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2012

21

Nov

Lina Posada Posing in Bikinis of the Day

This Lina Posada barely exists….she has no web presence….no wikipedia page…just a few obscure fans tracking her every lingerie shoot on Tumblr and facebook…..so I don’t know where this shoot is from…what it is for…when it happened…I just know that it did…and give thanks that it did …cuz it is thanksgiving and I give thanks to everything…but more importantly…cuz this no name…who may very well CGI…cuz I can’t seem to find any trace of human or anything about her….has a rockin’ ass….and she’s being used to almost her full potential…all this is missing is a little penetration…


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2012

21

Nov

Denisa Dvorakova for Who Cares…in Bathing Suits of the Day

Denisa Dvorakova won a model search a couple of years ago…she’s Czech like so many horrible people who deserve what is coming to them that I know…all hard faced….skinny…tall…and posing in swimwear….for some catalog shit…that doesn’t really matter…or inspire us to be better people…but it does remind us how shitty our lives are…cuz we aren’t on the beach staring at ass like this while sipping cocktails…in paradise feeling like we’ve made it and like we really grasp what living is….while instead we are defrosting a can of beans and a smoked ham we got on sale for Thanksgiving dinner….cuz we are ghetto and not fabulous like that…

I give thanks for this bitch…from her Eastern European home reminds me of where I’ve failed….it gives me perspective and allows me to keep on going…

Posted in:Denisa Dvorakova

2012

21

Nov

A Bunch of Models Naked for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

I love me my nude models…especially when they are fashion models from other countries…doing everything they can to get big enough to work in NYC….you know with Visa sponsorship from major agencies and brands…so that they don’t have to be mail ordered….you know better to whore yourself for fashion shoots than to actually whore yourself…it’s safer this way…

The models are:

Anna De Rijk, Hanna Wähmer, Romee Strijd, Sara Blomqvist, Pau Bertolini & Larissa Hofmann

I’ve never heard of any of them…but I give thanks to them being naked enough for me…

Posted in:NSFW|stepFASHION

2012

21

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


It is Thanksgiving for some of you…the loneliest time of year for a lot of you….whether you don’t have family, hate your family, or are just reminded of how much better your siblings, cousins, neighbors are doing than you….

It is a time where single girls wish they were married…and more importantly…a great time to post your phone number on the internet to sex with strangers….

My new favorite thing to do….especially when I tell the creeps I am a 14 year old girl and they are now sex offenders….

It is the mIRC chat room of today’s generation….

Good times!


Police Officer Steals a Bunch of Weed, No Biggie
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Kunt Kartrashian Is Going To Bahrain….. To Learn About The Middle East Crisis
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Sarah Marie is a Fitness Goddess (NSFW)
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This Old Slut is Sure Obsessed With Those Sponges – VIDEO
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Alli is Super Sexy By the Pool (NSFW)
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Jesus Christ Mitt Romney is a Fucking Mess
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Bryan Cranston Talks About Witnessing a Suicide, Jesus
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Jennifer Lawrence Says She Got Into a Car Crash Because of Honey Boo Boo (Video)
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Free Cam Shows, Gotta Check Em Out (NSFW)
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This Slut is Getting Herself Off on Video, Nuff Said (NSFW)
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Did Shaq Tell Kobe To Pay Off His Rape Accuser?
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India Reynolds is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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This Bear Cub Rescue Will Warm Your Cold Black Heart – VIDEO
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2012

20

Nov

RonysPhotobooth Covers Selena Gomez Adidas Event for DrunkenStepfather of the Day

Arguably the best photographer in LA…if not the world, RonysPhotobooth ….a
good friend of ours here at DrunkenStepfather…despite our constant teasing of his friends….

Well he sent one of his crew to a media event DrunkenStepfather was finally invited to…and not only showed up to…but brought the best fucking photographers in the city to….because we may be ghetto, but we’re fucking awesome….

I feel kinda bad that everyone went to the trouble to go to this announcement…that Selena Gomez just signed a 3 year deal as guest designer for Adidas…..

I was hoping the event, that we weren’t given much info about, was going to be for a crotchless panty collection….not that Beiber is out of the picture and she can finally have sex…

Either way, thanks to the crew at RonysPhotobooth for being so lovely….and I’m looking forward to more fun times like these…even if they weren’t fun for anyone involved….

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

20

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I may have a flawed personality…but there is so much more than that wrong with me that I wouldn’t know where to start….especially since I am extremely busy staring at titty pics of amateur girls who may or may not be your wives, mothers, girlfriends, cuz they are something to someone.. it might as well be you…..and while I do that…

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Jennifer Lopez Gets Her Ass Sniffed
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Mila Kunis Farted
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The Most Amazingly Busty News Anchor
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Selena Gomez is Adidas’ New Designer
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Cop Steals Pot
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Angelina Jolie Getting Felt Up By Ewan McGregor
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Joanna Krupa is a Bit of a Mess But at Least Her Tits Are Holding Up
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Madonna is Photoshopped to Highhell and Looks Almost Bangable In Her New Perfume Ad. Almost.
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This Old Slut Sure Loves Her Sponges – VIDEO
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The 25 Best Alfred Hitchcock Movies
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I Don’t Know Who Chloe Melas is But She Looks Fantastic in a Bikini
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Taylor Swift Is Dating An 18-Year Old From One Direction, Getting Death Threats
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Olivia Munn Takes it in the Mouth
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Kate Upton Proves What I Have Been Saying All Aong – She’s a Fucking Monster.
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Crazy Bitch Loves her Sponges
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indy Robinson is Covered But Just Barely (NSFW)
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Amanda Stretch is Easy on the Eyes (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, a Gift From ME to You (NSFW)
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It Isn’t a Day in Celeb News If Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Getting Arrested For Some Thing or Another
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Freakish Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova: Real or Phony?
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Creepy Mustache Man
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Anne Hathaway Wants a Baby
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Makeshift Classical Orchestra
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I’d Love to Wake Up to Kendall Rayanne in the Morning (NSFW)
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Skinny College Girl Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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Funny People Show Up for Variety’s Night of Seth Macfarlane (Photo Gallery)
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Lucy V in the Shower with a Friend
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Cameron Diaz is a Fucking Idiot of the Day
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Lara Stone Nude in Two Magazines (NSFW)
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Katie Price Massive Breasts with No Bra & See Thru Shirt
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Mariah Carey is Losing It
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Let’s All Stalk the Victoria’s Secret Angels This Christmas – VIDEO
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NUTS is Having a Big Boobs Special Issue and Here It Is (NSFW)
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More Internet Crazies Reacting to Hostess Going Out of Business
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Molly Bennetts Skirt is Way Too Short
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Who Says Math Isn’t Sexy (NSFW)
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Meanwhile, In Russia…. – VIDEO
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The Greatest News Anchor Ever, Based On Her Cleavage Alone – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty GIF Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Paulina’s Body is Tight That’s For Sure (NSFW)
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What The Hell? Russian Woman Keeps Her Husband’s Dead Body In Her Apartment For Three Years
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Lexi Swallow is the stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Note to Self: Don’t Inject Olive Oil Into Your Dong For A Bigger Peen (NSFW)
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And More Victoria’s Secret Hotness, Just Can’t Get Enough
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Annnnnnnnnd Here’s Megan Fox in a Bra
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How to Make Twinkies Now that Twinkies are No More – You Fat Fuck
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Hollywood Reporter’s Beauty Issue is Pretty Ugly
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Musical Bonus – Daft Punk vs the 1950s Dance
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Mother Fucking Brother Fucks Sinster Fucks Amazing
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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The Romantic Side of a Glory Hole
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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Get This Underwear to Make People Want to Fuck
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2012

20

Nov

Lindsay Lohan’s Funny Face for Fake Legal Issues That May End Up in Jail of the Day


I wish this Lindsay Lohan lawsuit shit was a hell of a lot more erotic…but instead shit is just weird….even depressing…and I figure if I want a convict to masturbate to…I might as well just hire one off the street who is way less maintenance than this white collar crime bullshit…I like my unstable women a little less hollywood and a lot more down on their fucking luck to find their next hit…not to order their next meal at their 5 star hotel’s room service.

Lohan coulda been saved…but I am pretty sure – she’s fallen off so hard she can’t get back up…ever….all while wasting the tax payers money with spoiled brat bullshit.

But I’ll still believe there’s hope cuz I am a Lohan believer….and I know like a phoenix she will rise from the ashes and win an academy award…that or die of an overdose alone in her hotel room…either way…I mourn her or at least what she was…..

This is just a cry for media attention…and I’m buying into it – cuz I have a crush on her.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

20

Nov

Ke$ha Performs on the Today Show of the Day

Katy Perry’s horrible bodied, talentless, sidekick who she brought up to fame with her….was on the Today Show where she performed horribly, as that’s kinda her thing…but more importantly showed off her really obscure looking bod in a leotard like she was Gaga, Augilera, Madonna, every fucking pop tart trash who doesn’t belong on stage in a one piece….broadcasting the weirdness of their ass….in fishnets…like this was a fucking fetish party…when in reality…it is just proof that we’re all fucking doomed that this is the shit our kids get down to….Good thing I don’t have kids…

The worst…even in pics of her looking like she’s getting fisted….

Posted in:Kesha

2012

20

Nov

Lara Stone Naked for i-D’s WInter Issue of the Day

LARA STONE is some busty model who poses topless for fashion on the regular….and I think she’s quite lovely…to look at…because she has tried to sue me for posting pics of her and her fat husband, comedian David Williams, on their honeymoon…which is pretty fucking shitty…

But not as shitty as her horrible ass but no one is perfect…and for the sake of starting at her naked… she is good enough…..maybe even better than good enough….cuz she’s got huge and amazing tits …..and gets paid a lot to do this shit….and I’m all for staring at the cunt of a cunt….

Posted in:Lara Stone|NSFW

2012

20

Nov

Constance Jablonski Bikinis for Vogue Brazil of the Day


Constance Jablonski is some model who is 21, from France, and poses topless, which is conveniently considered wearing a shirt, or at least being dressed decent, in France, because France has it all figured out…from wine and cheese, to titties to bush…it makes me wonder why I’m not frenching a french who is so sexually liberated and free that we have anal on the first date…but then I remember it is because I married a french woman…who may not be from France..but who is the gutter, Canadian, descendent of France…who has lost any sense of eroticim, elegance, but has maintained their love of food….right into her XXL stretch pants….but at least I have constant pics of Constance…to remind me of all that I don’t have…it helps keep moral down and me inspired to hate on all things wonderful….

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