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2012

19

Dec

Sarah Hyland Isn’t 14 for Glamoholic Magazine of the Day

One of two things happened in this Photoshoot with Sarah Hyland, the 12 year old on Modern Family who is actually not 12, but who was probably on hormone therapy by her stage parents, cuz you don’t get on a hit TV show even at 18, without having stage parents who throw you into the shit head first for as money money as they can get…cuz protitution comes in all forms….

So either Sarah Hyland hit puberty….and figured now was as good a time as any to show off her new womanly body….or…..she always had this body and spending time with guestionable character Sofia Vergara, single mother from Colombia turned Emmy Winner….instead of back alley hooker….has been the mother Sarah Hyland has never had…telling her to “show them tits as hard and fast as you can cuz it will open doors for you”…

And whatever the reason for this shoot…I’m kinda happy it happened….cuz I feel less creepy masturbating to her now that I know she’s got her period….

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2012

19

Dec

Kate Moss in her Bikini in St Barths of the Day

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Guess who is a huge fan of Kate Moss and who thinks she’s amazing..with her rockstar, party slut, deadbeat mom, hard drinking cocaine snorting, rockstar fucking lifestyle…coupled with her constant topless modeling….that makes these bikini pics almost uninteresting….and that makes for someone I have never masturbated to, but totally would if involved her sitting on my face…as dirty pussy has the most flavor when it comes to eating….and I love flavor…I’m a foodie like that…you know at least when it comes to pussy…

That said…here is a pic of her earlier in the day….showing her nipple…cuz that’s what she does…that and never letting me down…duh…

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Posted in:Kate Moss

2012

19

Dec

Kaley Cuoco Photoshopped Skinny in Self Magazine 2013 of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco is a chunker…I have seen her on that show…unfortunately…at least once…and I know for a fact THAT SHE IS DUMPY, SLOPPY, HARD NIPPLED AND HAS NO MUSCLE TONE ….making me think modern technology is trying to trick me into thinking her killing John Ritter like she was Courtney Love and he was Kurt Cobain…you know to make people sympathize with her and propel her to hit TV shows…hasn’t lead to some emotional eating…depression…chronic fatigue and overall laziness…not that she directly killed him, it’s just that when she was 18 and on that show…she was a real heartstopper…LOLZ…

That said…those days are behind her….but not if Self Magazine has anything to do with it…

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2012

19

Dec

Daniela Braga Gets Sexy for Nasty Gal of the Day

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When your hipster fashion company is called Nasty Gal, you gotta bring the fucking goods, even if you’ve lost total touch with where you started and are no longer a hipster, but a corporate girl living the life of luxury cuz the world has eaten up and decided sets the trends of tomorrow, even though it’s all shit I’ve seen before and I know nothing about fashion….

Daniela Braga is the model..and althoug I’d prefer more nipple and labia if it was my ideal fashion shoot…seeing a babe on a quad in lace panties…even granny panties…is fucking sexy…

Good job bitches.

Posted in:Daniela Braga

2012

19

Dec

Hayden Panettiere’s a Bikini Clad Vampire of the Day

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Nothing says Christmas marketing campaign like vampires in bikinis…I mean I guess I shouldn’t expect more from some Candy Coated Hollywood child…who grew up to a couple vapid cunt parents and was totally disconnected from reality…I mean shit…just seeing what Hollywood does to people who move to that plastic garbage from small towns is bad enough…to be bred there and think that’s normal…commercialized shit everywhere…nothing cool…anywhere….it’s probably hard to be interesting or creative in how she promotes her bullshit jewelry line…but the good news is that with having a vagina…comes the ability of not having to be with it, cool or ahead of the trends…just get in a bikini with some fucking implants….and you’re good.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2012

19

Dec

Ginger Spice Panty Flash of the Day

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I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want….more labia in this upskirt pic…

Girls be getting soft with their panty wearing..

I get it Ginger Spice…you’re a mom, you’re vagina isn’t in tip top stripping condition like this was the 90s…but this motherfucker wants to see you flapping in the wind…

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2012

19

Dec

Emily Osment Tits for Instagram of the Day

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I don’t know much about Emily Osment, but I do know that she’s got a crazy fan base that send me hate mail everytime I say that she’s actually Haley Joel Osment after his sex stage cuz being a child star fucked him up so hard and the reality that he was no longer cute setting in at a young age, after having an addiction for being wanted…or deemed cute…has led to turning himself into a chick…cuz chicks always get love for being chicks…even when they are ugly…cuz guys are perverts and other girls are too nice to hate on them…..

Here are her hormonally enhanced breast on blast for instagram….wonder when she’ll get nominated for her next Oscar…like it was Sixth Sense all over again…

Posted in:Emily Osment

2012

19

Dec

Bar Refaeli’s Lingerie Photoshoot for Gavin Bond of the Day

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These are supposed to be recent pics of Bar Refaeli for some photographer named Gavin Bond…that I am only posting cuz seeing busty Jewish girls…or any girls…in lingerie…anytime of year…is fun to me…but since I can’t do a pilgrimage to Israel to walk the streets Christ walked…I’ll do the next best thing…and that’s jerk off to someone who was born nearby….think of this as a religious Christmas experience…but with more lingerie and big ol’ tits celebrities get to fuck….

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2012

19

Dec

Edelle Notte Irish Glamour Model Tits of the Day

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I figure…why not give some exposure to some international tits from Ireland….Cuz here at Drunkenstepfather, it doesn’t matter where you’re from, we endorse all international sluts willing to expose tits for pay….cuz it’s a better option than stripping….or because it makes their stripping more lucrative cuz now they are published tits…cuz lets face it…posing topless for free in a magazine one time for exposure…hoping it leads to bigger things…like a soccer playing husband is hardly good enough to pay rent…and bitch only has one real skill set…..and that’s them tits…

Happy St Patrick’s Day in Decemeber…get me some Guinness…some Edelle….with an E people….not with an over-eating disorder and hit album….even those this Edelle is not even hot…if anything that face is scary….pics anyway…you know cuz I guess the people at Zoo needed to find someone and asked the first titty dancer they saw…clearly while drunk…