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2012

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Dec

Anna Freil’s Unfortunate See Through of the Day

There is nothing quite like seeing a 40 year old actress, if you can even call her an actress, when she’s actually just a british soap star trying to legitimize herself as an actress…walking around in a seee through shirt…showing off some nipple…

Oh wait…there is totally things better than seeing a 40 year old actress doing in a see through…like not seeing a 40 year old actress in a see through…or even seeing a 20 year old in a see through, or even in a fucking snow suit…pretty much anything…is better than this…but at least she’s not fat.

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2012

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Olivia Newton John John Travolta’s Cash Grab Ruins Xmas of the Day

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I heard about this miserable John Travolta and Olivia Newton John cash grab…because neither are rich enough and figure they might as relive their Grease fame like this was still the 70s…and the only sad thing about it isn’t that they just raped and shat on Christmas…typical Scientologist behavior…but that the didn’t feature his dead son and her awesome crackhead daughter…because at least it reminds us that as much as they punish us…God has punished them too…they’re just rich…

This is the worst…but America will love it…and it is an excuse to plug….

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2012

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Sylvie van der Vaart Christmas Lingerie of the Day

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Tis the fucking Season….for companies to pump out lingerie pics hoping to sell product to men who don’t know what to get their fat wives and to women recently divorced, or single for whatever reason…like devoting themselves to their career only to realize at 40 all the money they have doesn’t make up for the sacrifices they made….to buy the shit..in hopes of getting laid….

So seeing this older, but lovely, dutch model in lingerie brings me nothing but Holiday Cheer….it may not be a Christmas miracle…but it is good enough….and as someone with low standards and expectations…good enough,..is good enough….

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2012

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Edita Vilkeviciute Tits for Numero of the Day

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Fashion porn is the best kind of porn…not that tits are pornographic…they are the food source for our kin…I don’t see how could they be sexualized, or deemed inappropriate, when our pure innocent babies use them to feed and survive…but for some reason…they are considered naughty…and sites like mine that post pics of them are considered pornographic…even though the last time I was able to jerk off to a tit was when I was 14….and that was just because I was a malnourished baby…

All this to say, Edita Vilkeviciute is lovely, her nudity is classy and elegant and makes me want to eat…her pussy.

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2012

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Megan Fox Bikini in this is 40 of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned, Megan Fox is 40…she’s a plastic surgery financier, she’s a mom, with a ravaged vagina, and she’s married to her long term boyfriend, which is just boring, settled down, garbage..what you would expect from a 40 year old…..and whether he’s a total loser….at least on paper…and not because he’s with Megan Fox and I am bitter, in fact that’s the only redeemable thing about him, but because he was in 90210 and that’s all he’s been in….it’s boring…but at least it’s in a bikini promoting some bullshit movie you will all see..cuz you’re easily manipulated…

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2012

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Sabine Jameljanova’s Lookin’ Alright Topless in Front Decmeber of the Day

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The nice thing about Glamour Models…besides their tits…is the fact that there are so many of them…at the fucking gates…ready to fucking go…because these Lad Mags in the UK have marketed the shit into being cool, not sleazy, and the world is just substantially more perverted, making for young girls who hate math and sciences, more inclined to show their tits for pay at least now more than ever…so theres a constant flow of talent…new titties for me to stare at…and today is this girl…tomorrow another one..there is no end to the amazingness and that….is reason to fucking live people…

Posted in:NSFW|Sabine Jameljanova

2012

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Dec

Victoria’s Secret Infomercial of the Day

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I hate the Victoria’s Secret fashion show…that is actually an infomercial they pay for with less creativity than the slap chop infomercial…

Sure, half naked hot models are always fine to look at, but I’ve already seen the fucking pics, I know I’m not gonna see any nipple, vagina or even hard nipple or hint of vagina definition, cuz it’s edited hard…I mean shit happened a month ago..and they’ve had teams of people editing this shit so nothing sneaks in….

Not to mention, they interview these hookers like their opinion on boys and dating fucking matter. They are bodies to sell and showcase panties…they aren’t actual people, their opinions are not educated or interesting, they are fucking models….so fucking model…

It gets me mad…so mad…as everyone tweets about the shit..cuz that’s exactly what they want us to do….those brain washing bastards…

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2012

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Fashion Model with Hard Nipples of the Day

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Elise Crombez is Belgian like a french fry and a waffle…and here she is modeling for Rika Magazine….and she is lovely even if not topless enough for an unknown model…at least unknown to me…but that’s just because she is busty and hard nippled…

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2012

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Rosie Jones is Killing Me With this Nuts Shoot of the Day

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I know Glamour Models don’t fucking matter…I know they are a dime a dozen…I know they are just strippers with some business sense and some contacts in the right places…I know this is nothing to be impressed by…but did you see these fucking pics of Rosie Jones? They are fucking amazing…and it’s hard to say a bitch is ugly, pathetic, a heathen or disgrace to her family and the catholic church…when she’s got tits like this…

I know Glamour Models are irrelevant…and should be ignored or at least not respected or celebrated for such easy mindless work…but did you see these fucking pics of Rosie Jones for the latest issue of NUTS…motherfucker…she’s ridiculous…in a good way.

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones

2012

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Ginger Spice Changing Room Pic of the Day

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This was just emailed to me….I have no idea how anyone could decipher this being Ginger Spice aka Geri Halliwell….I mean there’s no face…which is probably better that way…you know with being the whole old as fuck…tired and broken down stripper turned pornstar turned mom turned…whatever the fuck her relatively busty and fit body is….so this may not even be her…but for the sake of a post…let’s just say it is her…and let’s just say I’m glad it happened…cuz changing rooms are porn to me…over the years…they have been responsible for 40 percent of my legal troubles…but I don’t need to get into that…I’m too busy looking at this sheer bra and black panties…

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