2013
16
Jan
Looks like Victoria’s Secret has found her good side and that happens to be her backside…this is an entire catalog of ass shots…I wonder what is going on on her frontside that they were trying to cover up…was it bruises from a Rihanna like boyfriend…you know it is the trend these days…or maybe she’s just got a nasty belly button or a dick…
Who knows…who cares….her ass is glorious enough for me to stare at for at least a minute and at most 72 hours straight….
Posted in:Shanina Shaik
2013
16
Jan
Someone seems to be on the Kate Upton diet…I don’t even know who Erika Christensen is but I assume she’s related to that dude who played in Star Wars….and only in Star Wars..cuz the rest of his career was spent trapping and ruining Rachel Bilson….but I could be wrong….I didn’t bother looking her up, cuz I try not to give fat chicks the time of day…
What I am sure about is that this girl needs to Stand-Up Paddleboard into the fucking sunset…for days upon days….with nothing but fish and rain water to live off of….like this was Life of Pi…cuz really…she’s chubz and no one wants to look at that…except maybe all you tit obsessed perverts who don’t care about a sloppy joe…as long as it’s got a D cup….
This guy right here….is not that dude….
Here’s the Video
Posted in:Erika Christensen
2013
16
Jan
Irina Shayk is pretty much the best body there is…..a Russian unknown model turned SI cover girl in some KGB operation to defend Ronaldo’s homosexuality using her as an amazing front….who also has an amazing back (you see what I did there)….well now she’s getting all kinds of big model jobs like she never had to wait in line for rationed bread….and I’m totally down with staring at her…while mourning the fact that she’s a pornstar that never was….because watching this amazing thing fuck…would probably be glorious to everyone but Ronaldo…who resents her for not having testicles….every night they spend together fronting he’s straight.
Posted in:Irina Shayk
2013
16
Jan
Michelle Keegan is some young Soap Star from the worst show I was ever forced to watch in the 80s called Cornation Street about some working class ghetto ass nicotine stained neighborhood in the UK…..where I guess she played the 25 year old stripper who escorts on the side…because tits like this need to be put on fucking blast in a big fucking way….and that’s why I want to give her a pat on the back…or on the bum like we were a pro baseball team….only with more penetration…because she’s out there…in a bikini…showing us just how valuable the hormones in the food some sick chemist implemented in the 70s to produce women with tits like this….and I know this pervert and amazing government program is legit…cuz I don’t know any girls under 25 who don’t have a c-cup….
It’s also nice to see her in a white bikini…you know cuz white bikinis get slippery….when wet….and dripping off my fucking face after finding them on the floor of her hotel room I would totally have taken if I was a maintenance man hired to unclog but my life isn’t that significant…luckily we can all have dreams…
Posted in:Michelle Keegan
2013
16
Jan
Here’s a new feature I’ve decided to start and will probbaly forget I started…meaning it may be the first and last in the series…called “Great Tits Bad Face”….and our first GTBF girl is Jamie Lynn Sigler…from the Sopranos….who has since done nothing but fuck the fat dude from Entourage….which translates into…she’s done nothing since the Sopranos….but get older….and build out some wonky, disproportionate, bug eyed face….but the good news is…she’s got great tits…and they can save her from anything….
That has been our first installment of Great Tits Bad Face…..
Posted in:Jamie Lynn Sigler
2013
16
Jan
Nicole Scherzinger gets a lot of hate for being a man…and I figure if she looks like this…with a rockin body and fake tits…as long as she keeps the duct tape on….and a pair of leather supportive panties….who can be the fucking wiser….you know there comes a time in every man’s life where they say….”will fucking this tranny make me gay” and the answer is…no man…if you think she’s a girl…and convince yourself she’s a girl just take the fucking blowjob and pretend she’s not jerking off at the same time….cuz they say people with dicks know all the right moves when it comes to dicks….thanks to years of playing with their own dicks..
This is some weird promo shots for a song she’s put out…and I have no idea why I am posting it….
Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger
2013
16
Jan
I have no idea what this video is about…but it made me laugh…sure it’s from a Drake concert in June and the commentary is just so mean spirited and racist towards white people…but seeing some white chick on Molly, grinding some dude dressed like a circus clown, when there is no music playing, is pretty fucking jokes and I like jokes….especially bad ones….like this.
Posted in:Videos
2013
16
Jan
Eva Longoria is showing her nipple, even though I’d rather see her Mexican turned White….Self Hating Cunt…that she let massive 7 foot tall basketball players from france inside…just to see if it is still in one piece…but then I’m reminded that like all Mexican girls…no matter how much she hates being Mexican or how many Mexicans she hires to boss around to feel white…she’s built to have a dozen kids and fuck Donkeys on stage….so maybe…just maybe her nipple is enough for this bad of a hangover…not that gross vagina ever makes me throw up…even if it probably should…
Posted in:Eva Longoria
2013
16
Jan
I cry sometimes when I am lying in bed….just trying to figure out this Kate Upton thing….cuz it fucks with my head…seriously…I get that all good things come to an end…but really this soon in her young life…shit has fallen off this bad…it makes no sense to me that between the ages of 18 and 20 she’s become a fucking porky fucking pig who looks like a 30 year old mom who has thrown in the towel cuz she’s found a rich husband to support her….you’d think she’d do everything in her power to make this high last at least 5 more years…you know by not eating….but instead she’s just left us with tribute videos for us to remember when Kate Upton looked like this?….and not the Anna Nicole Smith, god rest her soul, she’s become….
UPDATE – Someone just sent me this GQ pic…I’m still not sold on it…it’s just smoke and mirrors and exlax for 3 days before her shoot people…
Posted in:Kate Upton
2013
16
Jan
Oh Say Can You See…a couple of Hot American Babes….serving their country right….all in exchange for a stepSHIRt…..
These amazing stepGIRLS can be found on instagram koos_ and
Now it is your turn to show your american pride like these babes….by getting a DRUNKENSWEATSHOP AMERICAN FLAG STEPSHIRT
Posted in:drunkensweatshop
