2012
09
Nov
Dioni Tabbers is a fucking babe…and she’s modeling lingerie…like all babes should…because if you’re a babe…you might as well work it half naked for perverts like me and make money working it for perverts like me…because otherwise shit is just a fucking waste…
I’ve posted on her before…cuz I’m on the ball with this babe shit…that is why you should follow me as I crash and fucking burn….
Posted in:Dioni Tabbers
2012
09
Nov
She’s Croatian….and I am only posting this shit cuz she looks like some stripper, mail order catalog star…all low budget…tacky and trashy…despite having her very own WIKIPEDIA PAGE….and tacky and trashy…dated and as boring as a girl named Zimany can be half naked…is kinda my fucking thing.
Posted in:Zimany Linda
2012
09
Nov
Kim Kardashian polluted the internet with a throwback picture of her ass in a tight dress being shot for Terry Richardson…because I guess those were her glory days…before the world realized she was fat…or maybe cuz she thinks this is a really hot pic of herself…there’s no reason for this…but I’ll still draw attention to it…cuz I got nothing else to do….motherfucker.
Posted in:Kim Kardashian
2012
09
Nov
I’m not fashion stylist…but I can tell you if more girls wore pants like this to the office…to the grocery store…to pretty much anywhere…we’d be in a world I would think is worth living in….not that I don’t think the world we live in now is not worth living in…if anything it is one giant horrible comedy act…but it would be substantially better…if this was the norm…
Thank the God who likely doesn’t exist…for girls like Claudia Romani….
Posted in:Claudia Romani
2012
09
Nov
My new favorite thing is having girls offer me sex…you know reach out for booty calls and not actually go through with them…because I am a married man…and most importantly…cuz it drives girls…especially young girls crazy…when you refuse to fuck them…it makes for a good time….but I guess you can only pull this off when you have other pussy available to fuck…cuz otherwise…you may be thought of as a gay…and you wouldn’t want that now would you….
Here are some links….
Spaz De La Huerta is At It Again
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This Girl Gets It to the Face…TWICE – VIDEO
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The Official Pabst Blue Ribbon Top Party School Tour
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Branae is Rocking Some Sexy Short Shorts (SEMI NSFW)
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Heidi Montag’s Doing Bikini Photos Again
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Dakota Fanning is Looking Great
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The 25 Craziest Real-Life American Horror Stories
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Free Cam Shows, Let’s End the Week Off Right! (NSFW)
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Asian Hottie Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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Christina Aguilera Proposed Threesome with Vanessa Hudgens: Report
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Erika Underwood is a Great Way to Start Friday Morning (NSFW)
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Fuck DRIVE, This is KART! – VIDEO
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Some Super Sexy Games, From Me to You (NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
08
Nov
I like recruiting girls into sending me vagina pics….I usually fail cuz when they say no…I just call them useless whores…instead of doing that after they send the pics…
I have so much to learn.
Here are some stepLINKS….
A whole lot of Lady Gaga in a Bikini…
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Barking Bird
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The Bond Girls of Skyfall
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Georgia Salpa Shitty Upskirt
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Homophobic Man on the Train
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Lucy Liu Looks Old
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Toe To Face
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Here’s How You Get Justin Bieber To Perform In Front of Victoria’s Secret Models
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Looking Good Sweethearts
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Try to Sneak a Goal Past This Goalkeeper, Yeah Right – VIDEO
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The Complete History of Bond Villains
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Miranda Kerr is Sexy Even In Her Winter Clothes
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Jessica Burciaga Hopes You Had a Good Morning
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Jordan Carver is Rocking a Sesxy Sailor Get Up (NSFW)
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Willa Ford is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (SEMI NSFW)
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Gwen Barker is Easy on the Eyes (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Do I Really Have to Explain? (NSFW)
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Crystal Meth May Be Able to Cure the Food. Wait, What?
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Sarah Palin Looks Like She Stepped Out of a God Damn Time Machine
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Sexy GAmes That Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Some Lucy Liu
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Gianna Michaels is Naked With Her Blonde Friend (NSFW)
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Dakota Fanning is Hilarious in InStyle
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Dakota Fanning Instyle Video
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Crazy Cab Ride in China
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Dog on Two Legs
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Lady Gaga and Her Coconuts Are In a Bikini
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Chloe Sims Black Panties Upskirt
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Donald Trump is Still Mad
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Some Taylor Swift, Just Because
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Tara Reid Turns 37: Her Bikini Body Through the Years (GALLERY)
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Some Photoshoot With Kate Moss and Rihanna Which is Totally Random
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Go and Get Blackout Drunk in the BEST Party Cities in the World
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Holly and Anissa Are a Sexy Two for One
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I Guess Thats Would Be a Photobomb (SITE NSFW)
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These Babes Are Gonna Have Back Problems
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This Sushi Chef Would Slice You the fuck Up Given the Chance – VIDEO
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Natasha Poly is Still in a Bikini
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Hot Models for FHM Philippines
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Bear Invasion
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Bowling in a Short Dress Yaow!!! (NSFW)
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What The Hell? Staten Island FEMA Office Closes “Due To Bad Weather”
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Zfira is Sexy in Stockings (NSFW)
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Camille Rowe Is So Hot For Purple Magazine It Hurts
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Beautiful Adriana Lima Backstage @ 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
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These Tits Are Just Out of Hand (NSFW)
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Dang Ol’ Bertneys Gon’ Doodle Some Words On a Paper Ya’ll
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Lindsay Lohan Insists Asleep-At-The-Wheel LAPD Are ‘Out To Get’ Her
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Cool Bionic Arm
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Mariah Carey Sings for Obama – So Black…
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Shark Steals Fish
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Oscar Worthy Porn Scenes
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Bathtub Creampie
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Lots of Celebs in Sex Scenes
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Girls Getting Naked on Webcam
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
08
Nov
You know I’ve been feeling a little down and out lately…you know a little empty as a person…like a shell of a man…and not because I have no emotions or soul…but because I haven’t had a low level, bottom feeding, MTV star from 4 years ago….cry for attention in a staged bikini shoot that she paid the paparazzi to take of her for publicity….in far too fucking long….
Now don’t get me wrong, I hate the existence of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt as much as the next guy…but for a few years of running this site…there were daily annoying updates from them…that usually included her skinny, big fake titty body in a bikini….and when they fell off…I guess part of me fell off too….it’s just that I’m too old to bother learning about the new bottom feeders…that when bottom feeders form the past feel like home…
Maybe I am just getting nostalgic and shit…cuz American Thanksgiving is only 2 weeks away….or maybe I’m just happy to post a good old fashion staged bikini shoot from someone who fucking needs it more than anyone….
Today is a good day to be alive…except maybe for Heidi Montag….
Posted in:Heidi Montag
2012
08
Nov
I already posted the Kate Moss / Rihanna photoshoot from V Magazine ….and here I was thinking that was the highlight of my day or at least of the issue..you know cramming two totally irrelevant girls I like more than they like me…even though I ultimately don’t give a fuck about them in any fucking way, shape or form…I mean other than looking at pics of them and their way, shape or form…cuz looking at pics is better than having to deal with their personality flaws…
But apparently…the real hightlight of the magazine…is our favorite chubby, overrated and now old, actress who somehow tricked people into thinking she was Old Hollywood Glam…when really she was just boring and liked eating burgers….who is now in some Hitchcock shit…and in promoting that…doin’ some Hitchcock themed covers…and as a fan of Hitchcock…shit works perfectly alright for me….not to mention she’s showing some cleavage…which is better than her showing her gutter tattoo ….
Posted in:Scarlett Johansson
2012
08
Nov
I don’t know why….but I really really like Candice Swanepoel a lot more than she likes me…I guess that’s the case with all girls…but only because girls despise me…they don’t give me a chance to charm them with my chronic masturbation, fear of commitment, love of polygamy and pornography…..
Now I liked Candice Swanepoel before today’s 10 Magazine photoshoot was released…of her wearing a black wig like a hot, mysterious, South African spy from the 60s….secret agent who lived the life of a farmer turned Victoria’s Secret model…to not make anyone suspect of her evil, information gathering, AIDS medication robbing for the sake of saving her country strategy….you know a shoot where she’s showing off a little ass and a couple little titties….but now I like her even more than I did before…cuz getting a girl naked..or in my case seeing a girl naked…cuz girls never get naked for me….always make her more valuable in my heart…as well as in my soiled underwear.
She’s a babe.
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
