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2012

11

Dec

Kim Kardashian Lingerie Pics for Factice of the Day

In some horrible decision making between the creative director, editor in chief and the marketing department over at Factice magazine’s morning meeting….Kim Kardashian’s fat body was shot in lingerie….and unfortunately, not with a fucking elephant gun.

She got half naked, in what would be sexy outfits, if it was on some hot, tight bodied girl, waiting for you to come home from work….or even on your dumpy ass wife who has given you the gift of children and who you are codependent and in love with enough to see past the fact that she’s ravaged her body…from vagina to GUNT to tits…..all for you…and appreciate her putting on something to add some excitement in your otherwise boring as fuck relationship that is comfortable…and that you are used to….but when it is on Kim Kardashian, someone who no one finds hot, who has had her time to shine, and who likely offends 98 percent of the population who know she exits, this has gone too far and has gone on far too long, and should never have happened, and should never happen again…..

These pics remind us that she should retire gracefully, even if you’re a pig who can’t be graceful in anything you do….she’s got all the money in the world, and doesn’t need to be humiliating herself while irritating us, and above all…she’s got a sister she can exploit who is built like an actual model, who we’d all rather see half naked…

Get it together. you prime example of the horrible side effects of positive affirmations….

Here are some pics…they depress me.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

11

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski Naked for Lovecat Magazine of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is the kind of aspriring model who will pose nude as often as fucking possible, because she’s got a fantastic body, and a great set of fake tits, and is pretty much one small step away from being a stripper….but isn’t seen as a stripper…because her shoots are “artistic” and for fashion….not to mention she has an IMDB page…and has had some small acting roles…and is just doing the LA thing as hard as she can so that she doesn’t have to move back home when she runs out of money with her tail between her legs, forced to work for her dad’s company, instead of being the big superstar she moved to LA to be….you know making all the moves so that she can get noticed, pay the rent, and not have to lower herself to be a waitress like this was Hollywood in the 80s, before everyone who movied their could become a social media celebrity all the studios want to work with cuz they have no idea what new media is…

That said, she’s showing her tits, and I guess that’s all I really should be focusing on, so look at the pics and ignore all my whining words, which is something you’re as accustomed to as this Emily Rata chick is with being nude on camera…you jerk.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|NSFW

2012

11

Dec

Glamour Models in Pabo La Magie 2013 Calendar of the Day

Holly Peers, Nicole Neal, Staci Noblett and a bunch of other Glamour Models are showing off their tits, because that’s kinda what they do….

When you have tits like this…and no other real marketable skill because when you first realized you had tits like this…you also realized that you didn’t need waste your time trying to find a career….as good things always come to those built like this…especially when those built like this don’t mind exploiting being built like this…and as someone who isn’t paying them to show off their tits…not even a strip club cover charge…but instead getting the pics for free, on someone elses dime…I can’t really complain….cuz free tit pics, whether high production with professional strippers for a calendar or just a gift emailed to me…are always lovely….

So here is some Pabo La Magie, whatever that is, 1920s Circus inspired calendar, because the only people who use Calendars were likely born and raised in the 1920s, and this reminds their stroked out minds of their youth…

Posted in:Glamour Models|NSFW

2012

11

Dec

On the 7th Day of stepXMAS my Hooker Gave to Me…. of the Day

SOME AMAZING HENELEY VAPOR CIGARETTES CUZ MY HOOKER DOESN’T LIKE WHEN I SMOKE..SHE’S CONVINCED IT WILL GIVE HER HOOKER VAGINA CANCER WHEN I EAT IT OUT…WHEN REALLY I’M THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE SCARED AND MORE IMPORTANTLY CANCER IS THE LEAST OF HER CONCERNS…

These Henley Vapor Cigarettes are classy, functional, and non-offensive…and look amazing when Modeled by…THE AMAZING AND LOVELY VERONICA VICE

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TO SEE THE VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE….
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Posted in:stepXMAS

2012

11

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

pic via my man J.M. captioned “Taylor Swift’s room” (cuz she’s a slut)

Some nights, my dick is 2 inches/balls deep in a girl and I think to myself…shit, I need to write about this on the site, this is hysterical, disgusting, humiliating, and all around amazing….but then I drink my face off, forget what happened, and I’m left lost and confused…especially this holiday season…just too much fucking egg nog for my diabetes to handle…

Speaking of Holidays…Remember to check out the VERY MERRY HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE …it’s tighter than a hooker on her period…

Here are some links…

Pretty Much the Worst Free Throw Ever. No Really – VIDEO
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Mindy Robinson Will Make You Fall in Love (NSFW)
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Russell Simmons Paid Good Money for This…
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This Modern Samurai Will Blow Your Fucking Mind. Wow. – VIDEO
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Putting the Ass in Christmas….Kinda
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And Now, a Tribute to THONGS! (NSFW)
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Kate Upton is on the Cover of British Vogue
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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Pictures of the Week
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Free Cam Shows, Nuff Said (NSFW)
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Mommy is Masterbating, Uh Ohhh (NSFW)
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Ice-T Has Twitter Meltdown Over CoCo’s Hot Vegas Photos with Rapper
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I’d Love to Be All Over Sherri (NSFW)
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This is How We JEW It… – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

11

Dec

Russell Simmons’ Escort Hanna Nitsche’s Thong Ass on the Beach of the Day

I like to laugh at Russell Simmons on twitter…not only because he has an adult lisp, but because he writes insanity about how god is so good to him for making him filthy rich, and other really classy fucking things, that someone who is filthy rich should probably not be putting on blast, cuz there’s something classy about being subtle about your 100s of millions…but I guess he’s from the gutter, and he’s got an adult lisp, so life hasn’t been all that good to him, even if he can hire pussy like this to ride his wallet hard for free trips to the beach and a life of luxury….but unlike most guys…he sucks up to his hooker…with tweets like this….to the picture above…

Maybe they aren’t shooting my fat stomach @ all ? #selfcentered. Like heaven on beach today

Because the adult lisp fucks with his confidence, and rich or not, he feels lucky to have an ass like this give him the time of day, so he sucks up to her, even though he’s paying her, like a pussy, cuz because money doesn’t cure adult lisps that delusional rich dudes are insecure about….at this level of money….it’s all about living in your insane bubble…

I’d be doing the same…except for the being nice to hookers part…I figure if they’re using me…I’m gonna mistreat the fuck out of them…they are hookers after all…and don’t need respect since they don’t even respect themselves…and just want my money….ya know…


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Posted in:Hanna Nitsche

2012

10

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day


I like to treat every Christmas party I am invited to like a bachelor party….unfortunately…I am not invited to any Christmas parties…but If I was…I would come bearing gifts for the Christ Child…not in the form of Gold, Frankenscence or Mur….but in the form of Desiree, Saphire, Crystal….my three favorite discount hookers…to make all the stuffy Christmas celerbiations more fun….

Here are some stepLINKS and remember to check out my GIFT GUIDE ….


Looking For a Job? Maybe You Could Be in Courtney Stodden’s Shitty New Video
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Lindsay Lohan is an Ungreatful Little Brat of the Day
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Best Modern Day Samuri
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I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried
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Dropkick Murphey’s Amazing Christmas Carol
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Vikki Blows in Pasties
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Crazy Sailing Turn
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The 50 Most Inappropriate Holiday Cards
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Cheryl Tweedy In The Sexiest Jumpsuit Ever!
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Lindsay Lohan Is Definitely Banging All Of The Wanted
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Is This the Worst Person Ever? Quite Possibly
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Danielle Sharp is Just Plain Perfect
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Jenny P is Rocking Jean Shorts (NSFW)
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Free Cam Show Sexiness That Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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2012 Headlines: Real or Onion Fakes? Take the Quiz
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Muscled Wife Does Some Weird Shirt With Her tits (NSFW)
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Russian Bungee Jumping!
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Megan Fox Talking About Being a Mom is Gross
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Egg Underwater!
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Leah Francis Nude in Zoo
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Fat Girls At the Restaurant Don’t Like Being Called Fat Girls on their Bill – AMAZING
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Cute and Topless at the Beach (NSFW)
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Olga Kurylenko Bikini Pokies
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Cat Deeley Braless & See Thru Behind the Scenes
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Demi Moore is Pathetic of the Day
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Beyonce is Better Than You of the Day
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Guess Which Sexy Blonde the IRS is Going After Next
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Yoko Ono Has Lost Her Fucking Mind of the Day – VIDEO
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The Best Fake Words Ever Used on the Simpsons
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Alic is Down on All Fours (NSFW)
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The Human Whistle
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Crazy Helicopter Crash
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Kerry Washington Whoring Out In the Least Whoring Way
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Emma Watson Stills from “THE BLING RING”
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Dog Vs Fart Machine
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Miley’s Braless Tits Are Ready For Some Cream pie!
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Rihanna Has No Panties And Wants Everyone To Know
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Now THAT’S what I Want for Christmas
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The Sexiest Self Shooters EVER (SEMI NSFW)
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10 Real Life Awesome Film Locations – VIDEO
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Lindsay Basically stole $200k from Bravo
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Lexi Belle is Getting Naked (NSFW)
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Drugs Are REALLY Bad M’Kay? A Gallery Of The Worst Before And After Faces Of Meth..Part 2
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Lesbian Spin the Bottle Anyone? (NSFW)
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Checking The Fetish Chart For New Fetishes To Get Into
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Fashionable Ladies @ Spike TV’s 10th annual Video Game Awards
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Massive Web Cam Tits Anyone? (NSFW)
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Erin Heatherton is Glorious
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Sleight of the Hand
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Celtics Fan Loves Bon Jovi
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Taylor Swift is Even Boring in a Tight Dress
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Claudia Galanti BikinI Candids
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Twisted Sister Heavy Metal Christmas!
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Academy Award Porn Performance at 19:30
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African Tribe VS Japanese GIrl…
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Amazing School Girl Gets Fucked
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Public Bathroom Sex is So Clean
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Granny Porn!
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I LIKE NAKED CELEBRITIES!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

10

Dec

Miley Cyrus Gives Me Boners at Christmas Creampies of the Day

Miley Cyrus was involved in some performance called Christmas Creampies…dirty….that I have not really bothered looking into or listening to…but that I did look at the pictures of and find the video to….beacause she was wearing tight pants….and strappy shirts showing off her stomach, tits and ass…and as far as I am concerned it was glorious….Sure she looks a little sloppy, skin flopping everywhere, ass hanging droopy, but for if it’s good enough for Billy Ray Cyrus to jerk off to…it’s good enough for you…

Here’s the video…


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

10

Dec

Isabeli Fontana Modeling Bathing Suits for Bergdord Goodman of the Day

ISABELI FONTANA is some almost 30 year old Brazilian model, who may be too old to ever do anything substantial, you know to ever be the next big thing from Brazil, but not too old to look at as a sexual, half naked, lovely thing…because 30 is the cut off age for 98 percent of women…so she’s got a couple more months in her…and we’ve always got her catalog of half naked brazilian ass in pictures…cuz the internet likes to keep these things around…much to every girl with a nude picture sent to the wrong person’s dislike…

Posted in:Isabeli Fontana

2012

10

Dec

Doutzen Kroes is Killin’ It in UK Vogue January of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is in January’s UK Vogue…and she fucking kills it…it’s like she’s not a mom, or married to a black celebrity DJ at all, but instead a pure and delicate angel, I want to take to horribly dark place, even though the truth is she’s already been there, but hair and make-up and a rockin’ body make her look like she hasn’t….

Seriously…she’s a serious babe…and as much as I hate endorsing the Victoria’s Secret celebrity models….sometimes I just can’t help it….

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes