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2012

19

Nov

Rihanna’s Tits Look Awesome in Concert of the Day

Rihanna spent her marketing budget on renting a 777 jet from Delta and inviting 200 people from the media – myself excluded – cuz Rihanna doesn’t know good blogs when she sees them – probably cuz she doesn’t know how to read – it’s something that happens when you drop out of school at 12 to be a prostitute and puppet….

One of the stops on their 7 day whirlwind tour…that should end in a fiery plane crash for dramatic purposes…was Toronto…where she wore this shirt…that made them titties look ridiculous…and I figured why not jump in on this promo bullshit…cuz I got nothing better to do…but more importantly…cuz it involves cleavage….

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Here are some pics from her instagram….cuz she’s a social media whore…in a good way…

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2012

19

Nov

Courtney Cox Scary Dinosaur Back / Old Lady Bikini Pics of the Day

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This is freaking me the fuck out…and you have to understand that I don’t fear skinny girls…if anything I support and endorse fitness/starvation / anything so that you don’t end up fat…but there comes a time where I guess being skinny is flawed, and as much as I hate admitting that…cuz LI love skin and bones…this fucking Spine is the shit nightmares are fucking made of…seriously…straight out of a horror movie….I don’t know what the cause of this is…but shit does not look fucking normal…and all I can think is how disturbing fucking her from behind would be…staring at that like it was an Alien creature ready to rip your fucking dick off…

I find this really fucking WEIRD….and I have fucked some really fucking weird, questionable things, but on the positive side of things…her ass isn’t bad for a 50 year old mom….so if you focus on that…it’s almost as though that freakish back isn’t there haunting the rest of her….

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2012

19

Nov

Judge Judy in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know what is worse…Judge Judy in a bikini…or the fact that I am masturbating to it…

This is from a recent appearance of Judge Judy on Katie Couric’s show…but it doesn’t matter why it happened…it just matters that it happened….

I would love to rub that dried up, loosed skin, menopause all over my face…but maybe that’s just cuz she annoys me so much on TV…with her attitude…that I want to punish her with a fine in the form of my genitals….

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2012

19

Nov

Behati Prinsloo and Candice Swanepoel are Model Friends of the Day

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These are my kind of best friends ever…that I am sure are not actually best friends…but they play best friends in social media…because in reality they probably can’t stand each other, are jealous of each other and are competitive with each other, as all girls are…especially when they work for the same company modeling bikinis and lingerie…sure it makes sense to think they both feel like they won the lottery and their lives are just so fun and exciting that they can’t have a catty bone in their body…cuz they both have that stamp of approval…but society tells us another story…and historical research on women says they are smiling bulldozers…and the first chance one of them has to fuck the other’s fiance…they’ll take it…cuz it doesn’t matter where they are…or how much people like them…it matters that they are head to head competing….it’s nature’s way..

So they can pretend this is real all they want….they can play it up and pose together…but we know that when the instagram app is turned off…they are shit talking each other behind each other’s back…and they are judging each other’s bodies…poses…etc….cuz they actually fucking hate each other….since they are in the same game…

“OMG, Candice has a belly role that she always sucks in, and makes a stupid face when she models, but don’t tell her I said that”…..is the conversation when Candice leaves the room….you know it.

But they are hot…and I’m a fan of looking at their lies when their lies are half naked….

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2012

19

Nov

Maria Menounos in a Bikini for Men’s Fitness Magazine December of the Day

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I don’t actually care about Maria Menounos…like she’s not on my radar in any fucking way…probably because none of these girls I write about really are…they don’t exactly exist to me after I forget seeing pics of them….or after I block out how annoying they are on TV….TV they sold their souls out to be on….

But I don’t mind when I am reminded of this curvy, fit, lovely greek girl who I have appreciated staring at her Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once ….especially when she’s modeling bikinis for Men’s Fitness…

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2012

19

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Back on a SUP of the Day

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This is offensive…

But the good thing about it is that she’s no longer hiding the fact that she’s a pig of a woman…prior to today…she was strapped down and trying her hardest to look “hour glass”…with an aweseome waist to hip ratio that didn’t stem from laziness and over eating…

But today..it is clear…she has fallen off her smoke and mirror games as she struggles like a fat chick on a paddle board…and that to me…is a victory for mankind…

May she just keep getting fatter and fatter until one day exploding….like the sinner that she is.

Good times….baby got disgusting back….

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2012

19

Nov

Adriana Lima’s Nipple Backstage to Promote the Fashion Show of the Day

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I can only assume that this Adriana Lima picture was staged backstage at the Victoria’s Secret show that still hasn’t aired on TV…which means the mainstream impact hasn’t quite been hit…since every home in America with Fox or ABC or NBC or whatever network sold them the hour primetime infomercial slot….doesn’t necessarily know what a computer is…as this shit is made for lowest common folk….

I figure the VS crew were like “Old Lima, you’re old, you’re fat, you have kids, if you want to stay in this, show nipple, so we have a story to release a week before we air”…..a no choice situation that I am glad happened…..cuz model nipples are the best.

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2012

19

Nov

Helen Flanagan in her Bikini in the UK of the Day

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Helen Flanagan is some UK Soap Star who is a little chubby, but the good chubby, that is youthful and not quite at the offensive level of chubby…you know just at the soft and fun to grab at because it’s friendly and inviting chubby…that you know is a few years away from being straight up fat and gross if she doesn’t pull her shit together….and remember that starving herself…even just a little will keep her working….while eating all that food she can now afford to buy….her body can’t afford….but right now…it’s just busty…and busty works for me…when in a bikini…

She’s on some I am a celebrity (barely) get me out of here show…doing some nonsense in her bikini….and here are the screen caps cuz I figure at least one of you cares about the UK.

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2012

19

Nov

Sasha Grey Topless for CKM Magazine Poland Nov 2012 of the Day

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Here are some pretty funny pictures in so many ways of Pornstar…or Ex-Pornstar Sasha Grey….hustling her mainstream acting career….by being the covergirl in Polish men’s magazines…that are even more low level than doing porn…

And I have the pre-communist era scanner scans of the shoot that looks like it took place in a Sears after hours circa 1987….

I don’t know what her career move is, or if entourage got to her head, but you just can’t take choking on dick on camera for a few years, and pretend it never happened….it’s against the fucking rules….

Here are the pics if you’re interested in having a good laugh…

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2012

19

Nov

Padma Lakshmi In Lace Underwear for Playboy of the Day

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Padma Lakshmi is some chef in her 40s and she’s doing what all chefs in their 40s do….no, not settling down to focus on family because the life in the kitchen is draining and unhealthy….filled with booze, bad food, cocaine, and sex after hours….but posing in lingerie for Playboy like she’s not 42 years old….married to a 98 year old like she was Anna Nicole Smith….in what is probably the first ever official naked celebrity chef….despite my strong worded letters begging for Playboy to shoot Paula Deen Diabetes Pre Weight Loss spread eagle shoot…that playboy ignored…but instead brought me this…I get where they are coming from…but fat chicks naked are more entertaining….

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