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2012

30

Nov

Eva Longoria In GQ Mexcio of the Day

I am gonna assume that these pics from GQ Mexico are recycled, like these massive magazines often do with their photoshoots, to maximize spending 100,000 dollars on a photoshoot, by sending it to different magazines in different languages, in different months with the same fucking pictures…and I am not just assuming that cuz that’s what all the second tier markets get stuck with…I am assuming it cuz Eva Longoria is actually a Mexican…her parents fucking raft and border tunneled it….and she was raised to become the whitest fucking mexican in the history of Mexicans…the kind of Mexican who likely hires Mexican slaves and doesn’t speak spanish to said Mexicans cuz she’s all Hollywood and too good to be Mexican….white dreams, self hatred, all things that you wouldn’t think include flying to Mexico to do Mexican photoshoots for Mexican franchises of American Magazines….even if she’s got nothing better to do.

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2012

30

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Things to say to ruin a webcam show – “I am watching you masturbate like i was your dead relatives”

Then….continuing with “you like that don’t you, call me grandpa, tell me you’ve missed me since I’ve passed”

It works amazing…with the right girl of course…

What Can I Say, Mascot Battles Always Crack Me Up – VIDEO
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Honestly, What the Fuck is Wrong With Kanye West?
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A Bunch of Kate Upton, Just Because
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5 Year Old Rips on the Piano, Probably Cause He’s Asian and That’s Racist Because Asian People Really Are Better – VIDEO
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Judging By This Photo, Rihanna is Definitly Banging Chris Brown
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25 Girls You Were Crushing On in 2002
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun! (NSFW)
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Amateur Slut is Rubbing One Out (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Hannah Simone
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Natasha Belle is Super Sexy (NSFW)
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KFC X Walking Dead. Wait, What?
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

29

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still loving my “I’m a battered woman and need a shelter” pick up line…sure it hasn’t got me laid…but I have tricked at least one girl to give me a dollar for a coffee even though everyone knows coffee is 8 dollars now….

I guess my next strategy is to convince them that I’d smell good enough for sex if they let me use their shower…

Everyone wants to help a battered woman…

It worked for Rihanna…..

Here are tonights amazing…lovely…life changing…stepLINKS!!


Taylor Swift Got Tits
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Michelle Obama Dick Sucking Fetish Pics
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Tyra Banks Kinda Turns Me On As She Grabs Her Tits
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Goat Compilation…Video…
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Sabine Jemeljanova Glamour Model
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Pug vs Peanut
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Fireman Gets Some Help
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How 10 TV Shows That Fell Off Redeemed Themselves
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47 or Not, Liz Hurley is Bangable
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Sophie Turner Continues To Have A Wonderful Instagram
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Buddy is out Daily Dose of Asian Hotness (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows for a Lttle Thursday Fun (NSFW)
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WATCH: Two Minutes of People Busting on the Ice
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Blonde Amateur is Playing With Her Tight Butthole (NSFW)
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Jared Leto Hasn’t Eaten For a Month Basically
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If I’m Posting a Tyra Banks Gallery You Know It’s a Slow Day
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is Bra-less in a Blue Dress (NSFW)
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Adriana Lima Boob Slip (NSFW)
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Jennifer Nicole Lee’s Pink Panties Upskirt (SITE NSFW)
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Demi Moore is a Trashy Cougar
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Jennifer Nicole Lee (Who?) Shitty Upskirt
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Crazy Bus Lady
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Saved by an Oncoming Train
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Yeah I’d Bang Cate Blanchette
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10 Vampire Movies That Don’t Suck
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I’d Like to Be All Over This Horney Red Head (NSFW)
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I’d Like to Eat Breakfast Off of This Chicks Ass
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Incredible Inked Babes – A Gallery
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This Flash Drive is a Humping Dog! Yes! – VIDEO
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Nicole Scherzinger is Sexy as Always
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Kristen Stewart Cracking Out Hard in a See Through…
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Messages to Neighbors – A Gallery (SITE NSFW)
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Woman Popped For Posting Nekkid Pics Of Her Daughter On Facebook
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Lou Charmelle Has a Super Gith Body (NSFW)
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Woman Survives Shooting – Thanks To Her Breast Implants! (NSFW)
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Victoria Justice is Looking Super Cute
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2 Dirty Web Sluts Get It On
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Snoop Dogg and David Beckham Get Animated for ‘A Christmas Carol’
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Suelyn Medeiros in a Borat Bikini Lookin’ Shapely
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Racquetball Trickshots
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Never Fight a Kangaroo
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Kelly Clarkson is a Failed Anorexic
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Football Catch of the Year
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KFC Walking Dead Ad
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Milf Gets a Creampie in a Public Bathroom
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Group Sex in the Club That Never Happens
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Fake Lesbian Slaves
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Big Boobs from Nippon
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Shaved Teen Pussy Creampie
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

29

Nov

Lindsay Lohan’s Panty Wetspot of the Day

All this Lindsay Lohan getting arrested, getting in fights, causing trouble…cuz she’s a broken, spoiled rich kid, who had her youth robbed of her, as her parents prostituted her and sold her out for the benefit of their own egos and bank accounts, leaving her a pile of lost and souless freckled good times…

Then there’s the whole Liz & Dick, double chin thanks to plastic surgery, botox and fake lips….reviews where the world hated her performance…while she thought it was her big comeback…thanks to people giving her too much positive reinforcement instead of just telling her to retire…

When what really matters is the wet spot on her fucking panties….

Seriously people…get your priorities straight..

Posted in:Lndsay Lohan

2012

29

Nov

Miranda Kerr in a Bra of the Day

Miranda Kerr is a babe…even in pixelated shitty pics of her not spreading her asshole…that I don’t even consider pics….she looks erotic to me….maybe it’s the posting to social media for her fans…to keep her relevant despite being a mom and thus a model who should retire…but instead keeping her at the top of her model game..famous as shit…something I am sure her tall, awkward, weird faced body never anticipated when growing up….it’s like it is undeserving…what makes her a million dollar body…while so many other girls aren’t…and I’d debate this shit more…if I wasn’t totally uninterested in debating bullshit…and more interested in just staring at her tits.


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2012

29

Nov

Shanina Shaik Modeling Underwear Hotly For Nordstrom of the Day


I just learned a very important thing…Hotly is an actual word…that I am not forced the use all the fucking time…because it’s hotly…

Shanina Shaik is Australian…her genetic code reads Lithuania, Pakistan and Saudi….her labia read elegant and lovely…and her asshole reads “feed me with your tongue”….but she’s too busy letting Tyson Beckford up in it…while not winning Australian supermodel reality shows to make herself relevant…

Nordstrom did okay with this campaign…making lingerie modeling…a little more saucy…and by saucy I do mean in my drippy underwear…as much as I mean in concept and flavor…

Here are some of the pics…

Posted in:Shanina Shaik

2012

29

Nov

Izabel Goulart is Pantsless of the Day

Izabel Goulart pulled a Lady Gaga and showed up to an event relatively pantsless….in a leotard…only unlike Lady Gaga…the boners were not on the clits of lesbians…who love her message and don’t really care about looks…as most lesbians…have ugly partners…but instead on the boners of everyone….this lingerie model is like Santa Claus…only instead of molesting kids and buying their silence with gifts…she’s molesting my eyes….


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Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2012

29

Nov

Britney Spears and Will.I.Am’s New Video of the Day

This sounds like a song that some college kid shat out to make a point about how easy it is to make commercial club music…you know with no effort…no substance…no quality…just noise…featuring two famous people…who prove that all it takes to get hits is to put it out there…cuz the public will eat it up…even if it took 20 minutes to produce…I am sure there was a time Will.I.Am wasn’t a LMFAO impersonator…or even a commercial money hungry loser who is winning at life…but clearly has no soul…

The only redeeming thing in all this is Britney’s hot titties…slutting out in video……

Posted in:Britney Spears

2012

29

Nov

Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss for Interview Russia of the Day

I don’t know if this is a reminder of Russia in the 80s…during the Cold War…when Levis Jeans…Coca Cola…and McDonalds were all the fucking rage and people would pay 10 times the price to get at them….you know all while listening to 10 year old American music and watching 10 year old American movies…totally 10 years behind their relevance or peak in the Western world….you know a little too late to apologize…a little Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell have been retired for 10 fucking years here…but now getting work there…situation…Or maybe it has to do with them being BFFs and Naomi Campbell having tight Russian ties cuz she’s married to a Russian billionaire….but either way…it is awesome…cuz seeing these models I grew up on…and with…topless in their 40s…like they were still in their 20s…posing together…like they aren’t rivals but friends…is erotic as hell to me…but then again…I like all things past their prime…especially expired breast milk.

Posted in:Kate Moss|Naomi Campbell|NSFW

2012

29

Nov

Kendra Spears for Versace Underwear of the Day

Kendra Spears is some 24 year old Cindy Crawford looking model…unless that mole is just some kind of cum stain growing mold on my screen….and I guess she’s the body…for Versace lingerie….a far tastier thing to look at half naked…that Donatella…because a naked Donatella Versace…all loose skin and having off her bones…uterus hanging out her vagina…is a horrible image for a luxury brand sell luxury items at luxury prices….so sticking with this Kendra Spears…makes sense…as it makes boners.

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