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2013

08

Jan

Kourtney Kardashian’s Post Baby Bikini Body for US Weekly of the Day


Guess who’s mom negotiated a 100,000 dollar deal with some shitty gossip magazine to be the official source of Kourtney Kardashian’s bikini body after having her second kid…you know the same mom who probably starved Kourtney Kardashian after having her second kid…with this plan already outlined….because their family is a fucking business….that’s right the evil Kardashian stage mom, who only really stage momed when the kids were in their mid-20s….exploiting the bi-product from her gold digging womb…and taking a cut off the top….in some weird as fuck, egotistical bored rich woman hustle…that I understand cuz I’ve met rich people…but that I don’t really get why the world is buying into it…cuz they are vapid, uninteresting, trash…..but I guess that doesn’t matter…you see hollywood is a small town of suck up losers, and they run the entertainment industry 99 percent of America are affected by, and I guess it is only natural she’d use her position in the LA social circle to do this….what is unnatural is that the people actually pay attention…even the hot one…isn’t fucking hot…what a joke….and here she is in that bikini for US weekly with her big, boring, bullshit photoshopped reveal.

Horrible.

Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian

2013

08

Jan

Paulina Gretzky for Canadian Fashion Magazines of the Day

I saw these pics the other day and didn’t really react to them…firstly, cuz I hate hockey and everything about hockey, especially the stars of hockey, their puck slut wives and their spoiled brat daughters…cuz hockey players, are usually small town, white trash, uneducated retards with more money than they know what to do with, who marry hooker type women who love to spend money, and who have babies so that their hockey man will never stop spending money on them….resulting in attention seeking, using her allowance to buy fake tits Paulina Gretzky, who is like a stripper but with more money…and less getting naked….so pretty much worse than a stripper…

This girl is the queen of “selfies”…showing off her tits and rich girl party slut trash ways….so seeing her try to re-brand herself as someone serious, in clothes that don’t put her implants on blast and that aren’t embarrassing to her small town Canadian grandparents…is a joke in and of itself…and that is why I’m posting the pics…you cause we all know she’d rather be spreading her vagina in a gangbang in the VIP room after one too many bottle service bottles…but instead she’s here trying to be serious and it is funny.

Posted in:Paulina Gretzky

2013

08

Jan

Pia Mia Perez Ballet Underwear Twitter Pics of the Day

Pia Mia Perez is some US Guam nobody that the perverts of the internet have decided to obsess over…

She has only been in one movie – called Santa Paws…and I don’t even know how people found out she existed…unless of course dad’s forced to watch Santa Paws with their kids were like “I’d like to jerk off to that girl, I’ll go find her on social media”….

I assume she’s the most famous thing out of US Guam….since my friend who moved to US Guam to strip for the troops stationed there….and who made a million dollars doing it…thanks to them having nothing else to spend their US Military money on…..

She’s 16, jailbait, and constantly posting ASS PICS TO INSTAGRAM

So this ballet outfit, showing her skinny young bod…is the gateway to far vulgar exhibitionism just as soon as she grows up….

I hope they don’t let you into local ballet schools to watch…You fucking perverts.

Posted in:Pia Mia Perez

2013

08

Jan

Katy Perry is the Hottest Woman of 2013?! WTF!! of the Day

Men’s Health Magazine named Katy Perry the hottest woman of 2013, even though 2013 just started and usually these lists happen at the end of the fucking year so we can compare all the women of 2013 and decide objectively who the fucking winner is….leading me to think that Katy Perry bought the magazine and it will forever feature her on the cover like “O”…..or Katy Perry’s team paid the magazine like an advertorial….or paid feature cuz they know she’s a fucking dump truck, but also know that the public are retards and if a media outlet makes a claim we all listen and often times believe and even those of us who question…because let’s face it…Katy Perry and her cankles aren’t hot…and probably aren’t even the hottest thing to fuck in a room when she’s alone and masturbating in her bed….I’m talkng the fucking pillow case has more sex appeal than her…will write about it, giving the magazine another go at this “Printed Media” thing…in one of the final years before the magazine dies…

Look at the above picture….and tell me that shit is the hottest thing you’ve seen in 2013….because if you say it is….you are garbage and don’t belong here. I hate you.

Below is a video of her and John Mayer on their sexcapade….in Hawaii…where the rich and famous overrated trash likely had unprotected sex and compared battle wounds and herpes scabs from being souless sell out demons sent to earth to pollute the world with bad fucking music….and make a lot of money in the process….

All she has it tits…and even then they aren’t that great….don’t let them blind you…

Posted in:Katy Perry

2013

08

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Does Marilyn Monroe of the Day

This is the trailer of some movie called InAPPropriate Comedy that is produced, or written, or directed by the genius millionaire hooker beater Vince over at the Slap Chop….the concept is pretty simple…inappropriate jokes….you know just a pile of nonsense with obvious joke after obvious joke that I probably could have and should have written…because I want to make money too…and despite hating everything in Hollywood…this looks pretty alright….staring Rob Schneider, Adrien Brody and most importantly Lindsay Lohan has a cameo where she plays a little Marilyn Monroe with a little panty flash…and the only thing disappointing in this is that Lohan’s doing these stupid comedies and not more serious straight to DVD rolls where we get to see her tits…because that’s all she’s become…a host body for those awesome tits…


TO SEE SOME PICS OF LOHAN MAKING WEIRD FACES IN LONDON
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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

08

Jan

Rosario Dawson’s Topless Tanning of the Day

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Rosario Dawson is some coke slut party girl scenester from a poor immigrant family that used to squat in abandoned buildings in New York, who was recruited at 15 by pervert Harmony Korine, to be one of the tween who’s nipples you saw while swimming in her bra in K.I.D.S…..and it’s been nothing but roses and fucking unicorns for this bitch ever since..getting half naked at 15 was her lottery ticket…so why would she stop getting half naked now…it is the foundation of who she is and everything she represents…sure she’s done other gigs where she hasn’t had to get half naked…and the world saw her as some kind of movie star…and not some gutter slut…for whatever reason…but the good news is that she’s never let go of who she really is…at least that’s how I am interpreting her topless tanning in Barbados, and island that doesn’t allow topless tanning, cuz 90 percent of the tourist are fat Britons…and not fat lookin’ Rosario Dawsons….


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Posted in:Rosario Dawson

2013

08

Jan

Pam Anderson Pasty Titty on Stars on Ice Pasty of the Day

Pam Anderson was on a show called Stars on Ice or Dancing on Ice or some figuring skating based garbage that you’d expect a Canadian has been to get cast on, especially since she’s done all the bottom feeding she can…from Big Brother India to Dancing with the Stars….THERE’S NO WHERE ELSE TO GO….

She was voted off first….but before she got the boot, she pulled a little Pam Anderson old trick from the vault and exposed a titty, sure it had a Pasty on it, but you’d cover your nipples up too, if they were cut off and sewed back on as many times as her nipples have…you know the accident victim of titty….thanks to plastic surgery….

She may be 45, but she is the Playboy starlet when Playboy mattered, turned TV Star, turned movie star, turned Sex Tape Star….an innovator…who maximized her investment in her tits harder than most women…

In keeping up with her image, she went to an after party, got wasted, probably on one drink thanks to her liver failure due to hep, and flashed her ass like a good hooker….

She’s so much fun!

Posted in:Pam Anderson

2013

08

Jan

Daisy Fuentes Bikini New Years Pic of the Day

Daisy Fuentes posted this amazing picture to her instagram for New Years Eve….but based on her level of relevance…it has taken the public a week to find it….but I am sure glad they did…cuz I like seeing babes from the 90s who are in their 40s rockin’ bikinis in the snow…showcasing their fake tits…while having a good ol’ winter time….it’s my porn….my very specific fetish that Daisy Fuentes just catered to….what a slut.

Posted in:Daisy Fuentes

2013

08

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


Sometimes I think the inny vagina is like a unicorn. A mystical or mythical creature that potentially lives in the panties of women everywhere….but that in fact live in the panties nowhere…except of fat chicks….

I wonder…if a perfect slit vagina like you would draw on a girl if you were an artist…actually happens…or if that only happens to fat chicks…because in all my years of pussy….I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a total coinslot.

That’s not to say I don’t like all vagina, in fact the meatier the better…it’s just to say I wanna see that showcase slit…in the flesh to know it actually exists…and is not just a lie “THE MAN” is feeding us…

On that note…Here are some morning links…

This Drunk Dude Just Ain’t Gonna Make It – VIDEO
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Maria is Mouth Watering, Wow! (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Making a Ride With a Leaf Blower? WHY NOT! – VIDEO
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Megan Ewing is One Sexy Texan (NSFW)
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BREAKING: Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Also Enlarge From Pregnancy, Jealous Butt Curses God
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Jessica Chastain is InStyle UK’s February 2013 Cover Girl (Photo Gallery)
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Rides Girl: Lauren La Carriere
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Free Cam Shows for Some Tuesday Morning Sexy (NSFW)
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This Hot Latina is Showing It All Off (NSFW)
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Joe Biden/ Honey Boo Boo Mash-Up Just Makes Sense
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Madden Has One Sexy Ass (NSFW)
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THE EVIL DEAD TRAILER IS HERE – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

07

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I decided that no man should have this little power…I need more power…I need more fame, money, relevance….I want KIDS DOING #Cut4Bieber but for me….cuz you know you matter when kids are cutting themselves on social media….for your attention….instead they don’t know I exist….gotta step my game up….cuz this insanity is the future…

That said…Too bad this is a 4Chan prank…that is amazing…Love them 4chan dudes…hope they target me one day.

Lindsay Lohan Didn’t Show Up For Court Because Her Dad Allegedly Raped Dina 20 Years Ago. Yup.
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WTF Video of the Day Gave Me Cancer Just By Watching It – VIDEO
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Jessica Chastain InStyle UK TITS
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Fitness Booty Shaping
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Enter The Vagina Of Olivia Wilde
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Frankie Essex Bikini Candids
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Cats Demonstrate New Years Resolutions
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GoPro Camera + Laser Pointer + Cats = Endless Entertainment
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The Highways in the Netherlands Are From the Future – VIDEO
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The 20 Sexiest GIFs of Meagan Good
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Sarah Hyland Is Seriously Busting Out!
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Pippa Middleton is a Best Selling Author and The Only Way That Sentence Would Be More Funny Is If It Was True
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Low Budget Gym
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Anne Hathaway Harper’s Bazaar
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Dog Saves Kitten from Another
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Busty Brunettes Make Monday’s More Appealing (20 Pics)
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Alessa Ross Has One Hot Ass (NSFW)
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WATCH: How to Make ‘American Psycho’ Kid Friendly
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Trace Cyrus is a Dirt Bag But His Girlfriend is Sexy in Workout Gear
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Winter Prank Goes Wrong
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Elin Nordegren in a Bikini
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Blow Up Boogie
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This Chicks Butthole is Anything But Tight (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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At the End of The Day, We All Want a Girl That Will Make It Easy, and Put Out, No? (NSFW)
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Looks Like That Steve Jobs Movie is Finally Coming Out
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Chloe Vevrier’s Victorian Boobs (NSFW)
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Elsa Pataky Has Pokies (SITE NSFW)
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This Slut is Getting Herself Off at 20 000 Feet (NSFW)
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Liv Tyler’s Ocean Pokies (SITE NSFW)
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Naomi Watts is Looking Pretty Good
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Taylor Swift Acapella Cover By Those People Who All Played That Song on One Guitar
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Old Prospector Prank
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Behind the Scenes of Courtney Stoddens New Video – VIDEO
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The Very Best Viral Conan Clips of 2012
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Lena and Melody Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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Champagne X Ass. You Do The Math (NSFW)
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How To: Play Rugby… Explained By Sexy Chicks – VIDEO
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Pug Vs Kitten
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Dakota Fanning Pervs Out for a Photoshoot
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50 Effects with 50 Cameras
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he Good Folks From Taiwanese News Animation Did a Video About Justin Bieber Smoking Weed and It’s Amazing as Expected – VIDEO
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Adriana Lima is Wearing Short Shorts
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SOME NSFW CONTENT)
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Elsewhere In The World: 15-Year-Old Girl Forced To Marry 90-Year-Old Man After He Paid Her Parents $17,000
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Lesbian Foam Party, Check It Out (NSFW)
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Big Tittied Chick Almost Motorboats Dude To Death! (NSFW)
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Some Sexy Ladies From the Audi Golden Globe Party
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Busty Blonde Girl on The Web Cam (NSFW)
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Bieber Smokes Weed Taiwanese Animation
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Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs is Funny
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Baby Does Pull Up
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108 Minutes of Bondage
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Todays Best Porn Ever
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Cute Teen Fucks At Home
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Teen Rub Massage Porn!
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Babe Gets Her Feet Cummed On
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Sailor Moon Gets DPed in Class
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