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2012

19

Nov

Candice Swanepoel’s Elle Brazil Nipples for Old Times of the Day


These looking familar…but I am drunk….and everything looks the fucking same 9 years into this…

I am sure I’ve seen these pictures of Candice Swanepoel in Elle Brazil showing nipple back in September….you know back BACK in September ….but they were emailed me 3 times by 3 different people I can only assume work for the Victoria’s Secret PR team, because the fashion show is coming up…and we need these girls shoved down our throats more than they already are…because Victoria’s Secret has invested a lot of money making them famous…and what their return on investment…and as long as it involves revisiting Candice Swanepoel’s nipple…shot by someone other than Victoria Secret shit photographers…I’m into it…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

19

Nov

Christina Aguilera Scared Me While Pantsless of the Day

I hate the American Music awards with a passion and I always have….It isn’t because I have something officially against Dick Clark or his Host Body Ryan Seacrest….it is that I have something against a poorly produced….bar mitvah caliber produced….pile of shit award show for the sake of having an award show…featuring top selling artists that aren’t actually artists…but instead just puppets making the industry richer….because they can afford to shove the garbage down your retard throat….and make you think it is good.

Well – I didn’t watch it…but the hooker I was with made me watch it for a minute before I violated her as punishment….and this Aguilera…derssed like a fat Gaga….pantsless and sining badly about loving each other in some anti bullying we are all God’s Children, love each other, pile of shit I’d expect for a middle school project…and not from some pop tart who eats too many pop tarts trying to make some more $$…

The whole thing left me very upset…and that’s why I had no choice but to post it.

Let’s get nostalgic by getting dirty…


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Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2012

19

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


This weekend’s life lesson is that girls who can’t physically be fisted, even though I think all girls can be fisted, but those who can’t easily be fisted, make you cum faster when you stick your micro penis in them…

If I had the video, I’d show you what I mean, but I was too busy planning unwanted pregnancy to bother.

Between you and me – I already knew this was fact – but figured I’d trick the girl into being a test subject anyway….

Here are some morning links…good morning…

LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Kesha Doesn’t Look Completely Disgusting For Once…Only a Little Disgusting
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Kylie Johnson is Sexy in the Wild (SEMI NSFW)
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Paragliding Cry Baby Practically Wets His Pants – VIDEO
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Audrey is All Laid Out and Feeling Frisky
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Paulina Labaredas is Posing in Lingerie
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Vanessa Hudgens Covers Some Magazine or Another
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Why Kids Should Be Afraid of Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and the Rest of Their Creepy Friends
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Free Cam Shows, Because Your Week Has Probably Started as Awful as Mine Did (NSFW)
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This Vibrator Makes This Girla Squirter (NSFW)
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OJ May Not Have Killed Nicole Afterall..Hmmm
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India Reynolds Brings the Hotness (NSFW)
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Sorry But White People Can’t Dance – VIDEO
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Find Someone To Fuck
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Get This Underwear to Make People Want to Fuck
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2012

16

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend…get your fuck on…and if you’re totally socially inept…just masturbate…it’s probably what you’re doing already…maybe even what you’ve done multiple times today….and that’s OK…no one is judging you…except maybe for God, your dead relatives and the people standing behind you in line anywhere you go…you cum stanky motherfucker who doesn’t realize that girls are easy…seriously…easy…all they want is babies and marriage…so lie to them about it fools….or…..


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Here are the stepLINKS…


Lindsay Lohan’s Botox Face…Fake Lips…and Raspy Voice on GMA Gives me a Boner
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Paula Labaredas Bikini Photoshoot…
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Hot Underwear Club
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Dumb Ways to Die
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Definition of Failure….
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Vanessa Hudgens For Glow…..
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David Hasselhoff Tried To Slide Across KITT While Dressed As Captain Hook. It Didn’t Work.
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RIP HOSTESS TWINKIES, ITS A SAD SAD DAY MY FRIENDS
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Hmmmm, So Maybe Redbull Doesn’t Give You Wings Afterall – VIDEO
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Secondhand Embarressment: The Funniest Kristen Stewart GIFs
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Mayra Veronica Is Cleavagy and Red Hot
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Jon Bon Jovi’s Daughter’s Drug Charges Were Dropped Because She Overdosed On Drugs
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Megan is Super Sexy By the Pool (NSFW)
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Thank God For Frisky Friday (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Make Life Better (NSFW)
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Kim Kardashian’s Tits Went To The Marine Corps Ball Last Night
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Quentin Tarantino Did a Playboy Interview and Here It Is
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Sarah Silverman’s Got the Greatest/Most Perverted Smart Phone Trick Ever
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Natasha Films Herself While Rubbing One Out (NSFW)
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Katy Perry is Fighting Against Some Thing or Another
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Anissa Gets Naked and I Love It (NSFW)
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Spaz De La Huerta is Getting Naked in a Video (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Adriana Lima’s Back Stage Boob Appearance (NSFW)
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Kristen Stewart is Leggy in a Neon Dress
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Kristen Stewart’s Career Evolution (GALLERY)
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Some Miley Cyrus, Just Because
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History of Abandoned Island in Skyfall
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Looks Fun and Dangerous
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Rihanna Hot for GQ
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Bobby McFerrin Plays the Audience
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The Coolest Sci-Fi Starfighter For All You Virgin Nerds Out There
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Natalia Starr Knows How to Take It (NSFW)
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How About a Slutty Bondage Show Shine? (SITE NSFW)
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ROCK N ROLL’S HIGH SCHOOL YEARS!!! – GALLERY
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Tug Boat Fun in Sydney Harbor – VIDEO
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Yet Another Looking Good Sweetheart
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Man Begs Judge To Let Him Smoke “One More Joint” Before Going To The Joint
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Spencer Scott and Taylor Vixxxen Get It On (NSFW)
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Sexy YouTube Spotlight: Kinky Music Videos!! (NSFW)
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Mariann Gavelo’s Ass is Out of Hand
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Those Are Some Big Ass Web Cam tits
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Dakota Fanning is Gothy Looking
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Woman Clueless After Wisdom Teeth
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Conan Does Guinnes Brewery….
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Today’s Product of the Day is Awesome….It Will Get You Laid…
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Peeing in Pantyhose is the Fetish of the Day
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Breast Exam Fun!
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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The Romantic Side of a Glory Hole
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

16

Nov

Amazing Girls in Underwear for MeUndies of the Day

I always bring you the goods…here are a some hot as fuck models posing in underwear for an interesting concept Underwear company that I’m digging right now called. MeUndies

The underwear concept is simple…awesome underwear…shipped to you monthly…or a la carte…depending on your needs…

This can save your fucking life…and possibly even change your game when it comes to getting laid…because MeUndies hook you up and sort you out with brand new underwear every month…

This is something I know my soiled, lazy, slob ass could use…and will use….but more importantly…what all the women who bed me could use….because fresh underwear makes bedding me less of a nightmare….

MeUndies , “The World’s Most Comfortable Underwear” are made from top quality fabric, , available in a bunch of amazing, modern and convenient styles and are under 20 bucks….but remember they can save your fucking life at least when it comes to getting laid….and can fix this problem you probably didn’t realize you had…

I suggest you sign up for monthly auto shipment program that come with a 20% discount and arrive at your door every fucking month….without you having to do anything…

Even if you don’t want underwear for yourself, because you’re married and have given up on getting laid….you can always sign your woman up, or a woman you want up, cuz there’s one thing that will get you laid in life…and that’s buying a girl underwear…and these MeUndies guys do it monthly…giving her an excuse to model them for you…monthly…getting you laid…at least once a month….

Works for me….and if you’re not into it…you can always just stare at their models in underwear….girls you’ll never get…cuz you keep your shit shit stained….


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Posted in:MeUndies

2012

16

Nov

Lady Gaga’s Cake Picture of the Day

I guess Lady Gaga is proud of her new song and Terry Richardson video of her half naked and fucking with cake and other half naked girls…cuz she posted this up on twitter….but I guess she likes anything that gets people talking about her…because everythin about Gaga is up there with being the fucking worst….except maybe when I was grabbing at her ass a few years ago….right when she was first starting to become famous….that wasn’t the worst at all…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2012

16

Nov

Miley Cyrus For Twitter of the Day


What the world needs now more than ever is a little hipster Miley in some short red pants with boots and a tube top showing off her little tits and stomach…..while making duck faces like a 15 year old she may or may not be genetically modified to be thanks to disney….and by the world I mean my masturbation…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

16

Nov

Lara Stone’s Tits for M le Monde of the Day


We’ve seen Lara Stone’s tits before…but that doesn’t mean we’ve seen Lara Stone’s tits nearly enough…you see we aren’t married to her…or forced to deal with her shit…that after a few months or years gets real fucking tedious…making all tits…from the fat chick at the McDonalds you’re getting lunch at…to the neighbor…to any girl who isn’t Lara Stone’s tits more appealing…..so we are pure…and honest Lara Stone titty observers….making me ready for more…..

Posted in:Lara Stone|NSFW

2012

16

Nov

The Best Picture of Britney Spears You Will See Today of the Day


I don’t watch the X-Factor…so as far as I’m concerned Britney is still the crazy fat slob shaving her head and flashing her cunt…breaking out of her cage/bear trap that her handlers had her in…by getting knocked up by a genius opportunist’s sperm….because this medicated, controlled, Britney is just depressing….so I ignore she exists…but that was until today…when this hard nipple pic dropped in my inbox…cuz a hard nippled mom…no matter what her mental illness or depressing life may be…is still a tit worth looking at….

Posted in:Britney Spears

2012

16

Nov

Kristy Kaurova Hot Winter Photoshoot of the Day

It’s cold as fuck here – so I figure why not post some aspirational pictures of an erotic pantsless winter….

I know more dreadful catalog type pics of skinny models you’ve never heard of like Kristy Kaurova from Russia…who is making moves by photographing well…you know escaping a life of gymnastics and/or mail order bride and/or rationed bread and/or weight lifter and/or beating the Americans into Space and/or who the fuck cares about Russia…this is globalization motherfuckers…we are all God’s people…of the same species and our difference don’t change are anatomy…and our anatomy…at least this Kristy Kaurova model’s anatomy makes me want to rub my flacid anatomy against her inner thigh….I’m romantic like that….but more importantly….I’m into world peace like that….

Posted in:Kristy Kaurova