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2012

28

Dec

Tulisa Contostavlos in a Sheer Outfit for Sheer Magazine of the Day

When a chubby shitty popstar from the UK who managed to get on Simon Cowell’s radar to host his show instead of babe Cheryl Cole is in a photoshoot wearing a sheer dress….no one should care….and when that chubbyt popstar from the UK who was low level before getting on Simon Cowell’s money making radar starred in a sex tape of her own, giving a decent blowjob, that no one even really cared about…..gets into a sheer dress for some magazine called sheer, who like to keep shit literal…no one should care….yet I am posting it anyway….and I am someone who has see her sex tape a few times…and who has heard and hated her music a few times…and who most importantly has seen her in a bikini a few times…and ultimately I am totally unimpressed by her…yet here I am posting her sheer dress for some magazine…like she matters.

I’m weird and make no sense…. Here are the pics.

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2012

28

Dec

Creepstreet Booty Compilation of the Day

Our partners over on CREEP STREET have a lot of fucking fun….they make clothes, throw parties, have an all around good time and the thing about good times…is that girls love good times…and flock towards good times…and the other thing about girls who love good times…is that they like getting naughty…especially with promises of fame, fortune, exposure, or even a free t-shirt…and with that comes great pics…

The shirt I’ve been rocking the last month is THE TRB …cuz I like three tits…since I have three nipples….but I’d rather be rocking some of these babes….

BUY THEIR CLOTHES

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2012

28

Dec

Sofia Vergara’s Twitter Bikini Body of the Day

Sofia Vergara’s rocking some optical illusion bathing suit for twitter that I assume she has scientists working for her to decidethe best way to package her old lady ass and huge titties for the public…an investment she doesn’t mind splurging on because she’s been using her tits since her teens to get knocked up….and now that she’s not forced to lick brass poles to pay the rent as a hard up immigrant in miami…and is in fact rich…she can splurge on those important things….and I for one thank Santa for that….

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2012

28

Dec

Brandy’s Booty in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s Snoop Lion aka Snood Dog’s first cousin….also known as brother of Ray J….the co-star in the Kim Kardashian sex tape that propelled her to the 100,000,000 dollar a year making pornstar….also known as Brandy….who was on TV, a singer, and who is now out in a bikini….showing off her 33 year old booty…and that’s really all I gotta say about that…I got no angle on this one…but I am sure you hicks have some racist shit you want to spew as you do…while I just see a nice tan…


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2012

28

Dec

Kelly Brook Scrubbing Floors Like She was Meant To of the Day


The funny thing about big titty celebs, or models, at any fucking level, you know just as long as they are making a living off their tits, is that they have no other marketable skillset, and they are only making the millions every year because of a giant set of tits, and rich men’s love for big tits, you know so that they can pay the bitch to showcase the shit…

So if she didn’t have these tits, she’d likely be scrubbing floors, because that’s the only kind of work uneducated girls can get, and that’s not to offend any cleaning ladies out there, it is just to say besides being a hooker, this one’s got limited options…so it’s nice to see her paying tribute to that….or maybe this is just her way of saying she’s 40 and ready to run a household like she’s not gonna get knocked up by a billionaire, even though her last 20 years of work has been to recruit a billionaire suitor….all a bunch of hookers.

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2012

28

Dec

Joanna Krupa’s Ass on Paddleboard in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder how many times I can write about Joanna Krupa being a failed model, who managed to work her way into whatever it is she’s worked herself into, one dick at a time….but I’m gonna do it again…

She was a Maxim model, who likely made 100,000 dollars a year for the last 15 years, until getting the right agent, to squeeze her into Dancing With the Stars, as the eye candy, for miserable husbands everywhere to gawk while their fat wives made them watch the shit….even though she was hardly a celebrity….but a Maxim model….who made less than 100,000 dollars a year….

That network push propelled her into the mainstream, every small town person who watches DWTS started to care about her…leading to Real Housewives of Miami…a gig that is better suited for her…cuz she’s a hooker….even if she was also a destined to be a dancer prior to getting on the show…a girl’s gotta pay her bills…with her fake tits…anyway she can…

Now she’s doing a little paddleboarding in a white bikini…


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Posted in:Joanna Krupa

2012

28

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here are some morning…pre New Years Ever…if you celebrate that shit….which I assume you do…because society kinda forces it on us and we have little to no control over date and time….it’s a fucking conspiracy I tell ya…the man has his hand wrist deep up our ass…

Here are some links…

Hula Hooping in Yoga Pants, Nuff Said – VIDEO
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Super Human Strength Kinda Blew My Mind
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Bruce Jenner Needs to Break Out of the Jail That Is His Life
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Faceplants – A Compilation
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BEST OF 2012: Leighton Meester’s Butt
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Maggie Gyllenhaal is Dull But Here She is Anyways
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Foot Soldiers x Claudia Sampedro Air Jordan XI Photoshoot
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Free Cam Shows Will See You Off Into the Weekend (NSFW)
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Home Alone Teen Rubs One Out (NSFW)
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Master Hoaxer: Sandy Hook Shooter’s ‘Uncle’ is Also K-Fed’s ‘Brother’
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Krystal Will Make Any Bad Day Better (NSFW)
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Best Ping Pong Shots of 2012
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2012

28

Dec

Rihanna “Caught” Nude and Changing Bikinis of the Day

It is safe to say that I am probably going to get sued for posting these pics, you know like I used to get sued, back when I still mattered, you know when this shit was actually funny cuz it was legit and not staged by the celebs begging for attention…

You know cuz Rihanna is an exhibitionist, she’s already leaked nudes, she’s constantly fucking with the media with her Chris Brown fake abuse, boyfriend, ex boyfriend, unstable relationship shit, so she likely doesn’t give a fuck that these happened…you know it comes with the selling your soul territory..

But the creepy paparazzi who took the pic likely does, and I expect them to be removed sooner than later, so take them in, absorb them, love them and make love to yourself while looking at them…

I can’t say this is the last time you’ll see her naked, but it is the first time you have in a while…

And if this isn’t in fact Rihanna at her ocean side villa not giving a fuck about paparazzi, but a look a like in a similar villa, this post automatically be became racist…I don’t think all black people look the same…I swear..

Here are the fun pics…and I like them…she’s a bit of a babe…isn’t she…thank god this isn’t a horror movie where she’s the first to be killed off cuz I want more!!! GIVE ME MORE!!


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I’m drunk. The paparazzi is gonna hate me….more than they already do…..but I can’t Help but like seeing CELEBS FUCK

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

27

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

People always get mad at me for saying I love natural disasters…you know the earth’s revenge on mankind for fucking with it….but it’s just science and I figure it’s a better way to go than cancer I got from corporate produced garbage…not to mention it is exciting and gives us the opportunity to test our survival skills…I don’t think it makes me a bad person that I am on the Earth’s side….especially if I am prepared to hand to hand combat and eat rats to survive when we run out of our food sources…

Here are some stepLINKS….in some serious fucking snowy snow storm….

EST OF 2012: Milla Jovovich Went Commando
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Introducing: Tom Cruises Next Beard
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Twins in Bikinis….
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Elizabeth Berkley Ass in Tight Pants for Old Times…
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Claudia Galanti -She’s Alright
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Maggie Gyllenhaal Looks Inbred
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Dog Jams to Wu Tang
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Best News Bloopers of 2012
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Ultimate Trampoline Fails – A Compilation – VIDEO
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Camille Rowe Captured in Sexy Photo Shoot by Ellen von Unwerth
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Hana Nitsche And Kimora Lee’s Friendly Bikini Date
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Rob Kardashian is a Fucking Idiot of the Day
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Victoria is a Perfect 10 That’s For Sure (NSFW)
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Jordan Carver is Easy on the Eyes As Always (NSFW)
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‘Blazing Django’ – Mel Brooks Meets Tarantino in Awesome Mash-Up – VIDEO
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Girlfriend turns Herself Into a Birthday Cake (NSFW)
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David Letterman Shuts Jay Leno Down
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WTF Photos of the Day – GALLERY
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Guess That Ass!!!
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Free Cam Shows, So Enjoy It! (NSFW)
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5 Advent Videos Featuring Models Wearing Lingerie (NSFW)
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Young Girl Plays With Herself, Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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Nicki Minaj’s Mega Ass in See Thru Tights (SITE NSFW)
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Fuck Off Weight Watchers
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When I’m Posting Pictures of Beyonce Standing Next to a Bus, You Know It’s a slow Day
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Miley Cyrus Smokes Cigarette in Flashy Black and White Pants (PHOTOS)
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Celebrity Deaths: 2012 Famous Deaths List
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Kennedy is More Than Just a Pretty Face (NSFW)
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Nibbling on This Babes Nipples (NSFW)
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Aggressive Caroling is The Only Way to Christmas Carol, If You Ask Me – VIDEO
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Best News Bloopers of 2012 – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Hooker Claudia Romani in a Bikini
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Crazy Traffic Reporter
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Kate Upton in a bikini – Is Fat
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Chelsea Lately Sucks Up to Reese Witherspoon
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Pigs Sing Death Metal
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Cross Eyed Puppy
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A Little Suicie Girl Hotness (NSFW)
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A Gallery of Drunk Sluts is Exactly What We Need (NSFW)
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Rumor Control: The Craziest, Most Outrageous, Unbelievable Rumors Of 2012
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A Little Bit of Sunshine, Trust Me (NSFW)
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Make That Booty Clap (NSFW)
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2012 MoeJackson Year in Review: The Best Bikini Pics! (Since June)
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Big Boobs, Great Pussy, Nuff Said (NSFW)
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Stephanie Seymour Hit the Beach Again
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Well, Hello There Ashlee Simpson’s Butt In A Bikini
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Gracie Cavalho in her Lingerie
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Pervert Gameshow Host
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Stephanie Seymour is Magical
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Mariah Carey’s Family Photo is Not Hot
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Bazooka Fail
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Best Ping Pong Shots of 2012
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Flexible Girl Fucks
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Skinny Contortionist
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Keri Tastes Her Panties
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Amateur GF Hard Masturbate
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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2012

27

Dec

Mila Kunis in Esquire Dec 2012 of the Day

I am not the kind of creepy fan boy who gets emotional about who any of these twats dates, you know like the guy who carves life size models of their favorite celebrity out of their 8 year dried semen reserve, to fuck, sleep with and marry in fake ceremonies in their mom’s basement…but I just can’t stand Ashton Kutcher, whether he makes 30 million dollars a year or not, he annoys me….and the fact that she is locked into him, and will likely marry him and have his demon spawn, makes her a facilitator, or an enabler, when really his genetic line should end there…

That said, it’s made her far less of a babe to me, but luckily for her, she’s still a fucking babe.

Here are some hot pics from esquire…

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