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2012

15

Nov

Beyonce Mom Cleavage for Social Media of the Day

I guess she’s taking on a little advice from Rihanna…you know getting up on this showcase your tits for Social Media…while hiding the rest of your horrible body…cuz there’s obviously a little jealousy up in here…knowing how many records Rihanna sells and how much money Rihanna makes…even if that money’s going back to her pimp Jay-Z which in-turn is 50% Beyonce’s…cuz Beyonce’s already stupid rich and money doesn’t matter…it just reminds her that Rihanna’s got more going on…and more importantly…that Rihanna’s got more to give…cuz RIhanna hasn’t kept any babies she’s been knocked up with yet….and everyone knows…moms are never as good as their slutty, younger, counterparts….but I still apppreciate Beyonce’s effort…A for Effort….cuz reality is…she could just be real housewiving it….kickin’ it without putting her titties out there….

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2012

15

Nov

Miley Cyrus Braless and Lovely Cone Titties of the Day

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I really like Miley Cyrus lately…and I have no idea why…but I like to think it is because I don’t know her and will never know her…because if she did, I would likely hate her bratty fucking ways….but I also like to think it is cuz she’s got a nice lean body that she doesn’t mind showing off…even if her little titties are all cone-like….you know like pee stings on a pre-pubescent…probably caused by some Disney genetic modification they call “Peter Pan-ing” their young casts so that they have a longer shelf life after investing all that money in them….and something you’d normally want to wear padded bras with…to false marketing…unless of course you’re someone like Miley…who has been prostituted so long she doesn’t even know the concept of privacy, shame or any of that normal person stuff….my kind of girl….now that the bra is off….the next logical step is to get that annoying shirt out of the way….good girl.

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2012

15

Nov

Rihanna’s Topless Fashion Pic with Nipple of the Day

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Rihanna is alright in my books…she’s famous, rich and does not need to be posing naked, or topless, or even at all…yet she chooses to push her slutty weed head lifestyle on the youth in everything she does and I figure nothing bad will come of that…sex and drugs are fucking awesome….so I am glad she inspires young girls to be topless hookers when they grow up – just like her….cuz if it worked for Rihanna…it’s bound to work for others…

I am into this…

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2012

15

Nov

Bernice Marlohe Esquire Mexico November 2012 of the Day

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Relatively unknown in America before being the babe in the newest BOND film, Bernice Marlohe, who I am sure has nude pics somewhere out there, cuz she’s from France, and French girls are into being naked, and having anal sex on the first date, but that I am too lazy to google, is in Esquire Mexico, representing for my mother country, who along with drug cartels and all inclusive resorts, also have a massive, first world city, with first world problems, and first world magazines translated to their first world language, for their first world citizens, that feature European babes named Bernice Marlohe from Skyfall…in their lingerie….Mexico only let me down when I was living in that orphanage when I was 5….and that one time I got food poisoned from bad tacos….but today Mexico makes me proud…

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2012

15

Nov

Hot Top Models for Allure’s “What Lies Beneath” Shoot of the Day

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So here are some models you may or may not be familiar with….that are all pretty much top fucking models…all famous for being good at getting photographed…all rich and luxurious because of it….representing all that is wrong in our world….but also representing all that is good…cuz I like beautiful people…and I’d hate if ugly people could pollute our lives and get ahead being ugly….at the same scale beautiful people do…it would put a damper on my day….

The models are:

Doutzen Kroes, Edita Vilkeviciute, Izabel Goulart, Karlie Kloss, Constance Jablonski, Isabeli Fontana, Catherine McNeil, Sui He, Linda Evangelista, Naysha Matonhodze, Nadja Bender

They aren’t naked…but still sexy or suggestive enough to jerk off to but maybe I just think that cuz I grew up jerking off to fashion television…cuz it was the only thing on TV that had nipple in it….in a time before cable….

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2012

15

Nov

Sara Jean Underwood in Panties of the Day

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No idea what these are for…I just know that people love Sara Jean Underwood….which is insanity because she’s really fucking low level…but I guess she’s got naked for money before…which is a redeeming quality as far as I am concerned…especially for women so hungry to be famous…that they fake date Ryan Seacrest and agree to host G4 TV bullshit pretending to be into nerd shit…in hopes of it being a stepping stone…when all it really means is that for the rest of time she’ll be that obscure girl in costume signing autographs at the various comic events around America….which I guess is a pretty huge achievement for a girl everyone just assumed was gonna become a stripper..cuz that’s all she was skilled to do…

Here she is posing in her panties..showing off wrinkles around her eyes…cuz she’s not 19 anymore…but still stripping for cameras…like a good girl…good girl.

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2012

15

Nov

Lindsay Lohan Does Jummy Fallon of the Day

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I can’t stand Jimmy Fallon and I think he needs to be shot…and that happened long before he used Lindsay Lohan in what is the worst possible way you could use Lindsay Lohan….and I am not talking like how her mom, friends and Sam Ronson and everyone around her used her….or how she used drugs….but by having her smear cake in some dudes hair semi-erotically…is just humiliating for her….doing any gig she can…god fucking knows why…cuz she should just retire instead of helping fuel idiots like Jimmy Fallon who are using her to give himself more street cred than using The Roots as his band…..I encouraged people to hunt him down….for all the wrong he has done in the world….and I encourage Lindsay Lohan to give me a call if she really wants to save her career…I got all the ideas that involve more tit and less of this garbage….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

15

Nov

Anais Pouliot Models Oysho Lingerie of the Day

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Hot and Hyped model anais pouliot ….straight from the french trash bridge and tunnels of Montreal Canada…represents a serious lost opportunity for me…now that I see how famous and successful she’s getting as a model…when I shoulda been the one to find her at the Anti-English protests, eating fries gravy and cheese, while smoking cheap cigs, at the local trashy skatepark….because then, Like Celine Dion and her creeper husband/manager, she’d be my money making vagina til the end of time….but the good news is that I fail at all I put my mind to…so this is expected….

I’ve posted her NAKED SHOOT cuz that’s how models stay competitive…..and now I am posting her modeling lingerie….and the one great tragedy in all this….other than me not locking her down before she was famous…is that her name is Anus and yet is not showing her anus….which is very upsetting…

Here are the pics that redeem her…for letting us down.

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2012

15

Nov

Terry Richardson and Lady Gaga Amateur Porn Teaser of the Day

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Lady Gaga’s southern hip hop song “Cake” dropped back in september…and it is some horrible drugged out weirdness….that I don’t think anyone really cared about because Gaga has fallen off…but more importantly has done all she can to get noticed….

But I guess when everyone falls off…even when they are still ridiculously famous…they do the natural thing to get noticed…and that’s a fucking twerk video…half naked…in the shower…while on tour…and I’m not complaining…cuz as much I find Lady Gaga annoying….I love seeing girls of all shapes and sizes dance in their underwear for attention…even if it is desperation…it’s still worth watching.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2012

15

Nov

Candace Bailey Sexy in Men’s Health December 2012 of the Day

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Candace Bailey is some might as well be 40 year old from some pretty much low level G4 TV show for nerds cuz nerds are loyal that I should probably not call low level because it has featured me at least once and that would be ungrateful and cunty of me….

She’s making some really low level appearance in Men’s Health December gift guide bullshit….wearing a bikini…

Which I guess is worth looking at….even if you’re not one of her hundreds of fans who are building sex dolls in her image…cuz you believe she’s actually into video games and nerd shit…when in reality she’s in it for the money and the stepping stone to bigger deal shit….even though she’s not 20 anymore….and married…and hanging on hard….

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