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2013

03

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The worst thing about being a gutter hurtbag who is practically homeless but who managed to marry a fat chick with a shitty apartment….and there are a lot of bad things about being gutter hurtbag…is not having heat….when living in Canada…

I’m fucking freezing. This is inhumane….

Someone needs to make me famous or at least…and when they work on that…Here are some morning LINKS!

The Best FAILS of 2012 – VIDEO
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Now THAT’S What I Call Arranging Your Desktop Icons!
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Valeria Degenaro represents for Argentina Like a Boss (NSFW)
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LOL Dog Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Samuel L Likes To Make Bitches Squirm – VIDEO
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Proof That Every Woman From Jersey is a Man. Every. Woman.
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Guess Who’s Got a New Album Coming
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Rides Girl: Halina Miranda
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Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Mommy is Getting Herself Off, Check It Out (NSFW)
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WATCH: ‘Twilight’ Star Bronson Pelletier Pisses on Floor at LAX
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I’d Like to Be All Over Madden (NSFW)
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THERES A KIM AND KANYA TAIWANESE NEWS ANIMATION YESSSSSS – VIDEO
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2013

02

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

How annoyed are you of people wishing you a happy new year….It’s played the fuck out, old, boring, so last year…I’m pretty fucking annoyed of it..maybe cuz it lacks creativity…like most New Years Resloutions – we get it – you want to lose weight, quit smoking, make more money asshole…so does the rest of the fucking world…..people need a new useless topic for small talk to use on people they don’t give a fuck about ..otherwise…I’m gonna be very very very upset….

I blame my autism for my inability to accept everyday social behavior….

Here are some stepLINKS

Lindsay Lohan and Her Mom Were Both a Fucking Mess On New Years Eve
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A Photographer Was Killed Trying To Get A Pic Of Justin Bieber’s Ferrari, No Shit
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Gia Jordan Looks Like Big Titty Fun
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Kittens Watching Figure Skating
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Some of the BEST Moments of 2012
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15 Hot Celebrity Doppelgangers
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Olympic Hurdler Michelle Jenneke Cashing In On Her Sexy Wiggle – VIDEO
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Olivia Palmero Bikini
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New Years Eve London Fireworks Display
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Amanda Bynes Posted A Pic Of Her Boobs For New Year
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Correct Me If I’m Wrong, But Nasty Sluts Really Are Among the Finer Things In Life, No? (NSFW)
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Hot Girls Nerdy Underwear (35 Pics) (NSFW)
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Hey There Ali Milan (NSFW)
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Nicole Scherzinger Ass in a Bikini
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Quad Amputee Drifts Car
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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show a Hit Among People Who Don’t Know Porn
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UFOs and Their Sensational Newspaper Headlines (10 Pics)
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Sofia Vergara’s Piece Got Thrown Out Of An NYE Party In Miami
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These Free Cam Shows Are Very Sexy and Very Not Safe For Work (NSFW)
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Skinny College Girl Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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Katharine McPhee is Lucky’s February 2013 Cover Girl (Photo Gallery)
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Nicole Minetti Thong Bikini
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Batman is a Perv
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Topless Carnival Show for La Magie 2013 (NSFW)
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Helen Flanagan in a See Through Top (SITE NSFW)
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This Slut Has a Naked Work Out (NSFW)
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Naomi Watt’s Beach Pokies Make an Appearance (NSFW)
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Jay Z REALLY Needs to Stop Hanging Out With Gewnyth Platrow – VIDEO
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Mylene Klass Mom in a Bikini of the Day
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World’s Shortest Escalator
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How About Some Paulina Gretzky
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Happy Birthday Kate Bosworth – GALLERY
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The Biggest Breakthrough Stars of 2012
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This Slut is Getting a Labia Massage (NSFW)
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I Dunno What the Fuck is Going on With This ART (NSFW)
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Check Out All of 2012 in 4 Minutes – VIDEO
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WTF Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Kelly Brooke Brings the Hotness
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Gangnam Style Karate Idiots (SITE NSFW)
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Dad Left His Kid in the Car at a Stripclub, No Big Deal
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Lucia Has Some Super Sexy Tits (NSFW)
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New York Man Sues Over Drunken $28k Strip Club Tab
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Claudia Romani Hits Up Walgreens in Her Bikini To Grab Some Coconut Water!
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And Here’s a Sexy Little Web Cam Slut (NSFW)
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GQ INTRODUCES HOLLYWOOD NEWCOMER GENESIS RODRIGUEZ
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Kim and Kanye Pregnacy Done Taiwan Animation
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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YOUNG TEEN THREESOME
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HIDDEN CAM SEX
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IMMORTAL TALES
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AMATEUR SEX PARTY
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SUPER FISTING!
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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2013

02

Jan

Pam Anderson’s Old Hep Ass is Awesome of the Day

Pam Anderson’s ass is fucking rockin’…holy shit I am actually blown the fuck away by this shit…cuz when I look at it, it hardly looks as blown the fuck out as you know it is…you know all that unprotected rockstar dick….the hepatitis…the being 100 fucking years old..I mean shit…I can practically jerk off to this shit for old times…without having to watch her sex tape , or Baywatch intro scene like it was old times….I am impressed….cuz whatever the fuck is going on here…is a good thing…maybe cuz it is in pics and I don’t have to smell the impending liver failure…but that works for me….


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2013

02

Jan

J.Woww’s Dumpy New Years Eve Ass Falsh of the Day

Typical.

There comes a time in every hooker’s life…where her fake tits can’t compensate for her dumpy fucking ass…you know when the drinking catches up to her low level, gutter, white trash self and her metabolism slows the fuck down as she starts eating, when she’s no longer the 20 year old bartender doing body shots, but the pushing 30 year old italian pig satan sent us…..and for J.Woww…that time is now….and it is only down fucking hill from here….you know just when you thought bitch was the worst fucking thing possible…you realize…that cellulite makes her that much worse….

I was never a fan…but I know you idiots get excited over implants and a girl who looks like she would be the first do a thai ping pong ball show at the guido frat party just as soon as it was deemed cool….cuz that’s how these party sluts work….

I guess the nice thing about this is that not only is her career fading…but so her fucking body……

Seriously…they say this is her ass…but I think it’s some horrible sea creature coming to eat humanity….it’s scary as fuck…on a short set of thunder thighs….the worst…


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2013

02

Jan

Eliza Dushku Wishes You a Happy New Year of the Day

That is so nice of her….now if only I could figure out who the fuck Eliza Dushku was….because I think I remember her name for the 90s….but I haven’t heard shit from her since…so it can’t be her…or maybe celebrity babes are like cockroaches…and never die…even if their sex appeal does a little bit with every birthday…but Eliza, seems to have held it together…but I do wish her comeback tour was a sex scandal…cuz I like seeing girls get fucked…call me a pervert…but I just think that’s being human….right??

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2013

02

Jan

Olivia Wilde’s Bikini Body in Women’s Health of the Day

My favorite thing about Olivia Wilde is that her actual last name is Cockburn.

Wonder why she changed it.

I guess it’s not really something that screams girl I want to fuck….even if her body is a girl you’d want to fuck…just cuz the images of Cockburn is one most guys fear…

But I’m not like other guys, and I don’t really care if a bitch’s pussy burns my cock….I also don’t care what a bitches name is…I just care about cumming in her…

So these pics work for me…..

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2013

02

Jan

Joanna Krupa’s Bottom Feeding in a Bikini of the Day

Joanna Krupa has mastered the bottom feeding…finally…people care about her all thanks to some horribly scripted show sent from hell to remind us that gold diggers are as trashy and disgusting as we originally thought…I mean here she is hustling a bikini….like the days of shooting for Maxim for 100 bucks…in a bikini…hoping to secure more fans….were a lifetime ago….cuz once a bottom feeder…not always a bottom feeder if you commit to your body feeding and fuck a lot of rich guys along the way…

She’s useless trash, but her body’s goood in a bikini and that’s something worth looking at, if you like bodies that are good in bikinis….

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2013

02

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence Slutty for Vanity Fair February of the Day


I am not a fan of Jennifer Lawrence…but apparently people are….she’s so fucking hyped up….even though she’s average looking…but she’s attached herself to a massively marketed movie…and that shit makes people care…but luckily I’m not human…and hate her…but will post her anyway…


HERE SHE IS IN AN UNRELATED HOT PANTSLESS PHOTOSHOOT
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2013

02

Jan

The Pirelli Calendar for 2013 of the Day

I figure what better time to expose the Pirelli Calendar that fucking sucks this year cuz there’s no nudity, but there is pregnant Adriana Lima which also fucking sucks….

Pirelli needs all the help they can get this year, it’s 2 days into 2013 and they’ve got crates of the shit they are trying to get into offices everywhere, cuz they prepped production based on passed Calendars…and not even pre-electronic when calendar matters volume…even last year was a bigger hit…

I mean in 2010 it was shot by Terry Richardson….and got sleazy….and every other year has had nudity… YOU CAN CHECK MY PIRELLI ARCHIVES but this year…we’re stuck with this garbage…..boring, designed for old ladies, I don’t fucking know…but here it is anyway….featuring Isabeli Fontana, Lima, Petra Nemcova and others….not good enough times…

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2013

02

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t believe it is 2013…that’s some government lie we fully embrace and accept as fact because we’re all a bunch of fucking drone idiots…..

I do believe that if you call a girl fat, or tell her she’s gained weight….especially after the holidays…that it will make her want to fuck you to prove that she’s not….

World’s Greatest Tennis Entertainer? Possibly!!! – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian is Pregnant and Dogs Are Stickig Up For Kittens, WTF is Happening in the World? – VIDEO
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I Know, It’s WAY Too Early In This Year For This Mess
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Pee Wee Football Brings the LOLs (Wait for It) – VIDEO
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Mercedes Terrell is a Knock Out
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Joanna Krupa in a Bikini Seems Like as Good a Place to Start the New Year as Any
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Zooey Deschanel is a Beauty in Glamour Magazine (Photo Gallery)
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We Tumblforya: Girls in Bed
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Free Cam Shows If You Need to Ease Into 2013 Like I Do
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Big Boobed Amateur Sure Loves Whipped Cream
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Crystal Harris
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A Touch of a Hot Blonde Will Make This Day Better (NSFW)
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Quad Amputee Drifting Car! Wait, WhatÉ – VIDEO
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