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2012

27

Dec

Brandi Glanville’s Christmas Photoshoot of the Day


Brandi Glanville is the low level groupie who got knocked up by a low level actor before he cheated on her with superstar LeAnn Rimes, sex addict with fake tits and a serious stripper look, and who managed to make a career for herself, proving that the media is run by a bunch of fucking tabloid fueling, suck up, pieces of shit who have little to know balls or creativity, but who instead take what they see in the tabloids and figure “good enough for TV, even though she’s not good enough to work as a fucking waitress at the diner”…..it makes no sense to me…but I figure I might as well post her Christmas pics that are rumored to be show a week after she got her breast cancer tumor removed….in what makes her the best fucking cancer patient in the game….cuz wha tit comes down to is that with twats like this…it’s all about the storyline, the scandal, the controversy to keep people interested and I think it is safe to say, she’s full of shit….


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2012

27

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Now that Christmas is over and Boxing Day is over…I have absolutely nothing to talk about…I guess I could talk about the year in review like every other site is doing…or but I hate the past and believe strongly in repressing it…..I could talk about the Shark Tank Breaking in a Shanghai Mall, that part of me wishes happened more local, to punish all you idiots for buying into stupid boxing day hype ….but it just makes me sad, since 3 sharks died in the making of that video….

That said…I’ll figure it out…here are some morning stepLINKS….the Holiday Season Hangover edition.

BEST OF: America’s Funniest Home Video Bloopers – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Katy Perry Has Some Sort Of Skeeve Fetish
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More Fun With Christmas Lights – VIDEO
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LOL Cat Video of the Days
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BEST OF 2012: When Christina Hendricks Got Hacked
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Guess Who’s Gettin Married…
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We Tumblforya: Models on Instagram
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Free Cam Shows, You Know What to Do (NSFW)
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Apparently This Slut is a Virgin (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Jessica Szohr
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I’d Pay Anything to Get a Piece of Penny (NSFW)
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Meet the Christmas NINJA! – VIDEO
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2012

26

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I hope you got into horrible debt buying shit you didn’t need because it was on such an amazing deal from it’s already inflated Christmas shopping price…you fucking white trash idiot…getting controlled by the man without even knowing it…

That said, Buy some SWEATSHOP STEPFATHER T-SHIRTS …..cuz they are always on deal….

That said, what the fuck is this Dutch Christmas Striptease for kids…

That said, here are some links…

BEST OF 2012: Shakira’s Butt Has A Bikini In It
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Bai Ling Pissing is News of the Day
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Beer Bottle Xmas Caroling….Like it was Still Xmas
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Jessica Simpson Confirms Pregnancy in a Weird Fucking Way
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Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer – Metal Collab
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AMY SMART ASS IN JEANS….
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Bow and Arrow with Human Target
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Some Panda Cuteness Because I’m Still Drunk From Christmas and Haven’t Gone Back to Hating the World Yet
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25 Girls You Were Crushing On in 1992
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Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers And India Reynolds, Oh My!
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Thigh Highs + Hot Girls = Win (21 Pics) (NSFW)
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Nina is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Are the Best Boxing Day Deal You Will Find, Trust Me
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Look Out!: The 10 Worst New Year’s Fireworks Fails
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The Zuckerbergs Get a Taste of Their Own Medicine When It Comes to PRIVACY
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Jodie Marsh is Still Disgusting
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Black Eyed Peas – Christmas Light Show Cuz Hearing them On the Radio isn’t Bad Enough…
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Santa Smashes Face on Rim
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COCO Performing In PeepShow Looking FAT
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Daniel Craig is Most Stylish Guy of the Year
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Christmas Bloopers
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Sexy Amateur Oils Herself Up (NSFW)
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A Little Naomi Watts, Just Because
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Mellissa is Super Sexy By the Water (NSFW)
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This Whole Collection of Miranda Kerr Will Kee You Busy For Awhile (Some NSFW CONTENT)
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THROBACK: Miley Cyrus See Through with Balck Bra, Yaow! (SITE NSFW)
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Miley Cyrus X Blow Up Doll Sex Tape Coming in 3…2…1..
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This Girl is a Public Slave (NSFW)
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Gwenyth Paltrow’s Kid Looks Unhappy
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Nicki Minaj Busts Out of Dress During NYC Christmas Extravaganza (PHOTOS)
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Kaye Upton is Always Easy on the Eyes
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the Best TV Shows of 2012
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I’d Like to Be All Over Maddy (NSFW)
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Christmas Photobombing.
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Scary Movie 5 Trailer
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NICKI MINAJ HAS BIG TITS
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Demi Lovato’s Tribute to the Newtown Murdered Kids
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Farting on Christmas Shoppers
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I Wish I Was Santa, Because This Gift Belongs to Him (NSFW)
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THE DUCK KNOWS THINGS TRUST ME
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Asian Christmas Tattoo Prank
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Celebslam Presents: Santa’s Naughty and Nice List
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Saraj Jean Underwood is Easy on the Eyes
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Accident While CAroling, Ooops – VIDEO
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Throwback Footage Of Kim Kardashian Booty Shaking At Las Vegas Pssycat Dolls Show! [Video]
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Sheila and Janessa Get It On
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Top Five: Xmas Porno From The Pornhub Network!!
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2012 MoeJackson Year in Review: HELLOOOOO BARBARA PALVIN!!
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Check Out These Super Huge Tits (NSFW)
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KEVIN FEDERLINE’S BROTHER CLAIMS HE IS THE FATHER OF BRITNEY SPEARS’ OLDEST SON
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Hot Skinny Blonde Fucked By Old Man
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Horrible Fat Lesbians.
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Femdom Handjob!
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Mature enough to Know Better
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The Worst 3-Some in the Game
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Fat Chick Sucks Dick Like it Is Cake….
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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2012

26

Dec

Doutzen Kroes Early with Half Naked Xmas Pics of the Day

I want to have sex with this Holiday picture of Doutzen Kroes…because it is just a picture and not actually her…cuz the actual her has a kid…and everyone knows girls with kids…even if they bounce back with their bodies…have shitty loose fitting vaginas….which isn’t saying much since my micropenis finds all vagina loose fitting…but that doesn’t mean I like lookin’ at it flap in the fucking wind…on set at the photoshoots she gets overpaid on….even if I kinda like fisting it…Guilty pleasures…..

Either way, she’s a solid 364 days early on this shit….but I’ll still look cuz she’s half naked.

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2012

26

Dec

Slutroulette Takes Over Nudity on Chatroulette

Finally there is an 18+ version of Chatroulette. Where people can be naughty, nude and even masturbate without the risk of getting banned! Since they launched the adult version, more then 10.000 horny Chatroulette girls have opened an account. Is Slutroulette real? Yes. Do I need to create a new account? Yes for age verification.

Go to Slutroulette!

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2012

26

Dec

Olivia Black Fired from Pawn Stars for these Nudes of the Day

I watch Pawn Stars, don’t remember this Olivia Black girl, I guess she’s in the new season and it turned out she got fired, and not for being morbidly obese, but for NUDES!!!!

The mainstream media is so uptight. They try to stay Christian, pretending that everything is wholesome, meanwhile the whole entertainment industry is based on very seedy fucking behavior, from sex and drugs and greed and money….not to mention any “clean” website or network always have a smutty underbelly, from Google’s number 1 search term being porn, to facebook’s number one purpose being finding ex flings to cheat on your wife or to wack of to people you’ve met in bikinis, to youtube weird fetish videos…that don’t have nipple so they are considered wholesome, but do have spitting in each other’s faces….all while the execs are fucking aspiring actresses, and the evangilists are fucking little boys on meth, while the whole thing is fueled by cocaine…I just wish people were more honest…

You see cuz Pawn Stars just fired this Olvia Black girl for being a suicide girl, like it matters, like getting nude on the internet matters, like shit is meant to punish you and follow you for fucking life, for getting fucking NAKED>..

While Kim Kardashian fucks black dudes without condoms on the internet, and it is spun into her being a victim…

So the lesson here is, only get naked if you’re gonna take black cock without a condom, and if you have a powerful PR team in hollywood and Ryan Seacrest on your side…

Cuz nudes will get you fired while amateur porn makes you 100,000,000 a year…

Fucking assholes run this world….

HERE IS THE STORY

Here are some of the pics….there are more out there, cuz once a Suicide Girl…always a suicide girl…..most of these girls don’t even get paid to do this….but it pays for this one to do it…cuz look at everyone talking to her and masturbating to her vagina today!!!

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2012

26

Dec

AJ and Aly Michalka in Some Onesie Long Underwear of the Day

In this day and age – we are so obsessed with girls being naked, or half naked, you know stripping down and showing bikini or panties, or bare asshole spread so I can imagine tonguing it as the other one licks my ass as she jerks me off….

But you know what, sometimes, it is nice to switch things up a bit, and dress a bitch up, so that something’s left to the imagination, while being nice and cute, in what is some pretty form fitting onsie pajamas or long underwear, that scream “this is my kind of Christmas, I fucking love sisters modeling their presents for the internet”….

So that’s why I think this is a dawn of a new age….a new beginning….of porn and that is “Girls in Onsies”….you see cuz if this gets me excited….despite being weird…it is the future….a new trend in porno….at least that’s what I am trying to do with it right now…

Thanks sisters…

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2012

26

Dec

Carrie Keagan Bikini Vacation Twitpics of the Day

Carrie Keagan is an irrelevant TV Host in her 30s – who has been in some TV shows and some movies…but who is ultimately in low budget cable shit…and now she’s posting bikini pics on twitter…for her fans…or to get noticed…because ultimately, she should be posting vagina pics in this last haul of her sex appeal on her ride into her 40s…if ever she wants to be household like the people she interviews and talks about in her “career”…and here are her bikini pics to encourage her to keep up the good work…but to step up her efforts…cuz she can do this if she just tries…

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2012

26

Dec

Jennifer Aniston BikinI Crotch Shot of the Day


Every now and then I think it is important to stare at Jennifer Aniston’s vagina in a bikini bottom, to try to understand why no one wants to knock her up, when even disgusting girls get knocked up, there must be something very wrong with her uterus, or maybe she just does it greek, cuz anal is the best form of birth control, and anal, if done right, can make a bitch cum more than a numb vagina can….and anal is part of her heritage…but I like to think that the real reason she’s an old maid…isn’t her cunt, but the fact that she is a cunt….discuss.


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2012

26

Dec

Maria Menounos Pervs Out on Santa of the Day

I DON’T WANT CHRISTMAS TO EVER END!!!!

I know that Christmas is so yesterday, you know a thing of the past, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make it Christmas all year round, you know because this year, more than any other year, I’ve MASTURBATED TO MORE SANTA PORN …because Santa is in a power position, even if he’s a creep who breaks into your house, has a weird ranking system of who the naughty girls and boys are, who he DOMS out on by not giving them gifts, and make all kids sit on his lap, but with that strategy, he leaves a warm place in the hearts of all, cuz he’s marketed himself well….and kids, if they don’t die of cancer or eventually become legal age….or more importantly, have single, or slutty horny moms…..where they like to show their gratitude for the good memories, like Maria Menounos is, wearing this little tight skirt….so next year, I won’t be humiliated when forced to work as a Mall Santa….cuz I am pretty much a homeless drunk…something they look for in the gig.


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