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2012

10

Dec

On the 6th Day of stepXMAS my Hooker Gave to Me…..of the Day

SOME EVERYDAY ENERGY TO KEEP UP WITH THE HOLIDAY PERVERTS…..…from hanging outside changing rooms and at the bottom of escalators in hopes of seeing up skirts…to hanging in bars filled with single or recently divorced women who don’t want to be alone for the holidays….to crashing corporate Christmas parties…for the free booze….you need this this holiday season…


Modeled by the ever amazing and Beautiful and lovely girls who are my friends and not my hooker ARIEL REBEL and VERONICA VICE


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2012

10

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I may not have got a girl pregnant this weekend…but I sure as hell tried…not because I like making babies…but because I like legally changing my name and flying to third world countries to avoid the repercussions. It is the holiday season people …a time for family…and deadbead dad-ing…cuz sometimes being a drunkenstepfather is not enough…

Here are some links…

Scary Snowman Prank Hahahahaha – VIDEO
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the Misfortune of Others Will Help Us All Through Monday
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Lindsay Lohan is a Full on Groupie
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Oh You Know, Just Dogs Driving Cars. Wait, What?
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Miss Mosh, Yaow!
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Claudia Galanti is Sexy in a Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens Covers Harper’s Bazaar Arabia (Photo Gallery)
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The 25 Worst “Must-Have” Christmas Toys Ever
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Free Cam Shows For a Cold Monday Morning (NSFW)
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Slut is Getting Off With the Dildo
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Olivia Wilde Vol 2
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Ashley C is Sexy in White Lingerie (NSFW)
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Twisted Sister Heavy Metal Christmas – VIDEO
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Visit Our Holiday Gift Guide To Win
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2012

07

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I almost ran a chick over the other day…and her reaction was to give me the finger…I guess she doesn’t respect drunk drivers….so I did what any normal guy who just got the finger would do…I pulled over…followed her to the coffee shop she was walking to…to give her a hug and tell her it was all ok….

TIS THE FUCKING SEASON

But unfortunately…she screamed for help before I had a chance to press my erection up against her…

Here are the stepLINKS…

Stephen Baldwin Blue Steel’d The Shit Out of His Mugshot
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So the Nurse That Answered the Prank Phone Call to the Hospital Where Kate Middle Was Staying Killed Herself Out of Embarressment and Now they Resigned…of the Day
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Two Drunks on a Scooter
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Vanessa Hudgens Boring in Harper’s Bazaar
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Reporter is Annoyed..
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YOU SHALL NOT PASS – VIDEO
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Annnnnnnnd This Mom and Daughter Have Been Starring in Porn Together…
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Kelly Brooke is Sexy in Lingerie, As Always
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Chrissy is Showing Off Bikinis
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Norwegian Badass is More Bad Ass Than You
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Sherra is Oh So Sexy (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows to Make the Most of Your Weekend With
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Well, Megan Fox’s Career is Over…
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And Gisele Bundchen Will Be Bikini Body Ready By Tomorrow
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The Latest List of Alleged Zumba Whorehouse Johns is Here!
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There’s Worse Things You Could Be Than An Accidental Peeping Tom (NSFW)
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Scarlett Johansson for Dolce & Gabbana (Photo Gallery)
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Tessa Fowler Completely Nude Video (NSFW)
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Nina Agdal Knows How to Rock a Bikini
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Sofia Vergara See Thru Cleavage to her Black Bra (SITE NSFW)
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Courtney Stodden is Sluttin It Up, As Always
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Highway Fun
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Mommy Kissing Santa Cuz She’s a Slut
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Sara Underwoood Topless for Playboy Doing Yogo
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Scarlett Johansson for Dolce Gabbana
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The Best Movies Released Christmas Day
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Now That’s One Unforgettable View (NSFW)
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Two Words: Assless Dress (NSFW)
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Some Prestty Impressive Street Art, Wow
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Vintage Big Mac Commercial is Pretty Amazing
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Claudia Galanti is Looking Fantastic at the Beach
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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24 OF THE HOTTEST SIDE BOOB PICS YOU’LL EVER SEE… (NSFW)
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And That’s Why You Don’t Try to Pop Your Booty When You’re an Old Lady – VIDEO
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Lylith Lavey and Mackenzee Pierce Make Yoga a Lot More Sexy – VIDEO
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This Week in Celebrity Nudity (NSFW)
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I Don’t Know Who Helen Flanagan is But I’m Starting to Think I Should
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There Can Never Be Too Many Busty Web Cam Sluts (NSFW)
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Nicole Scherzinger, Just Because
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Funny Dog Howl
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Kate Upton’s Vogue Cover Even Though She’s Fat
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Epic Tea Time
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Christy Mack Awesome Blowjob
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Amateur Anal
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Hot Amateur Webcam Fuck
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Cops Jerking Off Dudes
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I LIKE NAKED CELEBRITIES!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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2012

07

Dec

Paris Hilton is Not Dead Even and in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Even if you think Paris Hilton is dead….she’s not….she’s with Everyone who is anyone, or who wants to be anyone, or who was once someone thanks to her grandfather…is is Miami…as I’ve said before…

I am not in Miami..because I am no one…and I like it that way…but unfortunately Paris Hilton hasn’t really embraced her falling off to insignificance as gracefully…I am sure she hates every single Kardashian episode or article more than any of us do…which should make her on our site…but it doesn’t…because she hates them cuz she wants to be them….since she’s the bootleg version of them….not that it matters…what matters is she’s in Miami to get noticed…and in trying to get noticed…hoping for a second wind…she’s pulling out her tits…and the worst thing about this…you know the greatest fucking tragedy is that I think she looks fucking hot…ass and titties I’d play connect the dots with her herpes scab like I was Peewee Herman…whatever that means…

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2012

07

Dec

Danielle Sharp Topless for Nuts of the Day


Danielle Sharp is an old familiar Glamour Model set of huge fucking tits that we have already seen before…that we don’t mind seeing again…because they are fucking tits…and we love fucking tits…both figuratively and literally…

She’s been in this game a long fucking time, for obvious reasons and I like to think this is her best shoot…but then again…that’s probably because I only started noticing these low level, fame whores, who are into showing their tits…in the last few months…prior to that…I couldn’t be bothered with them…even though they are amazing…and that’s pretty fucking weird of me…especially when looking at these tits…tits that need to be celebrated through collectively ejaculating to them in a non homo way…since we aren’t all in the same room….you queer…

Posted in:Danielle Sharp|NSFW

2012

07

Dec

Demi Moore is Fun of the Day

Demi Moore may be a disgusting pile of half woman with a horrible uterus that makes horrible babies…and who may be crazy but not crazy enough to do the world some good by killing off her ex husband who is clearly the devil…

But she is rocking out with the rest of everyone who is anyone…you know everyone who matters…you know the cool kids…who are all polluting the already polluted cesspool that is Miami for Art Basel week….

I don’t know about you…but it is pretty arousing…you know pushing 60, plastic surgeried into something barely human, rocking a romper like she was 18, fucking dudes who are probably 18, doing it all in a very non-graceful way…kinda makes her look like she’s lost her shit..but that is ok…cuz that happened a long time ago…making this nothin’ but a good time…with a grandma aged vagina…

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2012

07

Dec

Lauren Cohan 2004 Lingerie Shoot of the Day

I didn’t do the background research on these pics…I am not too into being an investigative journalist, but prefer just posting other people’s contents and writing shit no one reads about them…It is the life of a fucking hack…and the good news is that I am even more pathetic in person…

That said, her name is Lauren Cohan, she’s 30 and on The Walking Dead…it has probably taken her a long fucking time to get this legitimate role, and in that quest…she took on some lingerie modeling jobs,..and with the internet…nothing dies…it lives forever…and we can jerk off to her half naked at 22….

Works for me…the only real question mark is who the fuck found this and where did they find it…I keep thinking it was in his catalog collection he keeps in his business…featuring underwear catalogs from the last 30 years…because this is some weird shit to compile…

Posted in:Lauren Cohan

2012

07

Dec

Sofia Vergara’s Cleavage on Set of the Day


Sofia Vergara has come a long fucking way from being a broken down 20 year old single mothered faced with stripping or re-marrying rich….so she gets the importance of her ridiculous tits…and how at 40 and an Emmy winner…she owes a lot to them…so she might as well celebrate them and put them on blast on set…cuz really they are all that fucking matter….and I’m thankful for that….


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Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2012

07

Dec

Priyanka Chopra Hot for GQ India of the Day


I don’t do enough Bollywood coverage…considering half of the modern world are Indians (dots not feathers) and if I became the premiere website for Bollywood stars, I’d probably actually make a lot of money…don’t steal my idea….I want to be the only one big in India…with the Royal Palace treatment….with Harems and all the butter chicken I can eat…and I want one of my wife’s to be this Chopra bitch…cuz seeing her in leather…excites me.

Posted in:Priyanka Chopra

2012

07

Dec

Natalia Vodianova is a Wet Babe of the Day


Natalia Vodianova has been in the model game a long fucking time…I’m sure I’ve seen her topless at some point in time or another – cuz that’s what hot models do…especially when they are communist….because if they are old enough….like NATALIA VODIANOVA is…they remember what waiting in line for bread is…at that post traumatic stress leads to easy convincing….

Here she is all wet and lovely…and I like it.

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