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2012

05

Dec

Keeley Hazell’s Last Bikini Pic Ever of the Day

There comes a point in every Glamour Models life…usually around the age of 30…when they realize that they can’t define themselves as a set of tits being flashed for money…they they need more of a legacy and that they have to be strategic to not walk away from all they know when they’ve held on too damn long and just look pathetic…there is strategy in quitting a life of sexualizing yourself…prostituting yourself…nude modeling yourself…that allows you to leave it when still relevant…opening new doors like acting…or singing…or a brand of lingerie….rather than holding on to it….until no one notices you for anything but a saggy, tired, pile of Pam Anderson…

But the world is a scary place out there..and when you turn your back on all you know..there’s not guarantee your plan will work out…and there is always a fallback in showing your tits for money…

So Keeley Hazell…I’m convinced…we’ll be seeing your tits again…but I will humor you and pretend this is your last shoot ever…liar…

Posted in:Keeley Hazell

2012

05

Dec

On the Third Day of stepXMAS my Hoooker Gave to Me of the Day


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2012

05

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have a new found love for twitter…I used to ROCK THE SHIT HARD ….and never got deleted like I have been on other social networks…but it got boring…but last night I revisited it…and saw tht girls post nudes pics of themselves all over the shit and they aren’t deleted like they were on facebook or instagram and that….made me fall in love again..with a website…cuz of tits…I am pathetic…

Here are some morning links…

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The World’s Fastest Archer Will Shut You the Fuck Down
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Charley Atwell is a British Beauty with a Bountiful Bosom (NSFW)
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The Trollsens Have Really Outdone Themselves This Time
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SIRI Verses Google Voice Search – SHOWDOWN – VIDEO
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So, What, Frankie Muniz Can Only Have ‘Mini-Strokes’ Because He’s A Midget? That’s Racist
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Hollie Winnard is a Pasadena princess
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New Rihanna Fragrance Doesn’t Require Clothes – PHOTOS
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The 2013 Zombie Bikini Calendar
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Free Cam Shows For Some Mid Week Sexy (NSFW)
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She Probably Didn’t Think This Video Would Get Out (NSFW)
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Guess Who Got Nominated for a Porn Award?
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Natasha Will Help Make Your Morning Better
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Who Knew The Holidays Could Be This Scary? – VIDEO
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2012

04

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve spent the entire day sexting a woman with cancer…because I am a good person and I like to give the terminal ill hope that there is something worse than death…and that’s my sexting…

It is the holiday season…and it is about giving… CHECK OUT OUR HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

Here are the stepLINKS…

Frankie Muniz Had a Stroke
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Katt Williams is Losing His Mind Part 2 – VIDEO
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The Best/Worst Celebrity Twitter Bios
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Comedian Finds Cocaine in Hecklers Coat
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Marisa Miller Naked and Pregnant in Allure
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Train Removes Snow and it is Cool
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A Topless Kate Upton Pretending She’s Being Sprayed with Butter….Fatty.
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Oh You Know, Just a Terrifying Brazilian Corpse Elevator Prank – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Lesbian & Bisexual Characters in Movies
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Megan Fox And Leslie Mann Make An Interesting Lesbian Fantasy
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Guess Which One is Steve Jobs
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Today is Tramp Stamp Tuesday (NSFW)
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I’d Like to Be All Over Makeala (NSFW)
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Death Metal Doggy
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Motorbike Falls Onto a Boat
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Katy Perry Will Make You Want to Murder Katy Perry in this Interview with her Mangled Face
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NUTS December 2012
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Awesome 1969 Mustang
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And That’s Why You Don’t Mess With Bulls… – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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The 10 Awesomest Tumblrs of 2012
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Aaaaaaaaannnnnd She’s Getting Double Fisted (NSFW)
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Been Awhile Since We Had Some Sienna Miller
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These Four Babes Are Topless, Nuff Said (NSFW)
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How About a Kourtney Kardashian Down Blouse? (SITE NSFW)
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Nick Lacey Got Into a Fight at a Football Game and Here’s the Video – VIDEO
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Geri Halliwell Changing Room Peek with See Thru Bra (NSFW)
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Yeah I’d Bang Kate Bosworth, How About You?
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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2012: Model Lindsay Ellingson
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America’s Hottest Female Athletes
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These Two Sluts Are Doing a Passion Dance (NSFW)
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How Could You Not Wanna Be All Over This Ass?
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Grandtheft Auto Live Action is Awesome – VIDEO
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Ahhhhh My Girlfriend Miranda Kerr
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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I’d Like a Little Taste of a Girl as Sweet as Mae (NSFW)
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Rita Ora Was Fucking Everyone For Tracks
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Leony April is All Sorts of Sexy (NSFW)
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Fuck Buddies Have Safer But Less Satisfying Sex – Survey!
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Ladies Who Attended KIIS FM’s 2012 Jingle Ball (Second Show)
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When This Slut Gets Nude, It’s Impressive (NSFW)
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Dancing in Her Underwear, No Biggie
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Brandi Glanville Calls LeAnn Rimes A Sociopath Because LeAnn Rimes Is Probably A Sociopath
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Charle Sheen’s New Movie Looks Good
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HOW TO GET YOUR CAT TO CUM INSIDE YOU
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November Fails
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Sienna Miller Still Gives Me Boners…
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Asian Pantyhose Group Sex
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Alexis Texas Awesome Anal
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Slutty Asian Compilation
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Crackwhore Blowjob
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I LIKE NAKED CELEBRITIES!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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2012

04

Dec

Kate Bowsworth’s Sultry for Topshop Christmas of the Day

I don’t know about you…but I totally masturbated to this…just something about Christmas carols that does this to me everytime…spontaneous ejaculation…which makes being a Mall Santa a very dangerous part time job…

That Said…Christmas is my favorite time of year…so CHECK OUT OUR VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE

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2012

04

Dec

Taylor Swift Just Had Sex of the Day

Here’s a life changing video of Harry Styles from One Direction…a pop band you probably have heard and hate…doing a little walk of shame leaving Taylor Swift’s hotel room a few minutes before Taylor Swift….after spending the night with her…sliding his dick deep inside her cock loving vagina….

This girl plays the wholesome angle up for her fans, but bitch has more boyfriends than a street hooker…young harlot…doing young harlot things….

I figured I’d post it cuz calling out a girl for having sex…with or without me…especially when she’s some Jesus freak icon…who is actually boy crazy…is one of my favorite things to do…

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2012

04

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Swimwear of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Infomercial to get you in the Holiday spirit is airing on TV today or tomorrow…so what better way to celebrate something we’ve all seen the pics of when it happened….than to look at catalog shots of some of their models in boring bikinis…with hard nipple, vagina definition all edited out…without any thong bottom or brazilian sleazy…a real fuckin mess…and I’m not talking about my underwear after masturbating to this…I am talking about the fact that I waste my time posting this shit….


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2012

04

Dec

Bar Paly Ass for Tatler Russia of the Day

Bar Paly, straight from the Holy Land of Israel…is doing the natural thing anyone from the birthplace of modern relgion..and more importantly Jesus Christ, our lord and savior…and that’s exposing her bare ass in an amazing way for Tatler Russia….

Anyone named after my favorite place to self destruct can’t be that bad…especially when flashing her ass…for money…

She looks awesome…

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2012

04

Dec

Kesha (Ke$ha)’s Possible Horrible Pussy Lips of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on here…but I know I don’t like it…Katy Perry’s best friend, personal assistant, hipster groupie sidekick who made it thanks to being in LA, fucking the right people, and latching onto her annoying friend….is on stage..probably performing the worst possible pile of shit song your ears can fucking handle…but that radios play because that’s how this garbage music industry works…polluting our lives….against our will….is flashing her pussy lips in a pair of gold panties she’s wearing on stage..and should be arrested for wearing in public…and more importantly….for ruining the youth who buy into her act….

I guess it is possible that she’s wearing nude colored pants under her fishnets – but where’s the fun in that….even if it makes for a more hygienic, less vile…experience…


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Posted in:Kesha

2012

04

Dec

Selena Gomez Bra and Panty Selfie of the Day

In the biggest news in the history of news….that I guess is motivated by being ditched for a lingerie model….Selena Gomez has released to social media…a picture of her taking a self shot underwear pic…like she too is a lingerie model…despite her body screaming that she is anything but a lingerie model….even though people like me encourage all girls, bodies and shapes to be lingerie models….at least in my inbox and on my cell phone…because it helps me with my masturbation…

That said..I like where this is going…even if it’s not as good as a sex tape…it is the right level of falling off for attention…and I mean..it’s Selena Gomez in her bra and panties…that’s a big deal in some circles…so just take it all in, I know it is hard to digest and process you fucking pervert….

I guess it’s possible that this isn’t actual her crying for attention…but a wet pre-shower Gomez leaking this pic makes for a better story….

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