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2012

04

Dec

Kelly Cunningham Nude in Purple of the Day

[kelly cunningham wanted the pics removed because she’s a confused girl who gets naked for a camera but who doesn’t like when people talk about her being naked you can see her shitty pics HERE

She’s not very hot, but she’s naked and has bush, and I guess that makes her worth looking at, that’s kind of what I imagine she is going for, because if she wasn’t naked and with bush, she’d exist even less than she already does. Which just goes to show you if you’re naked in pictures, even when low grade and bottom feeding – people like me will look…

Here’s the original post without pics – thanks Kelly.

Her name is Kelly Cunningham…she has an IMDB page…so I guess that means she matters…at least more than we matter…since we don’t have IMDB pages…and IMDB is the Litmus test of relevance or at least the litmus test for wanting to matter…cuz after looking at her filmography…I figure she’ll do anything she can to get work…not one of her movies is even an actual fucking movie..but she’s putting in work…and I guess realizing that no matter how hard she tries…it is leading no where…leading to her doing nude shoots for fashion magazines….in hopes at least one person notices…and helps bring her to the next level…just because they will see how eager, hungry, desperate she is for this….when I prefer my nudes to happen after a bitch has already made it…but I guess as long as they’re getting naked…I shouldn’t be complaining…..especially when they have good bush…

Here are the pics.

[kelly cunningham wanted the pics removed because she’s a confused girl who gets naked for a camera but who doesn’t like when people talk about her being naked you can see her shitty pics HERE

She’s not very hot, but she’s naked and has bush, and I guess that makes her worth looking at, that’s kind of what I imagine she is going for, because if she wasn’t naked and with bush, she’d exist even less than she already does. Which just goes to show you if you’re naked in pictures, even when low grade and bottom feeding – people like me will look…

Here’s the original post without pics – thanks Kelly.

Posted in:Kelly Cunningham|NSFW

2012

04

Dec

Kate Upton’s GQ Germany Shoot of the Day

I posted the pics from this video yesterday…and they were a huge hit…sure not as huge as Kate Upton’s fat chick in training appetite…but huge none the less…

She’s overrated, dumpy, irritating, and should probably go back to school to find a profession cuz there’s no way this modeling thing will keep up for her into her 20s…her fat face just won’t allow for it…it is already a sloppy jiggly mess….and one day…sucking in her sloppy stomach won’t be enough to get high paying jobs…you know when that sloppy stomach isn’t able to be sucked in…when it catches up with the rest of her…but people love her…so here’s the video…

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2012

04

Dec

Kristy Goretskaya & Jessica Dykstra FOR GQ ITALY of the Day

I’ve never heard of either Kristy Goretskaya or Jessica Dykstra…but upton doing some really low level, lazy research, I have found out some really fascinating information about one of them…Jessica Dykstra….who is from Miami…has a Dutch father and Cuban mother…has done a ton of low level modeling…and is starting to pop up in european magazines like GQ Italy…where she gets topless…because everywhere but America….magazines have nudity and aren’t considered porn…see cuzmodels everywhere…including America…are totally down with being shot nude…but the land of the free and the home of the brave can’t have that …it is not Christian….so thank god for willing girls…trying to get through life without actually working and the Euro fashion mags that take pics of them…cuz these girls are awesome.

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2012

04

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Ass in a Little Dress of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is at the stage in her career where she’s pretty secure with herself…she’s got the millions of dollars in her bank account…her people are likely turning down jobs everyday…she realizes she looks good enough for people to pay her instead of all the other bitches dying for her jobs….so she can get away with posting pics that don’t flatter her…because who really gives a fuck about her nose, or her broad shoulders…them shits make money….especially when all I’m really looking at is her cute little ass…

All this to say…keep up the good social networking woman…cuz you’re winning at it…or at least winning at giving boners…

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2012

04

Dec

Chrissy Teigen Bikini of the Day

You wanna know what I like about Chrissy Teigen ….everything….and I am not just saying that because she’s got a pretty decent body modeling bikinis…if anything… I don’t give a fuck about her bikini modeling…as far as I’m concerned…I’ll masturbate to anything in a bikini…so she could be white, BLASIAN, single, married, I don’t give a fuck…..the real reason I like her is because she doesn’t block me on twitter when I call her a gold digger…she actually encourages me to keep on calling her a gold digger…and someone who can laugh at herself when humoring me…is pretty much perfection…especially when they look like this in a bikini….Unfortunately she’s engaged to John Legend…so I’ll have to wait for the kids and divorce before making my move and tricking her into cooking me dinner like I was her Homie Kate Upton who probably eats all her cooking…cuz as a fat man who likes to eat…her cooking.. THAT I FOLLOW ON THE INTERNET .is more pornographic to me than her bikini jacked up her little model ass…

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2012

04

Dec

On the 2nd Day of stepXMAS my Hooker Gave to Me…of the Day

SOME AWESOME COWBOY SHIRTS TO PLAY EQUUS COWBOY FETISHES OUT IN


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2012

04

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Some days I wake up feeling like dancing…it is usually the remnants of my serious drug and alcohol use…

Today is not one of those days…but I will say this…I am fucking high on Christmas…but I think that’s because I’ve been masturbating to OUR HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE ..

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Oh You Know, Just a One Legged Long Jumper. Wait, What?
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40 Sexy Self Shots, a Gallery Just for You (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Close Call For the Polish Military
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Kat Dennings Nude Photos Leaked (NSFW)
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Gerard Butler Photobombed The Sh-t Out Of David Beckham’s Last Game
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Jessica Chastain Graces British GQ (Photo Gallery)
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Topless Kate Upton Gets Splashed With Water (GIF)
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Free Cam Shows, All the Fun You Need (NSFW)
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Cute Girl, GREAT RACK (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Rita Ora
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Hey There Lina Posada (NSFW)
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DMX sing Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer – VIDEO
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2012

03

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

From shitting…pissing…spitting…snot…and fucking infection and disease…to unprotected sex…internal cumshots…and babies….Nature is so vulgar….but what isn’t vulgar…is Christmas…

That’s why I launched the


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It’s the most wonderful time of the year…..

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The IRS Seized Lindsay Lohan’s Bank Accounts
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Julia Roberts is Probably Lezzing it Out or Something
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DMX Sings Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
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Dubstep X-Mas Lights
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Jessica Chastain Bra for GQ
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Elizabeth Loaiza shows us why we need to visit Colombia (SEMI NSFW)
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The 15 Hottest Victoria’s Secret Models You Haven’t Heard Of
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Hayden Panettiere’s Fake Boobs Are Popping Out Of Nashville
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Here’s Heidi Klum Dressed As Cleopatra Sitting On Santa’s Lap. Wait, What?
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Holiday Shopping Scare Prank
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Calm Cat Kickin’ It in the Tub
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Danny Way in the Waiting for Lightning Trailer – Awesome Skateboarding
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How to: Piss Off a Mundamentalist Preacher – VIDEO
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Justin Has One Sweet Ass, Wow (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, It’s Time For You to Have Some Private Time (NSFW)
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Orsolya Kocsis is one outrageously hot Hungarian (SEMI NSFW)
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The 20 Awesomest Nicolas Cage GIFs
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Gorgeous Slut and a Sex Toy (NSFW)
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If I’m Posting About Anne Hatheway, You Know It’s a Slow Day
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Anna is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Wendy’s Tits Are Out of Hand (NSFW)
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Ciara’s Nipples Are Hard (SITE NSFW)
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Here’s Some Carrie Underwood, Looking Casual
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Happy Birthday, Amanda Seyfried: Celebrate Her Best Beauty Moments (GALLERY)
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Stella Hudgens Is Really Trying Hard
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And Now, The Worst Movies of 2012
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Lesbian Blonde Sex Fantasy of the Day. You’re Welcome (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Tina Fey is Amazing of the Day
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How To: Make Music With Red Stripe – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian touring the Middle East? Gee, what could possibly go wrong? HINT: Stun Grenades
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SOME NSFW CONTENT)
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Real Or Fake?: Dog Caught On Nanny Cam Playing Piano And Singing High Notes! [Video]
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Lesbian Teens Get Naughty on the Pool Table
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A Courtney Stodden Thanksgiving Slut Shot That Just Surfaced (Not the Turkey One, This One is New) – NSFW)
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Sophie turner Was Trashy at Style Week
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Busty Slut on a Web Came
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Jessica Biel Shitty See Through for Ellen
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Crazy Kayak Dive
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Parrot Opens a Beer Can
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Car Sings Jingle Bells
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Daddy Fucks Daughter Fetish…
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Amateur Mom has a Tongue Ring.
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Some Group Sex in the Club
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Girl Gets Massaged Fetish
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Sex in the Back Seat
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

03

Dec

Bar Refaeli Tweets Hot Ass Shot in Bikini of the Day

I guess Bar Refaeli is feeling a little attention starved…you know because this Draft Dodger who never joined IDF or whatever the Israeli army is called….was too busy modeling to do her mandatory service…while every other 18 year old Israeli was…so when shit was hit last week…she felt helpless and alone cuz she she couldn’t relate to all her friends who were getting ready to take out the muslims and steal their land more than they already have…

So she did what every peace loving “look at me I’m half naked” hippie would do…and that is post a photoshopped pic of her big ass on the internet…

Maybe that way when people think Israel…they will think Bar Refaeli like they used to….you know to try to get people to focus back on her the only way she knows how….unless it has nothing to do with war and she’s just a hooker who likes being half naked for her fans…either way…it happened and I have the pic to prove it.

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2012

03

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s Face Herpes Face of the Day


Here’s a huge shocker…Kim Kardashian…a socialite slut…who likely fucked the world prior to even existing….and who only exists thanks to a sex tape we can tie back into Daddy issues and Stage Mother who was a Gold Digger issues….I’m talking unprotected sex, porn star, party slut….has face herpes….face herpes she’s so okay with having that she’s not covering it up, wearing make-up, or anything….I guess because she knows it has come to that point in her career…where this is the kind of thing people will write about…and that’s all that matters to her…no shame….even when it’s disgusting….can’t wait til times get tough and she starts walking around with period stains on her pants…shit stains on her bikini….face herpes is always the gateway ailment to deeper darker disgusting….


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