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2012

23

Nov

Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner in the Same Picture of the Day

Here is a picture that I like to think got leaked against Kim Kardashian’s will…because her half sister…has everything Kim Kardashian probably wishes she has…and you know Kim Kardashian sits there angry as fuck that this little bitch is milking off her fame…and doing a better job of it, with more loyal fans, without a porn career and most importantly without being a fat, dumpy, hairy, troll of a woman…It is the kind of thing you would think families would fight and break up over…you know never talk to each other again….except the young one is the fat one’s retirement plan..and the fat one gets a percentage of her earnings…and that’s why the fat one promotes her…but you know even with the money…and the promise of another 10 years of Kardashians thanks to the young one…the fat one can’t fucking stand her….or at least being in pics with her…where you see how short and dumpy and old she is in comparison….it’s best to keep them in separate pics…at least for Kim Kardashian…cuz you can really see her flaws when shit like this is dropped…flaws…i hope the world sees.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Kim Kardashian

2012

23

Nov

Anne V in a Bikini in Miami of the Day

It’s black Friday…but Anne V isn’t black….but her vagina might as well have the black plague since it committed the crime it will never live down…that will follow her around like she’s condemned, tainted and the fucking worst….she did something no woman should ever do…but so many women do do….I just said dodo….she banged Adam Levine…the same Adam Levine who deserves to be shot for his horrible high pitch catchy pop songs that the radio seems to fucking love….and that is something that can’t be forgiven…even if it was for business….even if it was just a dumb young girl thing…even if she is in fucking bikinis like she was some kind of lingerie model…which she is….all I see is a body that may be the reason for the “moves like jagger” song and I am forced to hate her…


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2012

23

Nov

Rosie Jones Topless in Mexico of the Day

It’s black Friday…so why are you on your computer..unless you are too poor to shop even on cheapy friday….in too shit a job to get the day off…too rich to care for the savings…too uninterested to be amongst idiots rioting for 100 dollars off a TV….or unless you are reading this from the computer display counter at Best Buy that you waited 13 hours to get to…which I doubt cuz my site is blocked at best buy….and all other major retailers – cuz they are pussies….no matter why you are here….you’re living a pretty shitty life…staring at girls with huge tits who aren’t living a shitty life..on vacation in Mexico…beachin’ out topless…..cuz they have fucking won at life all for showing their tits – and as far as I’m concerned – that’s a valid life lesson you should all take home with you this glorious holiday season.

Posted in:Rosie Jones

2012

23

Nov

Simona Levenok Strategic Nudity for Fashion of the Day

It’s black Friday and instead of wrestling poor people to save 30% off electronics…I’m talking ripping out throats for ipod at a discount bargain basement all time low pre-Christmas price…cuz Boxing day is too far away…I am staring at some model from Russia who no one has ever heard of…and who, like all other post communist Russia babies is far less interesting now that Russia isn’t communist and there is no iron curtain….knowing that she didn’t have to travel through Siberia to escape….eating mice and ice to survive the freezing mountain adventure….only to be discovered by a modeling agency when arriving to America on a cargo ship….cuz those stories are more fun….not to mention if she was one of those Communist escapees…these pics would involve way more labia….the new Russians are way too soft for my liking.

Posted in:Simona Levenok

2012

23

Nov

Kitty Lea in a Assless Dress for Black Friday of the Day


Kitty Lea is some Glamour Model from the UK who I have never heard of….but know her hustle…cuz it is like so many other Glamour models before her…dress and act like a stripper….get paid better than a stripper…garner more fame than a stripper…win at life…and retire without ever having to give a lap dance….

I’m just posting her fun picture from twitter the other day…cuz I figure she’s wearing something you should all buy this Black Friday…cuz assless pants, dresses, snow suits, fucking anything…are the future….

Posted in:Kitty Lea

2012

23

Nov

Kate Upton’s Pornographic and Offensive Instagram Picture of the Day


This is a totally expected picture posted to social media by Kate Upton…you know because she’s a fat chick in training who has already got too much attention for being skinny enough with massive hanger tits…that no one seems to realize or care will end up on the body of a fat monster like so many big tits on a skinny girl before her…so no cleavage or as…strictly what girl’s into…food…

The end is near and it smells like pancakes…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

23

Nov

Nicole Bahls Nipple on the Beach of the Day

I don’t know anything about this Nicole Bahls character…but she’s apparently a model from Brazil…who is also on Reality shows…and who reminds me of the Brazilian Snooki…which is not a good thing to be….even if it is better than being the actual Snooki…cuz the actual Snooki is the fucking devil….but I do know she was on the beach in thong and a bikini the other day and her nipple popped out…which is a huge surprise considering her choices on bathing suits….you know she wears the kind that make you wonder why she’s wearing a bikini all…a questionable character who thinks the world needs to see her half naked…and I guess I’m ok with that….cuz I’m ok with all things half naked…even traumatic things…


Nicole Bahls is Hilarious in her Thong on the Beach
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Posted in:Nicole Bahls|NSFW

2012

23

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


You shoulda seen the ratty ass motel room that had crabs in the unwashed sheets since the 70s when crabs still existed…that I had to rent last night…because I like celebrating all holidays alone…hard drinking…by hiring cheap gutter hookers to satisfy my sadness…and for some reason my fat wife doesn’t let me do it at home in our bed…she always gets in the way of fun….literally.

It’s black Friday…punch some old ladies in all the chaos…

Here are some morning links….

Trust Fall Prank/Win – VIDEO
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Olivier Martinez Beat The Shit Out of Gabriel Aubry On Thanksgiving Morning. I Hope Halle Berry is Happy With the Memories She’s Creating for Her Child
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I Don’t Believe in Ghosts But This is Interesting Nonetheless – VIDEO
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Audrey is a Cute, Casual Blonde, Just the Way I Love `Em (SEMI NSFW)
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I Know Russel Brand Claims to Be Sober But This Dude Has GOT to Be High to Wear This Get Up
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Taylor Swift`s Newest Photoshoot Looks Like a Fucking Macy`s Christmas Ad
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Anna is a Cute, Geeky Brunette, Check Her Out (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Friday
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This Video Was For Her Boyfriend`s Eyes Only. Whoops (NSFW)
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THANKSGIVING DAY HORROR: 2 Dead, 100 Hurt in 150-Car Pile-up
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CJ Miles Has a Great Rack (NSFW)
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Hostess Cake – 10 000 Calories: A TRIBUTE – VIDEO
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GET THESE FUCKING AWESOME FUCKING SKULLS
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

22

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Just be happy I didn’t re-post TOP TURKEY VIDEOS FOR THANKSGIVING like I did 2008….or these THANKSGIVING BIKINI VIDEOS like I did in 2011….but this is Thanksgiving…not the time for reminiscing….it’s all about the fucking future…not the slaughter of Indians of the past…or family trauma…or any of that shit…eat, fuck, drink, fuck, footballl fuck….

Happy thanksgiving…

Here are the stepLINKS…

Happy Thanksgiving! Here’s Courtney Stodden Naked Holding A Turkey
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Alicia Keys Ruins The Gummi Bears Theme Song – VIDEO
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Hipster Thanksgiving….
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Nicole Bahls is Hilarious in her Thong on the Beach
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Scarlett Johansson Kinda Hot on Letterman
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Some Thanksgiving Turkey Fun, Why Not?
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Carol Seleme is the Rides Girl of the Day
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Claudia Lee is Pure Class and I Like It
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I’d Like to Be All Over Sidney (NSFW)
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I Wish Liz Would Ride Me Like She Rides That Chopper (SEMI NSFW)
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Amanda is Miss November 2012 (SEMI NSFW)
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Make the Most of Your Days Off With These Free Cam Shows (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Natalie Suliman
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How Celebs are Celebrating Thanksgiving….
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Mall Base Jump….
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Man Gobbles at Turkeys and the Turkeys Gobble Back
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This Picture os Colin Ferrell is Officially the Gayest Thing I Have Ever Seen and I Have Seen a Lot of Gay Shit
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Nympho Sluts Get It On and You Get to Watch (NSFW)
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Scarlett Johansson Was on Davic Letterman
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Busty Blonde X Wet T-Shirt Contest (NSFW)
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WTF is Rihanna Wearing?
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Cameron Diaz Panty Upskirt Ooops (SITE NSFW)
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Nicole Bahls Had an Upskirt as Well (NSFW)
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Jennifer Lawrence’s Tits Look Great in This Bikini
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Scarlett Johansson is 28 and Her is 28 Sexy Photos of Her
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16 Movie In-Jokes You Probably Didn’t Notice
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I Like Any Slut That Wears See Through Clothes
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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MICHELLE JENNEKE PHOTOSHOOT – VIDEO
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Base Jumping at the Mall, No Biggie – VIDEO
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Who is Toni Garm and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her?
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Nadia Has One Tight Body (NSFW)
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Vixen Kara Allison is Curvey in All the Right Places
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Nicole Sweet and Cameron Cruz Get It On
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Swedish Woman Arrested For Having Sex With Human Bones
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Kimberly Garner is Looking Good in a Slinky Dress
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Gotta Love a Slut On a Webcam (NSFW)
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Babes and Boards….
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Shitty Turkey Rap
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GI Kitty – AWESOME Thanksgiving T-Shirt of the Day
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Thanksgiving Fetish Porn of the Day
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Students have Sex
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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Get This Underwear to Make People Want to Fuck
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

22

Nov

Thanksgiving Miracle of the Day

Here is a funny video of a fat kid realizing what a set of awesome tits are…after getting his candy fix….and his face is fucking amazing…I give thanks for this…happy thanksgiving…

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