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2013

07

Jan

Sara Sampaio Nude of the Day

Sara Sampaio is one of the newer Victoria’s Secret model, this time from Portugal, and she’s pretty fucking lovely, despite having a deep hatred for the Portuguese people, not because they are in fact the armpit of Europe no one cares about, except maybe for their fishing capabilities, you know the group aspiring to be Spanish or Italian or legit Euro…but because every portuguese person I’ve ever met has been a closet case, homophobic, asshole….but they do make good chicken…and apparently they also make good models…cuz this Sara Sampaio is amazing…and with all amazing models…she’s got nude pics of herself floating around…that aren’t scandalous, but that are a great reference point when you want to see what she looks like out of those Victoria’s knickers….lovely.

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2013

07

Jan

Olivia Munn Ass for Twitter of the Day

In the past I have shat on Olivia Munn for her obvious tactics used in getting famous….I felt as though she was getting too much love for her capabilities or natural talent level…I thought she’s not hot enough to be treated this way, what’s going on here…but today a new leaf is turned and I am not gonna call her a nerd manipulator who tricked the mainstream into thinking she matters…I am going to focus on the positive and that is that she went ahead and became this low level celebrity on her own the only way she knew how and it worked….I am going to focus on the fact that her ass…looks awesome on instagram from this distance…wearing a bikini bottom….because ultimately, who cares about her dark side…when this here is the gateway to all the good she has to offer….

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2013

07

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I got in a TWITTER WAR with some porn chick, who wasn’t having my love and tenderness, because my love and tenderness is mean spirited…and I realized…there’s no point in war, we are all god’s children, we should embrace and love one another, especially those most in need of a hug….and it has inspired me to change my way…to take on kindness and embrace my love for mankind….because really the world has enough negativity in it…and all i really want is love…dirty dirty sexy sexy love…

I’m too old to fight, but I am never too old to perv out on hot pussy.

Here’s some morning links…

Today’s tip – hug a stranger and call them brother or sister…because that’s what GOD wants us to do…

This Baby is Riding a Roomba and It Basically Blew My Mind – VIDEO
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And Here’s a Dose of WTF – GALLERY
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So THAT’S How You Get the Chicks!
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Cats Demonstrate Common New Year’s Resolutions – VIDEO
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Last Week in Playmate Instagrams
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Ana Karoline Is Another Brazilian Bombshell (NSFW)
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A Little Bit of Emily Rossum
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The 50 Most Anticipated Movies of 2013
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Free Cam Shows, Hello! (NSFW)
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This Cute Blonde is a Squirter (NSFW)
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Woman Shoots Intruder 5 Times in Front of 9-Year-Old Twins
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I’d Like to Be All Over Helen (NSFW)
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And That’s Why You Should Avoid Moose While Skiing – VIDEO
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2013

04

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day


This weekend is going to involve at least on prostitute dressed like a circus clown juggling my testicles….that I will promise to make famous…and pay in luxury vacations to the back alley…behind the dumpster….under the overpass….and it’s gonna be fun…

To keep up with me FOLLOW ON TWITTER that’s my jam….it’s where I find all my girlfriends….and defend their honor….

Here are the stepLINKS…..

LeAnn Rimes Will Still Wear Bikinis This Year and Here She is Wearing One Now
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Naomi Campbell Was Robbed By French Thieves And You Know She’s Got Their Number
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Oh You Know, Just Filming an Avalance, No Big Deal – VIDEO
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Awesome Pug Hops Up Stairs
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Alexandra Burke Bikini Pics of the §day
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Cute Hippie Bikini Chick
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Emmy Rossum Done Gone Posing
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Emma Watson Just Keeps Getting Better
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Frankie Essex is Rocking a Bikini
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JWoww Posted a Video of Her Ass and Here It Is – VIDEO
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Karina Heart is ?Very Easy on the Eyes (NSFW)
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Madden is Sexy in Red Lingerie, Wow (NSFW)
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And That’s Why You Don’t Fly an Airplane Drunk
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She’s Taking It Off, and She’s Taking It All Off Just For You (NSFW)
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Shay Maria Has a Tumblr Page You Need to Stalk (NSFW)
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Mama June is Disgusting of the Day – VIDEO
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Lesbian Teens and a Strap On (NSFW)
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Jennifer Aniston is in Some Commercial or Something – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows, Have a Great Friday Night (NSFW)
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Jessica Chastain Cleavage for InStyle
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Fat Guy Drum Solo
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The Last Exorcism Part II Poster
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Emily Blunt Bikini Cabo
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Dance Like Nobody Is Watching Hipster
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Sofia Vergara Wardrobe Malfunction on New Year’s Eve
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Naked Ballerina Anyone?
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LOL Pug Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Camille Grammer Slight Bikini Cameltoe (NSFW)
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Chloe Sevigny is Boring as Hell
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Anne Hatheway is Going On About Some Thing or Another
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Hottest Contestants on The Bachelor 2013
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Football and Sex It’s the Best of Both Worlds (NSFW)
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So Many Beautiful Asses! (NSFW)
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Liv Tyler Beach Nipples
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Girl Gets Rejected On Mobbed
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Anime VERSUS Reality – A Gallery
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Gotta Love a Hippy Bikini Chick, No? – VIDEO
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Mini Anden Has a Whatever Face But Her Body is Banging
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Ela Savanas Is A Goddess On Earth (NSFW)
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Chinese Army Babes Anyone? (SITE NSFW)
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Crazy In Love!: Ex-Girlfriend Throws Herself On Hood Of Boyfriend’s Car With His New Chick [Video]
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Chastity Lynn, Katsuni and Kristina Rose – VIDEO
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Smokers Prefer Cigarettes Over Sex?
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Alessandra Ambrosio NYE Hotness
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This Slut is Getting Herself Off In Her Car (NSFW)
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Jennifer Aniston’s New Commercial
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Weird Dude Juggles Cigarettes
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Classic Greek Porn
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Group of Girls Drinking Piss
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Worst Porn of All Time
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Lesbian Leotard Ass Worship
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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2013

04

Jan

Cindy Crawford Champagne Facial of the Day

Cindy Crawford did a shoot with Terry Richardson…that went a little something like this….ejaculating champagne bottles being all suggestive like a porn..like she wasn’t 50….and shit makes me want to do the same fucking thing to her….if only I had a penis that still worked…seriously…this is amazing…I have never wanted to be such an elegant beverage for classy people so bad…


If you’re interested…..
Here she is on the beach…
The other day….

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2013

04

Jan

Candice Swanepoel in Jeans for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Candice Swanepoel may be owned by Victoria’s Secret..you know since they pretty much found her, locked her into a contract, and made her a celebrity….but I think I may be owned by Candice Swanepoel and I have never even met her, even though I know she’s probably 6 foot 10 and freakish as fuck, but in pictures…in pictures she’s gold…South African Gold….which I guess is actually diamonds…or the AIDS virus…..and whatever else they export besides models with awesome accents….

Here she is for Victoria’s Secret.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

04

Jan

Victoria Silvstedt’s Bikini of the Day


Victoria Silvstedt is the fucking enemy…she is the worst hooker around…she tried to sue me because she hates being called a hooker…and prefers being called a mistress cuz I guess that’s what she is to the billionaire who is bored of his wife and is allowed a mistress….even though they are the same fucking thing…getting paid to not complain and fuck …..

Either way, despite being the fucking enemy, and being old as shit….she’s still got a rockin’ body…cuz that’s all she needs to have to keep the charade going….and here it is.


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Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt

2013

04

Jan

Veronica Pliego Topless in H Para Hombres of the Day

Veronica Pliego is some low level Mexican TV host who has all of 1500 fans….but who I guess is Mexico’s answer to Glamour Models…or some bullshit….and she’s in some magazine called H Para Hombres…showing off what is a decent looking ass….even though I know like all Mexican women…she’ll pump out a dozen kids…eat one too many corn tortillas….and end up looking like the little old Mexican lady but for now…for now she’s fucking glorious…..or at least her ass is….

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2013

04

Jan

Elizabeth Berkley Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day

You know what can’t be saved by the bell? Elizabeth Berkley’s ass. Get it…cuz she was on Saved by the Bell and other than Showgirls, that’s the only thing she’s ever fucking done….but that was clearly a long time ago…you know long before her ass started melting into itself like it’s had one too many babies…


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2013

04

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Pretending She’s not 100 Fucking Years Old in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Jennifer Lopez seems to forget that she’s 100 fucking years as she’s modeling, showing off skin, banging 18 year old gold diggers, hoping that wrist deep in her mom pussy will lead to rolexes, fame and all the other good stuf….because fisting is the only way she still feels….blame the twins….she does have twins right? I don’t fucking know, cuz she fell off back in Selena and I never got her hype, I just figured hispanic really like to endorse and promote their own…It is Friday Night, I’ve been drinking, I don’t know why I am posting this…but guess what…I am.

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