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2012

29

Nov

Lindsay Lohan Gets Arrested of the Day

Lohan was at Club Avenue when she got into some sort of argument with a female patron and it became physical. We’re told cops came and arrested Lindsay for allegedly assaulting her

Here is the pic of the girl Lohan went nuts on…because Lohan is nuts…

I don’t see much damage but I am sure it is there…and that’s just what crazy people do…all that pent up aggression of people mocking her when she really believed she was gonna prove herself with her last job..only to realize her producers, directors and all the people who suck her dick lied to her….humiliated her…and made a mockery out of her.,….

She’s a mess, she’s fallen off, it is a tragedy, cuz I coulda saved her..but she didn’t believe when we spent that night in a hotel together…and that’s an even bigger tragedy…

Crazy girl…I still believe….in you and your chins ability to win an oscar…

This kind of behavior is pretty obvious…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

29

Nov

Annabella Barber Wet for Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day

Question of the day is – If a girl is half naked in a bikini…bathing suit…underwear…all wet and luxurious…does who she is, what she’s named, or anything else about her like age, bra size, career choices, her resume really fucking matter…

That said…Her name Annabella Barber, she’s 5’9, her shoes size 8, blonde hair, blue eyes…and a vagina I want to taste…cuz it has been sent here from heaven

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Annabella Barber

2012

29

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A picture…isn’t a picture…unless there is a spread ass in it….

There’s some philosophy for you motherfuckers…

Here’s some links….for you motherfuckers…

Motherfuckers.

What Can I Say, This Yo-Yo Championship is Impressive – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Pam Anderson is a Fucking Mess, as Usual
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It’s a Family Guy Impression RAP – VIDEO
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Some Mila Kunis, Just Because
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Free Cam Shows, Check It Out (NSFW)
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This Girl is Getting Herself Off and We Get To Watch (NSFW)
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The 2013 Miss Reef Calendar Deserves an Oscar for Sexy
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Jessica Jane Clement is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Motorcyclist Almost Hit By Mattress. Whoops – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

29

Nov

Hot Shots 2013 Glamour Model Pin-Up Calendar of the Day

Rosie Jones and friends are in some Calendar that may not be of use to anyone and not because of the end of the fucking world…but because of technology…smart phones and computers motherfuckers make for no use for calendars…even if they come with semi-erotic fetish pics of girls who spend their entire lives doing this busty, low grade modeling shit….no one really cares about…except maybe the kid of people who buy calendars…


TO see the behind the scenes video….
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Posted in:Rosie Jones

2012

28

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m working on becoming an internet meme…I just got to figure out what the fuck the word meme means and get over feeling like an asshole everytime I try to say it…but let me tell you when that happens…watch out…cuz Jesus Martinez Meme….will be coming….and hopefully so will all the ladies I recruit for my squirt symphony….

Here are some links…cuz links is what we do here.

Keep Showing Off Annalynne McCord
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Angus T. Jones Still Wants A Job On The Show That’s The Work Of Satan
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Shakira Shows Off Baby Bump – Here Fans Kill Themselves
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Amazing Postal Truck Fail!
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Scarjo is Not a Sexy Weather Girl
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Amazing Banned Norwegian Zombie Commercial
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The 25 Most Annoying Movie Characters
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Izabel Goulart’s Sexy See Through Dress, Gotta Love It
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Jennifer Lopez Really Sounds Like a Big Bitch
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De Has Some Big Old Tits, Check Em Out (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Make Any Bad Day Better (NSFW)
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The 20 Awesomest Memes of 2012
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Crazy Police Motorcycle Handling…
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Motorcyclist Almost Hit By Mattress
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Mila Kunis Covers Elle South Africa
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Blonde Hottie Rubs One Out (NSFW)
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Sylvester Stallone is Pretty Bummed Out About His Son, Rightfully So
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Alessandra Mariella is Super Sexy in Suspenders! (NSFW)
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Lauren Cohan is See Through
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Nicole Bahls Nipple Slips Out While Sunbathing
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Selena Gomez VS Katy Perry – Who Would You Rather?
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Ashley Tisdale Bikini Shots
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Family Guy Impression Rap….
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Turkey Day for Tigers!
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Awesome 7 Dollar Coffee Taste Test
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Implant Scars
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Really Cool Illusions!
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Bill Murray and Charlie Sheen’s New Movie
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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The Greatest Guilty Pleasure Movies
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Allie and Elaina Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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This Slut is Gettin Her Ass Painted (NSFW)
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Polish Military Drill Fail – VIDEO
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I Want the Job of Putting Sunscreen All Over Anne V
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The Best of British Boobs – A Gallery (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day (SOME NSFW CONTENT)
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The Cast Of Basketball Wives In Order From Banger To Bust
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Mandy and Sophia Are Your Lesbian Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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Facebook Deletes Woman’s Sexy Elbow Pic (SITE NSFW)
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Miranda Kerr is Sex as Always
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This Cam Girl is a Downright Goddess (NSFW)
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How to Eat Corn in 10 Seconds When You Are a Retard
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National YoYo Contest…
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Small Titty Sex – Intense Set Design Bro
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Some Chick named Silvie in Some Erotica
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Flying Privates….Private…..
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

28

Nov

Rihanna Hot Smoking Pics of the Day

I have no choice but to appreciate what Rihanna is doing with her social media…from erotica…to weed head erotica….even though I am not a weed head….just a person who appreciates people who are so fucking delusional….you know with their insane lifestyle…yet still have time to appreciate the simple things in life…more importantly share the simple things in life with their millions of fans…especially when the simple things in life are semi pornographic and semi illegal…

It’s like Lohan and other celebs all hid their drugs….even when walking around with coke all over their faces…yet Rihanna puts it out there like she’s fucking Gangster…and that to me…is amazing…but then again I am not the parent of 10 year old girls who follow her every criminal move….

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

28

Nov

The 2013 Pirelli Calendar Launched with Pregnant Adriana Lima Pics of the Day


I only have these Pregnant Adriana Lima pics from the Calendar…which aren’t very erotic…unless you have a ready to drop fetish…which I don’t…cuz afterbirth is disgusting…

I don’t have any of the actual hot pics yet, but I saw they had a launch party, and figured that meant topless pics everywhere of your favorite models you want to fuck but won’t fuck…cuz they are too good for you and too busy dating rich and famous people…cuz models are hookers too.

I figured I’d put this out there while we wait for the other pics of Summer Rayne Oakes (sounds like a real legit name), Isabeli Fontana, Karlie Kloss, Petra Nemcova and others to get scanned, leaked, released, as they always are….cuz people don’t respect copyright ….here are some pics….mainly behind the scenes pics…

It was shot in Rio…and so far it is not nearly nude enough…

Posted in:Pirelli Calendar

2012

28

Nov

Alyssa Miller Titties For Turkish Harpers Bazaar of the Day

What were you doing July 4, 1989? It was the day my soul mate I’ve never met but figure she’s my soul mate cuz telling girls they are your soul mate usually tricks them into thinking you actually believe in your love for them….and they find that refreshing after all their failed relationships…you know to find someone so committed….and in turn that makes them want sex from you…

Her name is Alyssa Miller….she’s an SI model…she’s a babe…now she’s topless for Turkey…and I’m not talking Thanksgiving…I’m talking the arab country that’s more liberal than america is when it comes to tits….

Either way…she’s an all american vagina I want to experience in mouth, hand and penis.

Posted in:Alyssa Miller|NSFW

2012

28

Nov

Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Scam of the Day

Jessica Simpson is pregnant again…some would say it was because she’s a fertile cum loving pervert who needs cum inside her at all times…while the skeptics like me…would say that it is the best way out of her million dollar weight watchers contract….in a “you can’t call me fat I’m still pregnant – so I will not pay you those millions back” kinda way….but the real issue is why her Jesus loving Christian conservative, uneducated, walmart working fans haven’t written her off as a divorcee, hooker, heathen, harlot with babies out of wedlock slut….is it cuz those Christians are inconsistent and full of shit in their brain wash hustle….or is it that they are so forgiving….so many questions that all end in one very important place….her ridiculous bra size….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2012

28

Nov

Selena Gomez in Some Photoshoot of the Day

After looking at these pics of her troll belly trying to look cute while looking like some kind of rodent face….I realize why Justin Beiber, Homosexual, would take his fake relationship for his tween fans to Victoria’s Secret, because like closet cases everywhere, Victoria’s Secret models are the girls the media tells us to like when we have no interest in girls…while everyone, gay or straight…knows a Disney childstar who has fallen off now that the Disney Peter Pan drugs are wearing off…rounding her out into what you’d expect a girl named Gomez to look like…is not anything to brag about when you’re a fucking star and theoretically can fuck anything that isn’t portly….

Posted in:Selena Gomez