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2012

02

Nov

Kelly Brook Lingerie Stage Show of the Day

Kelly Brook is in a lingerie stage show…where she pretends to be an actor..when really she’s just a woman pushing 40 willing to use her big old tits to get noticed….cuz they’ve worked pretty good for her so far…and she’s only got a few more years left in them to really fully utilize them to their full – early retirement – potential.

Here are some pics of her performing….in a Burlesque show called “Forever Crazy” that is probably not about the abortion she got and pretended was a miscarriage….

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2012

02

Nov

Lady Gaga Dressed Pretty Topless of the Day

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Lady Gaga did Halloween relatively topless in a stupid fucking costume…even though every day is halloween…where she dresses up like a bullshit artist who claims to be an actual artist…when really she’s just a puppet being told what the fuck to do by a team of marketing execs…and the whole thing is fucking boring, disgusting, repetitive and not at all intriguing…and the only thing that really fascinates me about her is when dudes tell me they want to have sex with her…..weird.

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2012

02

Nov

Asa Akira’s Presidential Offer of the Day

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Asa Akira…my best friend I’ve never met…my girlfriend I’ve never dated….my lover I have never slept with but would enjoy licking like a popsicle until she was raw, chapped and in need of topical cream….is hosting the AVNs this year…and to either promote that…or to just give me erections in my heart…just released this video asking whoever loses the presidential election to be her co-host…which would be interesting…especially if it was the Mormon, anti-abortion unless his teen mistress gets pregnant and needs one Romney…..

But I am a little hurt, because she really she should be asking me to be her co-host…as we hold hand and gaze into each others eyes romantically….but I guess she’s just not into me like that…she’s too famous for insignificant people lke me…and that would probably break my heart…if I had a heart…I blame my autism for my lack of feelings….or ability to understand human contact….

Either way, cute video….

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2012

02

Nov

Kate Moss Poses for Venetia Scott in Centrefold’s of the Day

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I love me some Kate Moss…I don’t know it’s just the fact that she groupies out to heroin addict rockstars who she probably has unprotected sex with because celebrities and models don’t use condoms…especially not when they are being dead beat mothers….that makes me feel her pussy tastes like fucking heaven….or at least like something I want to try….no matter how old and tired she gets.

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2012

02

Nov

Adriana Lima’s Hot Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot of the Day

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Adriana Lima hasn’t quit…and I guess with the power of Photoshop she doesn’t have to…cuz bitch knows how to pose proper, it is kinda all she’s done the last decade…working with the best hair, make-up, lighting and photography people….the miracles of the industry that hide the unfortunate harsh reality of child birth, aging and being of latin and native roots, that genetically want your cute round ass to look like it belongs on a dorito eating mom….cuz in catalog shoots…of the most boring half naked variety…she looks pretty fucking decent…and I am forced to remain a fan….at least for now…cuz I am staring at her tits….and nothing else about her really matters….except maybe pointing out how obvious it is that she’s hiding her stretch mark, sloppy, fucking mom stomach…you see cuz even Adriana Lima has major insecurities and flaws…and we can all thank child birth for that…cuz children are the root of all evil.

Here are the pics..

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2012

02

Nov

Valerija Kelava for Mixt(e) of the Day

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No idea who Valerija Kelava….but her name is pretty American sounding so I am gonna assume she’s from the Midwest, her dad is a car sales man, her mom a house wife…they have a suburban bungalow and she went to public school, where she dated the quarterback….and shopped at WalMart….where she was recruited to show her pussy for fashion….and decided to do it cuz it was better than working the local diner….and because it had nothing to do with trying to get her fucking green card…cuz she’s fucking American born and bred….and who fucking cares about her story…when you can just stare at her pussy.

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2012

02

Nov

Kaley Cuoco’s Hard Nipples on TV of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco- or as I like to call her, the young pussy on set that made John Ritter’s heart go pitter patter until it fucking exploded….back when she was on some Teenage Daughter Dating TV show…before getting fat and joined a nerd show as the babe who isn’t babe enough to ignore the nerds….cuz real babes don’t bother with such easy targets….rocked some hard nipples aiming in a weird direction on TV…and at least a dozen people masturbated to it…cuz that’s what nerds and low grade people who watch this shit do….but hard nipples or not I can’t ignore her weird looking face….cuz she’s not hot….but you probably think she is…loser

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2012

02

Nov

More Miranda Kerr for Esquire of the Day

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I already posted these pics of Miranda Kerr in Esquire…because I am the unofficial most relevant site when it comes to models, celebrities and sluts, on the internet…according to me and my 2 readers, one of which is a virgin in India and the other is some pervert applying lipstick who wants me dead….

But in being the most relevant site for this kind of thing on the internet that no one cares about….I am forced to update you with more Miranda Kerr ass in sheer nighties….

Cuz that shit wasn’t in the first round…but I am pretty glad it happened….and here it is.

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2012

02

Nov

Emma Roberts Halloween Cleavage of the Day

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When recruiting my hooker last night, I was wandering the streets as I do, because the best hookers are the ones who don’t have pimps…but more importantly, don’t have internet access….I saw girls still dressed up for Halloween…wondering if it was the tail end, walk of shame, still jacked on Speed affect of the holiday….or if girls just can’t let go of dressing up slutty making it a week long event…I realized it didn’t matter…cuz they were doing it…

So yeah, it’s November 2, yeah fuck Halloween that shit is dead to me, but I’ll still look at pics of girls in Costume….cuz girls in costumes are fun to look at.

Here’s Emma Roberts….showing some cleavage…..and I approve.

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2012

02

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My wife didn’t catch me fucking the hooker last night….but she did ask me why there was bloody panties in the corner of the bedroom…was tough getting out of that one…I just blamed my need to try to look pretty for her……because my body is a wonderland.

I don’t think she bought it…but the good news is she’s a moron….

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Those Chinese Prisoners Are Dancing to That Gangnam Style and It’s More Hilarious Than Ever – VIDEO
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Bunnie Brooke is Sexy by the Waterfall (SEMI NSFW)
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Stacy Aaron is a Girl Next Door Type (SEMI NSFW)
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Jenny McCarthy and Her Giant Breasts Wore This for Halloween
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TV’s Craziest Halloween Costumes (Photo Gallery)
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Taylor is the Rides Girl of the Day
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Cute Teen All In White Has Some ALone Time (NSFW)
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Ashley Tisdale Halloween Camel Toe. So Awesome
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Zero Tricks Here, Just Candice Swanepoel in Sexy Halloween Costumes
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Nikki Knows How to Rock Thigh Highs Proper (SEMI NSFW)
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Voodoo Doll Mischeif Will Be Good For a Laugh – VIDEO
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Sexy Games to Waste Your Day With (NSFW)
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Because I fucking Hate Myself. Here’s Kim Kardashian’s Well Fucked Tits
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