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2013

16

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today’s stepGIRL can be found on twitter Her NSFW pics can be found on stepSMUT

I feel it is time for me to do something good in the world. You know all this sucking off the resources and not giving anything back is getting me down…but more importantly making me nervous thinking my legacy will be one of smut…the footprint I leave on this world…a hate filled blog that’s really just meant to make people laugh at other people’s expense…so the only thing I thought I could do was work with the elderly….I woulda done homeless but they smell too bad….so last night I went and pitched my new idea to a local old folks home….I figured it’d make for good viral content too….two birds with one stone….but they ended up asking me to leave pretty aggressively….cuz I guess watching interracial porn with their stroke survivors isn’t something they want in their schedule…even though they are only human and have needs and wants of human contact without access to internet porn….those old folks homes really are evil ….bastards.

Here are some links….

So THAT’S What a 430 Pound Catfish Looks Like – VIDEO
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Drunk Loudmouth Girl Starts Fight In Diner
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Ashley Sky is Just Plain Sexy (NSFW)
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Congrats on the New Car, Idiot!!! – VIDEO
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She’s Only Been Around for a Week and I Already Hate Katherine Webb
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Rooney Mara is Vogue’s February 2013 Cover Girl (Photo Gallery)
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Sofia Vergara Talked About Her Upcoming Threesome Scene with Sharon Stone
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Free Cam Shows Will Help Us Get Over the Mid Week Hump (NSFW)
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Blonde Slut and a Dildo (NSFW)
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This Monkey is Addicted to Porn Hahahahaah
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I’d Like to Be All Over Ashley (NSFW)
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Fresh Prince of Bel Air X Google Translate – VIDEO
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2013

15

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

My authenticity was questioned in the soical media world today….girls were calling me out for posting fan signs like I haven’t been doing it since the 2000s….so here is an original fan sign from the 2000s for old times…cuz we been doing this since those new clowns were in diapers….

I need to drink more. That needs to happen. With naked women. Now.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Megan Fox is Crazier Than Any of Us Realized
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Lance Armstrong Admits To Oprah That He Doped Up, Because NOBODY Lies To Oprah!
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Megan Fox Esquire
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Carrie Underwood Sucks In Allure
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Insane Bike Stunt
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Bikini Model Workout Fail
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15 Sexy Sidekicks in Action Movies
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Here’s Some Emma Rigby Bikini Pictures
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Selena Gomez Seems To Be Doing Fine
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It’s Tramp Stamp Tuesday! (NSFW)
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Mindy Robinson is My Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Make Life Better (NSFW)
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Shawn Holley Is Still Lindsay Lohan’s Lawyer….For Now
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WATCH: Thousands of New Yorkers Drop Their Pants on the Subway
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Cutest Magic Trick
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Roony Mara For Vogue
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Adriana Lima Getting a Manicure in Shorts
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Para Sledding – Cool
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A Healthy Dose of WTF To Help You Through The Day
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This Chick Just Keeps Pulling Stuff Out of Her Ass (NSFW)
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Guess Who’s Bangin Dita Von Tease?
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Michael Bluth is Banged Up and Pathetic in New ‘Arrested Development’
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Ashley and Danni Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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Belen Rodriguez Lippy Upskirt (NSFW)
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And That’s Why You Don’t Go Streaking Where Bulls Are (SITE NSFW)
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Eva Longoria Red Carpet Nip Slip (NSFW)
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Lucy Liu is Flawless
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Some Celebrity instagram Shots From the Golden Globes
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The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons
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Laurie is a Sexy Girl Next Door Type (NSFW)
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The Mailbox Was So Awesome (NSFW)
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If Bacon Were a Place, It Would Look Like This
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The Taiwanese CGI New Made a Lance Armstrong Video and As Predicted, It’s Amazing – VIDEO
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Presented Without Commentary: Maria Menounos doing yoga
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Art Doesn;t Have to Be Shitty and Boring and Here’s the Proof (SITE NSFW)
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Cosplay Gallery Amazingness
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K-Mart Shopper Shot And Ran Over By Goon In Parking Lot [Video]
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Jamie Lynn is Naked, Check It Out (NSFW)
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Crabs Going Extinct Thanks To Bare Pussies & Cocks! (NSFW)
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Victoria Justice at InStyle And Warner Bros. Golden Globe After Party
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These Sluts Both Have Mega Boobs (NSFW)
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Beyoncé’s Documentary Has a Preview
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Coco Cheating Las Vegas Moose Diesel Photo
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Clipping Nails in Space – Cool
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Awesome New Car
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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3 Babes 1 Dude
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Katie Morgan is so Elegant
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Hot Cam Girl Lesbos
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Worst Voyeur Video Ever
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Nurse Milking….
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Brazilian Booty Anal
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Amazing Creampie Panties
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

15

Jan

Megan Fox Hot Esquire Pics of the Day

I saw these Megan Fox for Esquire pics earlier and I didn’t jump on them like a 14 year old kid seeing a girl who is not his mom or sister in a bikini for the first time….cuz this isn’t her first time…in fact…fit, photoshopped, new face or not….she’s had a kid with her longterm boyfriend….and that just fucking bores me as much as it grosses me out…she’s a wasted opportunity…who dug herself into some kinda of horrible hole she’s trying to climb out of…but it’s just not working for me…cuz I know….that across the board…hot, plastic surgery, fit or not…she’s a fucking fail…but you probably like her cuz you can’t let go of the past…and more importantly cuz you’re pathetic….Cuddles…

Posted in:Megan Fox

2013

15

Jan

Lena Katina from T.A.T.U. in Maxim Russia of the Day

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Lena Katina was part of the Russian super-group T.A.T.U…that you may remember from this video:

I thought they were a gang of Lesbians celebrating the fact that they were barely affected by communism cuz they are too young to remember the bread lines…and experienced crazy level of freedom as everyone lost their shit as the iron curtain fell and they were only 3 years old…

I woulda liked the story better with more escaping, sex trade, sleaze, murder and deception….but you know what…her massive tits…that may or may not be lesbian….for Maxim Russia…kinda make it all okay…

I wonder if I was breast fed as a child…cuz this tit obsession is unnatural.

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2013

15

Jan

Mariana Braga Hot for GQ Italy of the Day

Mariana Braga is some model…showing some tits…that she’s shown before….in this ad camapign…

But today…today she’s re-invented herself…She’s done a complete 180….totally changing out her strategy a year and a half later…cuz that who showing her tits in an ad got her no where….so now she’s showing her tit…in a totally different light….by showing her tits in GQ Italy photoshoot and it is lovely…

Posted in:Mariana Braga|NSFW

2013

15

Jan

Paulina Gretzky’s Doing the Bikini Thing of the Day

Paulina Gretzky attention seeking trust fund girl who was raised by a dad who grew up bore and a mom who’s a gold digger…leading to her flawed personality…depending who you ask….that craves male attention through half naked posing…fake tits…fake hair…fake everything…looking like a little Paris Hilton tart…ready to fuck on camera the first chance she gets….as long as it promises her a reality show…that she will end up getting regardless cuz she’s an LA rich kid and people love that shit….also known as my favorite kind of personality…because without girls like this I am nothing…


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Posted in:Paulina Gretzky

2013

15

Jan

Belen Rodriguez Upskirt of the Day

Belen Rodriguez is some Showgirl who lives in Italy and who is showing her snatch to the paparazzi with a little vagina definition…..shaved lip….and panties without pee stains….period stains….

She’s had a SEX TAPE …so you know she’s top tier…and quality…with self respect….not trying to be famous or get noticed the lowest level way possible….which happens to be the best way possible….and also my favorite way possible….


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Posted in:Belen Rodriguez

2013

15

Jan

Kelly O’Sullivan & Hazel Donegan for Zoo of the Day

In a future not so far away…every girl with a vagina and some tits…will be a Glamour model…because it seems to be the strategy of many girls with vagina and tits….who look like they probably dropped out of high school or college to become a stripper or cocktail waitress…because Glamour Modeling puts them on the international forum…I mean look at these two no names today….thanks to Zoo they are on internationally reknowned…world dominating….internet dance party Drunkenstepfather.com….LUCKY LUCKY….looks like their life of being some haggard wal mart clerk who was once a babe and now a mom of 4 half black kids….is a destiny that was…making moves and changing the course of their otherwise depressing lives..>GOOOD JOB GIRLS…and by girls I mean….tits..

Posted in:Hazel Donegan|Kelly O'Sullivan

2013

15

Jan

Sarah Fisher Modeling Bikinis for Miss Jackson Swimwear of the Day

I’ve never heard of Sarah Fisher and either have you – but it turns out she’s an aspiring singer who was on some Canadian garbage called Degrassi, that you shouldn’t watch no matter how perverted you are…according to her bio she’s sang at retirement homes and funerals…which I read as “She will fuck you if you do a post on her”….so I am doing a post on her….

Turns out that she’s also a model….WHAT CAN’T SHE DO…..and these are some outtakes of her doing some bikini modeling for some no name bikini line…that thanks to my hard work may get her work with real brands….

That’s just the power of the stepfather.

Posted in:Sarah Fisher

2013

15

Jan

Rosie Jones Topless for Nuts Outtakes of the Day

Glamour Model, a job title these girls gave themselves because it sounded better on a mortgage application and car lease and bank loan form than “I show my tits for money in magazines”….Rosie Jones…is in NUTS UK again…because they own her….or at least a percentage of her…cuz you know they aren’t makinbg a celebrity out of her tits for free…but what does that really matter….what matters is that they dig through the piles of attention seeking, daddy issue, busty girls and find the gold…cuz let’s face it…this Rosie Jones character…is gold…or at least in terms of girls who show her tits for money in magazines…..cuz I’m sure there are many hotter girls with a stronger moral foundation….who you may not want to jerk off to her tits in magazines….but you may want to impregnate and bring to your overbearing mother….or many hotter girls that cater more to my needs and live in a ditch and suck dick for 5 dollars…this one’s just too damn fancy.


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Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones