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2012

30

Nov

Hayden Panettiere in a Bra for in Nashville of the Day

Hello Breast Implants…well I guess when you get new tits to launch your new gig on TV after falling off and disappearing…waiting for the child sex scandal rumors to blow over…while blowing…men over 6 foot 6…because that’s just what midget bitches do to over compensate…it’s like overly skinny dudes with fat chicks, for white girls with black dudes, the whole opposite make for good times when getting fucked from behind…especially if the child sex ring is true…cuz child sex would probably leave her with a pretty big gap to fill…in her panties…you might as well show them…

I am not that into grabbing fake tits, but I like looking at them, even when they suck, cuz big tits speak to me at an emotional level, especially when they balance out the broad shoulders on an otherwise broad girl…

Here she is in a bra in Nashville.

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2012

30

Nov

Sofia Vergara’s Big Titties Behind the Scenes for Something of the Day

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Sofia Vergara is filming some movie with Sharon Stone and since she’s Sofia Vergara she’s showing off some tits…because without her tits….she would never have been an Emmy winning actress who snuck her way into the bed of the right producer…cuz there are so many other Hispanic women..or even white women who can put on a believable hispanic accent to take her place…

It makes absolutely no sense to me how someone who was a single mother at 20, living as a refugee in Miami…made it to Hollywood star status by 40….her story should have ended drug addicted stripper…..there’s more to this story than we’re being told…but I can tell you one thing…no matter what that story is…it all starts with her tits…

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2012

30

Nov

Wendy Williams Hides her Dick for PETA of the DAy

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What the fuck is this about…I don’t even know who Wendy Williams is…I think maybe she’s a radio host or TV host…but know that this shouldn’t have happened…

I am all for transgendered people…I mean sure, it’s weird, unnatural…even creepy…but they are still people….albeit broken people…but people nonetheless…and they deserve the same opportunities as those who stick to the gender they were born with…but I sure as hell don’t like them posing naked in Animal propaganda ad campaigns…when they are barely human…at least in terms of physical appearance..

Maybe I’m being too hard on her…one may call me an asshole, cuz I wrote this post as if she was born with a dick, when she probably wasn’t and just looks like she was…but the real issue is that maybe she shoulda kept her fucking clothes on and never but me in this awkward position of seeing her in this horrible, offensive, scary state….forcing me to defend myself through the only weapon i have…my words…

Seriously. Dude. Keep. Your. Clothes. On. Bro.

I don’t care how many cute animals this saved, it’d have more impact if it was requesting people donate to get Wendy Williams in a sweat suit.

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2012

30

Nov

Stella Hudgens Looks Like Fun of the Day

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Stella Hudgens looks like a lot of fun…she’s underage and partying at an event I can only assume serves booze to girls who are underage because when they wear outfits like this…they might as well be 20…you know it’s the good old “officer, she had tits, was in a bar, and gave head like a 25 year old, how was I supposed to know she was 16″…it always gets you off…literally.

What it comes down to is that she’s taking all the right cues from her sister, the underage nude model, Vanessa Hudgens and that to me…is amazing…always upstage the older sibling…so daddy and mommy notice me…especially if the older sibling you’re upstaging is naughty and your upstaging involves being more naughty…

Looks like she’s hanging with the right crowd…

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2012

30

Nov

Nicole Bahls Nipple on the Beach of the Day

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I don’t know who Nicole Bahls is…but I know this is her second time on the beach in a bikini SHOWING OFF HER NIPPLE like it was uninternetion…when the fact that anyone is actually taking pics of her…is pretty fucking intentional..especially when they manage this up close and personal shots…almost like they are being paid to expose her properly in a good old fashion staged nipple slip…

It was more fun when it was starlets but now it’s just hookers you’d expect to see sucking dick on the internet ….we’re all so desensitized…is nothing sacred enough to be upset when the pics leak anymore…

The world is a pile of gutter trash.

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2012

30

Nov

India Reynolds Nude Outtakes of the Day

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I know these Glamour models don’t matter in any fucking way at all…I know that they are relativley insignificant…I know that posting them is just encouraging them to be lazy and rely on posing topless until it is too late…and I know that’s exactly why I do it…I don’t care what they do, or who they are…I just wanna stare at their tits…and luckily, someone who isn’t me is paying them to do just that…It must be the Holiday Season…cuz Santa Claus is coming…no wait that’s me….Ewww.

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2012

30

Nov

Rihanna Posts Chris Brown Pic of the Day

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I don’t even think Chris Brown beat Rihanna in the first place…I think it was all a marketing spin…that was blown out of control the way they wanted it to be blown so that she became the huge fucking star she became…I feel like Chris Brown gets a percentage of sales and was into it…that or she beat herself up, pressed charges, when all heated like crazy girls have been known to do and now feels like a cunt for fucking his shit up the last few years with everyone thinking he beats women….so that she came out on top….

So unlike the general population, I don’t care that she’s posting pics of him saying “don’t leave my emotionally co-dependent, crazy fucking girl cuz all girls are crazy” side….I just figure it’s business strategy…or broken girl trying to find love strategy…but I don’t think Chris Brown is an abuser and if he was I don’t think Rihanna would be mocking the public with pics of him and her as she is right here….all these to say…why the fuck am I giving Rihanna relationship analysis…I’m not the love doctor…I just wanna stare at that ass…like I was this girl….

We all know this is gonna end in babies everywhere…..so stop talking about it.

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2012

30

Nov

Jana Knauerová and Ania K Titties for Elle Mexico End of the World Photoshoot of the Day

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Elle Mexico is pushing this apocalypse topless shoot with models Jana Knauerová and Ania K who I have never heard of but will assume are from some illegal model trade that got them out of war torn eastern Europe..cuz that’s what I assume about all these double agents…it makes masturbating to their pics that lack spread asshole more interesting….

Typical Mexico behavior to lay claim to the Mayans and their calendar…featuring their “end of the world” Fox News doesn’t want you to believe in possibly the least apocalyptic way…but at least they tried…this shit is like being on dinner at a 2 star all inclusive resort in Cancun….not very good but still filled with tits…

So I support their effort…like I support their using real sugar in Coca Cola….and their Volkswagen manufacturing…cuz the Mexicans do German engineering like they do Apocalyptic photoshoots…

That said, I am half Mexican…ready for the apocalypse and hope it involves half naked or fully naked women…

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2012

30

Nov

Heidi Montag is Still Staging Bikini Pics of the Day

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Heidi Montag has climbed out of rock bottom….a place where no one gives a fuck about her….and has managed to get the attention of one photographer or photo agency willing to notice her in a bikini and put out the pics of her like she still matters…a move that will in fact make her hit even deeper rock bottom when she realizes that no one fucking does….so the life lesson is if a reality star who sold her soul and identity to the devil falls off the radar after the show was cancelled and she lost her mind….hits the beach in the bikini for a paparazzi she hired cuz they don’t want to waste resources taking pics of her….does she make a fucking sound….I don’t have the answer..but whatever it is sounds like fucking drowning….next stop…porn!

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2012

30

Nov

Michelle Cruz is AMazing in GQ Russia of the Day

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No idea who Michelle Cruz, but I am going to assume she’s not Tom Cruise’s adopted daughter….or Penelope Cruz’s sister, or cousin, or really anything relevant..because you know in the world we live in…nothing matters unless it is on TV or the big screen, but I’m gonna argue that nothing matters including whether it has been on the big screen or TV…life is so insignificant…that we try to make an impact in the time we are here but in the grand scheme of humanity, it’s the equivalent of a fucking grain of sand on the beach that is our species….insignificant…but that doesn’t mean give up, kill yourself, it just means sit there and wait to die while staring at babes posing half naked….cuz as much as they don’t matter….at least they give you boners.

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