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2012

24

Dec

Christy Turlington’s My Girlfriend of the Day


Christy Turlington is my girlfriend…sure it’s not official…I’ve just started promising her the world of my romance…you know holding hands and gazing into each other’s eyes…til the end of time….because she’s a beautiful ex-model, current model, doing model shit modeling….into her 40s and still looking sexy to me…but I could just be saying that because I am blinded by love….and here she is modeling for who fucking cares…I’m going back to her instagram to plot how I am going to ruin her happy marriage…

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2012

24

Dec

Kimora Lee Simmons Hot Body in a Bikini of the Day


I have a thing for gold digging hookers in bikinis in luxurious places with their kids that secured their gold digging status…and made them seem like they aren’t gold diggers at all…you know since you brought the gold’s kids into the world….and pretended to front his clothing line and shit….so that it seems like she’s not spending their ex husbands money…but spending money they’ve earned with their vagina….especially when they are old….it’s like finding expired milk in the fridge…past it’s prime…but still worth smelling to see if it will make you sick…only with more implants…

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2012

24

Dec

Ariana Grande in a Bodysuit of the Day

Ariana Grande is some cam whore, at least that’s what I think she is, cuz I follow her on TWITTER and she’s always coordinating cam shows…and since the only cam show I know requires a girl to be masturbating, using the fuck machine, squirting or even getting fucked….that’s that only thing I can possibly imagine her doing on those cam shows I don’t watch but that she advertises…and when I see pics of her in a leotard…posing like a hipster in a leotard…something that probably woulda got me hard years ago when I had a leotard fetish…but that is now just standard outfits thanks to every popstar and the girl who imitates them….

Either way, it’s on some entry level amateur pornography….and I like it….even if I don’t know who this is.

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2012

24

Dec

Emmy Rossum in a Hot Tub of the Day


Emmy Rossum is the fucking worst….and not because she GETS NAKED ON TV …that’s actually the only thing I don’t mind about her…I mean that and her willingness to get naked like a stripper to get ahead…in her shitty career…but when she’s just in a hot tub for instagram…something she blocked me from…cuz she’s obviously an insecure little twat who knows she’s not as hot as the public thinks she is….you know low grade…only tell me nice things cuz I need to be reassured…kinda girl…

And here she is in a hot tub in a bikini to…real exciting.

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2012

24

Dec

Sarah Harding Models Bikini of the Day

I don’t know when these bikini pics of Sarah Harding in a bikini for a clothing line that looks like it would be sold in the projects at a tanning salon….you know my quality clothing…that give you rashes and that turn you into a welfare, mom of 5, back alley cocksucking hooker….but that may be because I don’t know who Sarah Harding is…and I know that’s repetitive shit…and that I could just use google to find out…but I figure it’s Christmas eve…do that your fucking self.

Here are the pics.

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2012

24

Dec

Rihanna Turns me On of the Day


Rihanna is in Barbados smoking blunts and documenting it for the internet and her fans…and as much as I like seeing a half naked body…smoking weed…or doing anything that impairs judgement and makes them easier to trick into sex…I do have to question her hustle…and not because I believe you should be a good citizen and lie to kids…and pretend you don’t smoke weed…and not cuz I think weed is bad….cuz I don’t think you should even be wholesome or a good role model…I just wonder if her fans have the intelligence….to not imitate her….and end up in stupid situations…stupid situations I want to take advantage of so I guess this is a good thing…for the weed culture and movement….you know since weed isn’t bad…and it isn’t the gateway drug…but as a a mainstream, candy coated, pop tart for the masses of morons I expect she fronts like she’s Taylor Swift….it’s part of the candy coated mainstream hustle…you know where getting caught with weed, even though you’re doing heroin everyday and night, would be a career ruiner…now it’s just hip pop….which I guess doesn’t matter cuz I like my scandals with more labia anyway…

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2012

24

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here are some morning Christmas Eve Links…I can’t imagine why you’d be on the internet today..I mean do some last minute christmas shopping…spend time with your family…unless you are Jewish and don’t have family…in which case…go to the mall and watch people scramble…check out sexy store clerks pissed off in retail with their tight little outfits…frequent hotel bars and explore the world of the lonely…make it happen….merry christmas boys and girl…

Fun With Costumes Doesn’t Have to Be Completely Gay, as in Shitty – VIDEO
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Hot Girls Wearing White – A Gallery (NSFW)
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Ronnie Wood is Better Than You Are
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Alex Morgan is Rocking a Bikini
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Annnnnnnnnd There Goes the Cows…. – VIDEO
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This is Why You’re Fat – A Video
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The Poster For STOKER is Intriguing
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The 10 Worst Things Done By Movie Villains on Christmas
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Free Cam Show Sexiness, Gotta Love It (NSFW)
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Tattooed Slut is Getting Herself Off – VIDEO
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Kerry7 Washington
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Leslie Spring is a Breath of Fresh Air (NSFW)
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Christmas Party
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2012

21

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s not the end of the world….no wait it is…and it sucks…

I like Christmas because Christianity on a whole is a religion based on a hooker lying…you know pretending she wasn’t fucking around….”Joseph, I know we haven’t had sex, yes I am still a virgin, I know I’m pregnant and virgins can’t get pregnant, it’s for sure a gift from God”…..and shit went viral…without technology of paternity tests…anything is possible…when you want to believe your wife isn’t cheating on you….or maybe that’s just what God wants us to thing….

Here are some links….

Claudia Galanti Looks Awesome Sucking Dick
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The Reality Stars Who Ruined the World – VIDEO
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J-Woww Implants
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Bikini Fitness – Posing 101
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Kerry Washington See Through for some Magazine
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Drunk Christmas Fail
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Alex Morgan Has Been Hanging Out in Hawaii in a Bikini All Week
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Claudia Romani Knows How To Dress
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Jessica Alba’s Butt Went To Target
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Messing With People Who Text The Wrong Number (11 Pics)
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Aurelia is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Make Life a Better Place (NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan Is Too Pristine To Kiss This Dirty, Nasty Thing
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20 Idiodic Apocolypse Related Tweets
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Be Careful, You’ll Tear Your Vagina (NSFW)
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Kerry Washington is an Uptown Cover Girl (Photo Gallery)
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Scarlett Johansson in Vogue Russia
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End of the World Prank
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Great Gatsby Trailer – Cool
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Lohan Wouldn’t Kiss Charlie Sheen Cuz She Thinks He’s Dirty
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How To Turn on a Snowy Hill
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Siobhan Darke brings a little Pocahontas to Friday (NSFW)
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Busty Queen Roxetta on the Throne (NSFW)
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How About Some Sexy Sophie Turner? (NSFW)
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Slutty Teen Gets Naked in Public (NSFW)
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WWE’s Kelly Kelly See Thru on the Red Carpet
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Some Katie Holmes Just Because
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Meryl Streep, Helen Mirren And Judi Dench Can Have A Seat Now That Kim Kardashian Is Here To Take Their Roles – VIDEO
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Naomi Watts
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The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs
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Cool Newspaper Ad – Seriously.
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Jessica Alba’s Mom Ass in Tight Jeans
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Scarlett Johansson in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof on Broadway
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Gandalf Rides Unicycle
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Bryci is Naked and I Like It (NSFW)
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Perfect Gift For a Girl with No Arms (SITE NSFW)
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Cruelest Prank Ever? Possibly – VIDEO
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This Bull Dog on a Swing Basically Makde My Day
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Demi Moore’s Daughters Are Disgusted With Her
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Slutty GIF Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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A Very Christmassy Random Photo Dump (SITE NSFW)
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4 Dead And 3 Injured After Mass Shooting In Pennsylvania During NRA Press Conference
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Bella Reese and Mia Lelani Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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Posting Nudes Enriching For Youth Aged 18 To 25 – Science!
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Real Shocker: Micaela Schaefer Dressed As A Naughty Angel For Christmas
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God Bless Massive Web Cam Tits (NSFW)
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Cheryl Cole is Looking Hot
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Faceplant!
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More Alex Morgan Paddle Boarding in a Bikini
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Best Crowd Surfing Ever!!
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A Hot Half Naked Pic of Madonna – Yeah I Said It..
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Skater Jumps over 14 Kids
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Christmas Miracle I Call the Part of the Nativity Scene they Left Out- You know where Mary Got Pregnant….
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Ballerina Fucked in Pantyhose
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Accidental Creampie Cuz the Condom Broke – Pregnancy Scare
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Classy Pregnant Sex – But When Is PRegnant Sex Not Classy?
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Young Wife Judy Throwback Amateur VHS Squirt Porn
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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2012

21

Dec

Suzy Favor Hamilton Olympic Trackstar Turned Escort of the Day

I guess it is safe to say that Olympic track and field is not properly funded, or that we’ve hit a recession, or that this Suzy Favor Hamilton chick is horny as fuck and likes getting paid for sex….because in amazing NEWS – a story hit yesterday that she was a 600 dollar an hour Las Vegas Escort….and I guess what it comes down to is that a hooker needs to know how to run, so her ripped body came prepared…made some bank…and now got busted for her sick fucking married chick perversions….

She is a three-time Olympic star and she turned to fucking for 600 dollars an hour….that’s amazing…I love all girls who prostitute themeselves…bvecause I guess we’re all fucking hookers….cuz here she is doing a different kind of prostituting herself back before she escorted for Nike…cuz Nike endorses Escorts….who can run….

Who cares, I guess she does, but I don’t….but I do think she looks hot in her escort agency promo pics….

A lot better than her track and field pics – cuz let’s face it – track girls generally aren’t hot..or the athletes getting the male attention…

It’s a great Christmas story of love, family, and goodwill towards men….

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2012

21

Dec

Jodie Marsh Bikini Action of the Day

Jodie Marsh is in Barbados…doing the rounds like she was Rihanna….you know hitting all the luxurious spots….cuz she’s just a ball of fucking class….now that she has money….and I am only doing it because I have a love for Barbados and feel as though I should promote their lovely beaches…but more importantly…because I love this kind of fake titty stripper trash who should be a gutter porn star, the kind who takes 50 cocks at a time, but who is instead just some trash who gets half naked for money long enough for it to make her a name that can go to luxurious places and not get kicked out for being inappropriate…and disgusting.. She’s old..she’s haggard…she’s amazing…and she’s done


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