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2012

21

Nov

Emma Stone Sex Tape Rumors of the Day

Here is a topless in some show called Medium that I can only assume happened around the time of her sex tape that is rumored to exist…shot back when she was working on becoming famous…

So the rumor is that weird faced Emma Stone…who annoys me to look at….has a sex tape from before she was famous amongst nerds thanks to staring the love interest of nerds…in movies designed for nerds….has a sex tape with a past lover being shopped around….

Of course she does.

Any celebrity…even the ones who are seemingly awkward, obscure and even a fucking virgin…are actually hookers who sell their soul to the devil…to become puppets that make other people retarded money….while making them more money than they know what to do with…in some social club, private party, that involves no talent…or skill…but they won’t let you in on that…

Now I don’t have her sex tape, but I am totally down in seeing her little titties get ejaculated on…while another dude violates her ass…but I want to see every girl like that….

Not sure if this is truth…but I figure just the idea of it will collectively make every nerd ejaculate leading to some kind of natural disaster…and the idea of that is probably more fun than the way weird face fucks….

Typical – Cry – For – Attention – To – Promote – A – New Movie…

Here are some pics of her in Vanity Fair wearing a bikini…

Here is the video from vanity fair….

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2012

21

Nov

Kim Kardashian Shows You How To Fatten Up in 5 Seconds of the Day

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Kim Kardashian just revealed one of her biggest fucking secrets in her lie of having a body that isn’t fucking obese and disgusting…you know a body I’ve been calling out for years as being below average, lazy and sloppy….but covered up strategically….with straps and mirrors and poses and cuts of clothing that make her look slimmer than she is….which is not slim at all….

So before your very eyes, thanks to TSA and flying commercial not private…here is the pig of a woman…in all senses of the term….because not only is she unattractive….she is a pornstar who represents all evil in the world that is for some reason celebrated…..in her heels and out of her heels – putting just how much they help her look “decent” and not like a short dump truck of a chick on fucking blast…and that makes me laugh…

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2012

21

Nov

Danica Thrall for Nuts of the Day

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Danica Thrall is posing topless for Nuts….because I guess that’s what she does…and if you’re like me…you probably don’t really no anything about her…so I went to the trouble to showcase some highlights from her awesome….career that will no doubt be a legacy that lives on forever…

Here are the hightlights of Danica Thrall’s a pretty impressive career….

1- Thrall was badly bullied at school which influenced her to go into the modelling industry after buying stupid fake tits….

2- She appeared on the documentary Sex, Lies & Rinsing Guys, which documented the practice of “rinsing”, that of chatting to men on the Internet with them in return sending her presents, for instance gifts from her Amazon.com wishlist because she herself is a hooker who chats with dudes for material goods…

3- She was previously a regular presenter on televised sex line Elite TV where she engaged in lesbian softcore pornography with fellow presenters and phone sex with callers as most porn stars do…

A Classy Young Lady….doing her thing….with her silly tits….

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2012

21

Nov

Amazing Crazy Cat Lady of the Day

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I just saw this on Facebook…and had no choice but to post it cuz shit is so fucking ridiculous…you know an interview you’d think the news wouldn’t have gone through with…because of her fucking eyebrows….that shit should probably be institutionalized….but at the same time…I give serious thanks that she exists…cuz life without people like this…is a life not worth living…

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2012

21

Nov

Katie Price Fun See Through of the Day

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Jordan Katie Price is a fucking icon….or at least at least her tits are….or maybe none of her is an actual icon…but she did manage to make millions with these circus freak looking implants…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s accomplishing more than most women with no shame, dignity, or a fucking soul accomplish in their lifetimes….She’s paved the way for a new generation of Glamor models….and now she’s kinda been off the radar the last few years….so it is nice to see her low level, cry for attention in the form of a sheer t-shirt…her marketing strategy…makes me believe in a better tomorrow….she’s a hero for all future generations…Jordan Katie Price…we need statues in your image to fucking worship….you fucking low grade…amazing goddess…

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2012

21

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Models Topless in Vogue Spain of the Day

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This is probably the fucking best pre-Victoria’s Secret campaign of all fucking time…because they took their high paid hookers…who you know as their “Angels”….who represent the tail the evil corporate empire pimps…..because they got their models naked enough and shot interestingly enough…to not be a shitty VS fashion shoot…

The models are: Isabeli Fontana, Doutzen Kroes, Karlie Kloss, Miranda Kerr, Toni Garrn, Anja Rubik, Irina Shayk, Constance Jablonski, Edita Vilkeviciute, Alessandra Ambrosio & Izabel Goulart……

And I love them all equally…

Sure we’ve seen all their nipples before…but having their nipples come together this glorious thanksgiving day…reminds me of a few things I wnat to give thanks for….so many small and subtle implants….so much fun

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2012

21

Nov

LIndsay Lohan Bloated Botox Fake Tit Porn Face of the Day

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I love Lindsay Lohan…and I know Lindsay Lohan is trying her best with the insanity she’s been given…to have a normal and successful life…and I know there is no real plan or intent to be a weird failure…cliche child star…who was prostituted by her parents and now confused as to which way to turn….I know she actually thinks Liz and Dick will be her big break….her welcome back to the world of acting…and I know her fake lips, botox face, that makes her look like a weird, used, washed up, stripper, or low level pornstar face…is actually her thinking she looks good…but it’s all too fucking clowny…

Now, I’m a fan of Lohan, her tits, her ass, her skillset…even her personality…she’s funny and a good time…just a victim of her elements…but shit…whatever she’s done to her face…looks like it belongs in a fucking circus….gettting out of a small car with 12 of her friends…a car we can all hope she’s not driving….

Here she is at some Premiere for Liz and Dick last night..some shit she is staging legal issues to get more coverage for….when all she really needs to do is juggle and make animals out of balloons…with my liz and dick….

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2012

21

Nov

Michea Crawford in Elle Macpherson Lingerie of the Day

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Michea Crawford is some babe who lived in Montreal at one point in time…before moving to NYC on her quest to being some kind of hot model…

I don’t think I’ve ever met her…..reminding me of another lost opportunity….one in which I coulda become her best friend ever…helping her take over the world….carrying her purse to gigs…doing whatever it took to get her trust so that I could make my move to touch her breast tenderly while she’s had one too many drinks….

I could have wrote love songs or love poems…and gazed in her eyes…and whispered sweet nothings to her….we could have got matching tattoos…and held hands in the rain…we could have had a family and kids..and spent the rest of our lives together…our love eternal….

But too late for that now…I don’t know much about her…other than that she’s got potential to be fucking famous…and here she is in catalog shots for Elle Macpherson lingerie…even though I hate catalog shots for any lingerie….I still like looking at babes half naked….especially one I could potentially run into on the street one day when she’s visiting her old digs….giving me the opportunity…to have her sign my tit….we’re all allowed to have dreams people…it’s fucking thanksgiving…and I give thanks to having dreams….

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2012

21

Nov

Aurelia Gliwski in Lingerie of the Day

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Her name is Aurelia Gliwski….no idea where she’s from….

She’s a low level 28 year old model who no one has ever heard of…but still making more money than any of us…cuz all she needs is a campaign like this every couple of months that pays her 10,000 dollars to get half naked…and shit’s far better than working an actual job…think of all the free time she has to get high, drunk, suck dick, play, party, travel, etc…..cuz she only needs to work 10 days a fucking year….

You see cuz everyone focuses on the top models…the supermodels…the 300,000 dollar per campaign models…but the world is filled with hot babes willing to get naked in hopes of being a top model super model…while making more than a decent salary doing it….and you’ve likely never heard of her…and either have I…

But you likely don’t care about her….because you don’t believe we are all god’s children…you believe the media endorsed garbage is better than the less promoted cuz it has marketing budget behind it…it is the American way….give thanks….

While I prefer the girls who want to one day be that top model…nearing the end of the road as 30 approaches…who still get low level model gigs and live the model life…but more importantly who give me hope that they are willing to fuck with me to get to the top….when in reality…they don’t….m

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2012

21

Nov

Lauren Cohan in a See Through Shirt for Ladygunn Magazine of the Day

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I don’t watch Walking Dead…but thanks to virgin nerds everywhere…I know the shit matters…and that not just in the real world…but in the comic book world…shit’s fucking huge….so I can only assume…countless of you creeps love this 30 year old star of the shit…and will probably get a lot of use…and give a lot of thanks for this photoshoot for some obscure magazine….that involves no bra….reminding you of all the pussy you never had…while reminding me off the 19 year old at the bowling alley in a tank top last night…all bent over…and nipple flashing…what a slag….cuz braless is fashionable….a trend that is forever…at least according to me…and I know what I’m talking about….

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