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2013

10

Jan

Rihanna’s Got Some Coconuts of the Day

Rihanna is in Jamaica…don’t some typical islander thing…in what I like to think represent what her life should have been…you know like if this was a movie…where they show you how life would have been different if something major…like being born…never happened….you know if the record deal fell through the fucking cracks and she got sent home on cruise ship’s ghetto section like Leonardo DiCaprio…forcing her to spend her life sucking local photographer dick…hoping to get a gig as a resort’s house band…leading to getting cast in their catalog brochure….doing just this….but unfortunately…life worked out differently for Rihanna and this shit…is just her on vacation…showing some titty…living life like she’s in paradise…cuz her life is fucking paradise….lottery winning…not a worry in the world…paradise…

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2013

10

Jan

Stephanie Seymour’s Doing Some Modeling of the Day

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Stephanie Seymour is not as disgusting as you’d expect some washed up groupie who banged a lot of rockstars in the early 90s, before having a bunch of kids and failed marriages…that you can assume involved a whole lot of drugs and self destruction…..leading to her recent revival….where she rebuilt herself from the ground up with the help of her plastic surgeon…and you know what….I’m glad she did cuz aging gracefully is hard to jerk off to but this Stephanie Seymour….is lovely…

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2013

10

Jan

Vida Guerra’s Big Fat Ass of the Day

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Vida Guerra was famous in the 90s for being a big round ass that FHM exploited as hard as they could in an era where J.Lo made 100,000,000 dollars for virtually the same reason….you know the latin hearthrob bullshit that shoulda never happened….but did happen…and with most hispanics is still happening…cuz round ass is great…but more importantly because they are a loyal people…

Her ass, despite taking up serious fitness, as you can see in this picture for twitter of her 6 pack….

Is still ridiculous…..but not as ridiculous as the fact that I am doing a post on her.

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2013

10

Jan

Kate Upton’s Chubby See Through at the Airport of the Day

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I think these pictures of Kate Upton at the airport are pretty representative of everything I’ve been saying about Kate Upton…and in the event that you’re a first time reader, let me reiterate….she’s Anna Nicole Smith 2….her body will catch up to her tits cuz she is just 18…and that’s what fucking happens to all busty girls…her body is sloppy, awkward, weird looking….you know dumpy as fuck…but the media love her and eat her up and put her out there…and everyone follows…even though she looks like a fucking pig….She just booked a Mercedes Superbowl Commercial for a lot of money…and fashion magazines like she’s not fat…

All this to say, I am not a fan….and these paparazzi pics…tell a story why,…remember she’s smiling cuz she knows she’s won…

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2013

10

Jan

Olivia Palermo’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Olivia Palermo is some rich bitch who I had never heard of before today….while staring at her red bikini ass and vagina definition…her dad is some billionaire real estate developer…making her all that more interesting to jerk off to…cuz knowing that her piss is worth more than your house is pornographic…but like a rich chicks…I am sure she lacks in character and personality…I am sure she’s a damaged vapid little hooker like the pornstars she probably judges…despite being the exact same as them…only on the polar opposite of the spectrum…I’m talking drugs, lots of sex partners, self hate, daddy issues….all the good stuff that turns me on….which I guess makes her ever more amazing….the one flaw that I do see…is that she hasn’t let me K-Fed Her yet….

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2013

10

Jan

Emily DiDonato Nude for Allure of the Day

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Emily DiDonato is an American Model…something you don’t really see that often…since American Girls have taken a liking to having the wrong kind of eating disorder…you know one fueled with fast food and not starving themselves…forcing the people at Victoria’s Secret to outsource their half naked women….recruiting them from all areas of the world….but I guess every once in a while….a girl like this amazing Emily DiDonato comes up and they use her to fill their quota on American employees in order to get their tax credits….which is a good thing cuz it has lead to her getting naked for Allure….looking pretty lovely as far as I’m concerned….

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2013

10

Jan

The Beyonce for GQ Shoot of the Day

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I posted some funny angled leaked Beyonce GQ cover yesterday…laughing at how bottom heavy the angle made her look…without realizing she’s in fact that bottom heavy…looking like some racist Caricature of black chicks in the slave era….because looking at these pics of her in her underwear looking jobbin’ as fucking hell…making you wonder why her billionaire ass feels like she needs to prove something getting half naked….remembering that these girls just love attention…even if humiliating themselves in the process…cuz they just have to look at their bank statement and read letters from obsessed fans to block out all the hate in their delusional bubble…

Looking at these pics is a horrible experience..Gross!

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2013

10

Jan

Hannah Elizabeth Shows Off Her 30G Boobs of the Day

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I’ve never heard of Hannah Elizabeth…but apparently she’s just another one of those UK glamour models trying to get noticed…only stepping up her game…compared to the other girls…by pulling a Jordan Katie Price….and getting some stupid fucking tits….because the UK is obsessed with stupid fucking tits…whether they are real or not…and based on the girls coming out of the UK….tits are all they care about…ruggeteer gremlin faces and face asses don’t matter…just give us the titty…

Either way, she’s got herself some 30G bra size, and is showcasing them, and you are supposed to celebrate them, to make her fucking matter in the world…

My kind of girl..

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2013

10

Jan

Ellen Creeps on Jennifer Aniston of the Day

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The people’s choice awards were last night and I wasn’t invited because the mainstream media forgets how relevant I am….

I refused to watch the shit, cuz the idea of celebrities being celebrated by each other is disgusting….I did however go through some of the pics, none of them were exciting….

I think it is safe to say that the highlight of the night was when PERVERT LESBIAN ELLEN was caught staring at washed up Jennifer Aniston’s nipples…..even though both aren’t hot, and the idea of them fucking isn’t hot, it just brings up some real lesbian issues….like that they are allowed in public washrooms and gym changing rooms to gawk at girls naked….like they were dudes…only unlike dudes…they are allowed…in what is the biggest double standards in creepin’ and perversion…that kinda makes me wanna get a sex change to voyeur properly…I figure my penis is already an Inny and I have tits…I’m just a little body hair away and some spandex outfit away from pulling this off..

I am a genius. Ellen is a sex offender pervert. We all will survive.

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2013

10

Jan

Behati Prinsloo Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

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In some of these Behati Prinsloo pics…she’s got serious fucking wrinkles…you know wrinkles you’d think the team at Victoria’s Secret would photoshop out while erasing her razor burn twat, her vagina-definition, and her nipples…but I guess they want their half naked models looking more refined and lovely and you know what…who fucking cares about any wrinkle beyond the ones she’s got in her panties…all floral, pink and layered in a way that looks like the best kind of home for your penis….cuz if you’re looking at her face…you may be gay….hey wait a minute…I was looking at her face….does that make me gay…why did it take all these years and this post to figure this out…

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