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2012

18

Dec

Kate Moss Modeling Legs for Stuart Weitzman of the Day


I am not posting these ad campaign pics of Kate Moss for Stuart Weitzman cuz I am sure everyone reading this site is buying Stuart Weitzman shoes this holiday season, you tranny motherfuckers…or fashionista chicks….

I am not posting these because you’re a bunch of fucking creepy perverts, and high heel shoes and really anything feet related is something you like to masturbate to…

I am posting them because I have a crush on Kate Moss, her old lady legs, and her well traveled rockstar fucking, deadbeat mom, cocaine huffing vagina….so I like to keep track on what she’s getting overpaid for.

Posted in:Kate Moss

2012

18

Dec

Let’s Get Excited Over Sara Jean Underwood’s Tight Dress of the Day


I find it weird that people are posting pics of Sara Jean Underwood in her tight dress for Twitter or Instagram….where she’s showing off her tiny body and huge fake tits….because It’s not like she’s a fucking ex-Playboy Nude Model or anything…where a google search will bring you hundred of pics, including labia shots of her…cuz that is how she got into the scene and ended up on TV….making it just weird to me for you to be into her antics, when THESE EXIST ….it’s kinda like jerking off to an ex girlfriend’s wedding pic….instead of jerking off to the pics you have of you fucking her….don’t bother with the fluffy bullshit that distracts from the core essence of what is important….focus on the fucking anus pics…

[galery]

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood

2012

18

Dec

Sophie Lie is Still Modeling Naked of the Day

Sophie Lie is some tall, relatively hot model, who tried the low level celebrity groupie sex route to become a household name, before realizing that no one cares about Josh Hartnett, he existed for a minute…and that minute was a few hours ago, if you know what I mean…

Funny thing is that I have a Josh Hartnett story from a few years ago, when he was filming a movie in Montreal, a girl I know went on a date with him, and all he was talking about for over an hour was his hair and whether she liked it better now than in a previous movie….sounds like he’s lots of fun to hang with…

So now that she’s broken up with him, I guess she’s on the only mission she knows how to get noticed, since plan one, dating someone who was in movies didn’t work, and she didn’t get knocked up, so now it’s down to getting naked…and guess what…I’m noticing…cuz naked girls are the best….

Posted in:NSFW|Sophie Lie

2012

18

Dec

India Reynold’s Lingerie Shoot of the Day


India Reynolds is some Glamour model…and pics of her modeling lingerie were released to the interent in what would be scandalous and shocking if the bitch was a fucking Glamour model who has been posing nude for the last decade…and who prior to posing nude was likely some hooker or stripper…or slut…with awesome tits…and daddy issues…trying to get ahead…

But I’ll post the pics anyway,

Posted in:India Reynolds

2012

18

Dec

Claudia Galanti Taking a Pic of Herself Video of the Day

I don’t know who this “model” Claudia Galanti is…but I have Posted Her South American Ass In a BikinI Often ….because her body…is pretty fucking incredible and I guess she knows it because why else is she on the beach of Miami parading herself around…possibly looking for a husband to make her American so that she can get paid to be working it…even though she probably is alredy vagina deep with a rich dude who is balls deep in her…cuz otherwise that’d be a waste of ridiculously awesome body….

Here is the video….of her taking pics of herself…cuz even when she’s not modeling for pay…she doing it….even if she’s gotta be the fucking photographer…cuz she knows a good thing when she sees it i guess….and I know I love these kinds of chicks taking selfies…cuz I know it means that phone has nudes that are just one bitter boyfriend away from being leaked.


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Posted in:Claudia Galanti

2012

18

Dec

On the 12th Day of stepXMAS my Hooker Gave to Me….

Some Awesome Mad Creepy T-Shirts cuz girls never admit it, not even hookers, but they all love fucking creeps….

Everything is amazing when Super Modeled by…THE AMAZING AND LOVELY VERONICA VICE

TO SEE THE REST OF THE TITTY PICS
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TO SEE THE VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE….
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Posted in:stepXMAS

2012

18

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was forced into seeing The Hobbit last night by a friend of mine who was convincde the amount of socially awkward, asian, nerd, weird, awkward pussy would be bountiful….unfortunately, it was just a bunch of virgin loser dudes and the room smelled of stale semen…it was the worst experience of my life…even worse than when I was gang raped in a gym lockerroom….because fantasy hollywood shit…is just that…shit..

How’s that for a movie review? I should start a movie review site.

Here are some morning links….

90’s Dance Anything is Horrible and Let’s Laugh at It Forever – VIDEO
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Words of Advice of the Day
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Heidi Klum Body Painted
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A Puppy Video to Warm the Coldness of Your Heart – VIDEO
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15 Cute Butts That You May See in Public (NSFW)
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Kylie Minogue is Still Bangin, Wow!
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25 Pictures of Celebrities with Double Chins
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Taylor Swift Spreading her Legs in Harper’s Bazaar
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Free Cam Show Fun, Enjoy! (NSFW)
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Annnnnnnd She Just Ruined Her Butthole (NSFW)
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The end of the world is coming – We’re fucked
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Amanda Cerny
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Well Hello Daisy Daniels (NSFW)
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LOL Cat Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Gemma Atkinson Training With Massive Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

17

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

CHECK OUT OUR VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE …Tis the fucking season….I am going to get drunk….That is what I do….Don’t drink and drive….

Now click on these steplinks….best of the internet….today in the least attractive way possible…..

Lindsay Lohan Is Available For Weddings And Bar Mitzvahs Now. No, Really.
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I Don’t Know About You But I Want a Zoopoo For Christmas – VIDEO
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The end of the world is coming – We’re fucked
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Karate Gangnam Style
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Heidi Klum in a Tight Dress for a Magazine…
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Treadmill Falls
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Your Sex Life Explained in 25 GIFs
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sexy Bikini Pictures, Wow!
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Arianny Celeste Cleavage, How Bout It?
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Katie Banks is a Sexy Tease (NSFW)
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Crystal Vang is Out Sexy Asian Piece of the Day (NSFW)
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Trendmill Fails – A Compilation – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows Make Monday More Sexy (NSFW)
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Nuts Magazine CHristmas Special
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2012 Bikini Fail
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Kelly Osbourne Big Old Tits
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This is the First Sign Your Cat is Trying to Kill You
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How to: Tell If a Guy Has a Small Penis
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Brooke Mueller Is Out Of Rehab After Six Days. Six.
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The Top 10 Greatest Zombie Films Of All Time
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This Horny Girl and Her Dildo Don’t Get Along (NSFW)
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Yeah, I’d Bang Kyra Sedgwick
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Bianca Beauchamp Working Out is Fantastic
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Kylie Minogue’s Got Awesome Legs
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Unicycle Skills
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Funny Fighting Technique
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Nadine Velazquez’ Ass from The League (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Young Slut is Posing Naked in Public (NSFW)
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Kelly Brooke is See Through and Posing (SITE NSFW)
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I’d Still Bang Charlize Theron With Her Shaved Head
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Candice Swanepoel Shows Off Bikini Bod for New Victoria’s Secret Photo Shoot in St. Bart’s
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The 20 Absolute Worst Parents of 2012
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I Wouldn’t Mind Having a Threeson With Mia and Brandi (NSFW)
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Miley Cyrus Buying Weed
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Triumph Does This is 40
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Deer Jumps Motorcyclist
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Yoga Pants, Gotta Love Em (SITE NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Snow Removal FAIL – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian is Slowly Killing Kanya West
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Lucy Collet Is Fucking Stunning (NSFW)
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Hahahahahaha Kayak FAIL! (SITE NSFW)
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Florida Crazies: FL Mad Man Kills His Neighbor With A Hammer During Sneak Attack In A Trailer Park
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Lesbian Teens on the Beach Are Driving Me Wild (NSFW)
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Top 5: Luxe Sex Toys For The Millionaire (NSFW)
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A Bunch of Hotties From the VHS Divas Show, Take Your Pick
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Dildo Show on Camera, Lovin It (NSFW)
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Lea Michele in a Robe Hiding Her Dick
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Conan’s Holiday Super Slow Mo Camera
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Kyra Sedgwick Covers Good Housekeeping.,..
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How To Get Your Kids to Behave
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Hairy Blonde Pussy
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Daddy’s Little Girl – Incest Porn
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Uniforn School Girl Lesbians
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Wet T-Shirt Big Tit Cam Show Masturbation
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Monster Dick Porn
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Asian Takes Panties Off
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

17

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s in Bikini of the Day

OH MY GOD CANDICE SWANEPOEL IS MODELING BIKINIS…..SHOCKING BECAUSE THAT’S ALL THIS BITCH DOES…..Seriously, she needs to tattoo Property of Victoria’s Secret on her fucking forhead, asssuming she doesn’t already have that around her asshole, which happens to be where they extendable plug of her robot ass comes out for charging…you see cuz after much investigation, it has been decided, that there is no way this bitch is real…..

Here are the pics – cuz 40 Victoria’s Secret posts today wasn’t enough….it’s Christmas people and we need to brain wash you into shopping there…even they they only pay us in half naked bitch pics and not a portion of their billions.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

17

Dec

Emma Roberts in her Panties for Instagram of the Day

Emma Roberts posted this picture of her in her panties to instagram…the she removed it…because I guess she didn’t realize there was a wet spot on her panties…or maybe it was a shit stain…or maybe she didn’t realize that her fan base is 9 year old girls who all started to copycat the shit….making exhibitonist sluts all because her dad was too busy doing drugs to hug her growing up…you know forgetting that she’s not the hipster icon she thinks she is…or wants to be…but luckily her staff and handlers did damage control after some pervert saved the pic…cuz I’ll look at everyone and anyone in panties…it’s kinda something I like doing…you know…being a pervert and all.

Either way…yellow…safe choice…here’s the pic.

Posted in:Emma Roberts