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2012

14

Dec

Kate Upton is the Worst for Germany of the Day

I POSTED THE VIDEO THAT GOES WITH THESE PICS A COUPLE EEKS AGO ….

More importantly, I have fucked hotter girls, with better bodies, than Kate Upton….and more than just once…and I am not just saying that…it’s the fucking truth…and that is probably why I find her hype…nothing but hype…

She’s a chunky pig face fat girl in training…who I am pretty sure is gonna fall off eventually…when people she decided to go pro in her fatness….you know and really commit to her overreating and laziness that at 19 is not offensive, just a little sloppy, but by 25 will be a nightmare, I’m talking 3 am, bar is closed betty you are too ashamed to tell your friends about, even if she was once the 2012 great Kate Upton that no one will remember by 2017, cuz shits about to fall apart fast…

I mean she’s already doing the obscure foreign market magazines, it’s just a matter of time before everyone forgets she exists and focus on actual babes with actual hot bodies…and faces that don’t smell like bacon…like Emily Ratajkowski ….you know so Kate Upton can turn to titty fetish porn where she belongs.

Kate Upton is just a fad, like Hypercolor T-Shirts, Lady Gaga and all the other horrible fads people got rich off of for the minute it lasted…

True fucking story.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

14

Dec

Olga Kurylenko Boring in Blackbook of the Day

People like Olga Kurylenko….

I like that she marries different people for citizenship in different countries so that she can work and become the famous actress she always wanted to be growing up in some cinderblock one bedroom apartment in the heart of communism….

It’s almost like she’s a male order bride, only she’s her own agent and doesn’t need low level website or the mob to really help her find fake love for personal gain….

I just kinda wish that like most USSR babes, she was getting more naked in these pictures, but I guess she’s won and got to the point where she doesn’t have to.

Cuz I’ve seen interviews with some of these women forced to work brothels, and despite acting like they like being put on display and fucked by strangers at 18 years old…they really don’t…and prefer to be clothed…and working legitimate careers…

I guess Olga Kurylenko defied all odds and has made it…cuz now she’s in magazines…instead of the bread line…

Posted in:Olga Kurylenko

2012

14

Dec

Candice Swanepoel and Maryna Linchuk are Bikini Models of the Day

Candice Swanepoe and Maryna Linchuk are modeling for Victoria’s Secret, because they are both probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, you know third world babes who signed their life away for the dream, and I am okay with that, cuz I dig their tall, fit, half nakedness….and that’s why I follow them on instagram…where I leave comments like

Wow, you should look into becoming a model

Cuz their fans get so angry that I don’t know who they are…when in fact I do know who they are…as I have had sex with both of them…at the same time…in my mind…thanks to these pics they’ve posted to social media….and by “they”…i mean the marketing staff at Victoria’s Secret…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Maryna Linchuk

2012

14

Dec

Claudia Romani is Fun in a Bikini of the Day

Claudia Romani is a virtual unknown to me….but I love her fucking ass…I feel like it may be my soul mate…that we have spent eternity together…fighting for our freedom….meeting obstacles and conflict…but always finding each other….even from across the world….me and this ass are meant to be together…whether Claudia Romani is involved or not….nothing is going to get between me and this ass…and I see us having a double wedding, Claudia and her Rich and Famous boyfriend….and me and her fucking ass….Together we will inspire the next american love story, even though neither of us are american….

I’ve never heard of her, apparently she lives in Miami, so this bikini in Miami thing is kinda common, and I guess we can thank Jesus for that…it’s a fucking CHRISTMAS MIRACLE ….


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Posted in:Claudia Romani

2012

14

Dec

Amanda Bynes Does Instagram Right of the Day

You know what I like? Amanda Bynes….

Child star who has fallen off and lost her mind like every fucking child star…..Drug addicted, unstable, long legged, reckless driving angel….all posting cleavage to instagram…cleavage that I’d rather be a spread vagina….but I guess she hasn’t hit rock bottom yet, she just kinda seems like she had, but we have a few more feet to get…and luckily…I generally take what I can get..so this cleavage is good enough for me…even if I have no idea if it is actually hers or just a pic she posted of someone else…and really…it doesn’t matter…cuz like all girls I fuck from behind…they can virtually be anyone my imagination makes them….

Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2012

14

Dec

Sarah Harding Flashing her Panties of the Day

Sarah Harding is some fabricated popstar from the UK….who no one really cares about….and who is pulling the Anne Hathaway in hopes of people noticing she still exists…you know cuz she’s the implant rockin’ skinny chick who was performing on stage, with equal exposure to prison tatted up, soccer star marrying, Cheryl Cole, but for some reason the public didn’t choose her to be on TV and to have a solo career, and to be the superstar her friend became….virtually leaving her nothing more than a bottom feeding reality star….hanging on as hard as she can…

This isn’t the first flashing stunt she’s done, I have a SARAH HARDING ARCHIVE that would be deemed sad, if I wasn’t such a pervert and into this kind of thing…especially since she’s skinny and busty…

That said, if she really wants to get noticed, next time she should try less panties…

Posted in:Sarah Harding

2012

14

Dec

Kristen Stewart’s Outfit of the Day

Interesting….

which is saying a lot for Kirsten Stewart…who usually has the personality of a MONKEY SPANKER ….

I mean seriously, I don’t think I’ve ever said she’s interesting…even when promoting her tits in On the Road as she tries to re-invent herself … and I love when girls re-invent themselves by showing their tits…

I didn’t care about her fake relationship, her fake cheating, her fake incest with her dad….all if it was sooo boring…because she’s dull and even insane, outrageous, futuristic space dresses don’t change that fact…


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Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2012

14

Dec

On the 10th Day of stepXMAS my Hooker Gave To Me…..

SOME AMAZING BRACELETS THAT MAKE BITCHES THINK I’M STYLISH ENOUGH AND RICH ENOUGH TO GO HOME WITH, YOU KNOW THE KIND OF GUY WHO CAN AFFORD TO PAY THEIR HOOKER PRICES, BALLIN’

Everything is amazing when Super Modeled by…THE AMAZING AND LOVELY VERONICA VICE

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TO SEE THE VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE….
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Posted in:stepXMAS

2012

14

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

All I want for Christmas are vagina pics…

Here are some links….


Holland Gets the Anti Burglary System DOWN – VIDEO
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Japanese Cutie Explains Star Wars – VIDEO
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Tom Cruise is Fucking Insane of the Day
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This Rope Jumper is Having a Rough Day – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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And Today in Facebook Breakups and Cheaters
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Kristen Stewart is Skinny on the Cover of a Magazine
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Chicks with Steve Buscemi Eyes, Jesus
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Free Cam Shows to Make Your Friday Better (NSFW)
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What is Up With This Chicks Nipples? (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Barbara Palvin
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Maria Venus Brings Us Some Friday Hotness (NSFW)
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Santas Reenact Twilight Love Scene – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

13

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I am not invited to any Christmas parties this year…because I have no friends….but luckily…I have a new love for TWITTER …cuz girls have been sending me vagina pics on the shit…it’s like the mecca for that shit…and that works out nicely for my pervert needs…you know cuz girls aren’t giving me vagina while I am on my soiled couch trying to figure out where life went wrong….but they are over the internet…while I am on my soiled couch…and that works for me…pics of strangers and their vaginas over social media…kinda makes me understand the true meaning of Christmas…

The internet…is amazing…

Remember CHECK THE HOLIDAY GUIDE and here are a whole lot of stepLINKS….

LeAnn Rimes’ Nipple: Defender of Equality
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Lindsay Lohan Got Called a Groupie By ThatDude From the Wanted and Is Also About to Lose a Storage Locker Full of Shit and We Should All Pitch In and Buy It…Of the Day
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Renee Olstead Fat Chick – Nude Model – Tits
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Best Christmas Viral Video Prank Ever
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How To Strut
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Kristen Stewart Sucks in Marie Claire
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Terra Brown is a Holiday Rides Girl
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Megan Fox’s And Her Hotness Go Back To Work
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Here’s the Golden Globe Nominations, For Those Who Care
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12 More Reason’s Why You Need to Go to Japan
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Lexi Diamond is Another Cali Cutie (NSFW)
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Justene Jaro is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Kristen Stewart in a Skimpy Dress
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Miss Poland Gangnam Style
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Babies Trying to Stay Awake Compilation
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Amanda Seyfried Gives me Boners
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Thursday (NSFW)
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The 20 Awesomest Redneck Christmases of All Time
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WTF Photo of the Day Has Left Me With Way to Many Questions
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Dorky Chick and a Dorky Vibrator (NSFW)
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Django Unchained Is Gonna Be Amazing and I Can’t Wait – VIDEOS
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Ewa Sonnet is Looking Sexy in Pantyhose (NSFW)
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Gabriella Wilde is Fucking Sexy
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Ali Lohan Featuring Lindsay Lohan Xmas
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Red Carpet Fart into the Mic
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Lady Gaga is a Piece of Fucking Trash of the Day
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You’re Not Gonna Believe What This Slut Has Popping Out of Her Ass (NSFW)
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Ladie’s Slipping Up Escalators – a Compilation – VIDEO
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Sarah Harding’s Black Panties Upskirt Peek
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Some Blake Lively
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Rope Jump Fail
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Shitty See Through Flapper Dress
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Santa Claus is Snowfall
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Brooke Mueller is Out of Her Fucking Mind
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And Now, The Worst Band Names EVER
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Nikky and Nomi Are Super Sexy on the Beach (NSFW)
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Well This is the Best Combo I Can Think Of, What About You (NSFW)
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Now THAT’S How You Promote Breast Cancer Awareness!
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Miss Poland 2012 Gangnam Style – VIDEO
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Jay Z Wants to Make You Hate Yourself of the Day
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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The Coolest Guy of Day, By Far
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Some of the Worst Celebritie Photoshops of All Time
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Tiffany and Her Friend Get It On (NSFW)
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Oh Hey Amanda Seyfried’s Nipple (NSFW)
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TA-DAAYUM! Claudia Romani Hits Up Miami Beach Starbucks In Her Bikini!!
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This Busty MILF Shows Off (NSFW)
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Everyone Thought Amanda Seyfried Was Having a Stroke, Is Drunk
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Padma Lakshmi Nudes
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Miseltoe Prank is Awesome
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Banana Eating Boston
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Anne Hathaway Singing
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I don’t think this is an Actual Babysitter
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2 Slaves Fuck Their Master
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Fat Chicks Need Love Too – Unfortunately.
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I ThinK I Need This Kind of Salad
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Vintage Breast Orgy
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I LIKE NAKED CELEBRITIES!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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