2012
13
Nov
Leryn Franco is some Olympic track and field star from some country I am not gonna bother googling…who also does some modeling….and more importantly…sun tanning…on the beach in some amazing bikini bottoms…that showcase her abilities or at least potential capabilities as a javelin catcher….and by javelin…I mean cock.
Posted in:Leryn Franco
2012
13
Nov
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Brittney Palmer is going to be in Montreal, the city I am unfortunately prisoner to an obese french whoman who pays my rent in exchange for eternal love, devotion, and commitment…that I don’t really give her…but only cuz I am not good at anything I set my mind to. It is all part of being a failure.
Anyway, I emailed her and her people to have a little make out session – but she didn’t get back to me…maybe I came on too strong when I sent pics of me in bondage gear and a strap on.
She was in Maxim, She’s the new, non-ethnic Arianny Celeste and I’m pretty sure her body is going places…unfortunately none of those places are my face.
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Posted in:Brittney Palmer
2012
13
Nov
This girl…is amazing. I think I should make her my official girlfriend…you know considering I just had sex with her at least twice…in my mind…
I love big titty girls…willing to get naked to get ahead…it makes me want them to sit on my face…until I can’t breath…so that I die a wonderful vagina filled death….from a set of tits…the world can cross reference when I’m gone….cuz keeping these tits underwrap….exclusive to the dudes she fucks….would be a fucking crime…
Posted in:Enya Bakunova|NSFW
2012
13
Nov
I have decided that as much as I hate procreation…the world needs as many of me as possible…so in efforts to make that happen I have poked holes in the condoms I use on the variety of woman I have sex with….creating a master race in my image….a race that will grow up fatherless…just cuz I make em doesn’t mean I don’t have to be a deadbeat with them….
I’m finally maturing into a real man.
Here are some links….
Mother To Sell Daughter’s Virginity To Reality Show…
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Elmo’s Gay Sex Scandal (Yup, You Read That)
And I Think This is a Republican Election Backlash Type Thing Against Sesame Street, I’m Not Even Fucking Joking
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Tania Funes is Island Sexy (SEMI NSFW)
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A Billion Dollar Set Of Tits
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Mandy Marie Wants You to Take All Of Her In (SEMI NSFW)
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Here’s An Old But Fun Pair Of Tits
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10 Bets You Will Always Win, Make Yourself Some Money – VIDEO
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Miranda Kerr Wins This Round of Best Dressed Celebrity Babes
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Sex in the Kitchen – A Gallery
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Free Cam Shows, Get to Work (NSFW)
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The Sybian Turns This Slut Into Some Kind od Demon
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Taiwan Tackles the Petraeus Affair with WTF Animation – VIDEO
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Imogen Thomas is Always Easy on the Eyes (NSFW)
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This 9 Year Old Will Tell You How to Pick Up Chicks
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Sexy Games That Will Help You Get Your Naughty Side Into Trouble (NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
12
Nov
The best thing about this hemorrhoid is the way it reminds me of prison rape…those were the days…and they probably explain why I made Bieber / Gomez break up videos….
I’m sure reading about my hemorrhoids is you new favorite thing….but luckily…no one reads anything I write…cuz they are too busy falling in love with me muscles…
Here are some stepLINKS….
Some Photos of The Chick Justin Bieber May or May Not Have Banged
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Courtney Stodden and Her Tits Give Some Relationship Advice
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Awesome Ashley Olsen Creepiness
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Turtle Fight
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Cameron Diaz is Hot for Elle
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17 Year Old Girl Does Crossfit
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Fin With Microwave Popcorn – VIDEO
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Bérénice Marlohe Captured in Sexy Shoot for GQ India
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Tamara Ecclestone Insane Charity Cleavage
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Demi Moore is 50
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I’d Love to Be All Over Stephanie
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Hayden Porter is Our Red Hot Fantasy (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Will Always Make Your Day Better (NSFW)
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Michelle Trachtenberg
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Loni Rae is All Laid Out (SEMI NSFW)
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IF Your Twat Does This, You Shouldn Probably Go to The Doctor (NSFW)
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Free Sexy Games, You Gotta Play to Win (NSFW)
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Riding Jet Ski on Land is a Bad Idea
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9 Year Old Teaches How to Pick Up Girls
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Some Cameron Diaz Cause It’s a Slow Day
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I Dunno Who Ashley Smith is But She is Topless and I Like It (NSFW)
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Matthew McConaughey is Starving Himself and It’s Unreal
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Francia Raisa Camel Toe Hike (SITE NSFW)
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Jodie Gasson’s Purple Panties Upskirt (SITE NSFW)
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Tom Cruise is Kinda Pathetic and Here’s Why
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Gotta Love a Babe Stripping Off Her Black Lingerie (NSFW)
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13 Simpsons Jokes That Actually Came True!
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Alice’s Tits Are Kinda Insane (NSFW)
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It Must Be Ladies Night (NSFW)
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So THAT’S Why MTV Doesn’t Play Music Videos Anymore (VIDEO)
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This 80 Year Old Body Builder Will Kick Your Ass (VIDEO)
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Fernanda Mello is One Hot Model
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SITE NSFW)
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Rihanna is Almost Naked on the Cover of GQ
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Busty Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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Mission Accomplished: Australia Abandons Porn Filter Plans (SITE NSFW)
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Bikini-Clad Chrissy Teigen Shoots A Commercial For Nike! OW!
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A Bunch of Moegle Girls Showing Off Their Tits (NSFW)
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Alessandra Ambrosio Airport Hotness
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Teddy Bear Masacre
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Cat Fights Reflection
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Rihanna & Kate Moss for V Magazine
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I Got 99 Problems and They All Bitches
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Nicole Aniston Gallery
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Chanel Preston Gallery
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Lots of Celebs in Sex Scenes
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Soccer Mom Fucks Ref
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Girls Getting Naked on Webcam
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
12
Nov
Hayden Panettiere has breast implants…and she’s on a new TV show….and she’s now in Self magazine…where I assume she is ignoring the fact that she was insecure with herself…and decided to get herself some fakers to make herself feel better about her self…you know balance out her broad back and midget body self…as most girls insecure about her small tits do…no wait…all the girls I know we fake titties put those fuckers on blast…pull them out at every party….make everyone grab them….all in efforts to get a solid return on investment…but that’s probably cuz they saved up for them for months while Panettiere makes a set of fake tittes or 10,000 dollars a fucking hour….
Posted in:Hayden Panettiere
2012
12
Nov
One of life’s great tragedies is that Anais Pouliot is from Montreal…and that I didn’t jump on this girl before she was a hugely successful fashion model….because now I will likely never jump on her…..at least not willingly…cuz I know local girls…and whenever they make it internationally they have no time for their local creeps….and I guess that’s ok, because she’s naked all over the internet and often times that’s far better than ever having to deal her bullshit…cuz every girl comes with her own bag of bullshit…when sometimes all you want is a little nipple for fashion….
Posted in:Anais Pouliot
2012
12
Nov
Katie Price is rockin some lingerie…for her own lingerie brand…cuz she is the best self promoter of all time….she took being stripper trash with the dumbest fucking abnormal…almost comical implants to the next level…by turning herself into a abnormally huge breasted brand…which as far as I’m concerned is more fun than all the other brands out there…even though she’s old…her body is boxing out as she’s menopausal…and she looks a lot like a transgendered in a youtube video before her suicide….but I’ll still endorse her hustle – cuz it is hilarious…
Posted in:Katie Price
2012
12
Nov
The rebrand of WWF starlet Kelly Kelly who has broke up with the WWF but who doesn’t own her WWF name…continues in a fucking amazing way….by telling us that “hey you may not no who the fuck Barbie Blank is, but she’s me and she’s got a great fucking ass, and she’s willing to expose it for attention, while people are still paying attention, because she has no idea that the WWF was the biggest fucking thing of her life, and that it is all downhill from here, but at least she’s trying”….I just can’t wait for the nudes, playboy shoot and whatever else comes from being an ex wrestling star…like banging George Clooney….and doing Dancing with the Stars…but far less classy…cuz Kelly Kelly is a stripper compared to the elegant Keibler before her….and that’s why we like her better.
Posted in:Barbie Blank
2012
12
Nov
I figured out who Alexa Vega ….and it turns out she’s more than just some girl showing off her tits for nerds…she is in fact the child star from Spy Kids who pedophiles masturbated to….trying to make it clear to everyone…all the fucking skeptics and people who only know her from Spykids that she’s got herself some tits…and I am totally down with that strategy…
Posted in:Alexa Vega
