panties, and they use her followers to shout themselves out while posting standard archive pics like this, and it’s really not all that bad of a thing….considering she’s half naked in it and that half nakedness totally blinds me from all the evil that surrounds her…from Blood Diamonds….to Blood lace and not just cuz of an unexpected miscarriage or period….all business is evil at least when it comes to Candice Swanepoel….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

23

Jan

Lacey Chabert Bikini for Lifetime of the Day

Lacey Chabert also knowns as the voice of Meg Griffin in Season one of Family Guy….a role people probably consider her at her best…..was also in Party of Five….one of those shows like Dawson’s Creek, Buffy, Felicity….etc… that manage to find a real passionate fan boy nice…and I don’t fucking know why….but I do know that I’ve been in at least one grown man’s house that was filled with action figures…and box sets of these kinds of shows….that screamed “I could be a serial killer, but I’m a harmless nerd”…..a description I assume also best describes you….which is the main reason I’m posting this 30 year old in her bikini in a TV Movie no one cares about and that won’t win her any awards…cuz that’s just the kind of actor she is…a filler that won’t leave much of a mark on the world…but that her weird, obsessive fans still have posters of and plan their wedding night every time they jerk off…I don’t get it…I just know it happens…

Here she is in a bikini for TV….

Posted in:Lacey Chabert

2013

23

Jan

Laura Hollyman Topless Debut for Zoo of the Day


There are a lot of things I like better than Glamour models….and one of those things is aspiring Glamour models…or at least brand new Glamour models…who are making their topless magazine debut….in a magazine like Zoo…because it is their dream to use their tits to take them to a better place….after years of realizing that is all people care about when it comes to her anyway….cuz her tits are fucking ridiculous….

So her name is Laura Hollyman…she’s a busty girl with a dream…a dream that is coming to a reality…and all it took was taking off her shirt….if only life, fame and money came that easy to me…I’m topless all the time and they only money it ever made me was when a mother in the park gave me 5 bucks to but my shirt on around her kids….they found my breasts offensive…x-rated…..

Either way….she’s living the titty model dream…and let’s all encourage her for her struggles and drive…you know late night 40 hours of work a fucking day…sleepless nights….emails and fucking CV re-writes it took to get her here today….

Posted in:Laura Hollyman|NSFW

2013

23

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t like girls with tattoos….but there is something highly erotic about a girl with a dad tattoo…because it makes you think either she’s got a good relationship with her dad…and that makes her fucking cool as shit….or she’s got a horrible relationship with her dad….all filled with daddy issues…a void she needs filled ideally with your dick…It’s like a billboard of awesome on her body….either way….and I like awesome….especially when lying in bed nude for me….

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I Don’t Usually Post Blind Items In the Links, But These Ones Are Interesting so Let’s All Pretend We Are a Bunch of Middle Aged Housewives Gossiping in a Sewing Circle….of the Day
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LOL Cat Video of the Morning – VIDEO
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Red Bull Just Keeps Getting Ballsier – VIDEO
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Kelly Kapowski Took Some Photos or Something
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If I’m Posting a Ginnifer Goodwin Gallery You Know It’s a Slow Day
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Sexy Young Wife is Having Some Alone Time (NSFW)
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2013

22

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Kim Kardashian Lost Her Cat Mercy On a Drunken Night Out (Video)
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Malin Akerman’s Disgusting Pregnancy
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Free Cam Shows Are Blessing Us With the Finer Things in Life (NSFW)
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Pastor’s Son Kills Parents & 3 Siblings: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know
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Candice Swanepoel is a Babe at the Airport
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Stupid Aerosol
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Demi Moore Really Is Dating Lindsay Lohan’s Leftovers
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This Chick is Doing Weird Things With Her Tits (NSFW)
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Horror Honchos Re-Unite for ‘S-VHS’
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Jenavive Jolie in Prison (NSFW)
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Behati Prinsloo Boob Squeeze
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This Babe is Getting Double Fisted (NSFW)
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There’s More Outtake of Beyonce’s GQ Shoot
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Brooke Burke is Hotter Than Any Cancer Patient I’ve Fucked
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When The Zombies Come
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Cats Jumping
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Maggie Grace Nip Slip & Bare Ass Shot on Californication (NSFW)
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Britany Spears is Out and About and Single
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9 Movies You Must See Before Oscar Sunday (PHOTOS)
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Top 15 Anti-Gay Activists Caught Being Gay
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Ariel and Gina Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Holly Peers – Stacey Poole- Joey Fisher and Emma Frain for NUTS
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Reporter Gets Kicked in the Nuts
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Tatyana Ali’s Got Some Cleavage Going On
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Charity Bikini Car Wash
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Nicole Kidman for Hollywood Reporter
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Someone Sent a SWAT Team of Chris Brown’s House As a Prank
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Fridge Moving FAIL – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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And This Is Why I Don’t Like Going To The Gym (21 Pics)
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Miranda Kerr is in Super Tight Jeans
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Brandy is Busty and I Like It (NSFW)
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Arnold is BACK….But Nobody Cares
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Kat Graham in Overalls and a Bra Top
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The World’s Biggest Hips
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Fast and Taking Off in Seconds
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Ginnifer Goodwin in Elle February
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Nicole Richie Walk of Shame
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2013

22

Jan

Fatty Kate Upton’s Horrible Mercedes Ad of the Day

Tall, long legged, awkward mid-section, obese chick in training, Anna Nicole Smith junion, Kate Upton…..is in a Mercedes ad campaign for the Super Bowl…..and I guess this is their first release to get the buzz going…..

Really mercedes?

I guess they are trying to hit the middle class dude market with no taste….but there was a time when the Benz was a fancy car..and I guess as people got richer and bought Rolls Royce’s and Bentley’s…they had to scramble and said to themselves….”Kate Upton is well liked by dudes who like tits, and dudes who like tits can afford 400 dollar a month leases on cars that were once considered luxury cars”…..so instead of casting an actual babe….giving us some aspiration unattainable dreams we hope a car like that gives us….like it is supposed to be marketed….they’ve decided to throw out all branding….and say “hey joe dude who likes tits, get a benz”….

What a fail….

That said…why the fuck are 10 dudes washing one car…If I was rich I’d make sure the big pig of a woman would be doing it as me and my friends throw pork rinds and her saying “eat your mommy, eat your mommy”……

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

22

Jan

Monica Bellucci for Vanity Fair Spain of the Day

Monica Bellucci is some busty old lady pushing 50 who had acted and modeled both clothed and topless over the last 2 and a half decades…she started at 13 for some “local photo enthusiast”….who I’d like to call Roman Polanski for the sake of this post…..and now she’s modeling for Vanity Fair Spain….without really exploiting her tits the way I’d want her to be exploiting them…. but I guess at her age…she’s done all her tits are really capable of and they are now tired and a shadow of what they once were at their glory….you know like seeing a fat retired ball player thrown back into the mix…he’s got the moves…the skills…his body just won’t let him hit that home run….only the boob version….and as much as I hate to admit it…cuz I hate old ladies….I think she looks awesome.

Posted in:Monica Bellucci

2013

22

Jan

Nadine Velazquez Tits on Set of Day

Nadine Velazquez is on set and shwoing off tit…which would probably be more exciting if I knew who Nadine Velazquez was….but I don’t….because I don’t watch TV….but I do have access to WIKIPEDIA…and according to Wikipedia….she married a talent agent in 2005…which happens to be the year she got her firs major role on TV…funny how things like that work out…what a random coincidence that wouldn’t make me think she fucked her way into career advancements…I mean she’s Puerto Rican…they have serious work ethic and would never do something like that with their awesome bodies….especially now that they are recently divorced….

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