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2013

03

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The best thing to do on freezing cold days is to laugh at homeless people on the street cuz at least your unheated apartment has running water….it’s an asshole move and if I had all the money in the world I’d bring them all home with me…I would rent the world a home….but right now I need someone worse off to keep me going….and make me feel a little better…that and when you go on Homeless man laughing missions to feel good about yourself…you can always find one that is cute enough to have sex with in exchange for that running hot water…to her you’re fucking Branson or Trump….sure they are usually insane….possibly willing to bite your dick off…or rob you…but when you have nothing to rob sometimes that’s a risk you need to take…for a good time…to help a broken soul…to be a good somaritan….you know…living the hero life…

Here are some stepLINKS….you dirty fucking rats….


Lindsay Lohan Was ‘Working’ On New Year’s Eve And I’m Not Talking About Acting
*cough* WHORE *cough*
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And Now The Greatest New Year’s Eve Live Show Of 2012 EVER – MUST WATCH VIDEO
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Kristen Stewart Good Enough in V
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HOW TO: Fail a Sobreity Test – VIDEO
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Joanna Krupa Paddle Baording in a Bikini
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Best Videos of 2012
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Amazing I Trust You Prank
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The 25 Hottest Actresses in British TV Shows
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More Nicole Minetti Bikini Photos
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Julianne Hough Was Abused as a Kid, Looks Great in This Photo
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Daughter Drugs Her Parents For Being Too Strict With Internet
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Louisa is Super Sexy in Black Lingerie (NSFW)
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Lizzie Curdy Scares Me in a Bikini
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Nirvana’s First Performance of Smells Like Teen Spirit
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Because When All Else Fails, Sluts Are Really All You Need (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Melanie Ann Shows Off Her Tan (NSFW)
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Girl’s Marilyn Monroe Tattoo Fail Redefines Horrible
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Sexy Lebanese Slut Gets Naked (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun (NSFW)
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Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Tout the 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards (Video)
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September Carrino is on Webcam and I Like It (NSFW)
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Tamara Ecclestone is a Drunk Disgusting Mess
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Katherine Mcphee Promoting Her Shitty Show in Entertainment Weekly
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Top 10 Jackie Chan Stunts
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Lily Cole is Topless on a Yacht
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She’s Not Gonna Be Able to Handle That Ass Fucking (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart (NSFW)
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Some Jennifer Lopez, Just Because
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Silvia Abbate in a Bikini
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Weird Bikini Dancer
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Kristen Stewart is on the Cover of Some Magazine and Running Her Mouth again
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2013 Projected Death List
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There’s No Such Thing As Too Much Ass (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart (SITEE NSFW)
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Molly Sims in a Bikini
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Old Jews Telling Jokes
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Ahhhhhh I Love a Good Fail Compilation – VIDEO
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No Big Deal, Just a Jet Propulsion Rotary Swing – VIDEO
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Ahhhhhhh Cindy Crawford, Marry Me
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Somewher ein the World It Is Summer and There Are Girls With Boobs Out (NSFW)
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Ghetto Granny Dances Like It’s The Second Coming… At Walmart! [Video]
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Twilight’s Bronson Pelletier Peeing in Public
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Emma Stone for Glamour UK
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Mia Hilton is Super Sexy and I Like It (NSFW)
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Spanish MILFs Get Naked To Raise Money For School Bus
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New Irina Shayk Bikini Pic on Instagram Leaves Little To The Imagination
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Dirty Amateur is On Camera, Check It (NSFW)
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Lil Wayne is Fucking Crazy of the Day
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Kris Jenner’s Face When Her Favourite Daughter Gets Pregnant With A Money Baby
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Dad Loves New Puppy
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Heart Singing Led Zepplin Scares Me
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Reese Witherspoon Should Be Banned from Beaches
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I Love Watching these Hipster Girls Fuck
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POV Blowjob
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Young Lesbians Are Better Than Old Lesbians
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Young Teen Threesome
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Farmers Fuck a Fatty
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Young Kristina Gets Fucked
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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2013

03

Jan

Lily Cole Topless Shoot of the Day

I am standing by my statements about Lily Cole the other day ….she can get as topless as she wants….I mean FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2013

03

Jan

Elisa Hosk in H&M Lingerie of the Day

I would say that this is that awkward moment when a girl who’s tits I have seen cuz like most models…she’s been naked in photoshoots before…but knowing the size, shape and color of her nipples….make looking at her in H&M Catalog shots all the more fun….because it’s not awkward…like if she was related to me or anything….you know like when Rob Kardashian wacks off to his sister’s porn…

All this to say – Elsa Hosk…topless or not…is a babe…

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2013

03

Jan

Sofia Vergara Big Fucking Tits in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Sofia Vergara has big tits. She’s in a one piece bathing suit. She’s pushing 50. She’s scammed the system. Who cares. You do…because your moms didn’t breast feed you, or because the media and porn has made you tit obsessed, or maybe you’re like me, and realize that a Colombian who has made it to the top, unlike all the other Colombians, probably has some amazing cocaine ties…you know so good they open the back door to hollywood….and that…I guess makes her worth her titties weight in semen….cuz a girl with free coke….no matter what she looks like….is my kind of vagina….I’m a hooker like that…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

UPDATE – HER TIT FELL OUT ON NEW YEARS EVE ACCORDING TO TMZ AND THEY POSTED THE NON NIPPLE VERSION – HOARDING IT FOR THEMSELVES – YOU KNOW MAXIMIZING THE MONEY THEY MAKE ON THIS SHIT…..OR NOT RELEASING IT – NOT TO MENTION HER TITS LOOK OLD LADY AND LIKE SHIT……AND HER NUDITY IS PROBABLY AVAILABLE ONLINE FROM WHEN SHE WAS AT HER PRIME

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2013

03

Jan

Izabel Goulart, Sara Sampaio and Marloes Horst Victoria’s Secret Pics of the Day

The world is not complete without a set of Victoria’s Secret illegal immigrants they own posing half naked in catalog shots….whether from Eastern Europe or Brazil, they’ve traveled to make millions of dollars and benefit from the marketing fame of the billion dollar brand…and if that is not worth promoting…I don’t know what is…

Here’s Marloes Horst, Sara Sampaio and Izabel Goulart doing the half naked, photoshopped, thing…

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2013

03

Jan

Jessica Alba’s in a Bikini and I Don’t Care of the Day

There’s something about a bitch having two kids that makes her invisible….even if her body is incredible…even if she’s someone who was considered the hottest Mexican to grace shitty movies…that she never got naked in….before doing typical hoodrat Mexican shit like getting herself knocked up to lock in a man….

The only good thing about her, is that she puts all other fat lazy mom’s to shame….cuz they pretend they can’t bounce back from their uterus being used to its full, unfortunate potential…

Yeah yeah…I get it…you wish this kind of thing was your wife or what your wife looked like…but what kind of person fantasizes about a wife…that’s way too lonely, sad, hopeless romantic…fantasies should be about hot pussy.

You see cuz there are a lot of under 30s out there, pre-baby making, who look better than this without starving themselves and trying so hard to have a second go at a career

I suggest we focus on that.

But on a positive Not AT LEAST SHE’S NOT Reese Witherspoon who Should Be Banned from Beaches ….Seriously….I know it’s not saying much but REESE WITHERSPOON ON THE BEACH SCARES ME …..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2013

03

Jan

Sophie Turner Fat Ass in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

With all the legal threats I get from the paparazzi agencies for linking to their pics that they have horrible management of….even though there are 1000 sites posting their pics they have horrible management of….cuz like the porn industry and music industry…they’ve had a hard time adapting to bloggers writing about things they find on the internet that they find funny, pathetic or hot titty in a bikini….not to mention adapting to social media where the celebs and models are posting pics of themselves in bikinis and looking hot….making the paparazzi virtually a useless, evil entity that Bieber has every right killing…

I should hire this Sophie Turner, straight from Australia, moved to LA to become a famous model, but instead ended up like Joanna Krupa, pre-Reality TV, you know low level and forced to go back and finish her Law Degree…but at least she’s got a camera phone and a twitter account….am I right? Cuz I like her in a bikini, but not enough to want her to be famous enough for the evil paparazzi to follow her around…it will feed her ego…while this sense of failure and giving up is a better look….inadequacy always leads to good things…

Posted in:Sophie Turner

2013

03

Jan

Kim Kardashian Pregnant Ass is More Disgusting Than Non-Pregnant of the Day

Just when you thought Kim Kardashian was the worst possible human…you know sent here from hell to pollute the world….disgusting on all fronts…not hot…but marketed as hot…a pornstar…but marketed as a victim….which was probably good strategy cuz her porno fucking sucked….

You know just when you’re like this fat dark skinned slut is just about as vile as fucking possible…

She goes and fills herself up with a fucking clone….

Whether those intentions were as evil and self serving as you’d expect….or not…the fact is her genetic line continues…and knowing that a baby is inside her….makes her fat ass even more disgusting than it was a week ago…before they announced this shit….


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2013

03

Jan

Helen Flanagan for FHM UK of the Day

FHM lives…did you know that there was a time when FHM paid me to link to their content every single month cuz they didn’t understand why I was a bigger deal than them…at least on the internet….

Now FHM sends me lawyers letters when I post their photoshoot pictures of girls I don’t know, but who have big tits, pretending to cut off their bikini top, in some High Concept for low level, bottom feeding, garbage magazines you shouldn’t waste your time on, especially since pricks like me are stealing all the good they do….like this photoshoot…of some character I don’t think is even worth paying attention to…you know as low grade as the magazine she’s posing for,,,,but I’ll post it anyway…

Here’s the behind the Scenes Video…

Posted in:Helen Flanagan

2013

03

Jan

Shalana Santana’s Lingerie of the Day


As I freeze my fucking dick off like I was Ryan Seacrest in his basement sex change room….only with less conviction….or choice….I figure the best way to celebrate the horribly frozen life I live is to stare at hot Brazilian models, modeling some lingerie in some catalog shots, that are about as exciting as any catalog shot you’ve jerked off to in your life time, which is not really that exciting, but still half naked….like anyone has jerked off to a fucking catalog shot in the last 10 years…this is the internet… YOU CAN GET PORN ON HERE …..but hot bodies are still lovely to look at especially when the last skin you’ve seen was from the neck up this winter…..cuz girls don’t whore out half naked when it is below zero….

Posted in:Shalana Santana