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2013

01

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day


Happy New Year!

Today is the one day you may be feeling hope, excitement, motivated, ready to take on a new year….as if it was a new beginning….even if all your real problems, habits, debts and flawed personality and interpersonal relationships followed you here from yesterday….today is the day you don’t have to think about that….it is the day you become fit….you become rich…all your dreams come true…but tomorrow…tomorrow…all the cliche well wishes will be over…and you’ll be back to your same bullshit routine…it’s funny how things work out…another thing that’s funny….the stepLINKS

That said – I’m ready for 2014

GALLERY – 2012 Bikini Round Up!
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Hugh Hefner Actually Got Married, No Shit
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How To: FAIL at Crowdsurfing – VIDEO
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I’m Going To FUCK This Ass in 2013. New Year’s Resolution
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Kids React to Honey Boo Boo
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Zooey Deschanel Sucks in Glamour
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Your New Year’s Eve Summed Up in 15 GIFs
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Nicole Minetti Bikini Pictures, Yaow!!
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday is in Full Effect (NSFW)
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Something About Jordan Carver Just Does It For Me
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Watching Any Girl Stripdown and Get Off Will Make Any Day Better (NSFW)
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The 10 Worst Mug Shot Fails of 2012
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Drunk Sluts Are Going Down On Each Other On the Train (NSFW)
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Katherine McPhee Sucks in Lucky
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Kathy Griffin Tried To Suck Off Anderson Cooper On Live Television Last Night
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Thailand Starts the New Year With a Lovely Fireworks Fail
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Free Cam Shows Will Help You Kick Off 2013 Proper! (NSFW)
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Did You Hear the One About the Time Adam Sandler and Judd Apatow Were Roommates?
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17 Naughty Demotivators to Keep you Motivated (NSFW)
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Nina Agdal in a Bikini is Fine By Me (SITE NSFW)
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Oh You Know, Just Some Double Anal Fisting, No Big Deal (NSFW)
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Jenni ‘Jwoww’ Farley’s New Years Eve Panties Upskirt is Disgusting (NSFW)
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Eva Mendes is Super Sexy as Always
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Big Apple Bash: Best New Year’s Eve Moments in Times Square (PHOTOS)
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The 2012 Celebrity Scandals List
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Lena and Melody Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Jennifer Lawrence Has Seriously Bad Taste
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Gotta Love That Ass, Wow! (SITE NSFW)
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Join Me as I Fall In Love With a Redhead
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Kids React to: HONEY BOO BOO – VIDEO
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Olivia Palermo In a Bikini is Fine By Me
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The Most Beautiful Girls Of 2012 (SITE NSFW)
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This Christmas Trust Fail is a FAIL – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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Fatal Attraction: Woman Arrested For Beating Her Boyfriend After He Failed To “Finish The Job” During Freaky Sex Session
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Amber and Natalie Will Cure Youre new Years Day Hangover Blues (NSFW)
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New Years Sex Resolutions Prove That Not All Resolutions Are Bad (SITE NSFW)
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Las Vegas: Joanna Krupa Appears at Gallery Nightclub
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Sopme Super Crazy Fun with a Dildo (NSFW)
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NICK STAHL CAUGHT MASTURBATING IN A PORN SHOP
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Audrina Patridge’s Rack Wishes You Happy New Year
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Jenny McCarthy Botox Face and Fake tits in Shape
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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Crazy Nympho in London
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Crazy Busty Tits – I Mean Crazy Busty Tits
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3 Hooters Girls give a Footjob
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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2013

01

Jan

Josie Goldberg New Years Resolution Inspiring Pic of the Day

[IMAGE REMOVED DUE TO THE PAPARAZZI BUT THEY WERE FUNNY]

Here you see a weak fucking fat chick…eating her feelings…. She’s the only pig of a person who has the new years resolution of gaining 50 lbs…because she’s just not fat enough and her repressed feelings aren’t doing a good enough recovery as she suffocates them with food….you know downing some pig food like a pig with a food addiction all while wearing a bikini in what is fucking inappropriate…who should inspire all you fat chicks to not eat that cake…not even just a bite…cuz every time you do it…you look like this weak person medicated herself into fatness…

Unless she’s like so many of you, who think…I’ll start my diet on the 1st….when they never fucking do….cuz you’re all full of shit…literally from all the food.

Happy New Year fuckers.

[IMAGE REMOVED DUE TO THE PAPARAZZI BUT THEY WERE FUNNY]

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2013

01

Jan

Amanda Byne’s Artistic New Years Instagram Pic of the Day

Thanks to instagram…people can finally be the inner artist they’ve always been but never had the means to show the world…you know cuz real photography comes with a shitty camera phone and some shitty filters….and a girl willing to take pics of herself as Amanda Bynes proves with this titty shot….in the midst of her falling off crazy breakdown weirdness….she’s here to say “I am an artist….and you can’t take that away from me”….with pics of her titties…I am into this.

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2013

01

Jan

Milla Jovovich White Bikini of the Day

Milla Jovovich is in a white bikini….and she looks fucking awful for Milla Jovovich which is probably amazing for most bitches cuz most bitches aren’t Milla Jovovich who may or may not be 100 year old…but who definitely seems like she is…cuz I don’t remember a time before Milla Jovovich existed…but in my defense…I do a lot of drinking and drugs……

I love white bikinis, even when they are dry, even on old moms, even when I’m not masturbating…

My New Years Resolution is to ruin her marriage, send her kids to boarding school and have sex with her all day. HAPPY NEW YEAR….

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2013

01

Jan

Karina Smirnoff in a Bikini in Miami of the Day

Looks like Karina Smirnoff’s got new face…not that her old one really mattered…you see cuz she’s some mom who was on Dancing with the Stars and sure maybe middle America….you know all those welfare recipients and walmart cashiers who fucking love the shit cuz the closest city to them is 18 hours a way and TV is their only savior….care about who she is, how she’s doing, how skinny she looks in her bikini for some staged bullshit for publicity pics…but I like to think…no one else does….

The funniest thing in all this is that she was hosting a club event for New Years Eve….like she’s some kind of draw or some shit…where people go “OMG KARINA SMIRNOFF IS HOSTING THIS EVEN WE NEED TO BE THERE “….I hear next week the same club booked the 1st castaway on season 4 Survivor and shit’s gonna be bananas….

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2013

01

Jan

Jodie Marsh Bikini Party Continues of the Day

This bitch is onto something….you know she kills the self shot bikini picture harder than any bitch I’ve seen…you know snapping off so many pics of so many different bikinis that must be from her own collection or that she’s getting a kickback from…cuz 5 bikinis a day is pretty fucking high maintenance….but more importantly snapping off 20 pics a minute of herself…cuz these are just the ones that made the cut…is also high maintenance…and I’ll tell you as someone who used to hang with this kind of plastic hooker bitch with a digital camera…watching her take pics of herself over and over was enough to make me want to hate fuck the bitch…

Jodie Marsh isn’t hot, her tits are a joke, but I guess then again so is she, and that’s all part of her appeal.

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2013

01

Jan

Vida Guerra Wishes You a Happy 2013 of the Day

Vida Guerra is so nice to her fans….because she knows she only has a few people who still remember her as her relevance of being the FHM Ass from the 90s…is kinda dwindling…so she does what all girls who are famous for their ass does…and that’s send out a message to those who still care….on her asss…and you know what…it’s 2013 and I love fat asses so why the fuck not endorse this hustle…cuz it’s better than the New Years Eve message I sent my fans….seeing as I have no fans…I just passed out on the floor in my own puke and dog shit…good times.

Happy new Year fuckers.


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2012

31

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

get fit…new years resolutions start now..

I don’t year end review shit…it’s all about the year to come…save the past for socially awkward people past their prime and history professors who can’t get laid…and I guess for victims of sex offense who can’t move on….and broken hearted losers who can’t let go….the future is really what we should focus on….cuz the future has the promise of endless possibility….it’s up to you to take it…and if you don’t, you only have you to blame….

Happy New Year….motherfuckers…may 2013 be better than all the rest…

Here are some links…

A Safe For Work Claudia Galanti Topless Photoshoot is My New Years Gift to You
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Charlie Sheen Drops The Other “F” Bomb At His Club Opening
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Cheerleader Backflip Fail – VIDEO
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Hilarious Ice Rescue
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Sofia Vergara Shares Photo of Herself in Revealing Swimsuit
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Scarlett Johansson Works It Good For Elle
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Sophie Turner’s Ass is Out of Hand
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Krissy is Busty and I Like It (NSFW)
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Jaclyn is On All Fours and I Like It
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Paddleboard Vs Manatee
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We All Want a Girl That Takes It Off and Does What She is Told, No? (NSFW)
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Having Trouble With Body Control? Try Granny Panties
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Petra Cubonova
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Downtown Montreal Snowboarding
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Oiled Up Teen Rides a Dilso (NSFW)
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You Know If I’m Posting About Zooey Deschanel It’s a Slow Days
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Two Thumbs Up to Arianny Celeste’s Cleavage
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Free Cam Shows For While You’re Sitting At Home Alone Tonight (NSFW)
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Cat Hates Fake Cats
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Anna Friel See Through in London
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And More Kanye West Insanity
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School Girl Strips Down During Class (NSFW)
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Helen Flanagan’s Braless and Slightly See Thru Hooters
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And the Worst Thing to Happen This Year Was….
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The Best of Red Carpet Babes is Sexy Dresses of 2012
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Rollerblading Fail
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Greatest Scientific Breakthroughs of 2012
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Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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HAPPY NUDE YEAR!!!! (NSFW)
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2012! The Year in Pictures – GALLERY
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Russian Plane Crashes on the Highway! Holy Shit – VIDEO
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Jill Martin is in a Bikini
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The Last Slutty Pic Dump of 2012 (NSFW)
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Some Mighty Fine Self Shots (NSFW)
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BAD GIRLS CLUB FIGHTS!!! – VIDEO
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Maggie and Mila Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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A Little Bit of Abbey Brookes (NSFW)
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How About Some Hot Booty Butt Kicks
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oeJackson 2012: Top 10 Beautiful Women Performing Monotonous Tasks
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Dirty Amateur Gets Off in Front of the Camera (NSFW)
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Asslee Simpson is Still Bikining
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Russia Plane Crash Dash Cam
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Holiday Themed High School Sex
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Asian Police Handjob
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New Years Eve Amateur Sex
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Bartender Sex
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Meaty Fucking Pussy
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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2012

31

Dec

Jessica Simpson’s Creepy Half Naked Twitpic of the Day


This disturbs me…while not entirely because it’s still a chick in a bikini…and I guess she’s also a chick putting herself on blast for people to praise her and tell her she is beautiful…because when you’re a fat chick…that only happens when pregnant…not to mention her tits are huge, hormonal and milk filled….cuz her tits are always relatively huge to begin with…something that also comes with being a fat chick…so maybe it doesn’t disturb me at all…even if the concept of women with things growing inside them…is totally unnatural sounding…even if it is the basis of or existence….and totally it just doesn’t make sense to me….and either do the people who find pregnancy erotic….I just assume they are lonely and dream one day they will have a women dumb enough to let this happen…

Ultimately, it doesn’t matter.

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2012

31

Dec

Claudia Galanti See Through Top of the Day

Claudia Galanti is about as low level as the paparazzi get…you know the kind of person they shoot pics of who you don’t quite grasp why they shoot pics of them…like they just chose the loudest bitch in a bikini on the beach….so it is totally expected that an attention whore…like this…with her fake tits….who is only on the beach to have pics like this taken…so it all makes sense and a see through shit is a see through shirt people…take it in…even though I am sure it’ll happen again with this one…


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