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2012

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Dec

Bar Refaeli Models Lingerie of the Day

I used to be into Bar Refaeli, partially cuz I have a jewish girl fetish, they have such good senses of humor…but mainly cuz of her tits….then I realized that with big tits, comes a relatively thick body, and despite her commercial/a-list penis insertion success, I felt…Israel had more to offer in terms of better pussy…this one just marketed herself right.,..but she can still take a good pic and most importantly she is from the promised land…possibly Christ’s incarnate, you know she walks the same streets as Jesus…making her the Christmas Light that will never burn out…even if it’s not as bright as it once was….

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2012

21

Dec

Micaela Schaefer Brings the Christmas Cheer of the Day

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Micaela Schaefer is some 45 year old German attention whore who pretends she’s a model, but who really is just someone in the scene enough to get invited to red carpet events the paparazzi are at, where she always where’s ridiculous half naked outfits….

That said, I think she’s really captured the essence of the Christmas spirit in these pics….I mean when I think of Christmas…this is the vision I see….and if this doesn’t scream Christmas to you…you’re twisted…I mean shit…she’s got a Santa hat on and everything…she must be the real St Nick….

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2012

21

Dec

Sara Underwood and Candace Bailey Suggestive for Social Media of the Day

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First off Candace Bailey doesn’t fucking matter, she’s just an extra in all Sara Jean Underwood pics, whether you like her or not…she’s married to the show’s creator and co-host and that in and of itself makes her absolutely uninteresting – mainly cuz the show is uninteresting…

Second off Sara Jean Underwood has done playboy, I’ve seen her pussy, and this happens to the the internet where I can google those pics, meaning anything she does from that point on clothed, no matter how much mainstream success she gets, will always remain half assed to what actual matters – and that’s seeing her naked….and she knows I am right, otherwise she wouldn’t pose like a hooker or have implants..

That said, when they rub up on each other for attention, they are still hot and that’s why I’m posting this nonsense…

Trust me when I say…it’s got nothing to do with Christmas Miracles…

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2012

21

Dec

Sasha Cohen is a Bendy Figure Skate in Tights of the Day

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Anyone ever jerk off to Figure Skating? I have.

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2012

21

Dec

Arnold Schwarznegger Christmas of the Day

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What the fuck is this – and why is it only going viral today…it is amazing…and I am glad it fucking happened….or was dug up and put out there…Gets me in the holiday spirit..even though I’m already knee deep in it.

If you want Christmas Spirit – check out the VERY MERRY HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

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2012

21

Dec

Kate Moss Bikini Pics of the Day

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I have a crush on Kate Moss…because her ass is like some kind of ancient ruin and I am not just saying that cuz I have Mayans on the brain, I am saying that because, It is old, well traveled and the scars and stories you find on and in it are mysterious…shit scientists need to explore and all I want to do is taste test it….cuz that’s the only kind of scientific research I’m good at…

Here she is – and I think I see nipple – Shocking

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2012

21

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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These Kim Kardashian pics are being marketed as “Shot in December”…and I guess that is believable – because if they had 2 people working on post production of these shots for the last 2-3 weeks – they’d probably have enough time to make her look less fat than her fat ass and belly is…She’s the devil and a pig and the worst thing pop culture has to offer and I guess it wouldn’t be the Christmas season without her fat tits in a bikini….because I am used to disappointment every Christmas….and I never get what I want out of Christmas…like her disappearance…

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2012

21

Dec

Stacey Keibler’s Obscure Possible Bikini for Instagram Pic of the Day

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I do not know if this is Stacey Keibler in a bikini or her friend…but it is two girls in a hammock – gold digging – living the good life cuz they fuck A-Listers…probably at the same time – cuz you gotta make him think you are worth knocking up….and if anyting – even if this is her in a bikini – this is hardly erotic – but you know what – I’ll post it anyway – cuz it’s fucking Christmas

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2012

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Dec

Alex Morgan Bikini Ass of the Day

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Here’s a little muscular Olympic gold winning ass….all strong enough to ride your dick…belonging to Alex Morgan in a bikini and I don’t mind it…because a little muscles never hurt anyone…especially when they are comfortable with their sexuality and appreciate a woman who tones her body in ways that make her ability to bounce on your dick like it was a squat machine all that really matters….

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2012

21

Dec

Emma Clare Gabrielsen in a Topless B&W Photoshoot of the Day

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Emma Clare Gabrielsen doesn’t exist on the internet and thus doesn’t exist in life…because internet is life…we’re all a bunch of robots who communicate through screens…but I guess she’s making effort to make her mark cuz she’s a NEW Model nude modeling.

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