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2012

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Dec

Kate Upton Gets Peed On While Topless of the Day

Topless Kate Upton in some pictures that remind me of Kate Upton getting peed on by a large animal…like a horse…with a steady stream…are pictures of Kate Upton that are totally worth lookin’ at…even if the shoot was from the past…and even if you’ve seen these pictures before…because peeing on girls is always fucking funny…especially when they are fat girls…

Honestly seeing Kate Upton topless is a lot more fun than seeing her doing what she’s actually talented at….an actual expert in…something she’s devoted to….and that her heart is in and her body will soon catch up to….eating.

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2012

03

Dec

Leslie Mann Topless in This is 40 of the Day

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Judd Apatow’s wife….who is also in all of Judd Apatow produced movies….because that’s the benefit of being married to a director and producer…you know cuz if he’s gonna be paying his lead 5 million dollars…it might as well go to their vacation fund…kinda thing….

I’ve never found her hot….or really deserving of her fame…I just figured the fucking the director thing made sense…you know something Lohan and the other low levels need to do to get work….and I don’t really care about seeing her 40 year old mom of two nipple Judd Apatow jerks off on….

But it happened…and I’m reporting it…I am a hero like that…

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2012

03

Dec

Rihanna’s Instagram Fun of the Day

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Huge and totally uninteresting news…Rihanna or Chris Brown tweeted a picture of Rihanna in her underwear with Chris Brown at some Macy’s Perfume launch cuz she’s classy and cuz they both like all the attention they get in the media about it…that’s why they lied about the whole beating in the first place…shit it’s hollywood…I can’t tell movie make-up from the real fucking thing..and I trust none of these assholes…they have no souls and are puppets to make stupid money…manipulating the public is kind of a huge part of what they do…even if he did beat the fuck out of her, I guess she realized she deserved it, making their peace with each other….but still useless stupidities that I can separate myself from the evil that is them…to focus on what is important…and that is half nakedness.

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2012

03

Dec

Kate Middleton is Pregnant…..of the Day

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KATE MIDDLETON is pregnant….it is the big news around the world ….

Can’t say I didn’t see this one coming…but I can say the most ambitious gold dig in the history of gold digging…is now officially complete…set for life cuz she owns half of the future kings baby….unless she gets killed off like her mother in law…when she misbehaves….but set for life nonetheless…this kind of locking a man in has been happening forever…so it is no surprise…but good hustle Kate Middleton….play it off as real love for the fans…but we know the truth…every girl wants to be a princess…

Now let’s just hope her sister steps up her fucking game…out of jealousy….to stand out from the attention her sister the Princess is getting…to pave her own life, future and brand…ideally with her vagina….sex tape and all naughty things…cuz it is more fun that way….

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2012

03

Dec

Marisa Miller Pregnant Nudes for Allure of the Day

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I forgot Marisa Miller existed….but apparently she’s pregnant…and in Allure…

These should be tagged NSFW…or even Not Safe for Anywhere…because pregnancy is some alien invasion shit that may be natural…but seems so unnatural….

You know what, I was never into MARISA MILLER …sure she had and I do mean HAD a great body…before going on to get knocked up like most 38 year old hard faced women who pretend they are 30 do…so tht they don’t miss the window of opportunity like they are Jennifer Aniston….even though her tits were fake…she was ripped….but that’s all over…but she made her money, probably landed a billionaire as models do…cuz billionaires like models….and now she can go on to live a normal life of excess…forgotten by an industry that hasn’t given her work for the last year anyway…

Here are the pics…

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2012

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Dec

Ashley Tisdale Gives Me Boners on Social Media of the Day

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I usually hate on Ashley Tisdale but the world is too beautiful of a place to fill it with hate…there is always so much negativity that we might as well celebrate the good and not the bad…and ultimately..why bother shitting on people…especially those with vaginas…just because they have an awkward face….you see cuz they still have tits, legs, pussy, asshole and mouth to fuck…they still have armpits, hands and feet to fuck…and they probably are more enthusiastic about it than the average vagina…cuz they feel ugly all the time…since their face…is kinda ugly…but maybe I’m just saying that cuz she’s posing in a way that works her flaws, hides her flaws and lets me focus on her assets…duck face that ho…and everything works out….at least for Ashley Tisdale…cuz this pic is erotic.

Here are some pics of her modeling for some magazine called Jezebel this past month…just because I support her comeback tour…

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2012

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Dec

Chanel Iman in Lingerie for Deluxe Magazine of the Day

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The highlight of my life is that Christy Turlington dissed me on Instagram when I was trolling her pics. Sure it could have been one of her handlers, as most of these rich and famously successful people have, but it could have also been her…and as far as my vintage, throwback, old timer model fetish goes…it lead me to a happy place…just like Chanel Iman modeling lingerie like she was still 20…even though she’s already old news as Victoria’s Secret didn’t book her to do their show this year…I know she’s only 22 and can pull it together…but as far as I’m concerned she’s just an old timer just taking any job she gets…

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2012

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Dec

Anne Hathaway Pantsless for Glamour Magazine of the Day

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Anne Hathaway bores me….these could be pics of her diddling herself on a park bench in the middle of Central Park in front of a field trip of asian exchange students…and I wouldn’t give a fuck…but I know nerds everywhere have masturbated to her relatively busty in comparison to her body…from whatever nude scene she’s been in like LOVE AND OTHER DRUGS…or her wedding no one cared about…she’s dull..but pantsless and I guess you might as well take it all in before she has babies…cuz you know that’s coming soon to a tabloid near you…

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2012

03

Dec

Berrak Tuzunatac in a Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Berrak Tuzunatac is some Turkish actress from Instabul…I once knew someone from Turkey…and he told me when he was growing up him and his buddies would fuck dogs cuz they weren’t allowed to jerk off or fuck women…until one day getting caught because one of them got stuck in the dog…but that cab driver wasn’t Berrak Tuzunatac ….who is modeling bikinis like a good little Turkish actress…who clearly is the kind of Muslim you racist Americans can get into…because not all Muslims dress like fucking Ninjas or hate the Jews….some Muslims are just babes…who get half naked…and the only thing they blow up are my pants…if you know what I mean….fucking terrorist…

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2012

03

Dec

Kerry Washington’s Hot Enough Photoshoot of the Day

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Kerry Washington is some 35 year old actress who is aging pretty proper…which is convenient since she’s a fucking actress….and has to be on TV and in movies and half naked in photoshoots to compete with the younger. blacker girls…

She’s been in Ray, Last King of Scotland, and she’s gonna be in Django Unchained….which I guess this is promo for…sure she’s not half naked enough for my kind of publicity shots…but she’s pretty fucking hot…and reminds me that I need to have sex with a black girl…cuz I haven’t yet…not because I’m a racist…but because they are….

Either way, here she is.

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