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2012

22

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence and Her Fake Looking Tits in Hawaii in a Bikini of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is looking thick and dumpy…with a fat sloppy ass…that lacks all personality…shape and fun…especially since it is still a teen…making me wonder if those tits are real from her fatness just being pushed up properly to look like are implants….or if they are actually implants…to help advance her career as she already has….by turning her back on academy award performances…for movie franchise cash money….shit….you know like a sell out opportunist hooker…

It really doesn’t matter…hat matters is that being in hunger games…should inspire her to be hungry a little…just cuz she can afford all that food doesn’t men she should eat it….cuz I see these hips not lying and heading to a dark place….

But the good news is that…she’s not too thick yet to be considered disgusting….here are the pics…that could end up going either way down the road..in terms of fatness…but for now are on the cusp….walking that fine line…and in a bikini…and I give thanks for that…even if it could be better…

Happy thanksgiving….


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2012

22

Nov

Sarah Hyland for Complex of the Day

Sarah Hyland is some weird faced…12 year old looking but legal adult…who is on some shitty, yet popular…award winning…despite the awards being insular bullshit that is paid off by producers….show called Modern Family….and now she’s sexing it up for Complex Magazine…a Magazine I love and support all the decisions they make in the girls they feature…even if I don’t think they are all that great…

I know there are more people in the world than me…and anyone who watches sitcoms…doesn’t have any taste anyway….and they are the majority….so this one is for them….and I guess every other miserable person with a penis who sees young flesh and that’s all they need…

Happy thanksgiving….


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2012

22

Nov

Angela Lindvall Topless for Some Photoshoot of the Day

Angela Lindvall is a model who poses topless on the regular….she’s 33 years old….and has been in this model shit for a long fucking time….she started up at 14…another statutory rape kinda story…all underage and taken advantage of for sex offenders disguised as the fashion industry…

She’s done Victoria’s Secret, SI, a bunch of campaigns…and unlike most of the other topless models out there she’s straight from the slums of Oklahoma…an actual American model…doing the shit these immigrant girls do for citizenship…and I find that nice to see…especially on Thanskgiving…Happy thanksgiving….happy topless modeling….

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2012

22

Nov

Isabeli Fontana Strategic Nudity for Marie Claire Spain December of the Day

Isabeli Fontana …is a bikini and lingerie model who started modeling bikinis and underwear when she was 16….and age you probably wouldn’t want to hire your neighbor’s kid to model lingerie for your personal photoshoot…because that’s the kind of thing that will get you arrested for being a sex offender…while it is the kind of thing that generates major corporate funding and sponsorship…when it’s done for a magazine…

I always found that weird…

But not as weird as a naked girl in pictures…not looking naked at all…cuz she’s strategically posing and might as well be wearing clothes…that upsets me….

Happy thanksgiving….

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2012

22

Nov

Pia Mia Perez Ass for Instagram of the Day

Pia Mia Perez is some US Guam born…jailbait in training…who has a huge following..especially considering she’s got a pretty useless IMDB…where she was in one movie called Santa Paws…a couple of years ago..that I assume never hit theories…but that I also assume is far more than anyone else born in Guam has pulled off in the entertainment industry…

Now as she blossoms into a young woman…she’s taking the right steps and making the right moves to get noticed…by sexualizing herself on social media like she was Miley, Lohan and all the other child stars before her…and I figure I might as well help her on her quest….because it is one I endorse….exhibitionist at 16…leads to sex icon at 19…so keep up the good work Pia Mia

Happy thanksgiving….

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2012

22

Nov

Courtney Stodden’s Old Weathered Vagina for Thanksgiving of the Day

Can it really be a happy thanksgiving when garbage like this exists…and more importantly…is celebrated and noticed by the general public….when it lands tabloid covers and makes irrelevance relevant by pretending it was married at 16…when clearing it’s pushing 40 and has been a stripper for the last 2 decades….

Courtney Stodden is the fucking devil…but I’m keeping shit thematic..and here she is for thanksgiving…promoting not eating turkey…something I doubt any of you are listening to…

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2012

22

Nov

Alex Vega Bikini in Australia of the Day

Alex Vega is some Spy Kid….child star…turned sex kitten…. WHO I HAVE POSTE ABOUT BEFORE – IF YOU CARE …cuz she started promoting the fact that she wasn’t 12 anymore…buys showing off her tits….and now she’s on a fucking roll…posting bikini pics to twitter…cuz her PR people know what they are doing….

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2012

22

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I just ate turkey….and I’m not talking about my fat wife’s vagina…I’m talking the meat product…all in efforts to feel more american…while I shoulda just hit up McDonalds….for a supersize…

Here are some morning links…while I food coma and shit…at the same time…

Thanksgiving Lessons from the Movies
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This 6 Year Old’s Trubute to Johnny Cash is Pretty Epic – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Jennifer Vaughn is Sexy in Lingerie, Wow (SEMI NSFW)
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Michelle Schall Bikini Photos: Miami
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Body Building Grandma is Pretty Much Disgusting – VIDEO
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Audrey is All Laid OUt and Ready for Action (SEMI NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan is Probably Lying About This Liz Taylor Story She is Telling But Here It Is Anyways
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We Tumblforya: Inappropriate Instagram
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Free Cam Shows Are a Little Slice of Heaven (NSFW)
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This German Slut is Up to No Good (NSFW)
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The Craziest Creationist Louisiana Textbook Lessons
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Danica is Sexy In Black Lingerie (NSFW)
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Babes and Surfboards, I Love It (NSFW)
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2012

21

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS model is my internet girlfriend @SvetlanaSandt on twitter.

Happy thanksgiving you war loving, gun loving, capitalist, obese, fast food eating, twinkie killing motherfuckers

I give thanks to you…America…and all the lovely, eager, vagina you have living up in you…

I also give thanks to self destructive behavior…carelessness and good times…

I also give thanks to those of you who read the site like the bible before it’s time it is….

Here are some stepLINKS….while you get drunk on Turkey Stuffing, family hating, movie watching…

Jessica Biel Was Dressed Like Angela Lansbury As Her Premiere
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Coming Soon (Maybe): Emma Stone’s Sex Tape
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Stare Climping Pug – Cuz Pugs Are My Life
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Blake Shelton’s Not So Family Christmas
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I’m Sure She Can Take Two Cocks Up The Shitter
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Real Life Barbie Doll – Amazing….
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Dumb Ways to Die: A Collection – VIDEO
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25 Celebrities Who Are Only Famous Because They Look Good
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Vida Guerra’s Twitter is Basically Amazing
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Kelly Hall is Sexy in Lingerie (SEMI NSFW)
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Sarah Marie is Down on All Fours (SEMI NSFW)
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Kylie Johnson is One Untamed Broad (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Nazneen Contractor
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How To: Turn Your Love Of Stalking Into A Real Estate Fortune By Taylor Swift
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European Girlfriend Rubs One OUt (NSFW)
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The Dog Dentist
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Israel’s Iron Dome
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Not All Celebs Are Pieces of Shit, Guess Which Ones Are the Most Trustworthy?
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Sophie Reade Topless for Nuts Video (NSFW)
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Agent Provocateur Christmas Commercial is Sexy (SEMI NSFW)
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Lady Gaga Ass Cheeks Up on Stage (SITE NSFW)
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I Don’t Know What Johnny Depp is Smoking But I Want Some of It
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Beyonce is Rocking Leather Pants on Tumblr
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Katherine Jenkins Can’t Find Her VaJayJay
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The Most Annoying TV & Film Characters Ever
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Anikka and Sheena Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Man I’d Love to Marry an Asian Hottie
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Just a Truck Making It’s Own Brige, No Big Deal – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Catie Minx is a Slut and I Like It (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SITE NSFW + Some NSFW Photos)
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WTF?!?! NYPD “Cannibal Cop” Arrested For Plotting To Kidnap, Rape, And Cook “Some Girl Meat” For Thanksgiving!
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Teen Hottie is Getting Herself Off, Yaow! (NSFW)
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Most Porn Users Are Getting Their Fix While At Work – Science!
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Ahhhhhh Miranda Kerr. Can;t Get Enough
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Sexi Teen is Giving Off a Live Sex Show (NSFW)
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Paul Rudd’s Top 10
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True Sportsmanship
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Bitch Can’t Find Her Own Pussy
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Awesome Fucking T-Shirt of the Day
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Sasha Grey Bush for Old Times…
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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Sex with Two Girls in the Sauna
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Students have Sex
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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Get This Underwear to Make People Want to Fuck
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

21

Nov

Amazing Tits at the ASAP Rocky Show in Montreal of the Day

Even though I have the most Hip Hop site on the internet….I wasn’t at the ASAP Rocky concert…because I am actually not into going to concerts…too many people….but that was before I saw this shit…where ASAP Rocky….gets some amazing breasted girl….to flash him….with her amazing fucking breasts….

If you read the site, you’ll know we’ve been promoting ASAP Rocky clothes all months…so I guess now there’s more reason for all of us to be rocking his shirts…cuz he did a service to us…by introducing us to rockin’ fucking tits….that live in my city…someone better identify this girl and make her my wife….


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