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2012

27

Nov

Gisele Sucking Finger for Terry Richardson of the Day


Gisele was in Harper’s Bazaar…I didn’t bother looking up when…but I assume recently…cuz Terry Richardson put out his behind the scenes pics of her that I guess they didn’t buy the rights of…when hiring him and paying him his 100,000 dollar a day rate….

I figure at least one of you cares about the “vagina” who has the babies of your favorite QB….or maybe…just maybe you’re like me and fascinated in figuring out if those tranny rumors about her are true….as a lot of clues would make you think it was true…from her hard facial features, to being Brazilian and in the hub of trannies…to getting fired froM Victoria’s Secret…to the fact that Tom Brady has spent the better part of his life in locker rooms with naked men…but whether it is true or not…she’s still hot enough for me to look at…and who I am to discriminate against a babe because of her genitals….

Posted in:Gisele|Gisele Bundchen

2012

27

Nov

Some Model Named Marcela Vivan in a Hot Nude Photoshoot of the Day

Marcela Vivan is a model who looks pretty good in harnesses…for fashion…reminding me something that I didn’t need to be reminded…and that is that fashion is almost as pornographic as pornography…but marketed in a way that it is luxury…confusing the fuck out of me…but that I am not complaining about…because as it turns out…fashion is my porn…

Her name is Marcela Vivan…she’s Brazilian…and lovely…no idea who she is being shot for or by…and none of that matters…cuz all I care about right now are her boobs….in fetish gear….for fashion…

The whole thing is ridiculous…but so lovely…cuz real fetish models…are way more broken than aspiring models…and as much as I like broken women in my everyday life…I far prefer hot bodied models who don’t realize they work in porn…cuz they are usually easier on the eyes….like this Marcela Vivan….

Posted in:Marcela Vivan

2012

27

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

As it turns out – not leaving your house for 5 days to watch girls on webcam is in fact living life to the fullest…fuck actual human interaction…or adventure…travel or interpersonal relationships – my wife made me hate that…happiness comes from a computer screen and sluts….I mean it works for me so it will probably work for you. Cuz I am everyone and everyone is me.

Here are some morning links!!

50 Hottest Femmes Fatales of All Time
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Terrifying Ghost in an Elevator Prank in Brazil
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3 500 000 People Watching Lindsay Lohan’s New Movie is Probably 2 999 998 More Than I Thought Would To Be Honest
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Claudia Romani Looks Fantastic in a Bikini
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Black Friday, The Japanese Way
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If I’m Posting About Tyra Banks It’s Obviously Been a Slow Morning
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Photos of Bond Girls: Then and Now
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Tuesday To Us All
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And Now, The Smallest Bikini Ever (NSFW)
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Charge: Grinchy Salvation Army Exec Stole $2 Million in Christmas Toys
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Whitney Rose is Super Sexy (NSFW)
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Pranking on Black Friday – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

26

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk…confused…but luckily…our friends and partners over at NORTHSKULL . are here to give me something to say…..

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GET UP ON IT and while you do…I’m gonna be jerking off to your wife’s vacation pics on Facebook…it is kinda my thing….or maybe walking the streets for lonely divorcees….but Monday is always a shit night for that…maybe I’ll just watch porn….but I hate porn….

Either way, Rest in Peaches Thanksgiving…welcome Christmas Season….my favorite time of year….

The Kid From Two and Half Men Found God, is Losing His Mind
And Wants You to Stop Watching Two and a Half Men
…Or He is Just Trying to Get Out of His Contract – VIDEO
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Chris Brown Quit Twitter After Telling Some Chick He Would Shit In Her Eye. Wait, What?
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Drunk Dude on a Scooter
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Amy Adams Thinks She’s Poor
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Black Friday the Japanese Way
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Lindsay Lohans Made For TV Movie Was, Predictably, a Complete Disaster
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Ahhhhhhhh Miranda Kerr! She Just Keeps Getting Better
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What’s Under That Bikini? TAN LINES! (NSFW)
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Jennifer Lawrences Ass Is Looking Fantastic
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Lesbian Action in the Stairwell, Nice (NSFW)
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Man Runs Multi-Million Dollar Porn Business From Jail!
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I Don’t Know Who Jourdan Dunn is But I Think I’m In Love
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Jessica Alba is MILFY
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Naked Brunette Amateur Goes Wild on Camera (NSFW)
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A House Does Gangnam Style
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Some Chick Named Sam Faiers in a Bikini Looking Hot
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Funny Black Friday Prank
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1930s Parkour
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The Ultimate Workout Fail Compilation – VIDEO
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Donald Trump’s 50 Stupidest Tweets
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Maryse Ouellet’s Sexy Bikini Line – PHOTOS
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Amanda Bynes Bought Herself A Turban For Thanksgiving
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Laurena Lacey Gallery is Definitely Hot (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Are One of the Few Forms of Pleasure I Get to Shower You With (NSFW)
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The 5 Most Ridiculous Televangelist Videos: Psychos Called Upon by a Higher Power
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Two Horny Mommies Get a Little Carried Away (NSFW)
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RIP J.R!!!! END OF A FUCKING ERA!
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Meet Ewa Sonnet (NSFW)
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A Bunch of Super Models Topless in Vogue Magazine
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Nicole Scherzinger’s White Panties Upskirt
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Kate Middletonis Looking Extra Dull
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JUSTIN BIEBER GOT BOOED DURING THE GREY CUP HALF TIME SHOW – VIDEO
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The Funniest TV Characters of All Time
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Audrey Bitoni is a Little Slice of Heaven
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Let’s Go Hunting for That Ass (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Ultimate Workout Fail Compilation
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Awesome Magician!
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Tyra Banks Awesome in Cosmo
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GET 50% Off Northskull – Use code DSFCYBMON on Checkeout
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Young Girl Fetish
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Amazing Girl Cums From a Massage
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Rockin’ Hungarian Tits
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Students have Sex
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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Get This Underwear to Make People Want to Fuck
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2012

26

Nov

Paz dela Huerta Erotic, Smoking, Pregnant, Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day


Paz dela Huerta is my dream girl…a crackhead hipster chick in the New York scene who no one really knows or gets because she’s just so high fashion and obscure….you know unshowered, dirty, cunty, and lookin like she’s been fucked so hard…so many times….and that is amazing…

Sure she’s seen better days…I guess being kicked off Boardwalk Empire…her one gig she ever landed….and that her fall off..I guess to some….

But to me…this pregnant and smoking look not only works for her…but more importantly…is incredible and it works for me…not just cuz I love pregnant chicks who smoke…it is a fetish..and the only way I like pregnant girls…but cuz it reminds me how badly I want to taste the many flavors of Paz’s vagina….ghetto, grimy, trashy and insane….rub that grease all over my face baby..that’s all both of us need….

Seriously…this shit made life worth living today….


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Posted in:Paz DeLa Huerta

2012

26

Nov

Mel B Awesome Bikini Pics of the Day


I’ll tell you what I want…what I really really want…and it is probably what Mel B wants…what she really really wants…and that’s her hard nipple in music videos Spice Girl’s first video body back…but that was 2 decades ago…before the illegitimate babies with Eddie Murphy…and before the replacing working out and cocaine with eating….but there’s still something magical about this angle of her….and I think it’s that magic is that you haven’t died or thrown up staring at it..pretty gross….


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2012

26

Nov

Tyra Banks Looking Pretty Alright in Cosmo South Africa of the Day

I forgot Tyra Banks existed….I guess her show got cancelled cuz there have been no overly honest awkward video clips of her for a long time…..and I guess she’s old and American media don’t really care about her now that she’s not actively walking runways in lingerie or on Fresh Prince of Bel Air….but South Africa has stepped up, and either pulled some archival footage of her, or photoshopped her nicely…reminding me why she mattered so many years ago….it was cuz of her tits…

Posted in:Tyra Banks

2012

26

Nov

Rihanna’s Shitty Topless Pic of the Day

This is probably the least erotic topless pic I’ve seen in a very long time….and I am actually back into Rihanna….I go through waves of thinking she’s annoying…and thinking she’s shitty looking….to thinking she’s got a rockin body, great round ass and nice little titties…it is an inconsistent thing…we have an on again off again one sided love affair that has yet to be masturbated to, cuz she’s not that awesome….but I can say I am really not feeling these leggings…and no top…to celebrate Chris Brown deleting his twitter after threatening to shit in a girls eye, which I thought was a step up from punching a girl in the eye….if anything they are awkward and make me feel like I just walked in on her getting her eye shit into…and that’s all I gotta say about that…

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

26

Nov

Maryse Ouellet Modeling Her New Bikini Line of the Day

Maryse Ouellet is some 30 year old Montreal chick living in LA who I have never met because I didn’t frequent the stripclub she was working at before becoming a WWE model, wrestler, set of fake tits to make the experience of watching the shit less homoerotic, gay for pay, foreplay….

Apparently she has leveraged her low level of fame into a line of bikinis and since I encourage strippers to diversify their efforts, sure usually I’m working them to give me a blowjob in the booth, but a bikini line is okay too, especially when you spent all that money on your tits…

Here are some of the catalog shots…they would look great on the walls of a gutter tanning salon….

Posted in:Maryse Ouellet

2012

26

Nov

Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted this bikini pic to Instagram a few hours ago and it helped me start my day off in a relatively decent hungover…rocking 3 hours of sleep…looking for more booze to calm these shakes…kinda way…you know by rubbing it in my fucking face that her life is easy, that her work involves doing what she does in her spare time….but gets paid for it….all while looking better than anything I’ve ever fucked…and I’ve fucked some decent looking prostitutes back before the recession in the early 90s….and for some reason…it doesn’t make me bitter, jealous or angry, I’m just happy she’s sharing with us….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel