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2012

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Dec

Carmen Electra Working The Camera with ther Implants of the Day

Here is a some pics of Carmen Electra in her hotel room….having her pics taken by the paparazzi…a fact that in and of itself says that this shit is staged…cuz the last time the paparazzi was allowed anywhere near a hotel room of a star…it was Britney Spears during her crazy cry for attention I’m Bi-Polar phase…and he was having sex with her…

So she’s in her workout gear, all made up, and dying her shoe like a stripper putting on a weak stage show, a career that was probably better suited for Carmen Electra, but her timing was good and she won at fucking life…

But seeing her do this, like she’s not 100 fucking years old….is just awkward as fuck.


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2012

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Dec

Hayden Panettiere Busts Out Her Bikini for Esquire of the Day

When you get breast implants, you gotta show them fuckers off, it’s like something you’ve been insecure about all these years, you know cuz of your broad shoulders and how your A-cup tits didn’t balance you out….is all of a sudden thrown out the fucking window….because you got implants…something tht makes you want to dance, celebrate, and throw a fucking party for…in the form of making everyone you know feel how real they are….because like a new car…they aren’t actually part of you…but just an accessory that make you feel like a more sexual object…

I’ve seen girl with implants so many times before, and they are the first to get into bikinis to show them off….so these Esquire pics make sense….but they’d be more fun if she was juggling or doing some other circus act she looks naturally born for….but maybe I’m too demanding…my expectations too high…

Here are the pics…

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2012

12

Dec

Taylor Swift’s Dead Hooker Eyes in Paris Match of the Day

Taylor Swift may not be an official hooker, but she is a puppet the record label has used to make a lot of money, by exploiting her little wholesome teenage girl angle as hard as they fucking can, you know that whole good little Jesus loving Christian girl, despite the fact that she’s constantly in relationships with countless famous dudes, who you know she has very naughty sex with, to make up for all the lies she’s spewing to the public…I’m talking dirty fucking porno sex with a lot of partners that explain why her “wholesome” spread for Paris Match, a magazine that I used to jerk off to cuz it published tits, back in the 90s, features dead, souless eyes in….eyes I’ve seen in most hookers I’ve had sex with who have sold their soul to devil…and that excites me….unless of course Taylor Swift is just a fucking robot, which is always possible…who knows…but more importantly…who cares.

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2012

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Dec

Kate Walsh is Dumpy in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Walsh is old, dumpy and in a bikini….but the real question is…who the fuck is Kate Walsh…and as it turns out…she’s the star of some show called Private Practice, that is a spinoff of Grey’s Anatomy, that I assume is a pile of shit that middle aged women who don’t have cable, eat the fuck up, but then again, I assume that’s what all TV is, because I’ve had the unfortunate opportunity to see some of the sitcoms and dramas being produced, and the only people I can assume buy into that shit are white trash, ignorant, fat ladies with a lot of cats….

That said, I don’t mind staring at her belly in a bikini, but only because I like anything in a bikini, it’s a bit of a fucking sickness…

Here is the video


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2012

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Dec

Leah Francis Naked for Zoo Magazine of the Day

She’s not all that hot, but she is naked….and I guess that makes her relevant to perverts like me….even if the typical busty and voluptuous isn’t really my thing, I like my busty girls to be skinny, you know making their tits a mystery or blessing for nature, making me wonder how such a miracle happened, you know like they were my version of the Christ child, ready to be worshipped by my dick…when the girl is built like this…the big fake tits are just kind of a given…not all that impressive, but like all low level Glamour Models who are better suited as strippers, I’m totally down with staring, cuz naked chicks are fun….even when they are fat.

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2012

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Dec

Sheryl Crow’s Cancer Surviving Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Sheryl Crow is a breast cancer surviving 50 year old rockstar who used to push performance enhancing drugs on Lance Armstrong because she made him feel inadequate as a one testicled biker, forcing him to over compensate and break records on a bike, you know to feel like a man…

I guess the good news about her breast cancer, is that she’s still got an ass worth eating, and she’s broadcasting it on the internet, letting all the other 50 years old women see what not having kids does to a woman….and that is nothing but good things….

I figure ego to procreate isn’t worth the sacrifice that is your body….

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve never been into Sheryl Crow…but looking at her makes me into what she represents…and that is an old ass in a bikini….

Here is the video…


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2012

12

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Models Sing Deck the Halls of the Day

This evil corporation has got us from the fucking balls…they hang hot fucking half naked chicks in front of our eager and hungry faces…and we listen….it is a not very genius concept that has made a lot of people billionaires….

They did this last year, it’s cute…and I want to have sex with all of them…

I have my own stepFATHER CHRISTMAS INITIATIVE ….that I’d rather you be checking out….rather than this Politically correct garbage…but I get that you’re into these twats…you pervert…

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2012

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Dec

On the 8th Day of stepXMAS my Hooker Gave to Me….

A STRIPPER POLE FOR ME TO TURN MY LIVING ROOM INTO MY VERY OWN STRIPCLUB THAT EVERYDAY AMATEUR GIRLS WILL FLOCK TO BECAUSE EVERY GIRL WANTS TO BE A STRIPPER FOR A DAY, IT MIGHT AS WELL HAPPEN IN FRONT OF YOUR VERY EYES ….BEST GIFT EVER!!!

Everything is amazing when Modeled by…THE AMAZING AND LOVELY VERONICA VICE

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2012

12

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Turning down hot girls for booty calls is always one of the funniest things …. usually it because of laziness and disinterest I blame my small penis and low testosterone levels for…..I’m just not motivated to get up off the soiled couch to stick my dick in a soiled 20 year old…I know…ridiculous on paper but makes total sense in person….

The humor in the whole thing is the girl’s reaction, because her reaching out to get fucked, especially by me, is probably her low point, and I’m not even gonna deliver….

Here are some links…

First Person View Of Urban Downhill Mountain Biking, Yikes! – VIDEO
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Just When I Think People Can’t Get Anymore Fucked Up…
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A Tribute To Hot Girls in Underwear (NSFW)
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Extreme Kayaking is a Sufficiantly Terrifying Way to Start the Morning – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Kristen Stewart Gets Naked in ‘On The Road,’ Acts Like a Real B#tch About It
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Amanda Seyfried Covers InStyle (Photo Gallery)
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Ellen von Unwerth Captures Fetish Style Shoot for Galore Magazine
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Free Cam Shows To Cure Those Mid Week Blues
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This Chick With Braces Has a Sticky Vagina (NSFW)
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Snoop Dogg vs. Santa in Epic Rap Battle
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Kaya Danielle is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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2012 As Seen on TV – VIDE0
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2012

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Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

There’s just something amazing about unprotected sex with girls you meet off the internet….especially when they are wearing thigh highs and heels….and have asses so tight you can chip a tooth on it….in what must be a holiday Miracle…that I hope doesn’t lead to bastard children I will have to hide from til the end of time….

That was my weekend…

Visit or VERY MERRY STEPFATHER HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE ….best gift ideas in teh game….better than that time I gave a bitch herpes…

Here are the stepLINKS…

Hayden Panettiere’s Experiment With Normal Sized Penis is Over
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Guess Who is Going to Rehab for the 19th Time. Yes, You Ready That Right, 19th.
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Sexy Kate Upton GIFs
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Puking Kid at the Xmas Pageant
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Worst Free Throw Ever
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Jessica Chastain in W
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Clip of the Morning: Caroline Wozniacki Pretended to Be Serena Williams During Tennis Match (Video)
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Lucy Pinder is as Good a Christmas Present as Any
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Annnnnnnnd It’s Tramp Stamp Tuesday
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Oh Donna, Be Mine, Would You? (NSFW)
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Free Cam Show Sexiness, Hello! (NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan Looks Like Shit and I Like It
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Perfectly Timed Photos of 2012
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Chinese Acrobats
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The 20 Worst Christmas Decoration and Lights Fails
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Dorky Chick is Working the Vibrator (NSFW)
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Now THAT’S What I Call a Close Call
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Tom Cruise’s New Movie is Called Jack Reach Around or Something
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Clip of Alessandra Mariella in a Pink Sweater, Wow! (NSFW)
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Lady Gaga Showing Boobs in Max Italia (NSFW)
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Anne Hathaway’s Coochie Hair Made An Appearance Last Night, But More Importantly WTF is Going On With Those Boots?!
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Maria Fowler’s Pure White Panties Upskirt (SITE NSFW)
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Claudia Galanti is Killin It in Another Skimpy Bikini…
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As Seen on TV Gift Guide
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Extreme Kayaking
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This is 40 Boring Interviews with Shitty Actors
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Let’s Face It, We Will Buy Anything Beyonce is Selling
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Country Music Awards Slut Round Ups – Who Would You Rather?
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Top 13 Crimes Committed By Guys in Santa Suits
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These New Ledgers Are Eating Pussy (NSFW)
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I Don’t Remember the Part When Reading the Hobbit That Gandolf the Grey Had Prostate Cancer….
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Now THAT is One Sweet Ass! (NSFW)
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These Bane Outtakes Make Dark Knight Look Even More Stupid Than It Was
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Santa Vs Moses Rap Battle – VIDEO
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Looking Good, Sweetheart
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Maxim Hometown Hotties Calendar
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Santa vs Moses Rap Battle
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This Dog’s Got This Kids Back
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SOME NSFW CONTENT)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Trina and Heidi Have Some Big Ass Strapons (NSFW)
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“Deep Throat” Play Headed To Los Angeles, With Actual Pornstars! (NSFW)
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Mario Lopez Ass
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Dresses Trashy and I Love It
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Busty Blonde Cam Girl, Check It (NSFW)
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Kavin Clash Can’t Catch a Break
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Cool Urban Downhill Mountain Biking Video
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Melissa Giraldo Hot in Swimwear of the Day
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Awesome Fuckign Skateboard Tricks…
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Megan Fox Talks About Being a Mother
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Charley Chase is Fucking Disgusting…and Likes Getting Fisted
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This Lady Loves her Vaccuum – a Little Too Much…
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I am uncomfortable with the fact this sex machine exists…
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French Threeseomes are Hairy….
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Amateur Who Isn’t an Amateur Sucks Dick.
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Classic Gym Sex Clip
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I LIKE NAKED CELEBRITIES!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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