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2012

12

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I had a religious experience. I was buying hemorrhoid cream, cuz my asshole fucking hates me, at the grocery store…when some weird, creepy black woman from the islands came up to me and told me to repeat after her….basically some praise Jesus shit…repenting for my sins shit…and now I feel like I am either the chosen one, or ready to make some more fucking sins starting today….only this time I want them to be more tyrannical….I want to be an evil genius who rules the world…or at least multiple vaginas….and it all starts now…with some morning links…

And Now, The Funniest Knockout EVER – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Pincezz Felicity Jade Helps Us Stop Things Off (SEMI NSFW)
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And THAT’S Why You Don’t Ride a Jet Ski on Land – VIDEO
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Kimberly is Most Def Easy on the Eyes (SEMI NSFW)
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Mitt Romney Really Knows How to Stick It In and Break It Off When It Comes to His Staff Members
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Some Best Dressed Babes, Just Because
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Meet Victoria’s Secret’s Newest Model: Barbara Palvin
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Free Cam Shows, Cause We All Deserve to Coast on Monday (NSFW)
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Just Filming Some Gals at the Nude Beach – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Zumba ‘Hooker’ Alexis Wright Allegedly Posed Naked with 7-Year-Old Son
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I’d Like to Be All Over De, That’s For Sure (NSFW)
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And This Dude Got His Eyeballs Tattooed. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Sexy Games, Have Yourself Some Fun, You Deserve It (NSFW)
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2012

09

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day


I’ve been distracted today….3 different girls were sending me in pics and audio during their masturbation over the course of the last few hours…they wanted me to talk dirty to help them cum….it took priority over updating the best site on the internet no one reads….cuz no one would notice I was gone…while offering a great service to man…i am the next Ghandi…messiah…I bring joy and happiness and make for a better tomorrow….though assisting masturbation….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Lindsay Lohan Downward Spiral Part 598
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The World’s Smallest Dog is Smaller Than You Would Think
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Jumping Off the Roof was Fail Before it was even a Fail
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Jennifer Hudson’s a Model
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Volleyball Spike to the Face
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Babes in Burqas
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Supermarket Skiing
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The 25 Hottest Adult Film Star Characters In Movies
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Kristen Stewart is Super Leggy
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Olivia Munn Was Cleavagy at the BAFTAS
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Sam Buxton is Sexy in Black Lingerie (NSFW)
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Don’t Hate The Brazilian Phoebe Price Because She’s More Beautiful Than Your Ugly Ass
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Thank God For Frisky Friday (SEMI NSFW)
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Katherine McPhee Bra Flash
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Arab Drift King
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It’s Thanksgiving is the New It’s Friday – Garbage Viral That Makes Me Want to Kill Myself Cuz This Tween Will Become a Millionaire…Even Though Her Parents are Already Millionaires – That’s How this Bar Mitzvah Quality Video Was Made….
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Today in Russia
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Christie Has One Sexy Ass (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun (NSFW)
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If You’re Eddie Murphy You Get to Date Paige Butcher
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Don Lemon And Jonah Hill Were Fighting on Twitter Like 12 Year Old Girls
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Busty Latex Whore is Up to No Good (NSFW)
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Sexy Games For You to Have Some Fun With (NSFW)
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Meet the Cast of Not Another Celebrity Movie. Do These Look Alikes Match Up? YOU DECIDE!
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Bianca Beauchamp in a Pink Swimsuit (NSFW)
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Rita Ora Nip Slip Anyone? (NSFW)
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Eliza Doolittle’s See Thru Dress with No Bra
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A Little Kate Middleton, Just Because
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Rihanna is Overly Dramatic in Her New Video – VIDEO
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Gotta Love It When a Brunette Hottie is All Bent Over (NSFW)
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Ranking the Worst Reality TV Stars Ever
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Sydnet and Brittania Get It On (NSFW)
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Wait Till You See Her Box (NSFW)
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Check Out Google House View. Wait, What?
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HOLY SHIT HAVE YOU SEEN THE TRAILER FOR WORLD WAR Z?!?! – VIDEO
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Chrissy Teigen is Sexy in a Bikini
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Check Out This Indian Dare Devil (SITE NSFW)
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WTF?! Ex-News Anchor Michael Scott Arrested For Domestic Abuse Against His Girlfriend, Says “Time To Die Like OJ”
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Spencer Scott and Taylor Vixxxen Get It On (NSFW)
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Sasha Grey Co-Starring In Horror Flick With Elijah Wood (NSFW)
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I Don’t Know Who Theresa Palmer Is But I’m In Love With Her Already
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Sexy Amateur With Super Cute Tits (NSFW)
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Some Mandy Moore, Just Because
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Tamara Ecclestone Fake Tits in a Slutty Billionaire Dress
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You Need a Little More Hayden Panettiere
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Dog Selling Chickens
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Hilarious – Soccer Mom Fucks the Ref
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Blacks on Blondes
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A Little Anal Porn
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Oscar Worthy Porn Scenes
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Bathtub Creampie
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Lots of Celebs in Sex Scenes
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Girls Getting Naked on Webcam
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

09

Nov

Candice Swanepoel’s Rihanna Ass Grab at the VS Show Pics of the Day

Candice Swanepoel just posted this pic of her grabbing Rihanna’s ass at the VS fashion show…along with other pics of Rihanna saying girl crush…I am gonna assume it has something to do with Candice being african and Rihanna’s ancestors being african slaves that make her feel this connection but I am also gonna assume that Victoria’s Secret runs like a porn company…and that their girls are actually owned by the corporation….or at least their names are…because the corporation is powerful and made them the celebrities they are….taking them out of the third world….waving green cards in their faces…all while so many other girls could be doing their job…..

So I am gonna assume the instagram of all these girls is run in a little basement office at the Limited Brands head office in Ohio….but at least while pretending to be Candice…they are posting pics of her half naked….modeling from their show…to hype it up more than the infomercial already is…cuz as you know…I’m a pretty huge fan of this one….not sure why…but I’ll start with her toes and work my way up….

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2012

09

Nov

Chrissy Teigan in a Bikini of the Day


I make fun…or harass…or annoy Chrissy Teigan on twitter every once in a while…you know with the typical…social climber…gold digger shit…but she’s actually a lot of fun….but more importantly…good at being in a bikini…

She’s married to John Legend or some other Grammy winning black piano playe…she’s an SI Model…and I guess I am a fan….because when a girl built like this shows it off..you can’t really hate them….under any circumstance…especially when they tell you they love your site….when you know that only amazing people love your site…even if she doesn’t actually love my site…I’ll take it….and promote her to the end of time…like she is my internet soul mate I must sing love songs to….even if she’s probably tired of the love song shit…even if love somgs helped pay for her luxury apartment…and the ring on her finger I’d like in my ass.

She’s one of the good ones….and here’s a dog humping her to prove it…cuz dogs only hump good people…..good people I’d be humping too…


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2012

09

Nov

Britney Spears Perfume Erotica of the Day


Britney’s Handlers launched a new fragrance using her name and her image in time for the Holiday shopping…in hopes every Britney fan…that is still straggling around the Christmas tree a few decades later…will be just as eager and excited to open this as they were when she launched her first perfume back when the straggle fan was 14 and it was ok to get excited about such a shitty gift…

It’s a cash grab people…and at least the promo pics are her all sluttin’ while stuntin…

I know she’s an old has been mom…who has been k-fedded once….and who has seen better days….but I’d still fuck her and I guess that’s what this is all about…

Here’s the video:

Here’s some pics….of her still trying…

Posted in:Britney Spears

2012

09

Nov

Alexa Vega Bikini Twitpic for Machete Kills of the Day

I don’t know what Machete Kills is…and I am not gonna bother looking it up….and you know what….I don’t know what Alexa Vega is and I am not gonna bother looking it up…because what I can tell by this pic is that she’s got great tits….but more importantly…that this is some nerd shit…and anyone who cares to look at this…probably already know her fucking specs…her life story and more importantly have her face stapled to their pillow case so they can wake up to her…you know the kind of weirdo you’d expect to stay a virgin…and who probably won’t let you down…..

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2012

09

Nov

The Girls of Sky Fall of the Day

The amazing team at the STEPFORUM …compiled a bunch of pics of the latest Skyfall Bond girls…since the movie came out last night….They dug deep cuz these girls are virtually unknown and I figure as nerd, losers, typical assholes into bond movies…you’d get a kick out of this compilation…

The Bond girls of Skyfall are:

Naomie Harris (Eve), Bérénice Marlohe – (Sévérine), Helen McCrory – (Clair Dowar MP), Elize du Toit – (Vanessa (M’s Assistant), Tonia Sotiropoulou – (Bond’s Beach Lover), Yennis Cheung – (Floating Dragon Cashier), Dominique Anne Jones – (M’s Inquiry Assistant)…..

Doesn’t mean I’m gonna waste my time on seeing this shit…or that I am endorsing the shit..I am just linking you to something good. I am a hero like that.


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Posted in:James Bond

2012

09

Nov

Khloe Kardashian Nipple For X-Factor of the Day

This is an unfortunate state of affairs….Khloe Kardashian has nipples which imply that she may be able to breast feed the animals she pumps out of her monster uterus….her dad…OJ Simpson would be proud….

Unless she’s not wearing a bra…cuz she’s a dude…as her shoulders would suggest…

And the real issue in all this monster shit…is why the fuck is she hosting prime time TV

There is something wrong with the world…as there is something wrong with this girl’s genetics…as there is something wrong with the fact it turns you on…

She’s a Kardashian (legally) so primetime porn is kinda their thing.

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian

2012

09

Nov

Amanda Seyfried Boring Vanity Fair December 2012 of the Day


Amanda Seyfried is generally a boring as fuck actress who has not played the media in an interesting way at all…if anything she’s been dumpy, boring, off the radar and almost fucking useless….and the only redeeming quality she has…which is actually I quality I love and respect…is that she gets naked in movies…so she’ll film a Disney pile of shit for money one month…then a pornstar lesbian killer in another….and that kind of attitude..is one I’d like to cum all over my belly for….it’s just too bad she hasn’t done that in her everyday life….

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2012

09

Nov

Danielle Sharp, Bryony Morgana & Gabriella for Front Magazine of the Day

I love Glamour Girls…they aren’t all that hot…but the way they move is…they could be the assuming girl in the back of the bus you don’t fucking notice…but instead they choose to be this…a choice that puts them on the map…and in our hearts…and all they have to do is show a little ass and titty…and that…as far as I am concerned is fantastic…

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