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2012

10

Dec

Lady Gaga’s Tits in Max Italia of the Day

Lady Gaga is the devil…she was sent from hell to destroy our youth…with her demon face…she’s the fucking worst..and even when she’s doing the exhibitionist thing…in efforts to be an “artist”…I know she’s just trying as hard as she fucking can to get noticed before it is too late..because her mission of destroying the fucking world….is not complete…but her fame seems to be….but this topless bottom feeding is going to lead to porno…and I am going to watch…even if I hate everything about her…

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2012

10

Dec

Bar Refaeli’s Jewish Christmas Erotica to Promote Product of the Day

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Nothing says Christmas like a Jewish girl….especially when that Jewish girl is opportunist Bar Refaeli…trying to peddle product and make fucking money doing this half naked Christmas thing…you know shitting on Jesus….with her tits…the way I like Jesus to be shit on…cuz tits are the real lord and savior….

I mean there’s nothing new in this…most Christmas Carols you sing are Jewish written, most Christmas movies are Jewish made, most Christmas shopping is in Jewish stores for Jewish brands…they know Christmas better than we do……but seeing Bar Refaeli all comfy in a bra and jammies…is better than any White Christmas lyric…I approve and I am a CHRISTMAS EXPERT

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2012

10

Dec

Irina Shyak is on the Beach of the Day

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Irina Shayk may not be an actual bikini model….I mean she did SI…but her fiance is some Sports star and his team has the power to tell the Editorial team at SI what to do….if they ever want any exclusives on any of the people they represent…they better put her out there…on the cover…or they will be cut off…cuz media is all a fucking lie….but you know she’s got the body good enough to be half naked…and I think she’s fucking lovely…so whether she’s a model or just a opportunist with good strategy….and skills in getting what she wants…I vow to always look at her naked…and half naked…until the rest of fucking time….which isn’t saying much…cuz I’ll look at any girl naked or half naked until the rest of fucking time…cuz naked or half naked girls are pretty much the only thing I find interesting….

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2012

10

Dec

Rihanna’s Social Media Erotica of the Day

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Rihanna does Social Media right…I like to think of this on some intellectual level…where the girl is robbed of her privacy at a young age…so she puts herself on blast, you know giving into the trade off, figuring if she puts it out there…the public can’t rape her for it…but then I remember she’s a highschool drop out, and nothing she does can be viewed from an intellectual perspective…her depth is non-existent..and bitch just like people to think she’s hot…and slutty….like working the Barbado Karaoke bar as a prostitute at 14….this body is how she gets a head…and I fucking dig the way she uses it…especially cuz she doesn’t have to…

It’s a pants off party on Rihanna’s Twitter….and everyone’s invited….

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2012

10

Dec

Olga Kurylenko’s on the Beach of the Day

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Olga Kurylenko is some pretty well liked Communist…because the cold war is over and we aren’t conditioned to think that every Russian worth fucking…you know…who isn’t on the Russian Ladies Hockey Team….is a spy…even though she’s not just Russian…but has been run through the mail order bride circuit…and has French and American citizenship…cuz thta’s what marrying strategically does for Soviet with a dream…..allowing us to focus on what’s important…which is the Cold War that water is having with her tits…Lovely nipples…

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2012

10

Dec

Stacey Keibler’s Muddy Bikini Pic of the Day

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Stacey Keibler’s posted the ever classic Dead Sea covered in mud picture for either the scat fetishists…or for the general public to see how well traveled she is…especially now that she’s landed herself George Clooney, and is probably on a pilgrimage in the promised land….especially in the HOLIEST TIME OF YEAR ….in efforts to pray to the powers that one day her uterus will house the holy child the spills out of George Clooney’s penis…rather than spitting it out like he makes her do every time they bang…to make sure she doesn’t trap him as all bitches try to do…

Here is that glorious picture….I feel like I see baby Jesus in her bikini top….

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2012

10

Dec

Padma Lakshmi Bikini of the Day

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Besides the stretch marks on her ass…it amazes me that Padma Lakshmi, the Indian celebrity chef, total fucking babe who married a 90 year old….is actually 42 years old….and a mom….it just blows my fucking mind….because I am married to a 43 year old…and I don’t think she ever looked like this…even when she was 12….leading me to be reminded that I’ve been robbed of pretty much all good things in life….and that maybe…I shoulda traveled to other cultures…before settling with fat white trash…in what might as well is a trailer park….but enough about me…this Padma girl is glorious…and I hate saying that…because it goes against everything I know……she’s 42…what the fuck

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2012

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Dec

Stella Hudgens is Flexible of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is the teen sister of Vanessa Hudgen…who you may remember as the hairy 18 year old who took nude pictures of herself….and leaked those nude pics only to say they were taken when she was 17 so that anyone with a severe fear of getting arrested for child pornography would take them down…even though I think a bush like that takes at least 18 years to grow out…and even though the real crime in child pornography is the production of it…leading me to think she should be the one who gets arrested…not that it matters..because what matters is that her younger sister is taking her lead, and like most younger sisters who are less famous and jealous, is stepping up her game…she’s alredy out practicing next level stripper routines, and posting the shit as a preview of what’s to come….and by the looks of it…her flexibility…may cuz some relatively criminal fantasies in some of you….while I’ll just wait til she’s 20 and really delivering the erotica….because I’m patient like that…and figure there’s so much other nudity out there…we’ll just let this one blossom…and there’s nothing wrong with checkin’ in on it while it does…

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2012

10

Dec

Cheryl Cole Showing Off Tit of the Day

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Cheryl Cole is some prison tatted, gutter looking girl from the working class UK, who managed to not become a stripper as everyone in her high school class expected, but who instead got a gig in a manufactured pop band, and who has since been able to leverage that into marrying a successful soccer player, and thus living the good life for the rest of her life….you know attending red carpet events instead of paternity tests…kinda thing….but luckily you can take the girl out of the projects but you can’t take the projects out of the girl…so part of her needs to show off tit to feel like she hasn’t sold the fuck out…even though she’s sold the fuck out…and because she’s sexy as hell…I am into that…

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2012

10

Dec

Carmen Electra Performs Like It is the 90s of the Day

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Carmen Electra decided to perform at someone’s birthday this past weekend…now I am not sure whether she was hired to perform as some kind of sick joke mocking her for being willing to get up on stage at 45 and pull this shit it….or if someone legitimately wanted to see Carmen Electra perform…or if this was actually just for fun…you know to be playful amongst friends…and the paparazzi just happened to be there…I just know it happened…and her fit body…looks fucking amazing…and despite hating girls over 30…I think I may be in love…and that’s not just because I liked her when she was relevant in the 90s…it is because this girl knows how to fucking move….a star stripper…who keeps her clothes on…I’m a fan…

Here’s teh video….and it is amazing

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