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2013

08

Jan

Charlie Sheen’s Porn GFs First Time Nude of the Day

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I never get excited about pornstars posting nude pics…because google allows me to see them doing all kinds of fucking shit that is far dirtier than getting naked…even if those nude pics are from their first time on camera…prior to falling into that slippery devil’s world that is pornography….

It all happened in 006 in Oklahoma when Girls Gone Wild invited her into their bus, she was 18 and she got naked and masturbated with a dildo…and realized “shit, this is my calling, my career, what I am supposed to do….my calling…god’s way….what he wanted for me when he didn’t give me a dad….”….easy money….some fame and a lot of male attention to fill her void…it was way better than finishing her OSU Psych degree she was n the 2nd year of….

I had never heard of Georgia Jones before today…because porn girls annoy me…especially on TWITTER …because they think they are important and famous and successful…when they are just gutter hookers with behavioral issues…who depress me….

I prefer my naked chicks to not be so damaged….

But the story is…she’s dating Charlie Sheen in what I can imagine is a wholesome, sane, exclusive, romantic, love filled relationship from hell….

To see the more hardcore pics from the shoot CLICK ON THIS LINK via GIRLS GONE WILD

TO SEE MORE HARDCORE PICS FROM THIS SHOOT CLICK THIS LINK

TO SEE HER PORN CLICK THIS LINK via stepSMUT

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2013

08

Jan

Katrina Bowden in Jan/Feb Maxim of the Day

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Maxim hates me so I am not sure how long these pics will be on the site, even though they used to buy traffic off me, cuz they didn’t get how this motherfucker right here was 5 times their size on the internet….and I hate Maxim…cuz their shoots suck, they are bottom feeder and they feature chicks who hardly fucking exist, even they are hot or not….

I mean this Katrina Bowden chick was in American Reunion, she had her 5 minutes, she looks good, but really, a Maxim Cover Girl…I guess it’s better than their usual “Hometown Hotty” who they don’t have to pay….cuz bitches love being in magazines…

The whole this is a bit of a joke…you know obviously they got Katrina Bowden, she thought American Reunion was the big break and now she’s gotta work so people don’t forget…and Maxim…Maxim will take whoever the fuck they can get….I bet they wish it was still the 90s more than Pam Anderson’s liver….and Jenny McCarthy’s ass…and Carmen Electra…and David fucking Hasslehoff….it’s always sad when the new takeover….

The good news is she is fucking hot…

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2013

08

Jan

Lais Ribeiro Bikini Continues of the Day

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I kinda like Lais Ribeiro….and how she’s dominating Haper’s Bazaar Brazil…it was just yesterday I posted on her for the first time and already she’s back with about set…from the same magazine…showing off her fantastic, lean, model body that inspires me to write romance novels like 50 Shades of Grey but with more anal…and marriage…and babies…just as soon as her leg heels and Victoria’s Secret can put her back to work as their latest recruit…cuz until that happens…she’s not famous enough to star in my romance novels…but she is hot enough to jerk off to…which is probably less humiliating of an accomplishment…despite being pretty fucking low on her list of accomplishments….

Here are the pics…

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2013

08

Jan

Paz Vega Back of the Day

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36 year old Spanish Actess Paz Vega who is best known for who gives a fuck…seriously…does her IMDB really fucking matter to you fucking losers…okay fine…she was in Sex and Lucia where she was the girl you probably jerked off to…if you saw Sex and Lucia….which you probably didn’t cuz you are a retard…and don’t understand movies that don’t have fart jokes in it…and luckily she catered to that in Spanglish..staring Adam Sandler…right…doesn’t matter…like I said…why don’t you listen to me next time…I feel like I am having a schizophrenic episode..talking to myself…don’t blame me…blame my misery…my fat wife…and this amazing hooch I made out of rubbing alcohol and tang…is see trippple and I won’t get scurvy…cuz shit’s packed with Vitamin C…..

Oh right..Paz Vega…did a photoshoot and baby got back,…

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2013

08

Jan

Christina Hendricks Cleavage for Vivienne Westwood of the Day

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Remember when I said Christina Hendricks was fat….well guess what…this just in…she’s still fucking fat…and with fat comes big tits…and with big tits comes a bunch of dudes who don’t care that she’s fat…cuz in their small redneck town where they are unemployed but like to frequent the hardware store and Walmart everyday…this bitch aint got shit on Bessy and all the other fucking cows they interact with on the daily….this one here…this Christina Hendricks…she’s all classy and probably smells like flowers….and not the kind you find in the Lysol spray like they are used to..

Here is porker posing for fashion….with some cleavage…boring…as fuck….

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2013

08

Jan

Jenny McCarthy in Shape Magazine of the Day

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I got a lot of hate on twitter the other day because of JENNY McCarthy and it wasn’t even because I was making fun of autism or her ability of her pussy to make autism….

I got shit because she posted something about the horrible India rape on a bus leading to the victim dying story….and I responded saying that I would let her rape me on a bus…even if it killed me….but then again..you can’t rape the willing…and people went nuts…

Who knew the public would find the idea of Jenny McCarthy fucking on a bus disgusting….I mean sure she’s old, but her tits are only 18.

Not to mention, she stays fit…proven in this Shape Magazine feature on her….that reminds me that I’d still let her rape and kill me…even if it was to stop her from speaking…or making bad jokes and stupid faces…cuz as you know she’s the most annoying in the game….

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2013

08

Jan

Scarlett Johansson for Esquire Russia January 2013 of the Day

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Scarlett Johansson was always an overrated, chubby girl who couldn’t act….but the public didn’t realize it…because they were too distracted at the fact that like 98 percent of women…she had tits…and good lips….but other than that…nothing she has done has been sexy, erotic, interesting, amazing, compelling, even attractive…but the media just fucking eats her up like she eats cake….

So seeing her in Esquire Russia…may not be her best photoshoot, but I would argue that it is, because they focused on all that is good about her, that face….and cropped out all the is the rest of her….even if these could use a lot more titty…

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2013

08

Jan

Helen Flanagan Hot Photoshoot of the Day

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Helen Flanagan is some big titty UK Cornation street a trashy show that I have seen and that gives me anxiety…a show that she left to pursue other interests…like doing a reality show called I’m a Celebrity get me out of here…..she’s living with a footballer…she’s got big tits and she did this photoshoot…and now you know…and that makes you a better person.

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2013

08

Jan

Bar Refaeli for FOX of the Day

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Bar Refaeli bores me…she’s had her time in the sun, her moment of glory, when she was in SI and Victoria’s Secret…you know when she was younger, tighter bodied, and dating A-Listers….but that’s all kinda faded for her….she’s older, she’s bigger, and she may be making more money than ever with her investments…but she’s sure not blowing me away with any of the campaigns she’s booking….not even her own underwear line….but she does have big tits…

I feel like I’ve seen these pics before…it’s like they are all the fucking same…

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2013

08

Jan

Stella Hudgens Seduces on twitter of the Day

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10 hours ago….Jailbait and sister to Vanessa Hudgens the child pornographer who never got in trouble for leaking her nudes at 17, Stella Hudgens….posted a picture of just how flexible she is to twitter…..reminding us why little girls are the devil…because they know exactly what they are doing and who they are trying to reach or seduce…but being under 18…they can pretend they are innocent and it is all in good fun….while you’re ass is headed to jail as a sex offender….even though everyone knows, especially when her High School Musical sister who she is trying to outshine, got naked for attention…..that Stella’s on a mission and that mission is to get noticed…and stand out…..and that involves some strategy that probably ends with a sex tape….that’s just how she was raised people…

Seriously, LOOK AT SOME OF THE PICS SHE’S POSTED TO SOCIAL MEDIA THE LAST FEW MONTHS AND YOU’LL SEE SHE’S UP TO NO GOOD AND KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE’S DOING ….

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