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2012

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Dec

Jenna Dewan Tatum Pregnant Tits of the Day

When I look at Jenna Dewan’s face I wonder if Channing Tatum realizes that every single girl in the free world want to have his baby…because I am gonna assume he doesn’t….cuz if he did…he wouldn’t have knocked this bitch up….something I assume is the reason he married her, you know to be a good, stand up guy, while people like me would say “fuck that noise” and peace out of the situation….because unlike him….I would know this cunt trapped me….I would realize I was a big star at the top of my game and that no way in hell would a Leno chin like this get spunked up with my seed…..but then again if I was a big star at the top of my game, I would have got a vastectomy, cuz babies are a downer on pretty much every aspect of life…true story…

All this to say, her hormones are making her tits and ass grow….something she’ll probably never bounce out of….cuz that’s just how being a low level actor until landing a way more successful actor….works out….

Good old gold diggin – happens at all levels….

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2012

17

Dec

Christina Milian and Carrie Keagan Titty Grab of the Day

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Christina Milian and Carrie Keagan who is apparently the host of some shitty VH1 Show, but who is probably better known for her role in real fucking shit movies you have probably never seen but that I am sure she talks about all the time, cuz they were her big screen glory days, before giving into shitty cable networks like VH1 where she hosts and interviews trash….an occassionally gets to grab their tits…cuz the world is perverted, sex sells, and if I posted pics of myself grabbing tits all day, I’d be considered a porn site, but when these overpaid cunts do it, the advertisers giggle, as life is not fair…..but at least we get shitty resolution pics of it to feel like we are a part of it…..

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2012

17

Dec

Paz de la Huerta for Playboy of the Day

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PLAYBOY MADE ME REMOVE THE PICTURES CUZ THEY ARE MEAN

January / February 2013’s star of the fucking show over at Playboy..is my favorite pig dragged out of the gutter…Paz de la Huerta….

These pics are amazing…especially considering there’s a full on pussy shot, which is so unlike playboy, but I guess is Playboy’s answer to trying to stay relevant in a desensitized world, further proving why they went broke, and lost relevance, and that Hefner has lost his mind, see cuz there was a time when playboy was a magical place for girls you never saw nude get nude….while Paz de la Huerta is some drugged out party slut, who is always nude…kinda making this less exciting for anyone who isn’t a Paz de la Heurta fan…something I can’t imagine actually exists…cuz she’s amazing…

PLAYBOY MADE ME REMOVE THE PICTURES CUZ THEY ARE MEAN

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2012

17

Dec

Kate Moss St Barth’s Photoshoot of the Day

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I am fascinated by Kate Moss…or by her ass….but more specifically by how many dicks that have probably been in it…and not in a gay way…like in a I love bags of fucking dicks way…but in an I love dirty girls, with dirty pussy, showered or unshowered, who take multiple dicks a day, cuz they are both broken and usually affordable…especially when they are top models and all luxurious like Kate Moss…..I’ve been a fan for a long time, I love her rockstar lifestyle, even in her 40s, her constant titty flashing, and herpes ridden genitals…that have been doing the rounds the last 2 fucking decades….she is a dream….a vision of perfection…of sugar plums dancing on my fucking dick…tis the season to come to town….and she’s the expert in snow.

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2012

17

Dec

Maryna Linchuk’s Ass Eats Her Bikini of the Day

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If you read my previous post…you will know that I hate endorsing these Victoria’s Secret girls….only because I know that I am feeding into their marketing scam that makes them billions….but the problem is seeing pics of Maryna Linchuk on set having her bikini bottoms eaten by her ass…is just too exciting for the average, simple, pervert like me to ignore….there’s this thing called pussy that rules over me…that controls my decision making…and that makes me do really stupid things…and I guess Victoria’s Secret gets that….cuz they bring the pussy right….motherfuckers.

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2012

17

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Holiday Campaign of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret have got me from the fucking balls….they have made their models celebrities…so that everytime one of them tweets some cleavage, I jump like it is news….they have set themselves up that every photoshoot they go on has paparazzi there to cover it….and that every catalog they put out….the pics get released to…all in efforts to make all of us continuously talk about them…and the international pussy they recruit….and everytime I post on these evil corporate assholes…I know exactly what I am doing…I am buying into their strategy like a mindless idiot…but the tits…and the girls…is just too good to ignore…

Here’s their holiday push….

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2012

17

Dec

Miley Cyrus Gives Me Boners of the Day

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Miley Cyrus gives me boners. I can’t explain it….I don’t understand it. Everything about her is annoying…I don’t think she’s talented, I don’t think she’s even interesting, I don’t think she’s got good style, if anything I think she’s trash, inbred, a product of incest, ignorant, beverly hillbilly spoiled brat bullshit….but that little body….pushing 20….is exciting….

She’ was a VH1 Diva last night, not that I know what that even means, sounds like some marketing bullshit to me, this was her weird performance….

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2012

17

Dec

Jessica Biel Timberlake for Elle of the Day

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Justin Timberlake’s wife Jessica, who you may remember as being an actress you probably masturbated to… at one point in her life…probably when she was 17 and posing in Details magazine in her underwear….and not into her 20s when she became obsessed with lifting weight….because now that she’s married and 30…it’s safe to say that whole masturbating to her is likely far behind her, you know a thing of the past, thanks to the whole being 30 and the whole marriage leading to babies thing, unless that’s what you are into…which is possible…since people are into all kinds of weird shit…but that I am not into because that 30th birthday is usually the off switch to a woman’s existence….but the fact is that this body, has a great fucking ass…and until that is taken away from us, I’ll keep looking….

This is her spread for Elle Magazine where she poses with designers like some fashionista…now that she’s a celebrity wife…

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2012

17

Dec

Ana Beatriz Barros in a Bikini in Miami of the Day

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There was a minute when Ana Beatriz Barros was all the rage…you know doing Victoria’s Secret….back in the early 2000s…but I guess that was a while ago…cuz she seems to be out of practice in wearing a bikini in an erotic way….cuz these pictures of her are more ape-like…as her 6 foot frame with a shitty hip-to-waist ratio…and what could be testicles filling up her bikini bottoms…kinda drag her knuckles in the sand as she walks over to her seat….

I get that she’s is or was a Brazilian lingerie model….but whatever is going on in these pics is some weird fucking body….and that’s too bad…cuz I remember her being a serious fucking babe….oh well…we all fall apart eventually…

Freedom has been attacked.

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2012

17

Dec

Aline Weber’s Naked of the Day

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Aline Weber is a tall, Brazilian model who was born in 1989….and who was in the movie A Single Man…where she played a student named Lois….but who is probably known for her high fashion modeling….that was until today…where she got completely naked for some fashion magazine and these are the pics…

You see there’s this fine line between porn actress and high fashion model…that high fashion models probably don’t see…since they aren’t sucking dick in pictures…but the truth is that if Calvin Klien said to them that they have Terry Richardson shooting this new concept for his underwear involving dicks in mouth….the fashion models would be all over that….cuz it was presented to them amongst art and luxury….because the fact is…a girl who gets naked for anyone….in exchange for anything…is essentailly a whore…and I support that.

Here are the pics…

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