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2012

26

Dec

Hana Nitsche Nude Modeling of the Day

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Hana Nitsche is some Russell Simmons hooker…and people are talking about her like she matters…because people are obviously bored as fuck and have nothing going on in their own lives….where they distract themselves with nonsense….low level nonsense because who Russell Simmons puts his penis inside…because sure he’s a billionaire and active on twitter…but ultimately, he doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of the world and thus his harem of hookers, or the fact that they all spend Christmas together…shouldn’t be headlines on gossip blogs….or matter either…cuz hookers do what they are told if you are paying

His latest hooker in her 20s, the one who replaced so many other hookers in her 20s, is out on the beach in St Barts with him and his ex hooker, the hooker smart enough to get knocked up by him, and the real story in that is that she was a nude model…and here are the pics…

Here are some pics of her he put on twitter – proving she’s not a hooker….

Here are the pics…

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2012

26

Dec

Jennette McCurdy’s Got a Tight Dress on of the Day

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Jennette McCurdy is some wholesome actress from iCarly who is 20 and reinventing herself the way I like girls to reinvent herself….and I am not talking about her country music bullshit career…I am talking about posting some serious short tight dress that I guess she wore to church, like a good Christian this Christmas, you know to excite the congregation, before gracing them with her gift from the lord…her ability of song.. you know…wholesome Booty shots…with a booty hanging out of her dress..the gateway to a vagina that she’s willing to use to get ahead while tricking the rest of the world to thinks she’s a good Jesus loving girl their kids should follow and sign up to….just trying spread the word of the lord…and by the lord I mean the good lord let’s see more of this country singing booty…..

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2012

26

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Photographer Gets Models to Wish a Happy Holidays of the Day

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His name is Ben Watts. he’s a Victoria’s Secret photographer, which pretty much means, he shoots the Victoria’s Secret models all year round, in what some of you may find the most exciting job in the world, because models all fuck the photographer, you know for better angles and all that shit that makes them look the best that they can, it turns girls on when they meet a guy who makes them look hot…all photographers get hot girls…

I feel like Victoria’s Secret creative directors give the photographers about half an inch of creative leeway – you know cuz all their pics look the shitty fucking same…and this motherfucker is the one doing it…they probably pay shit…since everyone wants to be doing this….

On the flip side, the models aren’t all corporate, they trust him as a friend, he’s not all corporate, and his memory cards probably have so much pussy and nip slip, making Ben Watts a fucking hero amongst men, and not just cuz he’s getting flown around with these bitches, but cuz he’s wrist deep in them….and here they are doing a happy holidays message for him in which he sends to his friends and says “my job is better than yours”….now someone hack his hard drive and send me the goods…cuz I’m too lazy to try to be friends with him.

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2012

26

Dec

Miley Cyrus Christmas Pajama Erotic of the Day

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It’s not Christmas unless Miley Cyrus is in some Leopard print onsie pajamas, and silly Santa hat, rockin’ a Santa Beard…..you know being all silly for Christmas….that for some reason I find erotic..cuz I am a fucking pervert and can only think about undoing the ass flaps and giving her the greatest gift a man can give a woman…dick in ass as to not mess up their sacred Vagina…as far as I’m concerned…Miley Cyrus is a babe….

Miley Cyrus decided to post this video singing Jolene a while ago….because she is a singer yo!

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2012

26

Dec

Elsa Hosk Random Titty Photoshoot of the Day

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I should be dating Elsa Hosk – you know because I want to fuck her…but I’m not…because we’ve never met…but I am sure if I was a janitor in her high class apartment..or if I was a bus boy at one of her high end restaurants…or if I worked in the shipping department of one of her clients…or the mail room in the building her agency was in….nothing would keep us apart and she’d be all about me…cuz that’s how soul mates work people.

If you don’t know who she is, she walked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show the last two years….

If you’re wondering…I feel like I am soul mates with anything with a vagina…

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2012

26

Dec

Lara Stone’s Big Old Titties for Vogue Russia of the Day

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Russia is fun. They take big busty babes and make them available for purchase….and if those big busty babes aren’t Russian and don’t need to be sold to escape communism to get to America…they take them titties and put them on blast…disguised as high fashion….works for me…cuz I like big titties…especially on models who are supposed to be eating disorder ridden…even when they are Lara Stone who tried to sue me…

That said, shouldn’t you be out getting deeper in debt to buy shit you don’t need – like electronics? What the fuck you up here for…freak.

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2012

26

Dec

JoJo’s Not so Exciting Workout Pics of the Day

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Christmas is over fatty…time to get in shape…or pretend to get in shape cuz that’s everyone’s new year’s resolution and you are typical…you know some thing to disappoint yourself and be let down over….everytime you face that pie you are pretending you can’t eat…only that you take 5 pieces of when you break down and give into your cravings…you weak pathetic person….

You should just give up on me, and focus your energy on watching girls work out instead, cuz fit girls turn me on, especially in their tights, and seeing them sweat just makes me think how could they can fuck without getting wiped out…..

So let’s get my new years resolution of watching babes work out more than I did last year started this glorious boxing day – with Jojo…the stupidest name in the game….even if Jojo isn’t exactly what I’d call the fittest ass I’d wanna see squat….but who cares…right?

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2012

26

Dec

Irina Shayk’s Bikini Pics for 2013 of the Day

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Irina Shayk is a fucking babe….and I don’t care how many gay guys she had to pretend to date to get to the cover SI…I am just glad her hustled worked out for her…so that I can stare at these motherfuckin’ titties….half naked…promoting bikinis..which is a way better job then working the brothel she was working what her soccer playing champion’s staff recruited her and made her a “model”….

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2012

26

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s BOXING DAY MOTHERFUCKERS and you best be out buying things you don’t need cuz they are on sale from the inflated prices they just made you pay in efforts to back you in the corner to buy buy buy for Christmas day….knowing very well they were gonna do this to you….while you just buy into it and want to buy buy buy the latest bullshit…but if you’re like me and too poor for that shit…here are some stepLINKS….the Christmas hangover edition…

And Now, The Worst Movie Death Scene Ever – VIDEO
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Holly is a Pasadena Princess (NSFW)
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Shia LaDouche is Banging a Toddler With No Eyebrows
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Now We’re Supposed To Believe Tom Cruise Is Banging Malin Akerman’s Sister. Her Female Sister.
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Pranking in a Hedge Maze! Yessss! – VIDEO
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Naughty Naughty Native Americans – A Gallery
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Ben Affleck Will Not Be Your Next Senator
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Santa Baby: 25 Photos of Sexy Women in Santa Suits
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Free Cam Shows, Best Boxing Day Around
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Asian Girl With a Shaved Pussy (NSFW)
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World’s Richest Lottery ‘El Gordo’ Pays Out $3.3 Billion Jackpot
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Brooke is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)s
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Just a Regular Old Armless Ping Pong Game. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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2012

25

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Christmas is over. I am so sad…because I fucking love Christmas….

Now I don’t know what to talk about, or what to look forward to.

I don’t know what shitty gift try to save up for to buy and disappoint my wife who I hate with….

I don’t know who I’ll fake being excited to hear from…

I don’t know how I’ll interact with less bitter store clerks…or who I am going to say Happy Holiday to…

I don’t know what lonely single middle-aged women to seduce with the “So you’re alone for the holidays” angle….

Another year older…and another Christmas over…just memories we will soon forget…but I fucking love Christmas….so Merry Christmas to all….*the non jews* and to all a good night…filled with back alley blowjobs!! Tis always the season…

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Bai Ling Thought It Would Be Nice to Give This Pi
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Wishing You a Very Slutty Christmas From the Ukraine – VIDEO
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Fun With Christmas Photobombing – VIDEO
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25 Depressing Family Christmas Cards
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Jodie Marsh XXXMas Bikini Pictures
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This Christmas Scrooge Doesn’t Want to Be Bothered – VIDEO
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And a Little Christmas Nudity, For You Pleasure (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Because I Know You’re Spending Your Christmas Alone, Loser (NSFW)
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Heavy’s Hottest Babes of 2012
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If Your Twat Does This, You Should Probably See a Doctor
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Jessica Simpson Confirms She’s a Fat Lazy Shit That Will Do Anything to Get Out of a Contract
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Celeb Sluts Love Santa – PHOTOS
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Rosetta is Your Busty Queen (NSFW)
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Claudia Galanti Bikini Nip Slip – (NSFW)
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Kinky Teen Gets Herself Off on Video (NSFW)
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Yeah I’d Bang Robin Wright and Her Boy Haircut
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Jennifer Nicole Lee See Thru White Dress (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Jennifer Aniston is Christmas Bikining
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The Dumbest Movie Sequel Titles Ever
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Some Christmas Pussy Passion (NSFW)
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SO MANY CHRISTMAS TITTIES
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Cruelest Prank Ever? Possibly – VIDEO
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Christmas Story – A Remix – VIDEO
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Alex Morgan is in a Bikini
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Christmas Trick Shots Anyone? (SITE NSFW)
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Thanks, I Guess: Top 10 Unwanted Christmas Gifts
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Beverly and Hollywood Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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And Now For Christmas, A Classic (NSFW)
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Barbara Palvin Models For Italian Retailer Replays
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All I Want For Christmas is a Dirty Latin Slut
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Jewish Girl Fucks and Sucks for Christmas
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Jewish Girl Crotch Watching for Christmas
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Santa’s Little Helper Takes Two Dicks
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10 Chicks 1 Dick for Christmas
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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