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2012

05

Nov

Gisele Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day


Gisele is pregnant with Tom Brady’s baby…or at least what I assume is Tom Brady’s baby since they are married….but at the same time I learned never to assume shit….because assuming throws out my conspiracy theory that this is movie magic make-up and that she’s just a tranny with a dick…that Tom Brady has his way with on the regular….via her asshole…cuz it reminds him of Football initiation games he grew up with…it’s all about team building…it’s not gay if it builds morale…

Even if she isn’t a dude…pre-op…she’s still a pregnant girl in a bikini which as far as I’m concerned is equally unnatural.

Here she is trying to draw attention to herself during Victoria’s Secret fashion week now that she is not part of that….

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2012

05

Nov

Rihanna’s Instagram is Fun of the Day

Rihanna has a fun instaram…from low quality…almost ghetto promo pics for Barbados…featuring parts of her…like her ass….and titties…along with nonsense captions….to her in a bikini showing off her decent at best body….to her controversial naked in bed with a wedding veil on picture from the day after Halloween….this girl…in all her craziness that was bound to happen…since being a ghetto, poor girl in the islands prior to being the biggest fucking thing ever….fucks a person up….and at least it fucked her up in a half naked way….I mean her life is crazier than a fucking lottery win….and she’s probably torn from all angles trying to make sense of it…especially since she’s all uneducated on top of it…so getting beat up and beating up….to telling us all to fuck ourselves..then producing pics to help us fuck ourselves…make Rihanna pretty fucking special to me….probably the best thing pop culture has to offer…and we should thank her for that via our collective masturbation.

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

05

Nov

Emily Osment in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Haley Joel Osment is an interesting child star because he has become Emily Osment….

You know most child stars, when they are no longer cute or interesting to the public, you know after puberty….turn to drugs and self-destruction to deal with the rejection the world has thrown there way…but this proactive young man…said…you know what…I’m gonna do this girl thing cuz life is way easier for girls..girls don’t even have to be hot or pretty…they just have to be willing to get half naked…

So here he is promoting himself in a bikini for his instagram….unless this is actually his “sister” and not just a front…but how would you explain them never being in the same room, at the same event, or in the same picture….

Exactly.

Posted in:Emily Osment

2012

05

Nov

Nicole Trunfio Landed Non Nude Model Work for Madison Magazine of the Day

It is a sad day in every models life…at least as far as I am concerned…and at least as far as her fake tits are concerned…where she moves away from being the awesome nude model NUDE MODEL I have written about over and over again …because I celebrate nude models….to becoming some boring fully clothed model moving into the mainstream thanks to the help of her more famous friends…and I that is a fucking tragedy….

Posted in:Nicole Trunfio

2012

05

Nov

Chantal Jones from America’s Next Top Model Nude of the Day

These pictures were emailed to me. I have no idea when they were taken or really who they are taken of…I just know they are of a naked or half naked…or pretty fucking naked girl named Chantal Jones…who thanks to Wikipedia I have learned the essentials….like that she was born in 1988 Austin Texas and that she is from America’s Next Top Model….and that she had a guest star role on The Bold and the Beautiful in 2008 that changed the game for the Bold and the Beautiful forever….or that she appeared on Fashion TV…Three Whole times…..before being in the Black Eyed Peas music video “I Gotta a Feeling”….a Bar Mitzvah classic….that after doing the background research on her…I realize the real essentials is that she models fucking naked….that’s all that matters. Here are the pics….from some Unknown shoot.

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2012

05

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I spent the weekend having tear filled anal sex and it was amazing…because I was giving it and not taking it…I’m generous like that…that’s why the ladies call me Santa Claus. I keep on fucking giving…..

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2012

02

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Eating out hookers is my new favorite thing…I am lying…it has always been my favorite thing…but since my wife’s been on my ass to find a hobby to keep myself busy since she thinks I am unemployed and doesn’t know I blog…I figure that’s a permission slip to get out there and bang out with questionable women…what better way to bring in the Holiday Season…that with a herpes ridden mouth and a fuckin’ smile…

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Bikini Model Gets Taken Out
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Amanda Seyfried Hot in a Red Bra
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Lindsay Love is a Hot Playboy Babe
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I Don’t Know Who Nicole Trunfio is But She’s Rocking a Bikini and May Be Anorexic
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Adriana Lima is Smoking Hot as Always (SITE NSFW)
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Lindsay Love is Sexy on Video (SEMI NSFW)
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The Time Chad Kroeger Paid A Roadie To Stick His Dick In A Fan (Not That Kind Of Fan)
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Selena Gomez Titties in Glamour
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Ariana Loken is a Hot Playboy Girl
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Real Life Tonka Truck
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Amanda Seyfried Prefers Popsicles to Cock
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America’s Next Top Model Chantal Jones Nude (NSFW)
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Alessandra Ambrosio Workout Gear Hotness
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Kate Moss Strikes a Pose for Vanity Fair
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Cum in her Ass Compilation….
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Hot Hentai?
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Lots of Celebs in Sex Scenes
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Andy San Dimas is not a Hooker….
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Girls Getting Naked on Webcam
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2012

02

Nov

Selena Gomez is Lovely for Glamour of the Day

Selena Gomez was showing some titty that I assume are implants that she got for her role in Spring Breakers but that could easily just be a little freshman 20 weight gain that happens when you turn 20, your metabolism slows down, and you eat your feelings from the shame that comes with dating a homosexual popstar, living his lie, only to be dumped by him…..you know that child star drama that I hope leads to falling off, drugs, porn and other good stuff to watch as the empire crumbles….but in the meantime – she’s in Glamour…..

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

02

Nov

Bar Refaeli Twitter Upskirt of the Day


Plus Sized model Bar Refaeli…who I can only assume has been eating a few too many bagels and lox..is turning to twitter to show her work out regime…which was hardly appealing enough as a stand alone picture that I guess she figured if she’s gonna try to market herself…she might as well do it with some panty….a logical strategy I appreciate even if I don’t really appreciate her….

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2012

02

Nov

Kate Moss Topless in Vanity Fair of the Day

The nice thing about Kate Moss is that along with her rockstar lifestyle…comes a willingness to get naked all the fucking time…whether it is for free or paid…making these Vanity Fair pics…from an article that talk about her Johnny Depp obsession and her depression at 17…amongst other shit we don’t give a fuck about cuz we all have problems and we aren’t as rich and good looking as this cunt…so as far as I’m concerned she’s got it fucking made….

Here are the pics

Posted in:Kate Moss|NSFW