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2012

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Nov

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are Back On of the Day

Thank god the crisis is over….

There is still hope…The world continues….this was just a miscommunication…a publicity stunt…they were toying with our emotions…like the puppets we are…

From TMZ

Thing 1: Justin is not involved with anyone else. There are pics of Justin with a Victoria’s Secret model circulating, but there’s nothing there.

Thing 2: Justin would like to get back with Selena, and thinks it can happen. We’re told the way Justin sees it … they’ve broken up a bunch of times before and this is just another blip.
We’re told he’s not freaked out … he thinks there’s a good chance they’ll make up

So I had to re-work my MEMORIAL VIDEO to make it a romance video…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

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Nov

Barbara Palvin is Bieber’s New Fake GF of the Day

I’m done MOURNING HIS FAKE RELATIONSHIP WITH SELENA GOMEZ

The latest in Beiber fake relationships because has to be gay….is that his new girlfriend is the 18 year old young blood Victoria’s Secret is trying to make famous…. Barbara Palvin ….

Now, I’ve been following her instagram for a few months now…and prior to her becoming a huge fucking deal…back when she only had one VS shoot in her garter belt…she was posting non stop pics of her and her little local BF…who I guess was her high school sweetheart…but like all fame whores who become famous…you gotta leave that in the past…and jump on opportunities like banging your favorite pop star now that you have access…and the whole thing is all controlled by their management cuz they all want as much exposure as possible…when all I want is for her to expose more of her genitals…

It is all lies…bullshit…and it doesn’t matter…its’ just another excuse to post a bikini and lingerie model in her teens…cuz I don’t care who she is fucking for fame….or cuz of her model fame…I just care that she’s fucking….

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2012

12

Nov

Cindy Crawford For Shape Magazine of the Day


People hate on Cindy Crawford every time I post on how amazing she is…but I have seen her in person…and it turns out that she’s fucking amazing…we exchanged smiles…made eye contact…as she entered her hotel years ago….and probably thought I was a homeless guy…or someone with downs syndrome down on his luck who needed a little pick me up…when in reality…all I needed was for her to sit on my face…

That said…she’s in December’s Shape…and I love her….even though historically…I hate old bitches….

Posted in:Cindy Crawford

2012

12

Nov

MTV EMA 2012 Pics of the Day


MTV European Music Awards happened last night…and I wasn’t invited…and I didn’t watch…but apparently Heidi Klum was the host…and in that came her rockin’ mom of an army of mixed race kids thanks to being a German with German wants and needs….weird wants and needs that come in the form of Fetishes reminiscent of Nazi Germany…..all pragmatic and covered in S&M, bondage and feces….before divorcing the huge cock that ravaged her….tits….

I am sure there were other babes there….but Heidi Klum…ex lingerie model….now in her 40s and still giving boners..is all that matters….


To See All The Pics….
FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2012

12

Nov

Mariana Almeida Topless Modeling of the Day

Mariana Almeida is a Brazilian model who knows what modeling is all about….or at least who is modeling in all the right ways…getting naked to climb the ladder of obscuirty to relevance through titties..because that is how the world works…

Now, I’ve never heard of her and I don’t really need to know anything about her to appreciate her tits….but I did some background research…and it turns out she’s pretty hot naked…

Here’s a little into video of her talk…She’s 24, been modling for 6 years, likes to travel…and who gives a fuck she shows her tits for money and she’s a babe…and we like her for that…

Here are her nudes…to get ahead…

Pics via In.Troducing.com

Posted in:Mariana Almeida|NSFW

2012

12

Nov

Jennifer Love Hewitt in a See-thru to Bra of the Day


Jennifer Love Hewitt’s face has seen better days…in fact so has the rest of her….making me wonder what the logic was in wearing this see through shirt…showing off her bra in what may be the least erotic of see through shirts I have ever seen…I mean I guess when you are the small head…small body…hug tits in the late 90s…it’s really hard to stay relevant…especially when you’re boring in all that you do…especially in your emotional eating cuz you can’t land a man….who cares…here’s the pics anyway.


To See All The Pics….
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Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2012

12

Nov

Ginta Lapina Lingerie for La Senza of the Day


Her name is Ginta Lapina….I have posted her TITS before…she’s a model…who models for Victoria’s Secret bootleg company that Victoria’s Secret owns…because owning 90% of the global undewear market means ruling the fucking world…

Sure Ginta may look a bit more like a hooker in these pics than a Victoria’s Secret model…who I guess in this world are like her older underwear model sisters….but she’s still pretty lovely half named….

I checked out her WIkipedia…and her hobbies include – listening to Rap Music…

Latvia gone nuts.

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2012

12

Nov

Arianny Celeste Does Maxim of the Day

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Maxim is still going strong…and by strong I mean hanging on as hard as they can by featuring eager girls who want as much exposure as they can get ….

Not that Arianny Celeste is a bottom feeder or anything…I mean she’s probably more famous than God right now…cuz UFC is fucking massive…so massive that it put Joe Rogan on the map despite his aging, and balding….and now it seems like this girl wants nothing to do with UFC cuz she’s cocky and ready for new projects while at her peak…a recipe for disaster that comes when all hookers get confidence….not that she’s a hooker…she’s a fine young lady….who may not be as hot as her replacement… Brittney Palmer …but who can still hold her own in the gayest of gay sports….because every gay sport that mimics gay porn foreplay…of man on man wrestling…needs a skirt to make it less gay….and she’s championed that role…a hero some may say….a hot as fuck body…I will say….

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Posted in:Arianny Celeste

2012

12

Nov

Titties at the Dee Dee Ramone MEMORIAL EXHIBITION of the Day


Thanks to the internet – I don’t have to leave my house…even if my house is a miserable fucking place….it is better than being forced to interact with the kind of assholes that attend events….you know networking…bullshit conversation…scenesters being seen….people just wasting time because missing an event….because I get to look at the pics on the internet….

Now I am as much of a fan of the Ramones as the next guy…and I am all for celebrating anyone’s death thru drinking…but I wouldn’t bother going out for that…even if there are drunk party girls who see a camera and take the opportunity to flash some tit…cuz that is how you get noticed…and I
don’t know who this girl is…but she’s got the right idea….

This girl is fun. I don’t know where she was raised where she learned to flash tits at formal events…but I do know it is a barn I would like to visit…..if anyone knows this girl…send her my way.

Pics via PURPLE.FR

Posted in:Dee Dee Ramone|NSFW

2012

12

Nov

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Split Memorial Video of the Day

It is the end of the fucking world…

So in great tragedies…at least in terms of staged relationships between homosexual boy toys and the Disney girls who want to ride their coat tails….Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up and it is official….

I know you probably heard rumors of this last week, because Selena Gomez was seen with another dude and Justin wrote “single” on twitter or some shit…but it wasn’t until yesterday that the mainstream media picked it up and everyone decided to talk about it like it fucking matters…

That alone is everything that is wrong with the world today….so I decided to make a memorial video to mock this celebrity relationship obsessions…you are all a bunch of pawns buying into the bullshit trap getting brain washed instead of uprising me….

So let’s make a bigger deal about idiots who are a big deal all cuz you made them a big deal…when the big deals should be shit that is actually relevant, important…and that matter… not twink tabloid fodder of idiots who probably never banged….for obvious reasons like they were never in the same room together….they only hung out a dozen times for the paparazzi…cuz the whole thing is marketing bullshit.

But then again…I am the one who made a tribute video documenting their fake love…reminding me that the real problem…is me….

I am ready for both of these pawns, especially the Ellen looking Usher Fucker one….to fall off like typical child stars – cuz that’s when things get semi interesting….that or the sex tape directed by Usher…

Posted in:Selena Gomez